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  • Predictions on Sen. Ted Cruz's Final Delegate Total Count --- 6 6 6

    05/02/2016 4:08:13 PM PDT · by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies · 42 replies
    May 2, 2016 | Selfie
    As it stands now Sen. Cruz has 550 hard delegates and 15 soft delegates. He will pick up 20 here, and 27 there, and maybe even 100+ delegates. It is highly foreseeable that Ted reaches 666 delegates. Sadly, many are fearful that Ted may be 'locked in' or cursed at 666- the "Mark of the Beast." This can not be Ted's fate for 2016. Republican delegates must be in agreement to raise him above 666. An uncommitted delegate must be persuaded to vote for Ted and carry him beyond 'the mark' to 667. R-A-F-A-E-L = 6 F-I-L-I-T-O =6 E-D-W-A-R-D =...
  • “Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.”

    05/02/2016 8:42:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-2-2016 | MOTUS
    I really didn’t want to, butt in the end, curiosity got the better of me so I read the “White Fragility” article linked by dchrist81 yesterday.When you see an event titled Whiteness History Month at a college you can’t expect it to be a celebration of White history. And it wasn’t; rather it is a month long event at Portland (where else?) Community College geared more to eliminating than honoring the White race. (And if you think that’s racist, this event’s definitely designed for you.) In a talk entitled “Imagine A World Without Whiteness,” Harrison declared confidently conflict can only...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-16 (DUmmies Demand That Skinner Come Clean on Clinton Cash Corruption)

    05/01/2016 2:26:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Call it, Skinner. That is the demand of the Hillary supporters, including PAID trolls, to Skinner in DUmmieland. That want him to "call it" for Hillary as the nominee so all debate can end and the Sandernistas will fall into line behind Hillary. However, there is now a louder call in DUmmieland from the Sandernistas: Tell it, Skinner. Yes, Tell it, Skinner about how you SOLD OUT and betrayed your fellow DUmmies for Clinton Cash. You might recall that a year ago, the DUmmie FUnnies REVEALED that Skinner has been getting big bucks from his paymasters at the Clinton...
  • Keeping It Classy Around Here Since 2009

    05/01/2016 8:25:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-1-2016 | MOTUS
    On display at last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner were all the skills that landed Barry in office in the first place: a keen ability to deliver lines written by others in a convincing manner. Which just so happens to be the #1 requirement on TheatreSchools.com top 10 qualities of a great actor: Is Captivating: A great actor is so convincing in a role that he can hold an audience captive and make them feel as if there is nothing but the story at hand. In fact, after a brief reading, I think he can check off all 10 on...
  • Ironic Photo of "Keep Hate Out of America" Sign

    04/30/2016 4:22:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    Self | April 30, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Leftwinger in photo below doesn't realize how ironically STUPID he appears while flipping double bird in front of the "Keep Hate Out of America" sign. This pic says it all about the HYPOCRISY of the Left.
  • Mic Drop: Droppin’ the Boom!

    04/30/2016 8:25:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-30-2016 | MOTUS
    Prince Harry and Lady M have a long standing relationship, which stretches way back to 2013 when she still had bangs.Getting together for tea in 2013 – ahead of Harry’s Vegas escapadesAnd last year they got together in Washington again to discuss plans and promote the 2016 Invictus Games – a multi-country, multi-sport event for injured or wounded military active service and veterans.Last year Lady M took Harry to a veteran’s wheelchair basketball game; there were the usual tense moments, cheering, and  man-spreading:Prince Harry, I meanThe first Invictus Games were held in London in 2014. Prince Harry has been the...
  • The Winds Appear to Have Shifted In Ted Cruz’s Favor

    04/29/2016 4:32:28 AM PDT · by detective · 132 replies
    The Resurgent ^ | April 29, 2016 | Erick Erickson
    There were several events yesterday that suggest to me the winds have shifted in Ted Cruz’s favor since he named Carly Fiorina his running mate. First, John Boehner had a complete and utter meltdown about Ted Cruz yesterday. He referred to Cruz as both an S.O.B. and Lucifer. Then Peter King, the noxious congressman from New York, came out and declared Cruz worse than the devil. He was followed up by former senator Judd Gregg who declared he would rather Trump than Cruz, even though he is a Kasich guy. The fact that . In fact, more polling out of...
  • A Retrospective On Obama’s Economic Prowess

