Chief Wiggum (singing): "I'm jamminG, jamminG! And I hope you like jamming too!!! !!"
"Long before the Superdome,
.Where the Saints of football play,
. There's a city where the damned call home,
. Hear their hellish rondelet:
.
. New Orleans!
. Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
. New Orleans!
. Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
.
. If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
. To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
.
. New Orleans!
. Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
. New Orleans!
. Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
.
. New Orleans!
. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
. New Orleans!
. ..."
"BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
Springfield Cops are on the take,
but what do you expect from the money we make.
Whether in a car or on a horse,
we don't mine using excessive force.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS.
BAD COPS, BAD COPS"