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Potential Republican Crack-Up
Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB
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To: Monkey Face
If I was a guy I wouldn't drink it and I would not give it to kids but I doubt it will do me any harm. In fact this third arm now makes typing so much easier. ;^)
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:27:05 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: May bite (Adjusts tin foil hat with stylish copper lining))
To: Monkey Face
Easy 'Face. This is a brand new thread.
Don't start talking dirty yet.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:27:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL! (It is also hard to digest.)
Your third arm is actually quite -um- overcoming.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:29:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: Monkey Face
How about Ice Cream Cones???
I would begin to lick the ice cream making sure that none of the ice cream trickled over the sides. Then I would lick the ice cream until it was dead even with the sugar cone. Then I would bite a hole in the bottom of the sugar cone and suck the ice cream out.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:29:22 PM PDT
by
mware
To: KMB
That's who you'll have to thank for a Rodham-Clinton Administration. Let's just hope it doesn't come to that. It sounds to me like you're hoping it does come to that. Anyone who would vote for Hitlery just because some Republicans (me for one) are opposed to fetal stem cell research is not likely to be a Republican of any variety, and is certainly not a conservative.
Why not just admit you're a DU troll and leave quietly before the ZOT axe falls on your neck?
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:29:56 PM PDT
by
epow
(Don't complain that thorns grow on rose bushes, thank God that roses grow on thorn bushes..)
To: mware
I am a border line diabetic so I drink it as part of diet and exercise to keep the needle away.
The plain stuff was HORRIBLE. But they have a new kind out that is sweetened with splenda and it comes in vanilla and chocolate. Tisn't bad.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:30:37 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: May bite (Adjusts tin foil hat with stylish copper lining))
To: NicknamedBob
"...Don't start talking dirty yet."
I hate it when you play like the Vocabulary Police. *pouting*
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:30:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: Monkey Face
I love my tableware.
Great stuff.
Wish I had pilot wings though..
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:31:22 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
To: epow
welcome to the thread. We had a deep cover troll. We are now discussing eating habits.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:31:28 PM PDT
by
mware
To: mware
Yepper!
I like the sugar cones for that...yummy!
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:31:49 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: Monkey Face
I'll let you know when it's safe.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:32:15 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
... the Vocabulary Police. :Perks up: Oooooo. NNB do you have handcuffs and everything?
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:32:32 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: May bite (Adjusts tin foil hat with stylish copper lining))
To: Monkey Face
Oh dear they are talking about the Donner/Packer incident.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:33:35 PM PDT
by
mware
To: epow
Too late. Been zotted. We've taken over his netwok so he can't adjust the verical, he can't adjust the horizontal, and when we're done, we'll return the thread to him. Maybe.
Welcome. ;o]
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:33:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: Darksheare
I had the stainless steel stuff somewhere, but it got lost. And I've got an extra pair of wings somewhere...*looking around* Just don't know where they are now...
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:36:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:37:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: Monkey Face
Oh dear Helen Thomas is upset that word got out that she would kill herself if Chaney ran for president.
Now that is one woman whos stem cells I do not want to see cloned.
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:37:20 PM PDT
by
mware
To: mware
Yah, that was really something. The whole idea of cannibalism is extremely interesting, but I don't think I'd like to see it up close and personal. :o|
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:38:52 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
To: KMB
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:39:54 PM PDT
by
TeleStraightShooter
(When Frist exercises his belated Constitutional "Byrd option", Reid will have a "Nuclear Reaction".)
To: Monkey Face
I can't lose my spoon as I will seriously be lost without it.
I've had it for 25 of my 30 years.
Even wore the on edge of the tip oval.
I will have to look into getting my coffee mug copied 'just in case.'
It's from Pier 1 Imports circa 1970...
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posted on
07/31/2005 5:40:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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