DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-06 ("How could this incompetent administration pull of MIHOP?")

Without the complicity of the media they would be exposed as the s***bag traitors that they are.

Yep, this DUmmie nailed it perfectly. Without the deliberate complicity of those radical right wingers Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw, and Perky Katie Couric, MIHOP 9/11 could not have been successfully pulled off.

Time after time the DUmmies have shown an incredible knack for exposing the intimate, sinister relationship between the radical right wing MSM and the Bush cabal for what it is, i.e., a secretive collaboration to Make It Happen On Purpose and thereby install an eeeviiil Fascist dictatorship in the US. (obligatory sarcasm tag)

You couldn't make this stuff up folks, the DUmmie "mind" (or lack thereof) is a wonder to behold.

It is just beyond belief, no? The people on the planes--are they in on the plot too? Tony Perkins widow, Berrie Berenson? Barbara Olsen? David Angell, producer of "Frasier"? If there were no people on the planes, where are they?

Sssshhh! Don't tell anyone but all of the people who were on the airplanes were sent to the highly secret camps. The DUmmies think these camps are still under construction and are being built for the time when we round them up. The truth is the camps were completed within 2 weeks of W being sworn in.

Our super secret undercover neurosurgeons had previously perfected specialized lobotomies which erase memory and replace the erased memories with completely new persona's. Unfortunately all of their new persona's are identical to that of the DUmmies. It was necessary this be done in this manner where once we begin warehousing the real Dummies, the real DUmmies will think they are among like-minded people. To prevent any slip-ups, extensive plastic surgery to change outward appearances as well as completely new identities and memories have been replaced in all the people who were on the planes.

While it may seem strange that new DUmmies were created, it makes perfect sense as there would be no better way of disguising those that supposedly were in the planes which crashed.

(No disrespect is intended towards any of the people who died on the planes which crashed the morning of 911. Our thoughts and prayers continue for the families who lost their loved ones. We will never forget!)

Oh, that's simple! Bushco has them drugged and imprisoned somewhere...like Gitmo...or those "secret CIA prisons" in Europe. Or Bushco has bought them off. They're on Fiji right now, and they have some fat Swiss bank accounts. They're not talking.

Hmmph! Great minds think alike. I promise I hadn't read your post when I made post #122. Of course, mine's a little different since mine doesn't involve Swiss bank accounts. Also, mine aren't talking because of fat bank accounts but because of evil Dr. DUllard. Unfortunately, Dr. DUllard had to take early retirement and no one seems to have ever heard of him or even know where he might have retired to.

Oh dear! I really am giving out way too much information. In the event...well, just in case...if for some reason...I just want to say I've enjoyed my time on FR. (I hope this isn't my last post.)

brb, someone's at the front door.

I stopped by a Starbucks yesterday. In the corner were three old Commies. I don't know how I could tell they were Commies just by looking, but I could. Anyway, as I was walking out, I heard one of them saying, "so what I'm saying is that the planes were remote-controlled..."

I just had to laugh! You cannot argue with a lunatic

Like the little boner of at least five of the so called "hijackers", all of whom supposedly died in the "attacks", subsequently turning up alive and well. And the idiotic ploy of "finding" the undamaged passport of one of the suspects in the rubble heap.

After reading this DUFU, my opinion of Mormons and Scientologists has gone WAY up in comparison.

They're on Fiji right now, and they have some fat Swiss bank accounts. They're not talking.

climbing palm trees with keith and ronnie, no doubt. this is probably why there is no more information about keith's fall from the tree, bushco and minions are covering it up...

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