    04/28/2016 8:57:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Make no mistake: Barry is a just a little economic genius. New York Times Magazine Sunday May 1, 2016Well of course he has a theory. Barry’s got a theory about everything, every one of which has been or will be proven absolutely positively wrong. Butt we won’t let that stop a good story – it’s the Old Gray Lady and you know what their motto is: “We were moving so fast early on that we couldn’t take victory laps. We couldn’t explain everything we were doing. I mean, one day we’re saving the banks; the next day we’re saving the...
  • Steven Crowder Delivers Most Epic Smackdown of Leftist Protestors Ever

    04/27/2016 9:32:06 PM PDT · by Gene Eric · 29 replies
    Louder with Crowder ^ | April 26, 2016 | Courtney Kirchoff
    Our own Steven Crowder headed to the University of Massachusetts (UMass) yesterday to co-panel an event called “The Triggering” with Christina Hoff Sommers and Milo Yiannopoulos. Steven had hopes of telling a few jokes. You know, those words that form sentences with punchlines at the end? Well as bad luck would have it, a leftist protester, or social justice warrior (SJW) was having none of that. Crowder put him through the figurative meat grinder. Yeah, the bad luck wasn’t for Crowder so much of the formerly standing SJW who’s now vacuumed sealed. Buy him at your local deli. Language warning
  • GOP Post Primary Citrus Poll; Pick Your Juice

    04/27/2016 8:29:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-27-2016 | MOTUS
    “Man jumps off Brooklyn bridge, survives.” A 32-year-old man jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge Tuesday morning – but miraculously survived the 135-foot plunge, authorities said.The unidentified emotionally disturbed man walked to the middle of the iconic span’s pedestrian pathway and climbed across the Manhattan-bound roadway before leaping at around 9:15 a.m., cops said. – NY Post I thought at first this was a story about Kasich. It wasn’t, the man wasn’t even a politician. Butt I have some advice for John: if you eat pizza with a fork and pickles with your pinkie extended, it’s time to call it...
  • Virtual Reality: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

    04/26/2016 8:20:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-26-2016 | MOTUS
     Barry and Angie, as virtual hipsters by Amit ShimoniIf ever there were two world leaders who did not require assistance to live in a world of virtual reality it would be these two:My! What big eyes you have! And ears.As if Mr. Big Ears needs any further props to make himself look goofier. Let’s hear no more from him about Republican candidates being “non-serious.”Butt back to Barry and Angie: neither of them have been able to see the actual hand in front of their face since implementing their respective de facto open border policies.LosersAngie opened Germany, and hence Europe, to...
  • Voting for Hillary? It could be that you are just suffering from low testosterone.

    04/26/2016 5:22:35 AM PDT · by areukiddingme1 · 8 replies
    (Vanity) | 26 April 2016 | areukiddingme1
    <p>I have talked to a lot of friends of mine and their friends, most retired military and almost all of the men say that there is NO "F'n" way they could ever vote for Hillary. The FEW men I have encountered that say they are voting for Hillary are not what I would consider someone that I would want to have my back if the fhit ever hit the san. Most of these guys have no clue which end is the working end of a hammer.</p>
  • It’s Getting Hard Out There For the Infidels

    04/25/2016 8:41:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-25-2016 | MOTUS
    I knew it! Civil Rights do indeed trump (no pun or endorsement intended) religious freedom! So unless your religion also qualifies as a bona fide minority don’t expect much protection from the Bill of Rights any more. In a rare entrance into a politically charged controversy, first lady Michelle Obama used a commencement speech Saturday at Jackson State University in Mississippi to directly target the state’s recently-passed "religious freedom" bill. "We see it right here in Mississippi -- just two weeks ago -– how swiftly progress can hurtle backward," Obama said. "How easy it is to single out a small...
  • Obama’s Amerika: inciting half-assed revolutions around the world since 2009

