DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-06 ("Can freepers be deprogrammed?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 23, 2006 | DUmmie Doohickie, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

I don't need to get diptheria to know I don't like it!

To quote Tommy Boy: "You can tell a lot about a bull by sticking your head up it's a**, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"

[maggief]

[Always Right]

They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent.

LOL, there is 1000 times more dissent in Freeperville than there is in DUmmieland. DUmmmieland tombstones people for believing that Shrubbie did not plan or let happen 9-11.

[Tatze]

Did you happen to remind DUbie Doohickie that the life span of a dissenter in the DUmp is vastly shorter than a dissenter here. In fact, we have a lot of dissenters. We only ZOT the disruptors!

[The_Victor]

Top 50 - first page of the thread.... woohoo!

[The_Victor]

I could recommend some medication: Lamotrigine.

I'd be surprised if 1 in 10 FReepers are even familiar with this medication. I've never heard of it, and I'm indirectly familiar with a lot of them.

[justshutupandtakeit]

I would like to see the difference in average income between the RWN of Free Republic vs the Left Wing Loons of DU. Does anyone doubt which would be higher.

[justshutupandtakeit]

We know what face is on the Red Queen.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 50?

[Sally'sConcerns]

I wasn't familiar with it so I googled it.

"Lamotrigine (la-MOE-tri-jeen) is used to help control some types of seizures in the treatment of epilepsy. This medicine cannot cure epilepsy and will only work to control seizures for as long as you continue to take it. It can also be used in the treatment of bipolar disorder (manic-depressive illness) in adults older than 18 years of age."

Hmm, I'm not bi-polar and I don't have epilepsy so it's no wonder I've never heard of this particular drug.

[steve-b]

Or an astrological thread predicting the fall of Bush because the moon is rising in Uranus?

Now, now, now, leave the DUmmies' sexual habits out of this.

[DUmmies are experts in medications. In fact you can find a whole list of meds in the 06-27-05 DUFU edition titled, How many of us here take antidepressants?

And don't forget the classic What meds do you take?.

[The_Victor]

I wasn't familiar with it so I googled it.

I had to check my PDR.

[steve-b]

The people at FReakRepublic are flat out nuts. There used to be some sane ones, but they got driven out or quit in disgust. Not to mention the yearly purges. They continually refine their craziness by not allowing any dissent.

ROFL!! Yeah, no "dissent" allowed in any of the eternal food fights between the libertarian and religious-right factions, the support-Bush and the Bush-isn't-conservative-enough factions, the protectionist and free-trade factions, the....

[normy]

You don't understand. Uneducated means you don't have a bachelors in Sociology that took you 8 years to get.

When I was 18 I ran into a guy at a beach party who was bragging about how he had been in college for 12 years. I asked him what he was getting his degree in and he told me he hadn't gotten one yet. I mocked him.

[gate2wire]

"...by not allowing any dissent."
I guess none of the DUmmies have checked out any of the UAE-Port Authority threads.

[Mr. Silverback]

"Can freepers be deprogrammed?"

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[NapkinUser]

"Apparently the Freepers aren't all that keen on free speech."

I wonder how long you'd last at DU if you started a "Bush is the greatest president ever" thread. Especially if you're somewhat new.

Hell, even a "Bush ain't that bad" thread would get you smeared and tombstoned.

[Not A Snowbird]

Anyway, tell the gang over in Freeperland I said hi and make some more jokes about me if it makes you feel better.

Okay!

BTW, DUmmie Doohickie, it took me *one* post to get booted off democratic underground, and I didn't even say anything controversial. What was that you were saying about free speech...?

[steve-b]

"...by not allowing any dissent."
I guess none of the DUmmies have checked out any of the UAE-Port Authority threads.

Their heads would probably explode if they read any of the crevo threads....

[Mr. Silverback]

I personally believe that freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies, comprise a cult. They are programmed (brainwashed) to absorb, digest and repeat any piece of wingnut propaganda being fed to them.

Better get to work, DUmmies...51% of the American electorate is in the "cult" you describe. That's a whole lot of deprogramming.