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  • Fourth of July flag celebration extravaganza!! (video at link)

    07/03/2015 5:08:20 PM PDT · by NewJerseyJoe · 4 replies
    Paying appropriate tribute and due respect to various flags on July 4. Movie budget: $0 Materials cost: less than $1 (paper and inkjet printing) Creatively sticking it to the proper parties: Priceless For horrible stuff, there's Obama, ISIS, liberals/Democrats/communists, NWO types, and rainbow people. For everything else, there's 'MERICA.
  • The Insiders: Which 2016 GOP candidate has the best hair?

    07/03/2015 8:33:38 AM PDT · by PROCON · 11 replies
    WAPO ^ | July 2, 2015 | Ed Rogers
    As Americans get ready to celebrate the Fourth of July, there is a lot to think about. The prospect of nuclear war is growing, federal authorities have issued a warning about the possibility of a terror attack, the Islamic State is on the march and everyone is waiting for the outcome of the referendum on economic matters in Greece. And, with the GOP field of presidential candidates filling out, it seems to be as good a time as any to pause and reflect on what everybody is really thinking about. To wit: Which 2016 Republican candidate has the best hair?
  • Do You Know When We Celebrate Our Independence From Mexico?

    07/03/2015 5:14:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-3-2015 | MOTUS
    I was saving this for the Fourth of July, butt it occurred to me that it would be too depressing for such a glorious holiday. So I leave you to ponder its implications today, and save tomorrow for rolling out the flags.And you can bet that at least half of the people interviewed here about America’s Declaration of Independence were on the honor roll at their school.Remember: Sheeple are made not born. So if you must blame anyone for this sort of wanton ignorance, blame our public education system as well as its school of continuing education – MSM.All I...
  • Racial Progress in Obama’s America

    07/02/2015 5:13:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-2-2015 | MOTUS
    In this, the 7th year of our historic post-racial, post-partisan presidency, I would like to provide a brief update on our progress toward racial harmony: Life Before Obama (aka BCE - Before Common Error): A diverse mob stampedes through Walmart to buy stuff on Black Friday. After Obama (aka CE - Common Error) A group of “young marauders” rampage through a Macon, Georgia Walmart to break stuff and “see how much damage they could do.” You are not allowed to flaunt your white privilege by calling them “young thugs” as that would be deemed a micro-aggression. So, just shut up.And...
  • OMG! The US Women's soccer team, lacks diversity (bunch of white chicks in shorts kicking a ball)

    07/01/2015 11:40:49 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 50 replies
    one man's opinion...
    The US Women's National Soccer team played a superb, thrilling game against powerhouse Germany yesterday, coming away with a 2-0 win, and a spot in the finals this weekend. And coming on the 4th of July weekend, it couldn't be a better all around-feel-good story. The huge crowd sported every form of red, white, and blue attire imaginable, and displayed their colors proudly at every opportunity. Cheers of "USA!, USA" filled the stadium. But if you take a closer look, beyond the excitement of the game, you'll notice that something's very wrong, and very lacking, at USA soccer.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-15 (Bernie Sandernistas Attack Clinton Cash)

    07/01/2015 9:46:54 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    The Bernie Sandernistas are attacking Clinton Cash. No, they haven't gone so far as to specifically attack the Clinton Cash fiunneled to head DUmmie Skinner via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, in her role as Treasurer of Friends of Hillary as revealed in detail on FEC documents featured in a previous DUFU EDITION. Since these revelations, Skinner seems to have gone into a witness protection program as a sort of voluntary "Desparecido" so as to avoid having to face his fellow DUmmies concerning his Clinton Cash. In the meantime the DUmmies of the Sandernista faction which consists of about 99%...
  • Choose Wisely, Weedhoppers.

