DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

"you've got all those Michigan lawyers and politicians that bought into the rumor..."

What Michigan lawyers and politicians? Carl Levin and John Conyers come immediately to mind. Who are you talking about?

[Blackirish]

I'd just say a word in defense of Pied Piper Pitt.

What he has done to himself is awe inspiring in a dreadful way.

This isn't an ordinary alcohol induced sef-destruction,
where someone loses a job gets a DUI or gets caught cheating on their wife.

This is an extra-special complete and total devastation that of an extremely rare kind. Will has totally humiliated himself in his professional, personal, private and public life.
He has lost respect of the few friends he has and given his enemies great cheer.
In life people are often badly hurt by bad circumstances. The terrible beauty of this annihilation is how self induced it was.
Like most people hell-bent on self-desruction they have a glimpse of the horror that awaits but there pride cannot resist the sirens call of a spectacular blow up.
Thanks to PJ we saw the beginning where Pied Piper Pitt said he was leaving DU... HE KNEW!!.....but like a crack fiend he was right back hitting the DU pipe.

Then his hatred combined with his pride..his need for attention well we know the rest. The toxic kool-aid infected the entire left ...the lefty blogosphere ..DU...guzzeled it down even Hillary Clinton and Jennifer Granholm the current Governor of Michigan could not resist a sip.

Well the fecal cloud is still spreading..Pitt still has a keyboard..and it's only Monday.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm FINALLY opening up that bottle of champagne! freudenschade baby!

I'm feeling a Freudenschade song to the tune of "Edelweiss" from "The Sound of Music."

FREUDENSCHADE
Tune: "Edelweiss"

Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.

Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.

Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.

[freedumb2003]

YOurs is better

[Purrcival]

I don't know how you become an extra, but don't you also have to be a member of the Screen Actors' Guild? They're unionized, y'know...

[Purrcival]

"I will destroy you, William Rivers Pitt! EEEEEEEE-heee-heee-heeeeeeeeeee -- !!!"

...and your little dog, too!

[Purrcival]

"http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2006/05/15/publiceye/entry1618732.shtml"

Hey, PJ - I saw your response to this thread, advertising your blog!

[KJC1]

Very good post. He also tries very hard to be "cool", "intellectual," and "in the know/loop", etc. This reveals him as anything but.

[CAluvdubya]

Well the fecal cloud is still spreading..Pitt still has a keyboard..and it's only Monday.

LOL! That's funny!

[CAluvdubya]

Yes, we do need to preserve the memory of the little scamp but there needs to be space for how many times PPP can humiliate himself and still keep coming back to DU. Is it illegal to place bets on the internet? LOL

[Purrcival]

Whoa, did you see #318?

[CAluvdubya]

That's a good one Charles! I can't get it out of my head now.......Freudenschade, freudenschade, la la la laaaa!

[Charles Henrickson]

Freudenschade, Baby!

[Purrcival]

Never mind. I got into this thread WAAAAAAAAAY late, and the answers were further down.

[CFC__VRWC]

LOL! Well, at least this Leopold & Lib scandal has revealed that the stools of Luskin's cat are okay.

I'm sure the cat stools smell better than Leopold and Pitt, anyway.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Bien hecho, amigo mio.

[Charles Henrickson]

Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else. First and foremost. There is one. Only one.

Scott Ritter's?

[CFC__VRWC]

Very good post. He also tries very hard to be "cool", "intellectual," and "in the know/loop", etc. This reveals him as anything but.

Anyone who thinks Pitt is any of the above just needs to look at that photo montage in #393 to fix that. That one of Pitt, Brokeback Pundit, still cracks me up every time I see it.

[Charles Henrickson]

I would have explained how Joseph Wilson independently verified a half dozen other sources. . . .

Now that Pitt has "outed" Joe Wilson as a "covert" source, won't Pitt himself be facing indictment?

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