ZOT!!! Moonbat Mourning Will Go On Until the Crack of Doom

The Crisis Papers ^ | Ernest Partridge

[King Prout]

my GOD they're out in force today.

[dixiechick2000]

LOL!

Thanks for the much needed laff. ;o)

[writer33]

We own all the black boxes, much to the chagrin of liberals across the globe. And how that tears me up so....

:) Hehe!

[TrueKnightGalahad]

All your black boxes are belong to us! :-)

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed the laugh. That's straight from the conspiracy theorists of the world closet. :)

And there's even a conspiracy going on right there in Multnomah County. It's a Republican judge, smiting down gays and lesbians from marriage. How could you, dc? :)

[MeekOneGOP]

I came to the thread right after Mike pinged me in #3,
but the thread was pulled.

Then a little later, I see MORE pings here. They put
the thread back up after ZOTTING this Troll.

[MeekOneGOP]

They sure ARE! :^O

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Yeah, I saw that. Thanks, Mods -- just because someone is zotted, doesn't mean we can't still have lots of fun zotting him again and again and again! :-) Kitties, nukes, pancakes -- bring 'em on!

[dixiechick2000]

"And there's even a conspiracy going on right there in Multnomah County. It's a Republican judge, smiting down gays and lesbians from marriage. How could you, dc? :)"


Dang! That one musta slipped through the cracks.
Gotta do something about that judge. ;o)

[hinckley buzzard]

2002 and 2004 were “the next time,”

This is the first time I have seen reference to the 2002 elections. Clearly, the most "progressive" attribute of these lunatics is their worsening mental pathology..

[andyandval]

It must be awful to live like this, grape seed. I hope lurking on Free Republic enrages you.

[international american]

This one is definitely in contention for the new Undead Thread;ALL

[writer33]

Here's a new commercial:

"We used to not win elections, but here at the Republican Research and Voting Disenfranchisement Facility, we're making new strides at the ballot box," said Tom Delay, scorned Representative and Project Leader.

Partnering up with Diebold, we've come up with a way to count only Republican votes. That's right. Every liberal voter is sure to be disenfranchised, no matter how many times he or she votes. It's a guaranteed win for Republicans, even in places like Massachussetts or L.A. We're calling it the Diebold Ballot Buster.

Listen to some of our testimonials:

"I didn't believe it was true, but the new, Diebold Ballot Buster gave us that long sought after victory we'd always wanted," said Mark Gillman, President of the Ohio Republican Party.

"It's true. It really works," quipped Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida. "Why do you think the Florida election went so smooth? Thanks, Diebold. I know what we can count on come 2006, 2008 and beyond. The sky's the limit!"

"That's right," Tom Delay said gleefully. "Thanks to Diebold, we're sure to have Republican victory's for years and years. And with a little luck, the new Diebold 50X and more research, we'll be able to implement it into the U.S. Senate in time to fulfill the Bush legacy."

:) HA!

[TASMANIANRED]

Most of the schizophrenics that I deal with professionally have more credible delusions than this.

[Darksheare]

Wow, defeat has made you guys crazy.
Get over it, you're losers.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Post this on DU as a "serious" post about a secret campaign document you 'found' on a CD in a park ;-) and they'll be eating out of your hand. No, wait, strike the last part -- Yuck!

[writer33]

Dang! That one musta slipped through the cracks. Gotta do something about that judge. ;o)

That's bad, dixie. Bad girl. :)

[G.Mason]

"The over-arching question, then, is “when will the public wake up to this silent coup d’etat?”"

Never, never I say!

Ouch! ... I seem to have hurt my back over-arching for that answer

[wasp69]

[writer33]

Nope. Don't want them eating out of my hands. :)