    07/01/2015 6:20:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-1-2015 | MOTUS
    Wake up liberal white American: when you  hump for “social justice” you’re humping for Latin American style social justice. Free TeeVee! All day long!Given that, it should come as no surprise that one of the mantras of social justice is “immigration reform” -which could more correctly be called open border policy.So when whites become a minority in America (as Crazy Uncle Joe celebrates) the new nation of immigrants will not only vote as a Democratic block, they will vote as a block to bring Latin American style “democracy” on-shore: thus completing the “transformation of America.” Given that it’s not really...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-30-15 (Dejected Hillary DUmmie Supporters Hide Out In Bunker)

    06/30/2015 6:21:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 30, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    Talk about low morale! The rapidly dwindling number of Hillary supporters are under such assault from the Bernie supporters in DUmmieland that they now feel persecuted as you can see in this THREAD, "I am leary of posting this but... HRC ROOM." There has been no blatant revolt by the DUmmies against Skinner himself over the fact that he is receiving big bucks from the Hillary campaign via his wife. However, the Hillary DUmmies are in full retreat as the Sanders DUmmies have completely taken over the conversation in DUmmieland. Meanwhile no response from Skinner as to his cash...
  • VIDEO: Ted Cruz auditions for The Simpsons

    06/30/2015 5:16:51 PM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 12 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 06/30/15 | Dan Calabrese
    And he's pretty darn good too. Confession: I’m generally not a fan of these candidate-attempts-comedy bits, not only because they’re usually terrible but because I get a little tired of politicians trying to appeal to people on the basis of things that are irrelevant to the office they’re seeking. I really don’t care if I ever see Jeb Bush slow-jam the news on Jimmy Fallon, and needless to say I’d rather boil my skin in acid than see Hillary Clinton attempt to be funny in any way whatsoever. But dang. This is pretty good: It’s still no reason to vote...
  • A real Grand Unification Theory: Christianity, Islam and Paganism | Humor

    06/30/2015 3:17:24 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 1 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | June 30, 2015 | Dan Miller
    Einstein tried but failed to develop a Grand Unification Theory. Perhaps he should have selected a name without the acronym GUT. Hope remains, and I developed one in less than an hour. It explains life, the universe and everything.I. posits:1. An infinite number of universes exist, all of which have infinite numbers of galaxies. 2. Some universes and some galaxies are Christian (whatever that may mean there), some are Islamic (whatever that may mean there) and some are Pagan (whatever that may mean there). Pagan refers to all religions other than Christianity and Islam. 3. The allegedly Christian, Islamic and Pagan galaxies generally,...
  • Greek PM proposes a union with San Juan: New nation to be called "Puerto Greco"

    06/30/2015 8:01:37 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 11 replies
    one man's opinion...
    In a surprising last minute effort to solve his country's overwhelming financial crisis, Greek PM Tsipris proposed that his nation merge with US protectorate Puerto Rico. Tsipris said this would immediately solve Greece's financial problems, as Obama will no doubt soon move to bail out Puerto Rico, and Greece would, as part of the new nation, be included.
  • Greece: At Least It’s Not Detroit

    06/29/2015 5:45:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-29-2015 | MOTUS
    We’re going to have to cut those spanakopita pieces smaller!Okay, I’ve decided to back The Donald for president. Oh sure, he’s a pompous, arrogant, rich, white guy. Butt what difference, at this point, does it make? At least he speaks the truth: je suis Greece. In announcing his candidacy for U.S. president, Trump called Greece “unsalvageable” as he warned that America, with its own mounting debt, could end up just like it. – Politico Greece ran out of its own money a long time ago and now, as Madam Thatcher warned, it’s finally running out of other people’s as well,...
  • Armed American Radio (6-28-15)

    06/28/2015 3:28:28 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    6-28-15 | RandallFlagg
    Armed American Radio tonight. Sorry I couldn't post this with it's usual graphics and such. I had to hurry to work, and posted from my iPhone. I hope folks caught Friday's Daily Defense show. Mark's guest was talking about taking his concealed carry on a road trip to places where his concealed carry is not legal. Illinois, New York, Connecticut, etc. He said, "Pull me over an arrest me, if you dare." It was a pretty good show.
  • President Obama: Welcome To Our World

