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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Chopstick Diplomacy: Parts Unknown

    05/24/2016 5:53:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2015 | MOTUS
    Remember the weighty advice Barry had for presumptive Republican presidential candidates a few weeks back? “…the presidency “is not entertainment — this is not a reality show.” Boy, we wish that were so. However, during his recent FEAT (Far East Apology Tour) Barry Obama appeared with Anthony Bourdain for a taping of his show - Parts Unknown, a CNN foodie travelogue. The foodie and the druggie shared a lunch of bún chả and beer; Tony praised Barry’s chopstick skills and picked up the tab. In case you’re not familiar with Tony, he’s the former chain smoking, coke sniffing, heroin addicted...
  • Guns In the News

    05/23/2016 5:18:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-22-2016 | MOTUS
    I have an appointment this morning, so heres todays topic: Guns.Trumps got em.Hillary wants em: If she gets to appoint her judges, she will abolish the Second Amendment," Trump told an enthusiastic crowd. "Unlike Donald Trump, I will not pander to the gun lobby."( she said while pandering to the Trayvon Martin Foundation's Circle of Mothers.) Barrys selling em. President Obama on Monday announced the United States was lifting its decades-long embargo on weapons sales to Vietnam, an act most political watchers say will fuel an angry reaction from China. Traitor Hanoi Janeis still conflicted.Guns: good for Vietnam, you ...
  • Transvestite Day at My Local Wal Mart??

    05/22/2016 9:20:38 AM PDT · by CaptainPhilFan · 50 replies
    may 22 2016 | an amused, middle-aged woman
    Anyone out shopping yesterday notice more transvestites than usual? In my local WalMart I counted 5 definitely and maybe 7 and no I didn't go into the bathroom. In a good year I'll see maybe .75 total transvestites in this lily-white, upper-crust area Wal Mart in the Capital District of NY. No pictures as I'm awful with my phone/camera and being sneaky. I realize evidence is crucial to the believability of this event and I am sorry, and that's why I'm wondering anyone else saw this. It looked like an organized event, or maybe the bus of a traveling Drag...
  • Humor the Antidepressant: Revenge

    05/22/2016 9:15:39 AM PDT · by SandRat · 1 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    Lets be frank. Human beings are a vengeful lot. They are emotional and strike back in the heat of the moment. Few have learned that Revenge is a dish best served cold. Whether we admit it or not, each of us possesses both a light and dark side. But in most cases, one or the other is in control. Very few people find total balance and manage to maintain that balance. Consequently, our lives are a continuous roller coaster ride. Shall we start at the beginning and revisit the famous pastoral couple Adam and Eve? Since there is no...
  • Idiots & Friends: Yo quiero Taco Bell!

    05/22/2016 9:11:31 AM PDT · by SandRat · 16 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Christopher Zimmermann
    Comas. Ha ha. Theres a funny topic. In the news recently was the story of a man named Jake Booth, who is a 35-year-old Army veteran living in Florida. He had suffered a heart attack as a result of a bad case of pneumonia and was put into a medically-induced coma. He woke from the coma on April 3, after a full 48 days of lying unconscious in a hospital bed. As he slowly opened his eyes, he saw his closest friends and family members sitting anxiously by his side, waiting for him to speak his first words. You would...
  • A Future You Can Believe In - Visit It Today!

    05/22/2016 7:54:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-22-2016 | MOTUS
    I read a great article in the Wall Street Journal this week: Decoding Millennials For $20,000 an hour. Wow! Sounds like the Millennial dream job! Unfortunately Millennials need not apply; apparently in order to be a Millennial expert you have to not BE a Millennial.Butt first the problem: the generation born in the 1980s and 1990s (referred to as Millennials as they came of age around 2000) now make up the largest single generational group in the workforce and big companies are scrambling to figure out how to make them happy. Remember when recent hires used to do the...
  • Top Thirteen Reasons We Need Trumps Ability To Say Youre Fired

