I... ah... liberated some ice cream for desert.
Hmmm Bumpy cake! This looks like a interesting flavor...
:opens hands. Case falls and hits the floor:
Oops! Damaged product! Guess we'll have to eat it...
*looks right, then left*
Hey! How did that case of ice cream get broken?
Well, let's get it cleaned up! Everybody! Spoons over here! C'mon! Let's get this mess out of the way!
*whispering to HTB* We gotta hide the debris!