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To: MineralMan

What does he want? Some type of photographic evidence that procreation, or attempts at such, are going on?


184 posted on 03/06/2006 9:23:01 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: RockinRight

"Some type of photographic evidence that procreation, or attempts at such, are going on?
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I think you've got it. Before you can vote, you have to show him some photos of you and your wife having unprotected sex. It's called amateur porn. He'll have a whole filing cabinet full of it.

He'll then investigate to make certain your wife is not taking any contraceptive medication. If it all checks out, you'll be able to vote. But, these tests will have to be done before each election, until you and your wife produce a child.

Yeah, that's the ticket...


189 posted on 03/06/2006 9:25:47 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: RockinRight

I doubt that would suffice. Procreative sex looks so much like recreational sex that it would be hard to distinguish. Perhaps if the participants had grim, purposeful looks on their faces during the act, it would help?


195 posted on 03/06/2006 9:29:59 AM PST by linda_22003
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