DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-05 (Mary Mapes Spins Fiction---Book Excerpt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2005 | Mary Mapes and PJ-Comix

[an amused spectator]

TankerKC and some others including Howlin, Robert...,P.E. (wish I could recall his whole nic)

That would be Robert A. Cook, PE, a Free Republic stalwart during the 2000 election mess, and thereafter. Many was the Freeper that was heartened and uplifted by reading his informative posts during that time.

[an amused spectator]

Amazon has taken down her ENTIRE excerpt after this DUFU was published. I am almost positive that Mary Mapes herself went BERSERK when she read this DUFU and demanded that Amazon remove her laughingstock material.

LOL! This is even better than when you were working over Beverly Lumpkin lo those many years ago! ;-)

[an amused spectator]

LOL! "Mary Tyler Mapes"

You're gonna make it up, after all!

[an amused spectator]

Even though things were heating up faster than Kitty Carlisle on a cart full of highballs.

LOLOLOL!

You got some pretty good zingers going on this thread, CH! :-)

[an amused spectator]

There's Something About Mary.

Gaaaackkk! :-)

[an amused spectator]

A solid piece too be sure, but a piece of what is the question.

Dog squeezins.

[an amused spectator]

Not only did the fax machine eat the original documents, it also ate every 1970 typewriter capable of producing the originals, and -- this is the shocker -- every comparable document in the world typed in 1970.

God, I hate it when that happens...

But on the bright side, Mary knows peripheral like no mere Freeper knows peripheral...

[an amused spectator]

"Meet the Faxers"

Stop it! Yer kiln me!

[an amused spectator]

DUmmies probably have to have the book read to them since it's not in their language.

This is your first warning. Quit trying to make me snort beer through my nose.

[an amused spectator]

Ohhhh, what a world, what a world! To think that a pajama-clad Buckhead could destroy all my beautiful wickedness.....

Second warning...

[investigateworld]

bunny planet (1000+ posts) Wed Oct-05-05 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #11
21. Unfortunately her being slow on the uptake contributed to the success of
" one Rovian trick that may have cost us the election. She should have known about Freeperville and all the others involved in the vast RWC and been cagier about how she put the story out there. She also should have run the Niger document story as planned. Turns out if that had taken a foothold, people would have been less willing to believe *'s National Guard bullshit story and less willing to roast Rather."

I sent over to the DUmpster to do a little reading (I'm banned for three lifetimes from posting) FLASH BUNNNY: who ever you are, you're too funny!!!!

[an amused spectator]

one Rovian trick that may have cost us the election

Karl Rove IS Keyser Söze...

[Boomer Geezer]

Oh sure, Mary. You've really convinced me!

One other little thing I learned from this whole mess and your rambling: Barnes ain't Noble.

[feefee]

Previous DUFUee lynettebro440 now is advocating a new version of "Not One D*mn DUmmie!" Day

Thanks for the ping, I'm off to take a look at the thread.

I guess after this Still Another Day When Everything Finally Changed, we should expect another DUmmie "Nt n Dmn Vwl D(y)!" protest at the DUmp...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Since the documents were copies, not originals, he could not offer the 100 percent assurance that came by testing the ink or the paper.

Or even a 10 percent assurance for that matter.

It's OK. It still would not have proved anything: Even if they'ed have produced the original documents, we would have only discovered they could have been printed on "any" of Bush's 1972 ANG LaserJet printer in the oddffice.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #741.

[PJ-Comix]

I just checked and the Mary Mapes book (hardcover not audiobook) is STILL missing from Amazon.

[AFPhys]

Thank you.

I can never recall Robert...PE's full nic, though I've tried many times (and succeeded) in pinging him to various articles.

Say, there, ... Robert A. Cook, PE ... would you please create another nic for yourself at FR that is a bit easier- something like Robert...PE or some such, for people like me to be able to recall?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Er, uhm, ahhhh.

Yeah.

But what about all then there types that's can improperly missappropriately misspell mah login_ID the wrong way already?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #742.