Posted on 07/21/2005 8:59:36 AM PDT by pickrell
The Qaida Corporation today announced a world-wide recall of their portable model explosive backpack, citing reliability problems. Shreikman Al Detritus, a spokesman for the company, explained, "Certain defects may exist in the model XP100 that could cause the device to fail to produce injury or property damage. Speaking as the representative among infidels, we remain committed to being the source of peace and brotherhood among the fashion industry."
On the market, today, the bulls and bears gave way to the camels, as Qaida Corp. stock fell considerably.
Where do I go for a refund?
Whew, that's a relief. I thought I was just doing it wrong.:)
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