It looks like a definite job opportunity for "Baghdad Bob" over in France!
Spokesman Paris Bob has the following statement regarding alleged rioters:
"There are no rioters in France. Never!"
"The liars are not worth an old shoe."
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of France]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in France. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
There are NO rioters there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!""
God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God.
"Those are not rioters at all."
"Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame Bush."
"Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say."
"You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. Everything is okay."
"Those liars only deserve to be hit with shoes."
"Paris Bob"
Formerly- Baghdad Bob
Thats right, and remember that Muzzies did not cause the world trade center to fall because:
(1) Afghanistan did not have jumbo-jets
(2) No 110 story skyscraper ever fell to the ground before, and
(3) it was a Jewish conspiracy