DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-05 ("Secession - a serious alternative?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[imskylark]

"Would they please make up their tiny little minds?!"

I hope not! What would we do without the laughs?

[cripplecreek]

I don't know if you got on the ping list but here's a taste of the FUnnies at their finest.

[JLO]

"how do you grow tofu?"

LOL - good one!

[cripplecreek]

"If America is going to be ruled by a bunch of ignorant Southern crackers,"


What's wrong with us ignernt northern crackers?

[Welsh Rabbit]

Secession - a serious alternative?

Hey DUmmie, as long as you're living in a fantasy world, why settle for succession? Wouldn't you just rather live on the Big Rock Candy Mountain instead?

[MoochPooch]

"What makes these people think Canada WANTS them??"


My thoughts, exactly. Shows their egocentricity.

[cripplecreek]

I believe Canada has already made it clear that they've already met their quota of useless breathers.

[Bahbah]

By all means, secede you loons!

LOL. They would surely not be missed, but I don't think they get to take whole states with them. Why don't they just emigrate?

[sauropod]

Actually, I believe a civil war is in the offing.

The DUTards just have to start a "Underground Railroad" to Vancouver.

[doorgunner69]

>What blue states?<

I believe MA was the only totally blue state. Don't think anyone here would mind seeing it go.

Here is Calif. the blue counties are all urban with the exception of one on the Mexican border. Gee, wonder why it went democrat?

A moonbat wrote to the L.A.Slimes after the last election that seccesion of the blue states (he included CA) was the only answer. I wrote back (and they published it for some unknown reason) that if liberals were so overwrought with despair, then perhaps they should all immigrate to Canada or France. But to forget the notion that their little liberal urban enclaves ruled the state, and take a look at the county red/blue ratio and decide if they really wanted to try anything.

[doorgunner69]

Should be: Here "in" California

[Dittohead68]

I agree with the DUmmies on one thing - I see a civil war coming within the next 50 years.

But, oh my God - the DUmmies are against those horrible things called guns!

Who do you think is going to have all of the weaponry to defend themselves, huh?????? LOL

[bert]

It has been my thought that the Red States meeting in conference should purge the New England Blue zone.

Those who wish to remain Americans can show proper voter registration and move south.

[bmwcyle]

Come and meet then face to face this weekend.

[just me]

I wish these idiots would find another place to live. We could have America back with God as King and cut all the P/C crap and get on with the winning the war.
Our boy's can come home to a proud nation who appreciates them.

[cardinal4]

Why don't they just emigrate?

Anything! Just get them out of here! I am far from prudish, but the language on that board is atrocious..

[Hawk1976]

They want to secede and I wouldn't mind seeing them gone. Only no territory and they only take what their ancestors came with, the clothes on their back.

Actually they wouldn't even be able to do that because at some point their ancestors were all hard workers who supported each other instead of waiting on "Big Daddy" government to do it.

They want Civil War, I think they can do damage for a little while. When their cities get cut off, they won't like what happens next. History is very stark when it comes to siege warfare, which is what it would be.

[Bahbah]

the language on that board is atrocious.

Heheh. Did you see PJ's last episode with the person who purports to be a "highly intelligent" little old lady living in the Midwest? She demonstrated that "intelligence" by using the f word about a jillion times and never making one factual point. Somehow, I doubt her claim to intelligence (and yes, I have turned the air blue at times when trying to hammer a nail).

[Dittohead68]

"Come and meet then face to face this weekend."

As a general rule, I tend to piss off DUers to no end. I enjoy tweeking them so much that I actually will go out of my way to have a little fun with them. I know..... it's a mean streak. I don't make many friends that way, but I certainly weed out all the libs from the bunch!

My friends are usually the ones that agree on the issues(but are reining me in all the time!)

[satchmodog9]

I had this argument with a stupid lefty friend. I told him to go ahead ad secede, we will offer tax breaks and low crime to all business' and they will all move to the red states.