    05/21/2016 8:47:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-21-2016 | MOTUS
    Tyler ONeil gives us a list of the Top Thirteen Incompetent Failures in the Obama Administration. Im not sure how he narrowed it down, but here it is, presumably starting with the least of the incompetents and counting down to the most incompetent. Ben "The Aspiring Novelist Who Became Obama's Foreign-Policy Guru" Rhodes. Makes sense he would land a gig with "the Aspiring Singer, Basketball Player, Community Organizer Who Became President. Tommy Dude, that was like 2 years ago Vietor. The former press van driver who became National Security Council spokesman and special assistant to the president (and beer pong...
  • Can't Wait for SharkNado III? Go for Air Trantulas

    05/20/2016 1:34:30 PM PDT · by CharlesOConnell · 7 replies
    05/20/2016 | Charles O'Connell
  • SCOTUS Reality vs. #HillaryByProxy Moral Principle

    05/20/2016 11:17:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-20-2016 | MOTUS
    The question of the day: does Donald Trump seem as immoderate today as you once thought? Does banning Muslims from entering the country until we figure out whats going on seem immoderate when you consider the behavior of jihadis around the world? Does enforcing the immigration statutes on the books seem immoderate in light of what jihadis do in their spare time - murder, rape, acid dips, converting airliners to weapons of mass destruction?Or in light of the number of illegal aliens pouring across our borders daily with impunity?Here come the niosI guess you could stay aboard the #HillaryByProxy Express...
  • A Small Happiness

    05/19/2016 5:17:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-19-2016 | MOTUS
    Did you see the Wall Street Journal article yesterday about Starbucks new app? Raj was in it! They spelled his name wrong, of course: For Sathyarajkumar Krishnasamy, 49, an engineer, finally seeing his properly spelled name on a cup has been a breakthrough. In Starbucks stores, he had tried everything from providing his nickname, Raj, which sometimes came out as Rodge, to telling baristas to identify him simply as number 10. The accuracy of the app, says Mr. Krishnasamy, is a small happiness. One hot black grande for Rodge!Butt that was the whole point of the story: how Starbucks...
  • Brony Sanders, this is an actual thing people can buy

    05/18/2016 11:26:27 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 12 replies
    Silence is Consent ^ | 5-18-16 | The Looking Spoon
    Meet Brony Sanders... He wants you to know that Bernie Sanders is literally a horse's ass... And you can get this stuffed animal for the low low price of $150! Really. I'm not kidding. Some commie lover made a Bernie Sandres stuffed animal and is charging $150 for it. Oh the irony... Only liberalism, an ideology predicated on greed being bad and priding themselves on how much they give to others would produce something so ridiculous for an outlandishly high price in honor of a candidate who says the rich (which you would have to be to justify this purchase)...
  • What Color Is Your Parachute?

    05/18/2016 6:08:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-18-2016 | MOTUS
    OK, so Bernie won Oregon, big deal; theyve been committed to socialism for quite awhile. Butt Kentucky? It was apparently a yuge win for Hillary! Mind you, in the Age of Obama yuge doesnt mean what it used to. And seriously, if Bernie doesnt stop whining about all things Clinton he may find himself added to the list of 47 former friends and associates of the Clintons who suffered an untimely death. And that list doesnt even count the 4 dead in Benghazi.Butt seriously 47 friends and associates dead in the prime of life? As somebody once noted, how...
  • Dont Take the (trigger warning) Brown Acid.

