Posted on 05/24/2006 7:05:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Let me take this opportunity to dispel the ugly rumor that Wee Willie Pitt is holed up in BROKEBAT CAVE. The fact is that Pied Piper Pitt is still hiding out in his Furorbunker, desperately hoping that his Hoaxmas Fraud will somehow blow over. Not likely. However, Pitt has sent out a trial balloon in the form of this WEIRD TruthOut ARTICLE aptly named "Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me" published on May 23. The article itself is typical longwinded Pitt which means it would put you right to sleep if I were to post it here. However, despite its dullness, this article is AMAZING in what it DOESN'T say. Namely NOTHING about the Fitzmas controversy. It is as if on December 8, 1941, Franklin D. Roosevelt went before Congress to give a speech entirely devoted to rural electrification programs without a single mention of a certain attack on Pearl Harbor the day before. Of course, Pitt must have known his article would would be posted and commented upon in DUmmieland which you can see HERE. In effect there is a virtual Pitt who posted his comment (via another DUmmie) and we all KNOW that the real Pitt, from deep within the Furorbunker, was monitoring the responses in order to figure out if it is safe to return to DUmmieland. Bad news for Pitt. As we shall see, it is NOT safe for Pitt to return. He doesn't have to drill holes in Dustin Hoffman's teeth asking, "Is it safe?" in order to figure this out. So let us now read the DUmmie attacks on the virtual Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting for the return of the Magic Man, is in the [brackets]:
Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me
[Not after Hoaxmas. I don't want them to know that I know you, Pitt. Anyway, I will now skip your long winded article notable ONLY for the fact that you didn't once mention Fitzmas. Anybody out there who is currently suffering from insomnia is welcome to read it as it is sure to cure your condition. And now on to the DUmmie comments that completely AVOID Pitt's dull treatise and concentrates SOLELY on the Hoaxmas scandal...]
I adore Will Pitt..... I feel honored to know him. He has a pure heart.
[It looks like DUmmie liberalnurse has all the qualifications for being an official William Rivers Pitt groupie---complete mindlessness.]
Wow, I want some of what you're smoking ... I know Pitt too - have for a few years - and let's just say it's not something I gush about.
[One DUmmie is full of mush and the other DUmmie doesn't gush.]
Then I sense you may be a bit on the delusional side when you say you have known him for years.....Maybe you have knowledge of Will Pitt or something on the acquaintance level....but not actually "know him", call him a friend.....and return the kindness as friends always do. Maybe I got the wrong message from your post? Feel free to clarify for me.
[And DUmmie liberal nurse still won't hush.]
like calling people cretins for disagreeing with him and jason "grand larceny" leopold? sounds like pure bullshit to me...
[The DUmmies are revolting!]
he lied, and he was convicted of grand larceny. ohhhh, pointing out someone lied and committed a felony is a smear if the person who committed the felony and lied is a liberal.
[Don't forget the drug addiction.]
Good article, thanks for posting!
[I will allow the following DUmmie to do the punchline...]
Everything except the elephant in the room named Karl Rove or cretins
[Badda-Bing!]
Perhaps you just can't see him. It's magic, man.
[If anybody can, the Magic Man can.]
Isn't Pitt big enough to make his own posts? Inquiring cretins want toknow
[Inquiring Freepers too.]
I completely believe the information is accurate. It's the time line that has things in disarray. I believe the article information was validated and the intent to write the story was seeded in the spirit of credible journalistic fashion. The time line for the public knowledge of the indictment is an issue that can not be controlled by the messenger. I have no clue as to why there is a delay, but I do believe there is indeed a firewall of sorts in place. There is a reason.....I just don't know what that reason is at the moment.
[DUmmie liberalnurse, completely buying into TruthOut's Partial Birth Apology.]
This isn't about "TruthOut" it's about a fellow DU'er who called us vile names for no reason. Let's get our stories straight here when you try to say that folks didn't believe Will and now he's going to come back like a conquering hero for those of you who would have worshiped any rock star in another time. Let's have some perspective here. That's what I'm saying.
[Pitt expects to return to DUmmieland and to be unquestioningly worshipped as before.]
Forgiving him YET AGAIN would be akin to a wife making up with her abusive husband. Trust Pitt again? I don't think so. Ladyhawk don't play that. As far as I'm concerned Pitt is through.
[Pied Piper Pitt has turned into the J.J. Hunsecker...at the end of the Sweet Smell of Success.
And in absense of an apology for his behavior... he gets what he gets. There's nothing to change the trajectory of the way things are going, as they are. He could end it. If it weren't for that damned hubris.
[What, ME apologize?]
Forgiveness after repeated abuse is just plain stupid. Liberalnurse, I know you have a very good heart, but I have to disagree with you on this one. Words can really hurt. I've never been a target of Pitt's words, but I can't help but notice a pattern of verbal abuse heaped on others. I can't stand by and let someone get away with doing that to my friends.
[Does this mean you won't be swalloing the Wee Willie Kool Aid that DUmmie liberalnurse is holding out for you?]
"STFU already" and we sound like freepers? Sorry, Angry Sara, but having grown up with drunks, the "he was inebriated!!!!" excuse doesn't wash with me. I am up to here with being called a freeper, not the least of which for having a healthy skepticism about the original sorry.
[DUmmies hate being called Freepers because it would imply that they are sane.]
Oh, you're saying he was drunk? Well that makes everything fine! Yes he did direct ugly words at me personally, many years ago, and I have avoided him since then. And I have received PMs from other long time DUers who got the same ugly treatment. And ne'er an apology was forthcoming to anyone until he finally went completely over the edge and attacked Skinner. It is said that one's true nature comes out when one has become drunk - you know, in vino veritas.
[And Pitt has certainly been in vino at Bukowski's every night.]
After each of his disgraceful displays, he has apologized, but an apology is only good if that person is working toward never letting it happen again. I don't see that. He'll blow up again and next time it will probably be even worse. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm through with him. I'm not going to take a chance on being within the blast radius next time he goes off.
[Just stay at least a mile away from Bukowski's to avoid that blast radius.]
He's in his early 30's; not exactly a teenager learning how to handle his liquor. He wants to be taken seriously and respected, but be excused for repeated episodes of immature behavior. Reminds me of the kid who kills his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.
[William Menendez Pitt.]
"Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me: By William Rivers Pitt" Don't worry Will. I won't tell 'em I know you. I'm pretty embarrassed to have heard of ya!
[Badda-Boom!]
Locking. This round robin of accusations and counter accusations isn't constructive to discussion here on Democratic Underground. Thanks.
[But it's sure constructive to lots of laughs here on the DUmmie FUnnies. Thanks.]
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PING!
HA! I've been waiting for this!
Jason Leopold scoop: Cat McPhee has already won American Idol.
Top 10!
whoot
top 15298374983217498123795867985731984739174937391274979348279165491659165971934879173491879378129731239719287398127938712987391272987123 or so
in
10???
Could this be...my first TOP 10
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*evil cackle*
Not THIS time, Spiderman!!!!
top 10?
nope.
ALWAYS click the "I have already previewed..." when you want to snag a number :)
Top 25
I just looked -- 1 SECOND!
If getting into the top ten wasn't so important, I would feel sorry for you.
But it is, and I'm not.
Now, to go and read the article....
Top 20
Youbetcherass, they stink on ice.
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