    06/28/2015 6:47:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-28-2015 | MOTUS
    Last week at a LGBT Gay Pride reception in the East Room, Big Guy got a little taste of how many of us feel most of the time when he was repeatedly assaulted by a rude interloper:It’s not clear how Ms. Gutierrez, 29, an undocumented immigrant from Mexico living in Los Angeles, got into the gay pride reception in the East Room of the White House on Wednesday. All visitors to the White House face a background check by the Secret Service, which didn’t respond to questions about the incident. – Washington TimesImagine the audacity! An undocumented immigrant from Mexico...
  • IRS Destroys More Evidence [semi-satire]

    06/27/2015 4:09:06 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 June 2015 | John Semmens
    In what IRS officials are calling a one-in-a-million fluke, the precise emails subpoenaed by Congress in its investigation of IRS discrimination against the President’s political opponents were exactly the ones inadvertently erased by IRS employees. Lost are over 400 back-up tapes containing 24,000 emails to and from Lois Lerner—the IRS employee believed to have orchestrated the discriminatory treatment. Commissioner John Koskinen speculated that “our rather lengthy chain-of-command provided multiple opportunities for miscommunication somewhere along the line. It is not inconceivable that an instruction to ‘not erase’ may have been forwarded as ‘erase.’ The rest is, as we say, history. Nothing...
  • Crazed Gunman Sparks Anti-Confederate Groundswell [semi-satire]

    06/27/2015 9:45:21 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 June 2015 | John Semmens
    While Dylan Roof may have wanted to see his murder of nine members of a South Carolina church Bible studies session inspire a race war, the aftermath has taken a different turn. Photos of Roof holding a Confederate flag have led to calls for the removal of this “odious symbol of oppression” from American life. All over the South, Confederate flags are being taken down from state houses, public parks, and memorials. At the Gettysburg National Historic Park all Confederate symbols have been taken down. Park Director Thomas Jackson asserted that “for too long we’ve accorded the treasonous rabble that...
  • Gay Pride: It’s the New Black

    06/27/2015 5:28:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-27-2015 | MOTUS
    The best argument for gay marriage so far:Once you’re out of the shadows, nobody can touch you.And in case you missed it last night, allow me to repeat this brilliant assignment from Sr. Agnes’ 10th grade typing class - These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict,...
  • Gay Marriage Flip-flops

    06/26/2015 5:29:28 PM PDT · by TenthAmendmentNetwork · 2 replies
    Seedless Wry ^ | 6/26/2015 | Marc Gindin
    Democrats are almost universally praising the Supreme Court's 5-4 opinion imposing gay marriage on all 50 states. Have these Democrats always felt this way? You know they haven't -- but check out the flip-flops.
  • When Words No Longer Matter…

    06/26/2015 6:11:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-26-2015 | MOTUS
    When words no longer matter…we cease to be a nation of laws and become a nation of Scotuscare. When words no longer matter the Judicial Branch can appropriate the powers of the Legislative Branch…which they have more or less conceded to the Executive Branch anyway.When words no longer matter …well, that reminds me of a song: "Revolution"You say you want a revolution Well you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well you know We all want to change the world But when you talk about destruction Don't you know you can count me...
  • Another Skinny, Big-eared Man of Color Wants To Be President

    06/25/2015 5:24:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Question: Does America really need another skinny, big-eared man of color as president? Answer: Yes, if the next one is a God-fearing, Gun-toting,red-blooded first generation American who loves his wife, family and country. If you consider the concept of the American melting pot a form of racial “micro-aggression” you probably won’t like Bobby Jindal – a first generation Indian (no, sorry, not Native) who has assimilated American values better than most Americans whose roots go back generations.On the other hand, if you think America needs fewer salad bowls and more fondues, this guy’s for you. Read or watch Bobby Jindal’s all-American...
  • “All This For A Damned Flag?”