    04/24/2016 8:15:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-24-2016 | MOTUS
    Is the White House going to release the super secret 9/11 report? Does it implicate Saudi Arabia? Does it implicate the Saudi Royal Family itself? Would releasing the report destabilize the Middle East even more than it already is?Let’s answer these questions backwards, beginning with the last and moving to the first: as soon as you have the answer yell “Bingo!” or, if you’d prefer, “BOZO!”. 1. Would releasing the report destabilize the Middle East even more than it already is? Are you kidding? As we’ve seen for the last 7 years it doesn’t really take that much to destabilize...
  • The Smug! It Burns!

    04/23/2016 9:15:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-23-2016 | MOTUS
    “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Crack-Up Today’s topic is smugness: a potent combination of hubris and envy smug - adjective \ˈsməg\- having or showing the annoying quality of people who feel very pleased or satisfied with their abilities, achievements, etc. synonyms:self-satisfied, self-congratulatory, complacent, superior, pleased with oneself, conceited Go ahead - Google  “smug” Images and see what you get.If you are smug enough you can confidently disregard the stuff you don’t...
  • Report: Treasury Dept. changes mind on $10 bill, chooses another woman to replace Hamilton (satire)

    04/22/2016 3:14:59 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-22-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Following the announcement of Harriet Tubman becoming the new face of the 20 dollar bill the Treasury Department revived a plan to also replace Alexander Hamilton on the 10 dollar bill with another female pioneer in American History. Glamour Woman of the Year award winner Caitlyn Jenner. For the selection committee tasked with finding Hamilton's replacement the decision to go with Jenner was an easy one. "How many women in our country's history win Olympic gold competing against men?" said Dane. "I mean, you've got to be really tough to do that, I heard she even lived like a man for...
  • Sovereignty In An Age of Bondage

    04/22/2016 8:11:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Imagine you’re the Queen of England, celebrating your 90th birthday:and the President of the United States and his lovely bride show upto have a birthday lunch with you, albeit a day late because they’re very important people and had  previous engagements.  As you can see Lady M is honoring both the Queen and The Artist Formerly Known As Prince by wearing her Purple Reign frock.And as long as he was there, President Barry used the occasion to lobby you and your subjects to stay in the European Union. He even had an editorial written for him to address the royal...
  • Trump’s Delegates Are Now Begging for Money Online

    04/21/2016 10:51:15 AM PDT · by TexasCajun · 74 replies
    TheDailyBeast.com ^ | 04.21.16 | Gideon Resnick
    If Trump’s delegates can’t make it to the Republican convention in Cleveland this July, he could become just a weird footnote in primary history. So why isn’t he paying to get them there? MAKE AMERICA BEG AGAIN! Trump’s Delegates Are Now Begging for Money Online If Trump’s delegates can’t make it to the Republican convention in Cleveland this July, he could become just a weird footnote in primary history. So why isn’t he paying to get them there? Donald Trump may be really, really rich, but it’s not apparent that he’s using his great fortune to get his delegates...
  • Les Enfants Terribles Part II, The End of History

    04/21/2016 8:18:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-21-2016 | MOTUS
    NOTE: This is Part II in the Les Enfants Terribles series in which we explore how and from where the Special Snowflakes (SS) came to be. Today we look at how the End of Education set the stage for what I like to call “The End of History.”  I’m drawing from Res Idiotica, a post by Patrick J Deenan, Professor of Constitutional Studies and Political Thought at the University of Notre Dame, which was forwarded to me by Blonde Gator.                                          Watching those lifelong dancers of a day                                           As night closed in, I felt myself alone                                          In...
  • Another Whole Foods accused of putting a hateful 3-letter slur starting with "G" on a cake (satire)

    04/20/2016 7:31:22 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-20-16 | The Looking Spoon
    A San Francisco bay area resident is accusing the bakery staff at the local Whole Foods of adding an "extremely offensive" three-letter slur that starts with a "G" to a cake custom cake ordered at the store. The cake in question was commissioned to say "Love Wins" at the top, but upon receipt of the cake Gianny Limpschtick claims that someone at the Whole Foods wrote "GOP" below. "I can't even say look at it much less say it," said Limpschtick. "I'm not only upset because the cake has been ruined, but San Francisco is a safe space, and that...
  • Transgender woman sues government to force installation of urinals in womens bathrooms (Satire)

