Heh. Great pics. Truth be told, I'm not sure I believe it either. But, nonetheless, I faithfully post the articles every day since I do work there, and they tell me. Plus, she's been right about stranger stuff. Also, the following is a much better tinfoil hat picture...
Note the expression of confused rage on his face. As opposed to constipation. I feel it really gives the man's emotions an absurd poignancy they would not otherwise have.