    06/24/2015 4:53:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 63 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-24-2015 | MOTUS
    Have you been following this flag controversy? “Walmart, Amazon, eBay and Sears all announced bans on the sale of Confederate flag merchandise, amid an intensifying national debate over the use of the controversial flag.” The confederate flag has been deemed to be a dog whistle and as such should be considered an offensive racial artifact. And since “we won” it must come down.Even some of our more opportunistic astute presidential candidates have weighed in:To quote a wise old black woman:“All this for a damned flag?” BTW: You can buy Hillary’s latest anti-racist campaign buttons here.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Leading Dems OK with Clinton Foundation Influence Peddling [semi-satire]

    06/23/2015 9:42:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Despite former Clinton administration official Robert Reich’s reservations about “the apparent impropriety of a husband of a potential future president accepting money from foreign governments and big corporations for ‘speeches’ that hardly seem worth listening to, much less paying for,” key Democrats think its okay. “Bringing money into America from a foreign government boosts our economy,” said Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-Mass). “If it’s trying to buy a policy that Hillary was going to follow anyway, well, that’s just ‘found money.’ And if it’s for a policy that Hillary doesn’t like, well, she can always welsh on the deal.” “People have...
  • CAUTION: Objects in the NYT may appear different than in reality

    06/23/2015 4:28:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-23-2015 | MOTUS
    “If you watch Fox News you inhabit a completely different world with different facts than if you read (the) New York Times.” – Brietbart Although I don’t think it was Fox News that was tricked by a 16-year-old into reporting that Dylann Roof blogged about “My Little Pony.” That would have been the New York Times Fox News: “President Barack Obama waves at the crowd during the 2015 Congressional Baseball Game at the National Parks Stadium, on June 11, 2015 in Washington DC.” NYT: President Barack Obama waves at the crowd with Representative Dan Kildee (D-MI) during the 2015...
  • Who’s Your Daddy?

    06/22/2015 8:33:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-22-2015 | MOTUS
    Open thread today, as I have chauffer duties for multiple “back” to “back” appointments:When asked which one of her multi-colored fathers she spent Fathers Day with Racial Dolezal responded: “I don’t...understand the question.”Free to love whom you choosePosted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Father's Day: a celebration of discrimination?(satire)

    06/21/2015 6:43:12 PM PDT · by ReformationFan · 10 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 6-21-15 | Konservative_Punk
    Several special interest groups have come together to protest Father's Day as a day of discrimination, as it allegedly stacks the deck against those women who are unable to become fathers, as well against those men who have chosen not to. "It's like an annual poke in the eye," said one concerned citizen, who did not wish to be self-identified as a member of any particular orientation nor gender. "As Michelle Obama recently said, the time has come to reconsider our traditions and reexamine our historical perspectives in order to accommodate this new generation who may not wish to glorify...
  • Armed American Radio (6-21-15)

    06/21/2015 5:13:11 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 3 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 6-21-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Wake Up America: One Man’s Ceiling Is Another Man’s Floor

    06/21/2015 5:46:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-21-2015 | MOTUS
    It’s official: the summer solstice arrives at 12:38 p.m. EDT. On this, the official Summer Solstice, I would like to wish everyone a wonderful and fruitful summer.And speaking of berries, it’s a shame neither Barry nor his progeny will be home in the Big White to celebrate either the solstice or Fathers Day this year. Butt don’t let that spoil your day.Because the Summer Solstice is here and that means that - once again - the hottest days of the year lie ahead, whether you believe the earth is warming due to my SUV or not.Warning: hot daze aheadAnd Happy...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    06/20/2015 11:03:13 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Trump Enters Presidential Race [semi-satire]

    06/20/2015 9:51:49 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 25 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Real estate baron and reality TV star Donald Trump threw his hat into the ring in the race for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination this week. In his announcement in front of a crowd—many of whom were paid $50 apiece to cheer him on—Trump pledged to secure government entitlements. “With the other Republicans in the race, you never know whether they might end up cutting or privatizing Social Security, Medicare, or Medicaid,” Trump alleged. “Right here and right now I’m promising that these programs will be fully funded for as long as there is money to pay for them.” Trump...
  • WTF! - The Perfect Ticket