    04/20/2016 10:46:37 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 45 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-20-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Citing "genitalia discrimination," a transgender woman is suing the government to write regulation requiring the installation of urinals in women's bathrooms. "I want to have the right to use the bathroom for the gender I identify with," said the woman who asked to go by the name Venus. "It's really very simple. I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn't have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can't be a safe space for me because I have to sit down when I could just whip it out...
  • “That Thou wouldst spare us from mutually assured destruction, oh Lord hear our prayer.”

    04/20/2016 7:44:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-20-2016 | MOTUS
    I interrupt my Les Enfants Terribles series to report on the results in the New York primary: Clinton won.  Trump won. No surprises. Here are a couple more interesting takes on the results:Patrick Buchanan is taking a victory lap alongside Trump. He notes that The Donald’s thus far successful campaign has vindicated his own 1992 presidential platform of opposition to globalization, unfettered immigration, and the move away from social conservatism. Actual vindication however would require a majority of Americans to climb aboard the Trump bandwagon which isn’t a given at this point. And even if they do, Mr. Buchanan tells...
  • Do you Remember Shooting Daddy's Shotgun the First Time?

    04/20/2016 6:19:50 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 23 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 4/20/2016 | C Raleigh
    Those of us who have shouldered a shotgun a few thousand times in our lives can recall that first time we touched off a 12 gauge, or any gauge for that matter. It reminds us that we didn’t always have the bulk or the muscle memory to handle one. Did it stop any of us from wanting another try, one of our own, or a trip to deer camp with dad? Maybe, its the macho side or just trying to impress Dad. Cheer for a young fella who just got his shoulder popped and in a minute when it quits...
  • Hump Day Humor

    04/20/2016 3:40:28 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 16 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 April 2016 | Reaganite Republican
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  • After tonight, Ted Cruz will shed his skin (once again) #fake

    04/19/2016 8:59:00 PM PDT · by Trumpinator · 66 replies
    https://twitter.com/clmazin ^ | 04/19/2016 | Craig Mazin
    After tonight, Ted Cruz will shed his skin (once again) and become the "good guy alternative." Just watch. He's gonna go "positive." #fake— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 20, 2016 HAHAHAH, guy who worked for Bush and is now a sitting U.S. Senator is the "outsider." Whatever it takes, chameleon. https://t.co/jNblKcoAzt— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 20, 2016 Looking forward to Ted Cruz's victory speech tonight after he loses.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 19, 2016 (This tweet has 666 likes as of this posting - how fitting! LOL) Both. Everything he says is hucksterism in service of his one true belief:...
  • Can a .500 Magnum blow out a Car Window?

    04/19/2016 8:57:18 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 39 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 4/19/2016 | C Buckner
    Many have thought of this, but the guys from FullMag actually went out grabbed a Craigslist limo and headed out to the range to shoot at a car window with a .500 Magnum. Just so you know, they're not shooting at a bullet proof window, just the standard. Have a look at the video here.
  • Les Enfants Terribles: Part I

    04/19/2016 8:27:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-19-2016 | MOTUS
    NOTE: Today begins a series of posts in which I will attempt to explain where the Special Snowflakes came from. Future posts will provide a multi-part analysis of everything that’s wrong in the world and how the cultural morass has given us an education system that has resulted in the end of history, the end of science and ultimately the end of Western civilization. Doesn’t that sound better than primary coverage? I will begin at the end and work my way forward. Today’s installment examines what happens when the Snowflakes finally make their way out of the cocoon and...
  • Vice President Biden learns the disappointing truth about superdelegates

