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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-06 ("An Open Letter to Richard Cohen"---Pied Piper Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2006 8:33:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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I would like to get this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies before Richard Cohen so he can learn something about the pompous blowhard that has been lecturing him. Unfortunately, Cohen is probably deleting most of his e-mail right now due to being overwhelmed by the Moonbats.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 05/10/2006 8:33:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/10/2006 8:34:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I'm guessing that Pitts opus was as bogus as he is?


3 posted on 05/10/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Top 5!


4 posted on 05/10/2006 8:37:23 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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From the photo it looks as if Pitt's off-centered nose has met up with a fist or two in his past.


5 posted on 05/10/2006 8:37:33 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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Top 10!


6 posted on 05/10/2006 8:38:09 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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About all I got from Pitts rant is that he's ignorant of history.


7 posted on 05/10/2006 8:39:12 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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Oh my top ten...


8 posted on 05/10/2006 8:39:42 AM PDT by akorahil (Thank You and God bless all Veterans. Truly, the real heroes.)
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after reading your missive in today's Post

Pitt is such an idiot. Here he fancies himself a master wordsmith, a mythologic master of progressive propagandistic prose, and he can't even use the right words. A "missive" is a letter that is mailed, NOT a column in a newspaper. What a tool.

9 posted on 05/10/2006 8:42:04 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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On April 29, Pied Piper Pitt bid FAREWELL to DUmmieland. . . .

Bad Pitt bade farewell.

10 posted on 05/10/2006 8:42:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A Rivers Runs Truthout.)
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My hands shake with anger, too.

Anger?   Nah.

Just a Vitamin B deficiency, common in heavy drinkers.

Try Stresstabs.

11 posted on 05/10/2006 8:43:34 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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One would think that Pitt would at least keep a low profile for awhile. . . .

Remember, you're talking about Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.

The only time Pitt keeps a low profile is when he's passed out on the floor of Bukowski's.

12 posted on 05/10/2006 8:45:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
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I am, quite often, so angry that my hands shake. Yes, a former high school teacher from New England here, so filled with bile and rage that I sometimes don't recognize my face in the mirror.

"Mr. Cohen, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."


13 posted on 05/10/2006 8:46:06 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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What a self-righteous pompous gasbag!

Yes, a former high school teacher from New England here...

Thank the Lord for small favors.

14 posted on 05/10/2006 8:46:08 AM PDT by sauropod ("Heaven on my left, Hell on my right and the Angel of Death behind me" - Dune)
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An Open Letter to Richard Cohen

Richard "Neo" Cohen?

15 posted on 05/10/2006 8:48:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Expecting some veiled DUmmie anti-semitism along the way.)
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Cohen was on the receiving end of a ton of DUmmie inspired HATE MAIL

I must say, I found Cohen's attack of the vapors over receiving hostile messages (not death threats or anything legitimately disturbing, just typical Internet "you're wrong and you suck" flames) to be almost as hilarious as a typical DUmmie screed (or maybe even more so, since Cohen's inanity was published in a Newspaper Of Record[tm]).

16 posted on 05/10/2006 8:48:58 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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Sounds like Pitt gotsda DT's.
17 posted on 05/10/2006 8:54:20 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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LOL! Someone should photoshop someone morphing into a Pitt Hulk.


18 posted on 05/10/2006 8:56:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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The fact is that people are angry - brain-boilingly, apoplectically, mind-bendingly so

Mmmmm... boiled brains....

As the old joke goes:

Boiled Doctor Brains: $10/pound
Boiled Lawyer Brains: $20/pound
Boiled DUmmie Brains: $500/pound

19 posted on 05/10/2006 8:58:32 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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after reading your missive . . . the kind of satirical backhand . . . became the flint against this rock . . . the resulting firestorm. . . .

This Richard Cohen is a WaPo columnist, no? So now I can see what Pitt is doing with this "Open Letter." He's trotting out his colorful "literary phrases" so as to impress this guy, maybe get a mention in his column, maybe wangle a paying job out of it somehow. . . . "Hey, look at me! I'm a writer, too!"

20 posted on 05/10/2006 9:00:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt and the Ponderous.)
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