    06/20/2015 5:54:19 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-20-2015 | MOTUS
    I think I’ve found the perfect running mate for The Donald: Brian Williams. Then the ticket would have two ids (the “it”) with an ego (the “I”) and a superego (the above “I”) – and at least one of them is not too smart.WTF (Winning the Future)! WTH (What the heck), it worked the last two times.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Disgraced NBC Anchorman Moves to MSNBC [semi-satire]

    06/19/2015 3:53:30 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 22 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Dismissed from his post at NBC's Nightly News for making up stories, Brian Williams has been reassigned to the company's floundering cable channel where he has vowed "to reclaim my reputation, one viewer at a time." Whether Williams will be able to accomplish was thrown into doubt by his stubborn insistence that his on-the-air fabrications "weren't intended to mislead people." "Fiction isn't inherently untrue," Williams observed. "Many novels and movies portray deeper truths via fictional characters and events. We don't deride Mark Twain or Steven Spielberg for making up stuff. While I don't claim to be as good at it...
  • Just Another Brick In The Load…

    06/19/2015 5:55:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-19-2015 | MOTUS
    World famous silhouettes, instantly recognizable:And now we have a new iconic silhouette:I know the load grows heavier by the day, butt carry on troops.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • TGIF 'toons

    06/19/2015 3:13:39 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • When Harry Met His Sally

    06/18/2015 8:26:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-18-2015 | MOTUS
    Goodness! That’s quite some man-spreading – Prince Harry, I mean.I don’t know what else to say, butt I bet you do. So I’ll just leave you with a few verses about sally. They’re from Robert Browning, The Flight of the Duchess: (378) A bruised black-blooded mulberry; And that other sort, their crowning pride, With long white threads distinct inside,Like the lake-flower's fibrous roots which dangle Loose such a length and never tangle, Where the bold sword-lily cuts the clear waters, And the cup-lily couches with all the white daughters: Such are the works they put their hand to, The uses...
  • An Indian and an African walk into a bar.

    06/17/2015 10:04:35 AM PDT · by skeptoid · 17 replies
    my inbox | June 17, 2015 | skeptoid
    This gem arrived in my e-mail today.Disseminate at will.
  • Hump-Day Humor

    06/17/2015 6:04:29 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 14 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • The Donald: How Can He Lose?

    06/17/2015 4:45:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 26 replies
    Don’t get me wrong, I love the Donald. Butt what makes him think he can be President? Has he ever been a community organizer? “Written” two autobiographies before age 40? Taught a constitutional law class grounded in social justice?Oh wait - He does have that crease thing going for him. And he knows how to build a dynasty.Trump Family DynastyButt seriously, a net worth of $9 billion and this is the best hair he can buy?Heads up former stylist, colorist and eyebrow trimmer: you’re fired!Oh, and did I mention…he’s really a black woman. I don’t see how he can lose.Posted...
  • Police Shut Down Kids’ Lemonade Stand [semi-satire]

    06/16/2015 3:28:10 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Police in Overton, Texas ordered two sisters, Zoey (aged 7) and Andria Green (aged 8) to “cease and desist” selling lemonade in their efforts to raise money to buy a Father’s Day gift for their dad. “Selling anything in Texas without a permit is illegal,” explained rousting officer Doug Stamper. “It doesn’t matter that neighborhood lemonade stands have been a time-honored way for kids to make a buck. Under the law, they need to buy a permit if they want to sell lemonade.” The cost of the required permit is $150. Few kids would have the funds to afford it....
  • Violence problem solved: criminals to buy CRIME insurance

    06/16/2015 1:28:10 PM PDT · by HammerT · 14 replies
    The People’s Cube ^ | 6/10/2015 | Comrade Šterpin
    Let's give plaudits for House Democrat Rep. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.) for her plan to require criminals to buy gun insurance: Democrat Congresswoman Says Making Gang Members Buy Gun Insurance Will Stop Shootings I’m afraid it won't be enough, though. Violence isn’t always the fault of guns; oftentimes it's the fault of fists, knives, feet, cricket bats, broken bottles, sewing needles, derringers, etc. So there has to be a better solution to the country’s rampant violence problem, and not just locking up perps - what is that going to do? We propose a Federal system whereby criminals will be required to...
  • Barack Obama • Our FIrst Trans-President!