    04/18/2016 12:23:55 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-18-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Vice President Biden is pictured above reacting to the revelation by Hillary Clinton that the Democratic Party's super-delegates are, unlike them, just regular old human beings. While agreeing that their sole purpose for existing is to heroically protect her from losing the nomination, super-delegates do not, in fact, have super-powers such as: Tax-ray vision, mainstream media invisibility, abortion claws, a magic red tape lasso, debt deflectors, terrorist noise cancelers, tyranny empathizers, and a logic shield made out of laminated race cards. Clinton then went on to clarify that any Democrat has all of those things, but they are actually perks...
  • Tax Day 2016

    04/18/2016 8:06:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-18-2016 | MOTUS
    There’s no need to complain about Tax Day.All the money you donate to the federal kitty goes to good use. Well okay, maybe some of it is questionable: ANOTHER TAXPAYER-FUNDED RENEWABLE-ENERGY COMPANY FAILS... Renewable energy giant Abengoa SA filed for bankruptcy protection in the U.S. as the Spanish energy company continues talks with its banks and bondholders to agree on its plan to restructure billions of dollars in debt. – WSJLast November, the Washington Times reported Abengoa had received at least $2.7 billion in federal loan guarantees since 2010 to build several large-scale solar power projects in the United States....
  • Trump May Soon Discover Independent Campaign Is His Only Option Left

    04/17/2016 5:26:26 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 63 replies
    The New York Sun ^ | April 17, 2016 | Red Jahncke, Special to the Sun
    What’s up with all of this after-the-fact complaining we’ve heard from Donald Trump in the wake of his recent losses to Senator Cruz? Yesterday, Mr. Cruz romped in Wyoming. Mr. Trump charged that the Texan had bought the delegates. A week earlier after Mr. Cruz swept Colorado, a Trump lieutenant accused the Cruz campaign of “Gestapo tactics.” The crusty solon from Texas is probably the senator the Republican Establishment most likes to dislike. Yet after the Mr. Cruz crushed the New Yorker 531,000 votes to 386,000 in the Wisconsin primary, Mr. Trump called him a “Trojan horse” for the Establishment....
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    04/17/2016 4:44:17 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 April 2016 | Reaganite Republican
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  • “I feel sorry to say that your country is now essentially dead.”

    04/16/2016 7:39:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Man accidentally 'deletes his entire company' with one line of bad code. A man appears to have deleted his entire company with one mistaken piece of code.By accidentally telling his computer to delete everything in his servers, hosting provider Marco Marsala has seemingly removed all trace of his company and the websites that he looks after for his customers. I’m not sure when, I just know that at some point this bad code will come in handy, and wow! That’s some powerful code! The problem command was "rm -rf": a basic piece of code that will delete everything it is...
  • Bruce Springsteen threatens South Carolina boycott if governor insists she is an Indian-American

    04/15/2016 3:49:25 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 51 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-15-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Following his cancellation of a concert in North Carolina over a law that prohibits transgender people from using bathrooms other than their biological sex, Bruce Springsteen declared that South Carolina will be next on his "s**t list" if Governor Nikki Haley insists on using the "archaic" way of identifying herself as Indian. "I mean, it's 2016, who still says they're Indian? This isn't 19th century America, we recognize these people are actually Native Americans," said Springsteen, adding "if Governor Haley wants to disrespect herself that's her business, but I will not play another concert in South Carolina as long as...
  • All You Can Eat

    04/15/2016 7:59:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-15-2016 | MOTUS
    What a week. Russian jets buzzed one of our ships in international waters, and we did…nothing.Oh no, wait; yes we did - we issued a protest. To Moscow: White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest says the U.S. Embassy in Moscow has communicated formal concerns to the Russian government about the incident in the Baltic Sea this week in which fighter jets flew very close to the USS Donald Cook. I believe “formal concerns” are just one step below a harsh letter.Also, this just in: Seals land on the beach in Cape Code, forced there by a Predator. Not our Navy...
  • TGIF 'toons

    04/15/2016 4:26:25 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 April 2016 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Navy to Name New Destroyer The USS Alfred C. Sharpton| Humor

