DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-06 ("How could this incompetent administration pull of MIHOP?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 3, 2006 | DUmmie FUnnies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

[Charles Henrickson]

This moonbat conspiracy theory says that even Mohammed Atta is still alive. . . .

JOHN . . . . . . . . .PHILIP SEYMOUR
TURTURRO . . . . HOFFMAN. . . . .
IS MOHAMMED ATTA . ..IS KARL ROVE . . . . . .

A
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER
PRODUCTION

AIR
THEY MADE IT HAPPEN. ON PURPOSE.

[gidget7]

"DEMOCRAT LIBERALS" may appear 'incompetent' and, indeed, be so if you accept the point of view that what they are attempting to do is what they say they are attempting to do. On the other hand, if you take the point of view that they are achieving the goals they have in mind, but use 'incompetence' (among other things) as ruses because their stated goals and their real goals are not one and the same, then you could come up with a different appreciation for their capabilities. "


There fixed it, no longer projection!

[blinachka]

WHAT would you lobotimize?

good point...

[PJ-Comix]

You should have stayed at the Holiday Inn at Hollywood Beach. It is right on the boardwalk. No streets to cross to get to the beach. Actually the best places to stay in Broward County are the Hotels along the boardwalk in Hollywood Beach. However, you won't be able to see the Air & Sea show from there.

[Chuck54]

Al Qaeda could have demolished the WTC by renting offices in the building and working at night.

[Instead of just flying planes into the WTC which appeared on various videos which we are not to believe.]

DU's motto: Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes?

This thread is a keeper PJ. Thanks for posting.

[skimask]

Do you have any idea how many late nights and weekends Rove and the Black Ops boys worked setting this whole thing up? Even before the Supreme Court installed Bush, Rove and CO. had MIHOP all planned out. Once everything was in order all they did was wait for the perfect moment to pull it off. Brilliant I tell you, utterly brilliant.

To this day I just can't understand out how the "Reality Based Community" figured it out. Rove needs to find the leaker.

[GreenAccord]

Ok, you have to say it this way:

Crack (pause about 8/10ths of a second) pots.

[bcsco]

"I'll have the short stack with blueberries.

We ARE at the MIHOP, aren't we?"

Shsssssh! Don't let out the biggest secret of all; that MIHOP really means My IHOP! They'll never survive that leak.

[kenth]

Because it's not the Administration It would be a military operation conducted out of the Pentagon.

The military downed those airplanes, brought down the towers and blew up the Pentagon. But lets not forget, they support the troops.

[darkwing104]

I need to buy stock in Pharmaceuticals. I could make a mint off of these dolts.

[FourtySeven]

The latest "response" (if you can call it that) to the Popular Mechanics article is that, since Micheal Chertoff's cousin, Benjamin Chertoff I believe, was one of the chief editors of the piece, than that PROVES the entire piece is propaganda.

No mention of how the facts presented in the article are wrong (no debunking is ever done, no alternate explanations offered, etc). Just simply because Benjamin Chertoff was involved in editing it is enough to convince these lunatics that the PM article is a pack of lies.

If you want a good chuckle, check out Alex Jones' "rebuttal" of the PM article sometime. Classic case of double talk, and reason clouded by paranoia. The only way it's a "rebuttal" is simply because Jones calls it a rebuttal.

[X-FID]

I saw a B1 flying over on it's way to the Chicago air and water show, it's also awesome.

[weegee]

If the gub'ment killed Kennedy, why didn't they do it someplace with fewer witnesses?

[Denver Ditdat]

Question: WHAT would you lobotimize?

A DUmmy lobotomy would be performed in the same manner in which Forrest Gump was wounded in Vietnam.

[ariamne]

It is just beyond belief, no? The people on the planes--are they in on the plot too? Tony Perkins widow, Berrie Berenson? Barbara Olsen? David Angell, producer of "Frasier"? If there were no people on the planes, where are they?

Please, DUmmies, if you are reading this, do enlighten me...

[weegee]

FUNNY how they can believe that RoveCo planned the 9-11 attacks but they are unwilling to believe that holdovers from the previous administration would work to send Joe Wilson on a trip to discredit the current administration, rather than to find facts.

[kevkrom]

Never misunderestimate our glorious emperor, Chimpus Khan.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for Chimpus Khan & The Perfect Rovian Storm as they perform their #1 hit: All Your Diebold Are Belong To Us!

[Da Bilge Troll]

If Bush is such a great actor, how come he never made a movie with a monkey?

[finnman69]

"Bushitlerchimpy MIHOP! I'm sure of it! MAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The meatloaf!"