DUmmie FUnnies 08-30-05 ("Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[MikefromOhio]

yep....

stupid stupid Dummies

[shezza]

He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them...

What the...? These people are absolutely, undeniably, certifiably insane. But then we already knew that.

[cripplecreek]

"Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic."


PsychoDUmmie award winner.

[TheBigB]

He was golfing as Katrina was touching down... is this compassionate conservativism??

If he had been getting orally serviced under the Oval Office desk by a mentally unbalanced intern during that time, would that have been okay?

[cardinal4]

Ok, what does LIHOP/MIHOP mean?

[Notforprophet]

He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.

That has GOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL, that is just too off the wall.

NFP

[Shazbot29]

. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago

OMG! In one rant, the Loonie Left is summed up perfectly. 50% less hurricane activity? Howso? Why is NO sinking a federal issue? I am in Texas and it is hot here. I want the Federal Government to bring me air conditioners. And, since I am from Los Angeles, I insist the Executive Branch arrange for earthquake-proofing of every structure!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

It's about time we realized that we shouldn't be cracking jokes at the mentally handicapped. It's time to give up DUFU and seriously get these people some help.

[TheBigB]

Let It/Made It Happen On Purpose (referring to everything bad that happens, back to 9/11). Skinner usually deletes such referecnes, trying very hard to make DUh appear at least marginally sane.

[gate2wire]

."And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago."

So it's George Washington's fault. If He had shored up N.O. 220 years ago, we would not be in this predicament.

[shezza]

According to the Governor of Lousiana and the Mayor of New Orleans, it was the President himself who CALLED them and URGED them to issue a mandatory evacuation, when it appeared that they were waffling on the legalities. Good Lord, imagine what would have been the carnage had he NOT gotten involved??? Leftie Liberals are so eaten up with hatred for Bush that they're blind to reality.

[Ditter]

This bunch of DUmmies is so off the wall that I wonder......... hummm...... (PJ don't blow the cover of any lousy freeper trolls out there leading the DUmmies astray).

[HungarianGypsy]

I am still trying to figure out how such a "stupid man" can be such a mad genius and control the weather.

[No Longer Free State]

While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME

Yep. UBL is "non-existant" (sic). These guys need to get a sense of reality that isn't so at odds with reality.

[Americanwolf]

I had heard that early on, but never heard it again. That sound s about the way Bush would do it..

Unlike some ex-presidents that had to call a press conference everytime he took a dump or got a favor from an intern.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 30?

I love the last poster--Bush had 4 whole years to reverse global climate change (caused by the sun) and completely alter worldwide weather patterns.

Also, like Atlas, Bush should have held New Orleans on his lighty shoulders and lifted it up. Or maybe sandjacked it.

I'd almost call a Lousy Freeper Troll on the last post.

[DJ MacWoW]

but a competent President can prepare for the inevitable so that, when a natural disaster occurs, he can direct government relief agencies to respond accordingly.

Oh goodness! Where to begin? It was up to the respective Mayors and Govenors to make preparations. I thought these were the people who back states rights but they want the feds to over rule local government? It WAS declared a disaster area immediately. FEMA is there. The Red Cross is there. The National Guard is there. What TRULY clueless armchair disaster directors DUers are. In their alternate reality, everything should be back to normal despite that this was truly catastrophic. They are children.

[PJ-Comix]

Hee! Hee!

[cripplecreek]

"While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME"

Nick Berg would disagree if he could but he seems speechless these days.

[DJ MacWoW]

What can you say about moonbats except if it's outlandish and ridiculous, they'll think it's true.