Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
Just wait until the troll hears about our White Zionist Ship that sails the seas kidnapping Muslims!
Keep all future communications about this in Freeper code. We didn't melt down the Holy Grail to make secret FReeper code rings fer everyone here if we were not expected to use 'em.
(Jummah = Friday afternoons terrorist training class, also called "sermon")
Ok, you did it. I laughed my coffee up through my nose and all over the keyboard.