DUmmie FUnnies 05-24-06 (Virtual Pitt Makes "Appearance" In DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Starter]

As Charles noted, it's a National Lampoon reference, not meant as a personal attack.

I often forget that most people didn't listen to anywhere near as much Dr. Demento as I did growing up...

[David Allen]

Ah, Dr. Demento.

I can remember in the mid 1970s my friends who were from NYC spoke favorably of him. I don't think we got him down here.

Sorry for the reaction. I thought you were attacking me.

My bad.

[David Allen]

I have no idea what this story is about, but please tell me!

Who was Sad Little Pony, and what happened?

Before I started posting here, I tried to edit the DU wikipedia entry over and over, and no matter what I put or where I put it, one of their guys changed it within hours.

So when I registered here, I decided to use the real name of the owner of DU, David Allen. He is Skinner. I looked it up in wikipedia. Since I can't change anything in the DU entry in wikipedia, I can stick his name on posts he would hate. Only problem is I kind of hate having it now.

That place is personality cult centered around the owner, for leftwing has-beens and Cindy Sheehan wannabes.

[ariamne]

Oh gosh, I wish I had the link for you, maybe franksolich or PJ does. It might be in the DUmmies FUnnies blog, but Sad Little Pony was a DU'er who was deployed to Iraq. He posted a goodbye to the DUmmies and promised to tell them about it when he returned. One of DUmmies responded by saying "bring back some baby ears. enjoy the killing." Nice, huh. Anyway, he came back and posted that he would answer questions. He denied atrocities and spoke about some of the positive that was happening. He was denounced and banned from DU after about 20 posts. It was really deplorable.

[ReeWalker]

This is some of the SLP incident:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com//forum/showthread.php?t=66992&highlight=Pony

[justkillingtime]

Please add me to your DUmmie FUnnies PING List. Thanks

[ariamne]

Thanks for giving me the link to read what happened after they tombstoned little pony--what a bunch of low-class scumb*** the DUmmies are.

[steve-b]

Let me take this opportunity to dispel the ugly rumor that Wee Willie Pitt is holed up in BROKEBAT CAVE.

ROFL!! Clearly, some people have far too much time on their hands....

[Watery Tart]

A hu-bris.

*deep breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*swallows gum*

*wipes eyes, chuckling*

Right up there with "Kernage!"

[USNBandit]

The following thread is firing up at DU with Pitt convinced he was caught in a predatory Rovian Storm.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1292845&mesg_id=1293994

I believe Truthout -- its credibility now destroyed forever -- was deliberately sandbagged by the federal government, whether by agents of the regime or by other equally anti-progressive forces it matters not. The logical suspects include Prosecutor Fitzgerald himself. Never forget that Fitzgerald is, after all, part of the system headed by George Bush -- the same system that produces successive outrages afterward labeled "scandals" merely as semantic sleight-of-hand: the labeling to conceal the fact that, just as Deadly Nightshade predictably produces poison berries, so does capitalism predictably produce its own toxins: Watergate, the savings-and-loan ripoff, Enron, the Valerie Plame affair, 9/11, Iraq, the aftermath of Katrina, NSA spying etc. ad nauseum.

Nauseum is right.

[USNBandit]

Sorry wrong thread. This the correct thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1292845&mesg_id=1292845

[Lx]

After reading this thread and the DU thread mocking Pitt I noticed a few things.

1) Pitt is a lousy writer; nothing he writes is particularly clever or insightful.

2) Pitt is incredibly arrogant and his persona is like that of Bev Harris. Both think and write like they themselves believe they are so much smarter than their readers that any B.S. they spout will be taken seriously.

3) Pitt's koolaid drinking admirers are as lame is He is. He has a pure heart, puhleaze. Pitt is only out for one thing and that is Pitt himself. Not that I'm any different but I don't try to sound that I have these high and mighty beliefs and actions and that everything I do is out of the pureness of my heart and belief in my cause.

4) Pitt showed his true colors when he attacked Andy S. Did he care for their friendship? No, of course not. He was afraid that there was the possibility that Andy was lying and so like the Rove story, he wanted to be in front of the story behind the story. Of course when Andy died, it made Pitt out to be even a bigger scumbag than ever, some friend.

5) When he comes back, will all be forgiven? Will his excuse be that he was on a Memorial day vacation? Pitt is so intellectually dishonest that he cannot exist and write in a world where everyone doesn't believe what he writes and doesn't adore him for it.

Finally, where's PJ? No Dummie funnies for three days? I can't take it!

[PJ-Comix]

I have a SPECIAL DUFU edition coming up soon (I hope) to make up for the lack.

[PJ-Comix]

YOWZA!!! I think I am self-hypnotized. I already wrote nearly 10 pages of script since I last posted to you. Stand by. The wait will be WORTH it but CAN I finish it off this evening since I am right now fighting sleep? It is like a mighty force has seized control of my pen.

[Lx]

You are getting sleepy...

[PJ-Comix]

I am getting sleepy. Hope to at least WRITE up the script tonight. If worse comes to worse, I will type it up and post PM tomorrow. Can't do any DUFUing in the morning but the wait will be WORTH it. This is a BIGGIE!!!!!!!

[Lx]

Is it going to be a day when everything changes? Will it be a fourth American empire? Comes a time when inquiring minds want to know.

[PJ-Comix]

About 75% done. Working....

[steve-b]

[Pied Piper Pitt has turned into the J.J. Hunsecker...at the end of the Sweet Smell of Success.]

The aroma emanating from the Pittster is more like the Foul Fumes of Failure.