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A friend of mine gave Bill Clinton his first computer lessons. He said it was hopeless, Clinton just doesn't get computers - which would make him the perfect choice for Microsoft.
1 posted on 01/18/2006 11:56:58 AM PST by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000

Why would they hire someone who's never had a real job?


2 posted on 01/18/2006 11:57:38 AM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: HAL9000

Can't happen....it would cause too many problems if Hillary runs for the WH..too many conflicts of interest..


4 posted on 01/18/2006 11:59:02 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: HAL9000

Since Clinton doesn't know a thing about computers or running a business, why do you think he's the perfect choice for Microsoft?


5 posted on 01/18/2006 11:59:03 AM PST by xrp
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To: HAL9000

It was Clinton's Justice Department under Reno that sued Microsoft and almost forced the breakup of the company. Gates has got to have some memory of this.


6 posted on 01/18/2006 11:59:17 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: HAL9000

Most interesting.


7 posted on 01/18/2006 11:59:33 AM PST by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: HAL9000
A friend of mine gave Bill Clinton his first computer lessons. He said it was hopeless,

Was XXX-42's first question "How do I get to the porn?"

8 posted on 01/18/2006 11:59:36 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Hey Fat Ted: Alito is the judge, Mojito is what you're drinking. Try to remember the difference.)
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To: HAL9000
And ALGORE invented the Internet and they hire Bill. Al isn't going to like this.
9 posted on 01/18/2006 12:00:07 PM PST by bmwcyle (As the left takes to the streets the too many lazy Freeper sleep)
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To: HAL9000

Here are my suggested new names if BJ gets the job.

Microsux, Microhard and Microgone.


10 posted on 01/18/2006 12:01:03 PM PST by billhilly
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To: HAL9000

Let's see....Gates wouldn't contribute enough to Clinton's campain, so the Clinton DOJ drags MS through the courts...and now we're supposed to believe that Gates is hiring Clinton?


11 posted on 01/18/2006 12:04:04 PM PST by G Larry (Only strict constructionists on the Supreme Court!)
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Bill shows interest in a Microsoft programming intern

What private company would hire this guy? Liability insurance, whoa!

12 posted on 01/18/2006 12:04:05 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: HAL9000

Why not give ole Bubba a chance to bend over those computer programmers. DemoncRATS Bill Gates and Paul Allen gave enough money to get Bubba elected as prez twice. Now they can give him a job.


13 posted on 01/18/2006 12:04:39 PM PST by lilylangtree
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To: HAL9000

This will not happen. Working at Microsoft is not high profile enough for Bill Clinton. He wants to head up the UN.


16 posted on 01/18/2006 12:11:02 PM PST by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
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To: HAL9000

Little Satan inviting Great Satan (to borrow a term from our Iranian friends).


22 posted on 01/18/2006 1:48:12 PM PST by onja ("The government of England is a limited mockery." (France is a complete mockery.)
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LOL! I say no way is this gonna happen.


23 posted on 01/18/2006 2:27:16 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: HAL9000

Well at least the folks who constantly pull gore out on apple.


24 posted on 01/18/2006 2:49:25 PM PST by N3WBI3 (If SCO wants to go fishing they should buy a permit and find a lake like the rest of us..)
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To: HAL9000
For his "global stature and statesman status " it must be Vice President In Charge of Foreign Affairs.
28 posted on 01/18/2006 4:24:34 PM PST by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: HAL9000

Sounds like MSFT will be going the way of Jim McDougal & Web Hubble


29 posted on 01/18/2006 6:04:33 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: HAL9000
Form 8-K for MICROSOFT CORP

20-Jan-2006

Entry into Material Agreement

Item 1.01. Entry into a Material Definitive Agreement

On January 16, 2006, the Board of Directors modified the compensation arrangements for non-management directors. The new structure has the following components:

• A total annual retainer of $200,000 per year with approximately $120,000 of the retainer provided in the form of an award of stock under the Amended and Restated 1999 Stock Plan for Non-Employee Directors.

• Annual retainer of $10,000 for chairs of Board committees.

• Annual retainer of $10,000 for members of the Audit Committee.

• Reimbursement of reasonable expenses incurred in connection with board-related activities.

Through an amendment to the Microsoft Corporation Corporate Governance Guidelines, the Board of Directors increased the shareholding guideline for directors to three times the base annual retainer amount.

The Board of Directors also approved the terms of a deferred compensation plan that will allow non-management directors to elect to defer receipt of part or all of their annual equity retainer and to defer and convert to equity part or all of their annual cash retainer.


33 posted on 01/20/2006 10:18:56 PM PST by HAL9000 (Get a Mac - The Ultimate FReeping Machine)
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