    04/14/2016 2:45:09 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 16 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | April 14, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Inspired by the profound wisdom of Nancy Pelosi Navy Secretary Ray Mabus stated this week that Navy ships no longer need be named after dead old White geezers with medals of honor or politicians who have helped the Navy. Naming them after politicians favored by our dear leader Obama is now Navy policy. Sharpton may never have won a medal of honor, served in the U.S. Military or helped the Navy. However, he is a fighter for social justice and has destroyed lots of racist stuff. Once the Navy names a destroyer in his honor, he will have much more...
  • Government builds first ever safe space

    04/14/2016 12:58:30 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-14-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Responding to petitions and pleas of a minority of millennials who are as tired of being coddled as they are of being offended, the government has completed construction for the nation's first ever safe space. Constructed under the authority of an agency that was newly formed via an executive order by President Obama the Department of Understanding Millennials Better (DUMB) plans to open the 10,000 facility up to its first inhabitants in the coming weeks and already has a waiting list that is ten times that capacity. The facility will be known as "The Safe Space," or "the SS" for...
  • 8 Wild Hog Facts

    04/14/2016 12:48:53 PM PDT · by w1n1 · 28 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 4/14/2016 | B Mcnally
    There are many hog facts, some for hunting, some for conservation issues, but these are good to know during a cocktail party or just to put more porkers on the table. 1. Wild hogs have roamed America since Hernando de Soto introduced them to Florida in 1539. 2. Male and female wild hogs have tusks. They have extremely sharp edges because the upper and lower tusks overlap. The constant gnashing of teeth sharpens the tusks, which make formidable weapons. 3. Wild hogs are just that, domestic pigs gone wild for several generations. Javelinas or collared peccaries are an entirely different...
  • I don't care what the Commies think or say. I am Open Carry ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!!!! Lock & load!

    04/14/2016 8:35:54 AM PDT · by Trumpinator · 4 replies
    twitter.com/RobertDaPatriot ^ | 4:28 PM - 7 Apr 2016 | USA Patriot &#8207;@RobertDaPatriot
    I don't care what the Commies think or say. I am Open Carry ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!!!! Lock & load!#Chalkening @CSteven pic.twitter.com/7s7aXJLhtz— USA Patriot (@RobertDaPatriot) April 7, 2016
  • A Donkey’s Tale

    04/14/2016 7:47:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-14-2016 | MOTUS
     Once upon a time, there was a King who wanted to go fishing.He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".The king...
  • Transgender woman excommunicated from LGBT community for suggesting transgender only bathrooms

    04/13/2016 1:05:35 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 22 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-13-16 | The Looking Spoon
    As the national debate whether people should be allowed to use bathrooms according to their chosen gender identity continues to swell one transgender woman makes a revolutionary, and costly proposal to settle the argument. Charlie Shimpner, former chair of Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) was excommunicated from the LGBTQ community after a writing a Facebook post suggesting the transgender community should accept the creation of alternative bathrooms for "transgender-Americans." The post went viral in a matter of hours and ignited a petition on Change.org for Facebook to create a "remove from Facebook button.' Said Shimper, "I thought long...
  • How Many Candidates Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? 2016 Edition

    04/13/2016 8:12:49 AM PDT · by Brookhaven · 8 replies
    vanity | Today | Self
    This has gone well in the past, so I thought I'd revive it to lighten the mood a little (pun intended). Examples: Jeb: 3 * 1 to become the early presumptive light bulb changer. * 1 to spend 120 million dollars attempting to change the light bulb. * 1 to quit after he fails to change the light bulb. Trump: 2 * 1 to wear a red "Make the Lightbulb Great Again" cap. * 1 to complain the establishment is preventing him from changing the lightbulb. Hillary: 2 * 1 to claim she knows nothing about the lightbulb. * 1...
  • Warning: Objects in Mirror Are Dumber Than They Appear

    04/13/2016 7:55:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-13-2016 | MOTUS
    This public service announcement is to remind you why you should vote for any Republican rather than leave the Democratic Sisterhood of Traveling Victims in power.Yesterday was Equal Pay Day: the day we celebrate yet another injustice suffered by one of the Dem’s favorite victim groups du jour: women.  Ben Shapiro explains, “women must be treated as victims… because victimhood equals virtue, and women must be granted cherished minority victimhood status.”And what better way to cherish your victims than by declaring “Equal Pay Day” to address their victimhood? Despite the fact that the pay disparity between men and women has...
  • Hump Day Humor

