[Woman on Caroline Street]

I just read through our local paper's birthday section.

Sincere Understanding (Last Name Deleted).
He has a sister named Maaliyah.

Excuse me while I barf.
(I shouldn't talk. We've been tossing around names for our future kids, and we agree on Cadence for a girl, since both of us walk to the beat of a different drum ourselves)

[Phantom Lord]

Penn of Penn & Teller has a newborn daughter. Name: Moxie Crimefighter