Big Bang Scam Evolutionists Need To Be Smacked Upside The Head With A Board From Noah's Ark

JoeClarke.Net ^ | 06/15/2005 | JoeClarke

[jess35]

"God did it" is not a valid scientific finding. Now run along back to your religion courses like a good little boy.

[Wonder Warthog]

Hey, Joe. I guess you don't know that the "Big Bang" theory was initially proposed by a Jesuit priest/astronomer. Try again.

[Just mythoughts]

You will get a face to face with the Creator one day, won't be in the flesh that the evo's worship and seek to link. Evolution is very old, I think it is called "we are gods" of OLD time.

[dirtboy]

BTW, Illegal aliens are given legal rights by the same people.

Gee, I never realized so many of those people were Republican officeholders...

[edcoil]

If God didn't do it, who did? These groups are for discussion not simplist, junivelle hits. If you have a better theory, try educating the group so your theory can be reviewed and discussed as well.

[marylandrepub1]

Same comment. Creationism makes conservatives look like uneducated cavemen. It is just attacking science without offering an alternative theory(sound familiar?)

[TOWER]

Yawn...

Same old crap. Come back when you have something that hasn't been refuted a million times already.

[Jack of all Trades]

The randomly scattered bold font, and CAPITALIZATION really sold me. Thanks for clearing this all up.

[gdani]

.....but for a good primer on the Top Ten Reasons The Earth Is Not That Old, look at the following website at the Institute For Creation Research: http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-384.htm

This stuff *still* gets posted????

[tfecw]

"...it looks more like the Evolutionary Theory (a cornerstone of Communism)"

I must have missed that part of the manifesto. Then again it has been a while and most of it's blurry.

Just the hate that is involved in these threads never ceases to amaze me. Right up there with the tax threads and the Hate MS threads ;)

[headsonpikes]

Breaking News, eh?

Psychoceramics p[lacemarker.

[Youngblood]

I've haven't seen anyone fit so much creationist BS into a single short article before. Well done!

[mlc9852]

The theory of evolution isn't any more valid than God did it so stop being so condescending.

[mlc9852]

Why would you need an alternate theory just because one theory is wrong?

[mlc9852]

You left out the breast-feeding debate threads. They're the best!

[stuartcr]

I doubt one could feel being hit in the head with a board from Noah's Ark...

[babble-on]

I also like the Al Franken diagram (which, considering his resemblance to a chimp actually supports evolution pretty well).

"Is it really this simple?" Yes, boy howdy, when I think of the history of particle physics, cosmology and microbiology since 1905, "simple" is the first word that comes to mind.

[joeclarke]

I have not said God did it. I wrote that evolution did not happen. Now go back to your Young Pioneer classes in the Soviet Union. Oh, I almost forgot. . God saved the Russians from you Marxism.