Generation Repeat: An Open Letter To The Youth Of Today

Blogcritics.org ^ | 7/20/05 | Michele Catalano

[Drew68]

and that's why REO Speedwagon has reunited.

REO Speedwagon reunited? Did Gary Richrath sober up?

[Drew68]

The scary thing is, this could have been written 15 years ago, too.

Yep. By the late 1980s, early 1990s tie-died shirts were fashionable again. The Greatful Dead toured until Jerry died and half the people at their shows were born in the 1970s.

All generations recycle from the previous. That's how civilizations maintain cohesion. Some bands (Floyd, The Doors, Hendrix, Zeppelin, etc.) aren't ever going out of style.

[Flux Capacitor]

Dear Michele,

As a late X'er, on behalf of my generation -- and on behalf of ANY generation that has to listen to this kind of holier-than-thou garbage from its elders, over things that DON'T MATTER -- I cordially invite you to blow me, babe. You wanna know something? Your culture (and for the record, a good part of it has also been my culture) SUCKS.

Your MUSIC sucks -- American popular music was at its zenith during the '30s and '40s, and the dirty little secret about the rock 'n roll that followed is that 90% of ALL of it, in ALL its permutations, is atonal sludge "composed" by a sad bunch of long-haired dope-smoking maggot-infested FM types. Your LITERATURE sucks, unless you really want to tell me that Philip Roth and Stephen King have anything on Ernest Hemingway and H.P. Lovecraft. Your VIDEO GAMES suck -- nobody in his or her right mind would say with a straight face that your average Atari 2600 game even compares to the most sophisticated first-person shooters available for the latest platforms. Your TELEVISION sucks -- you can bitch about maintaining the integrity of "The Dukes of Hazzard" all you want; I'm more concerned that nobody in the last 40 years has managed to come close to the level of class and entertainment provided by Jack Benny. And yes, your cynical, angry, America-is-rotten deconstructionist MOVIES suck. The dirty little secret about the '60s and '70s is that they were completely wasted decades in EVERY respect. The dirty little secret about the '80s is that, culturally, much of it was spent trying to crawl out of the cesspool fostered during the '60s and '70s. If the point of your column is to define those who came of age in the '70s and '80s as a generation of overgrown children, then lady, have you ever succeeded. I feel sorry for your own kids, given the attitude you apparently have toward them.

So take solace in your "Return of the Jedi" Burger King glasses, Michele, if that's really the most you have to show for your pathetic life. My generation is going to be busy busting its collective ass to pay your Social Security, along with that of all the other 21st Century welfare queens whose priority is keeping "Galaga" all to themselves.

I just hope that, after having 75% of our paychecks taxed throughout our adult lives in order to meet the obligations your generation helped dump on us, we'll be left with enough money to bury you.

Meanwhile, I hope to God that my generation and those that follow end up understanding enough about what matters in life that we never end up sounding like you.

-Dan

[Desdemona]

When will Hollywood get around to remaking the great old war stories, westerns and musicals?

Please, no! The whole thought of what modern Hollywood would do with some of the grace and class of Gene Kely's moves, the Duel from Seven Brides and just about anything Ann Miller danced is enough to have me diving for Pepto-Bismol.

[MoochPooch]

Please ping me.

[exnavychick]

OMG...too funny!

Well done.

[MitchellC]

I hope this is intentionally dumb.

[MitchellC]

You have an advantage over your son - you remember when Metallica made good music.

[sweetliberty]

"And make you insanely jealous by saying things like “Yea, I was at the first Lollapalooza.” Or “Oh geez, saw Zeppelin live six or seven times.”

I have to laugh, because as the Rolling Stones geriatric tour has the distinction of the most expensive concerts tickets in history, I can rub it in that I saw the Stones live back in the early days, when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were still cute, for $5.

[clyde asbury]

:)

The Truth Hurts bump

[Purple GOPer]

Are we going to be nostalgic for the future next?

I am nostalgic for the future. Our current future is nothing like what the future used to be. Even Star Wars isn't the future but "long ago." Where are our flying cars? The robots with cute personalities? Space Hotels with a tourist section? I want my future back!

[qam1]

Where are our flying cars?

That dream quickly died when it became apparent that 98% of the people can't even handle 2 dimensional driving with much competence (many even have trouble with just one - see any left lane around the country), so adding another dimension would result in one big blood bath

[qam1]

I agree, except this part

Your VIDEO GAMES suck -- nobody in his or her right mind would say with a straight face that your average Atari 2600 game even compares to the most sophisticated first-person shooters available for the latest platforms.

I will

Games today are all cool graphics with little gameplay, I'd rather play Adventure, Haunted House, Pitfall, etc. on the 2600 than the newest gazillionith rehash of Doom or Mortal Kombat.

In 20 years from now there won't be the retro craze for Grand Theft Auto and it's many clones as there is for the 2600 today.

[Purple GOPer]

My point was that the future isn't what it used to be. All of the wonder and big thoughts seem to be squeezed out of it. Some time in the future why can't a sufficiently integrated computer system take human input commands and flight plans to create a safe three dimensional air space?