    05/17/2016 7:07:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-17-2016 | MOTUS
    Heres an innovation thats already about 8 years too late to do most of us any good: Print Your Own 3-D Drugs.Just think how much more fun life would have been if, when Nancy Pelosi told us wed have to pass the bill to find out whats in it, we could have just looked away from the computer screen and hollered: Barkeep! Print me one of those double doobies! And one for my friend at the end of the bar too.I dont know exactly how the 3-D drug printing works butt Im guessing there will be a yuge demand for...
  • Baby rhinos crying when their milk runs out sound like American college students

    05/16/2016 11:50:27 PM PDT · by Trumpinator · 8 replies ^ | May 15, 2016 | Working With Rhinos
    Baby rhinos crying when their milk runs out sound like American college students. Maybe they saw some chalk? Click link to see.
  • Comparing outcomes and foreign policy for Trump vs Hillary in a more rigorous way

    05/16/2016 4:00:13 PM PDT · by Trumpinator · 2 replies ^ | 6:20 PM - 15 May 2016 | NassimNicholasTaleb
    Comparing outcomes and foreign policy for Trump vs Hillary in a more rigorous way— NassimNicholasTaleb (@nntaleb) May 15, 2016
  • Climate science explained

    05/16/2016 3:16:05 PM PDT · by Peter ODonnell · 21 replies
    exclusive to Free Republic | May 16, 2016 | Peter O'Donnell
    ** not to be republished without donation to FR and appropriate credit to author ** The author is in fact a climate scientist of a sort, although not of the modern variety or persuasion. I graduated in 1971 with a degree in geography specializing in climatology. That's what it took back then to enter the field of climate science. As it happens, I have taken a strong interest in meteorology and forecasting and have become a recognized forecaster over the many years since that education, but almost everything I learned about forecasting was among actual meteorologists at private weather companies....
  • Trump: Orange Is the New Black

    05/16/2016 9:11:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-16-2016 | MOTUS
    Barry went to Rutgers yesterday to deliver the commencement speech. I wonder which one of his failed novelists wrote this fantasy speech for him; whoever it was, they used the opportunity to hawk for Hillary by belittling Trump Class of 2016, let me be as clear as I can be: In politics and in life, ignorance is not a virtue. Unless of course youre Barack Hussein Obama. In which case ignorance is actually evidence of how smart you really are. He knows everything. And yet he seems to know nothinghes the captain of the Culture of Competency who has overseen...
  • Headless Zombie Fish tries to Bite

    05/16/2016 7:55:04 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 24 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 5/16/2016 | C Raleigh
    This bowfin is trying to fight back from becoming a meal, losing its head wont stop this determined fish. Watch a fish dinner try and turn the tables on some poor woman and bite the hand thats trying to make it into a fish fry. See the zombie fish in action here.
  • Hampshire College Students Demanded Obama Or Beyonce As Graduation Speakers (shortened)

    05/16/2016 7:04:11 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 18 replies ^ | 5-16-2016 | Turtleboy
    FULL TITLE: Hampshire College Students Demanded Obama Or Beyonce As Graduation Speakers, Freaked Out When They Got An Asian Doctor, And Demanded A Transgender Black Person Hampshire College had their graduation this weekend and it was the sh--show everyone dreamed Turtleboy’s favorite hippie college would be. Don’t know how we missed this story from a couple weeks ago, but I literally spit out my coffee and started laughing when I read this paragraph:Hampshire College President Jonathan Lash announced that the college has selected a new commencement speaker in response to students who were upset that the original choice — Dr....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-16 (Team Hillary Hilariously Cheating Sandernistas at State Conventions)

    05/15/2016 8:40:03 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Hillary Clinton campaign is in the process of screwing the Bernie Sanders supporters in a big way and it is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! The Sandernista DUmmies hardly even know what hit them. The big news now is how the Hillary campaign completely SCREWED the Sanders delegates out of their spots at the Nevada convention. You can read details about it HERE or at almost every other thread in DUmmieland right now. Why so surprised, DUmmies? You actually thought Team Hillary would play by something as ridiculous to them as RULES? Fortunately we have the experience of just how...
  • Your Centralized Whiteness Offends Me.

