Rupert Murdoch's son, Lachlan K. Murdoch, has just stepped down from NewsCorp. Lachlan, who was the publisher of everyone's favorite reliable source, the New York Post, was expected to succeed his father, Rupert, as the head of NewsCorp.
Now, Rupert must look elsewhere. In case any of you were hoping to apply for the job, here are some of the qualities Murdoch will be looking for:
Liar
Disdains truth
Proficient at telling untruths with straight face
Degree from Bob Jones or like university
Good at convincing people of legitimacy while simultaneously lying
Skilled at Microsoft Word, Excel, Quicken, and Lying Constantly
Fluent in Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Swahili, Portuguese; doesn't know jack about French
LIAR
White
Male
If Franken could just improve his language and computer skills, he just might qualify.
He certainly doesn't need to improve his lying skills.
obviously knows nothing about Murdoch who owns some VERY leftist newspapers down in Australia