    06/16/2015 8:58:12 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 11 replies
    self ^ | June 16, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Our Trans-Atlantic Trans-FLOTUS

    06/16/2015 5:09:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-16-2015 | MOTUS
    Okay, this is getting out of hand; first Caitlyn Jenn[d]er (h/t: Clarice) brought us up close and way too personal to trans-genders, and “Racial” Rachel Dolezal to trans-racials. And then this poor confused womyn Tweets about her trans-floorism: And now Lady M bravely goes where no other FLOTUS has gone before: arriving in Great Britain yesterday as a trans-Barbie:Oh yes, Trans-Barbieism; it’s a real thing.Black Barbie and Black RacialPosted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Let's hear for Al Jolson!!!!!(vanity)

    06/15/2015 5:30:43 PM PDT · by BBell · 21 replies
    Al Jolson!!!!!! The first white person that I know of to make money off of being transracial!!!!
  • Pennsylvania Teachers Attend Mosque [semi-satire]

    06/15/2015 10:24:05 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens
    About 50 teachers and administrators of the Lebanon School District in Pennsylvania got paid time off to attend Islamic religious training. Teacher Lara Book called the day “amazing. Even though the rituals are different what came through loud and clear is that all religions want the same thing.” While the ACLU is normally “johnny-on-the-spot” to protest any show of religion in a public space, especially one where taxpayer resources may be unconstitutionally used to promulgate a faith, spokesman Betram Petty found no problem with this event. “The whole separation of church and state thing is a western way of thinking,”...
  • Black and White Like You and Me

    06/15/2015 6:14:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Welcome to post-racial America, where "reverse-passing" has become a real thing. (Thanks, Obama!) Today we return to the odd case of “Racial” (h/t Abenaki) Dolezal: the white woman who thinks she’s black.I say stop bullying her, she has already been the victim of 8 separate hate crimes so how much more street cred do you need? I believe we’ve established the fact she’s “biologically” Caucasian-American, butt apparently in Racial’s mind she’s an African-American. As such, she’s entitled to hold the jobs that non-African-Americans won’t do: serving as President of the Spokane NAACP and Professor of Africana Studies at Eastern Washington...
  • Boeing Innovation Increases Fliers’ Toilet Access [semi-satire]

    06/14/2015 6:14:20 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Concerned that the space allotted for on-board toilet facilities reduces the number of seats for passengers, the Boeing Corporation is converting all passenger seats on its 777-300ER into “potty chairs.” “Every additional passenger a plane can carry adds badly needed revenue to the airline’s bottom line,” said Boeing’s public relations specialist Anita Crapper. “We thought, if there were a way to convert the space set aside for restrooms into passenger seating it would permit airlines to earn thousands more per flight. By making every seat a ‘potty chair’ airlines can achieve that objective.” Ms. Crapper lauded this innovation as “far...
  • Armed American Radio (6-14-15)

    06/14/2015 4:56:38 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 10 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 6-14-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Congressman Introduces Automatic Voter Bill [semi-satire]

    06/14/2015 11:38:43 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 June 2015 | John Semmens
    Rep. David Cicilline (D-RI) has drafted legislation that he says “will greatly simplify the whole voting process in this country. Right now we have what is basically an ‘opt-in’ system. Those who want to vote have to take the initiative to register and make a periodic effort to cast a ballot. There is no question this reduces the number of ballots cast and lessens participation in our democratic process.” Under Cicilline’s bill, every voter would be automatically registered to vote on his or her 18th birthday. A notice would be sent supplying each newly registered voter with a postage-paid reply...
  • “Perception Is Reality”… Really? Or Perceptually?

    06/14/2015 6:35:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-14-2014 | MOTUS
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    06/13/2015 12:16:34 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 12 replies
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