Here's Slim's Day:
Get Up
Make Coffee
Check FR
Go to work
Work
Get Pizza
Go Home
Eat watch Video
Sleep
Beat that!
Here's max's day:
get up
feed dogs
go outside to take a dump
make coffee
go outside to take another dump
go to work
bang head against wall (i.e., work)
get chinese
max out credit card for gasoline
go home
feed dogs
go outside to take a dump
eat, watch O'Reilly
sleep
Looks like my bowels are healthier, bro...