    04/13/2016 3:43:28 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 April 2016 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Scientists develop technology that promises to prevent people from ever being offended again

    04/12/2016 5:22:29 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 12 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-12-16 | The Looking Spoon
    The Thought Purifier 1984 (TP1984) by MicroThought The applied sciences division of MicroThought have unveiled what is being hailed as a huge leap forward for political correctness. The cutting edge technology is a pair of noise canceling ear pieces called "thought purifiers" that are specially customized to be programmed to filter out words and phrases the individual wearer would find to be "triggering" and "offensive." "We are very excited about this offering at MicroThought," said a spokesperson for the company. "We believe this technology will have the same revolutionary effect on health and well-being in the 21st century that...
  • Is Another Kardashian Presidency In Our Future?

    04/12/2016 7:47:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-12-2016 | MOTUS
    As you know we have a long history of “Who Wore it Better” posts around here: WWIB:Lady M or David BowieFrom Valentine’s Wishes From the RED Zone -WWIB: Lady M or Ru Paulto  Bitch Stole My Look!®:WWIB: Lady M or Kate BeckinsaleOr one of my favorites, WWIB, Lady M or Cinderella?So I knew Hillary was serious about her bid to rule the world when I saw her jump into the WWIB fray: H/T DonnyI guess she thought that donning a Captain’s jacket would bolster her military chops. Not that she needs to establish her bona fides, having once landed in...
  • Just Say No; Better Yet - HELL NO!

    04/11/2016 7:48:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-11-2016 | MOTUS
    This is yuge! Barry admits to an error! A failure to adequately plan for the aid and governing of Libya after the U.S.-led NATO attacks in 2011 “probably” was his biggest error in office, President Barack Obama said in an interview on “Fox News Sunday.” Now he can claim to be perfect to a fault, although I’m guessing there’s a loophole in this admission – an expiration date perhaps – that will leave his legacy error free.Guaranteed 100% error-free! Asked by host Chris Wallace about the “worst mistake” of his soon-to-end White House years, Obama listed the aftermath of the...
  • The Democracy Trap: It’s a Rabbit Hole

    04/10/2016 8:19:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Roger Simon had an interesting post this week titled Are We Now or Have We Ever Been... a Democracy? In it he attempts to explains the RNC’s Byzantine rules for their National Convention this July. “But then, as I understand it, you can still vote for them (Kasich, Ryan, etc.) even if they're not placed in nomination (go figure) and more importantly and most obviously, rules are made to be broken -- or, if not broken, rewritten.And who would rewrite said rules? Why the rules committee, of course (said Alice to the Mad Hatter, or vice versa). And who determines...
  • Danger: Lead Hazard

    04/09/2016 8:33:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-2016 | MOTUS
    It’s been a week of Clintons.First, Hillary took her very own MetroCard to ride the NY subway, just like the ordinary people: it only took her 6 swipes to master the concept, so don’t tell me she’s not qualified to be President.Everyone knows you get to practice on the job till you finally get it:Practice makes PerfectIt was so much easier the last time Hillary rode the subway, just like the regular people – in 1992.They still used tokens back then. And Hilz still had a waist.All things considered though it was better to back people up at the subway...
  • Panama Papers expose Putin's neighbor's cat!

    04/08/2016 2:58:15 PM PDT · by marvel5 · 2 replies
    Fort Russ ^ | April 8, 2015 | Allgemeine Morgenpost Rundschau
    It now turns out that Putin's neighbor's cat had a post office box in the country of birth of John McCain, through which his contraband Wiskas Cat Treats got smuggled past the liberal Western sanctions against Russia. It is impossible that Putin knew nothing about this. Finally, there is photographic evidence, with intimate expressions of love, between the errant Ivan and the bewhiskered little beastie. [Photo above] But that is still far from everything. Because then this evidence would be pretty thin. The investigative journalist of the Suddeutsche Zeitung have found that the cat has more outstanding connections to the...