DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-05 ("Kerry Won!!! Tool for Everyone to Prove It")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Anybody here ever cook up the Publix turkey breasts? The reason why I mention this is that on Dec. 23, knowing that the stores would close early the following day and on Christmas Day, I cooked up for 2 1/2 hours one of those turkey breasts after coating it with vegetable oil and Adobo seasoning (aluminum foil lightly placed over the turkey breast while baking). The next day I heated up some of the turkey slices in the microwave along with stuffing and gravy. Well, I'm just an average cook but I couldn't believe how fantastic that turkey tasted. I mean it was the BEST turkey I ever ate. Just EXACTLY the right amount of juiciness. Yeah, I know this observation seems odd but I swear that turkey was beyond belief. Need to do the same thing again, pronto.

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[Fenris6]

First! At last....

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Fenris6]

South Florida, the “scene of the crime” in 2000, saw major Democratic efforts and a lackluster Republican response.

Liar. I worked the GOTV in Florida. We kicked your butt by 350,000 votes.

[kevkrom]

[Including the votes the Democrats stole in the Washington state gubernatorial election?]

Now, now... they didn't "steal" any votes there. They just manufactured as many extra ones as they needed.

[Politicalities]

What the hell are you doing up at this ungodly hour, PJ?

[Fenris6]

Florida 2004

Bush 3,964,522 52%
Kerry 3,583,544 47%
Nader 32,971 1%

correction: We kicked your ass by 380,978. Morons.

[atomicpossum]

I love the part of 'Reality did not match with my projections, therefore Reality is wrong." Much the same failures experienced by international communism, which, is, of course, appropriate.

The DUmmies refuse to consider, as we take as a given, that the polls are usually biased.

[RabidBartender]

437th!!!! Yippee!

When I lived in Florida, Publix made the BEST sub sandwiches for $5. Man, I miss those.

[speed_addiction]

Is that all? I was hoping the EM Server would go down and make the Petra Verkaik photos from her paid website available free on the Internet.

MMMMMM! Petra Verkaik


What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[NeoCaveman]

I BELIEVVVVVVVVVVE

[PJ-Comix]

One of the FEW Petra pics where she is actually clad in covering.

[TexasCajun]

Maybe the dims can defeat President Bush in 2008?

[PJ-Comix]

What the hell are you doing up at this ungodly hour, PJ?

Trying to undo the ungodly hours I was waking up last week. When you keep waking up for over a week at very early hours, it takes a few days to begin sleeping until a normal time.

[Roscoe Karns]

I Belieeeeeve!!!!!

[Fenris6]

The initial exit polls and the Iowa Election Markets showed that Kerry was a 3% winner.

The initial exit polls had a false sample. The media leaked the location of the pollsters to the Dems and the Moonbats "freeped" [lol] them, hoping to give a false impression of momentum that would despress the Bush vote west of the Mississippi. Stupid DUmmies are getting blowback from their own propaganda. I love it.

[cripplecreek]

[JennysCool]

They're such rubes. This guy posits that, because there was more "activism" and "funds raised" -- thank you, Mr. Soros -- that somehow equates to a Democrat election victory. T'ain't necessarily so.

And the "early exit poll" numbers angle always cracks me up. Of course there were more Democrats counted in the early going -- the Republicans were still at WORK.

Sheesh.

[pigsmith]

I tried to read that thread yesterday -- Peej, I'm tellin' ya, your brain is going to curdle.

[putupjob]

The liberals now want to use exit polls and statistical analysis to determine who won. Their whole basis for the Kerry "win" were flawed exit polls, all of which always seem to favor the democrat candidate.

The election should be set aside for exit polls and statistical models are more accurate than actual vote counts.