Thou Shalt Not Criticize Brokeback Mountain

Adam's Blog ^ | 01/08/2006 | Adam Graham

[saganite]

its unconventional theme is outside the bun

Arrgh! Noooo, not going there!

[Mr. Jeeves]

I think we're going to find out in coming years exactly how thin skinned they can get in the left's pursuit of uniformity of opinion and political correctness.

Saddam's novels always got rave reviews, too. ;)

[TheCrusader]

"Thou Shalt Not Criticize Brokeback Mountain"

They should have named it "Pokeback Mountain", or,
Brownback Mountain, or
Blowback Mountain, or,
Screwjack Mountain, or
Blisterpak Mountain

any others ?

[BluH2o]

Read a review in the Colorado Springs paper last week on Brokeback Mountain. The reviewer gave it a rave review and implied that those who chose not to see the movie, because of the content, were narrow minded homophobes. I choose not to see movies for many reasons, I'm not particularly interested in seeing two male sheepherders making meaningful glances at one another & pinching one another's butt, this doesn't make me a homophobe. Same philosophy applies when I visit a bookstore, if I'm interested in a title I'll buy it, if not, I won't.

[Stand Watch Listen]

Well I guess referring to the movie as...

Bareback Mountain

Baaaah Mountain

Bruce back Mountin

Buttcrack Mountin

....is out of the question!!!

[Blzbba]

"any others ?"


Brokeback Mountin'

[Stand Watch Listen]

lol...refer to #6 above....

[steelcurtain]

its unconventional theme is outside the bun.

Buns, indeed.

[dirtboy]

The reviewer gave it a rave review and implied that those who chose not to see the movie, because of the content, were narrow minded homophobes.

Here's a news flash to this moron. I'm no homophobe. But I have no desire to say a gay movie. And the more liberal idiots like this call anyone who disagrees with them homophobes, the more likely I am to side with the homophobes. Capice?

[reagandemocrat]

"Bunsmoke"

[Redcloak]

Perhaps if the movie had actually stayed outside the bun...

[Stand Watch Listen]

Raw Hide Mountin

Bronko Billy Again

The Good, The Baaaaaaaaad, The Ugly

How the West Was Lost in an Array of fablulous dinner parties

Stage Crouch

The Man Who Poked Liberty Valance

Homo On the Range

Lonely Ranger

[tertiary01]

Good one. I just told your reply to some friends and they just howled.

[TheCrusader]

"Brokeback Mountin'"

LOL, great one.

[TheCrusader]

"Bareback Mountain - Baaaah Mountain - Bruce back Mountin - Buttcrack Mountin"

LOL, the last one is the best.

[TheCrusader]

""Bunsmoke""

hahaha, that one needed to be repeated.

[steelcurtain]

Related story? The Box-Office Massacre, Part 2 :

If you were a making a movie about this year’s box-office performance, you might call it “The Big Chill 2.” Box-office revenue in the U.S is expected to decline by a little more than 5%, to $8.9 billion, according to Exhibitor Relations, a company that tracks box office receipts.

[johnny7]

I hear the soundtrack has a 'modified' version of Tammy Wynette's hit song... “Stand Behind Your Man”.

[newgeezer]

any others ?

"BM" is the name I use for it.