DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-06 ("How could this incompetent administration pull of MIHOP?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 3, 2006 | DUmmie FUnnies and PJ-Comix

[gardencatz]

This administration...use 'incompetence'...as ruses...their stated goals and their real goals are not one and the same...9/11 wasn't done by "this administration" it was 'done' by a quasi-military 'black' operations group...I'm sure they have ways of demolishing a building in...10-13 seconds flat!...incompetence is merely a ruse to achieve their goals...they should better do a better job of tying up the loose strings...at least five of the so called "hijackers"...subsequently turning up alive and well...silencing witnesses to the Kennedy Assassination...murdering witnesses has a tendency to draw public attention to the plight of the victims...Just look at building 7. Only the American Media could cover up such a glaring mistake as building 7's collapse...There are men and women who work in...U.S. Government who will Kill without question...It is their job. If you feel differently...you are living in a fantasy world...don't believe the puppet show in any way...The window dressing is incompetence...they had been planning their Pearl Harbor for years...It would be a military operation conducted out of the Pentagon...One story for the masses. The real truth known only to the elites. That's how they do it...He stole two elections. He successfully muzzled the media. He subverted the Constitution...He's looted the public treasury...the fox rolls around and acts crazy and lulls the prey into thinking he's stupid - then, he POUNCES on them. It's also known as having a method to one's madness...A retarded president has cleaned you out, sacrificed your kids and lives...It's stupid to think he's stupid...Al Qaeda could have demolished the WTC by renting offices in the building and working at night...I wouldn't put anything past the government...if the Government was taken so completely by surprise on 9/11, then how did they pull it all together so fast..

The reality based community...

Cindie

[Purrcival]

"... wondering if Bush can really pronounce "nuclear" with precise diction..."

Oh, you bet he can. He just isn't going to do it. Not now, not ever.

[Purrcival]

...at least five of the so called "hijackers", all of whom supposedly died in the "attacks", subsequently turning up alive and well.

Whoa, that's a new one on me! What genius came up with this one, and when?

[Purrcival]

...how it is that if the Government was taken so completely by surprise on 9/11, then how did they pull it all together so fast?

It's the infamous "wall", DUmmie. Y'know, the one erected by Jamie Gorelick in the CLINTON administration, that would allow law enforcement agencies to share information such as this? The "wall" that the BUSH admin tore down using the Patriot Act that you so despise? If that "wall" had not been there, we might have been able to put the pieces together BEFORE 9/11 and prevent the attack, rather than bring all of the information out after the attack. Too bad Gorelick was on the wrong side of the table during the 9/11 hearings.

[Purrcival]

"I'll have the short stack with blueberries."

Short stack?? Wimp. I'll have the FULL stack, bay-bee! Keep 'em comin'!

[Purrcival]

"So now Bush is Columbo..."

...or even better:

[Purrcival]

"Yes! Let's start a new thread to discuss things we don't know anything about! "

Sounds like a majority of the threads in DUmmieland!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Yeah, but I have 'em with a pound of bacon!

[Purrcival]

""United 93" came is second at the box office last weekend. That has to make these nuts furious."

And I believe it's number 1 now. "But it's too soon! TOO SOOOOOOOOON!!!!"

[Purrcival]

"Why aren't they giving interviews all around the world?"

Oh, that's simple! Bushco has them drugged and imprisoned somewhere...like Gitmo...or those "secret CIA prisons" in Europe. Or Bushco has bought them off. They're on Fiji right now, and they have some fat Swiss bank accounts. They're not talking.

[MikefromOhio]

nah it'd be produced by Oliver Stone and it would start Clooney, Babs and both Martin and Charlie Sheen....

These people are hilarious.

[Purrcival]

" If the administration was willing to kill anyone/everyone in the Towers, why would they save the passengers on the planes?"

Right. Why would they want to leave ANY witnesses? The more people you have running around, the more people you have to either buy off, or lock up, or kill later to keep them from talking and blowing the conspiracy to pieces.

[Purrcival]

"These DUmmies really irk me though. What is wrong with them? Is it possible that people can be so utterly stupid?"

I give you Exhibit A:

http://www.democraticunderground.com

Exhibit B:

http://www.dailykos.com

Exhibit C:

http://www.truthout.org/

Shall I go on?

[Purrcival]

Outing yourself, Chesley? :-D

[Purrcival]

"Some day I will relate a story about getting ejected from an open air resteraunt about 4 blocks from the motel."

Why wait? We're all ears! (Eyes?)

[Purrcival]

"A DUmmy lobotomy would be performed in the same manner in which Forrest Gump was wounded in Vietnam."

It has been awhile since I saw "Forrest Gump". Was he shot in the but-tocks?

[Purrcival]

And yet you'll see another thread in DUmmieland, speculating that Barbara Olsen is "roasting in Hell". So tell me, DUmmies, if she wasn't on that plane, or that plane didn't exist, how can you say that she is in Hell? How and when did she die?

[techcor]

What are the odds of flying a plane into the area where the explosives are and not damage/destroy them or set them off early?

I love that one and use it myself. Along with "why didn't they wait until later in the day so they could kill more people?" Another funny thing is when a DUmmie like Charlie Sheen says like "there are so many unanswered questions about _______ (fill in the blank). I always ask "Well, did you check out Popular Mechanics , Penn and Teller's video clip, or any of the other explanations of what happened. Guess what? None of them have. They just hang out at places like DU which tells them that any rational explanation is for bushbots, etc. And yet they try to characterize themselves as the rational and loving group.

[SCALEMAN]

"Some day I will relate a story about getting ejected from an open air resteraunt about 4 blocks from the motel." Why wait? We're all ears! (Eyes?)

It's long and it would be a threadjack. I will find the proper place at some point.