    05/15/2016 8:33:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday we discussed the new disorder plaguing white middle class Americans: Empathy Deficit Disorder (EDD). Today I thought I would pursue one of the root causes: Snowflake Syndrome (ϟϟ). The latest outbreak of ϟϟ - at Seattle University, Matteo Ricci College School of Humanities - has been documented by the Daily Caller and, as the saying goes, requires a special kind of stupid. A brief summary: students at the Matteo Ricci School of Humanities took over the Dean’s office and demanded that the Dean be fired and all of their demands (which are ample) be met. Chief among their demands is an order...
  • Dont Call; I Dont Care

    05/14/2016 7:16:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Heres an important study: Empathy loss: Tylenol makes you care less about other people's pain.Normally my first question would be who funded this study? however in this case I think its pretty obvious that it was the Motrin/Advil cabal. Its a classic case of an explanation in search of a problem -and theyve found one: Americans just arent as empathetic as they used to be. Of course once the problem was isolated research dollars could be allocated to researching the cause: why are so many Americans today incapable of identifying with the pain and shutruggles of their fellow Americans? I...
  • EPIC ! Candidate Donald Trump Just Trolled The Entire Mainstream U.S. Media

    05/14/2016 3:14:40 AM PDT · by sheikdetailfeather · 72 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | 5-14-2016 | sundance
    LOLOL. Talk about three-dimensional media chess, and owning the new cycle. This guy is an epic candidate. The person who leaked the 25-year-old audio tape to the Washington Post was. wait for it,. Donald Trump:
  • Lord Love a Duck

    05/13/2016 5:54:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Next year we might even get our own locker kids!Every year for 13 years now Vanessa the duck flies into a courtyard surrounded by walls and windows at an elementary school in Hartland Michigan to lay her eggs. Unfortunately when her ducklings hatch - since they cant fly yet - theres no way out. So Vanessa walks to the school door, quacks loudly till somebody opens it and then leads her brood on a march through the school halls and out another door that leads to a pond - and the good life that all ducks have a right to....
  • Free Day "Growl"

    05/12/2016 6:48:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-12-2016 | MOTUS
    The next two days are busy around here so Im leaving you to your own devices: dont make me regret it.If you need a little something to get started let me direct you to Gerards eclectic collection of facts, fads and fun at American Digest. Theres tons of new stuff every day. Take yesterday for example: theres the 1941 Billie Holliday recording of God Bless the Child along with the interesting back story on its inspiration.Then, from the endless archives of Gerards fertile mind, theres a reposting of PART II of GROWL - DEMOCRAT! by Gerard Allen Van der Ginsberg,...
  • Did Hillary's logo designer Subconsciously sees her as unhealthy?

    05/11/2016 11:17:55 PM PDT · by Trumpinator · 29 replies ^ | 7:05 AM - 11 May 2016 | Scott Adams ‎@ScottAdamsSays
    Hypnotists don't assume this sort of thing is a coincidence. Could be the logo designer sees her as unhealthy.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 11, 2016
  • Watch Clinton voters flip to Trump voters in sixty seconds. And yes, it is that easy

    05/11/2016 11:09:13 PM PDT · by Trumpinator · 6 replies ^ | 4:21 PM - 11 May 2016 | Scott Adams
    Watch an UNTRAINED persuader flip Clinton voters to Trump voters in sixty seconds. And yes, it is that easy.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 11, 2016
  • "As Barack says, a three letter word: Jobs!" Joe Biden

    05/11/2016 8:17:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-11-2016 | MOTUS
    When the government jobs and economy report was released last Friday, it wasnt quite as rosy as weve been led to believe: Economist Herbert Stein famously observed, "If something cannot continue, it will stop." Given other readings on the economy, the rapid growth in jobs that was reported by the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) for 4Q2015 and 1Q2016 could not continue. So, in April, it stopped. [ed. in other words, we lied about jobs growth,again.] Telling lies with statistics is so easy even a politician can do itFriday's BLS "Employment Situation" report was terrible. FTE* employment fell by 296,000,...
  • Breaking Bad: Its the Same Old Story

    05/10/2016 8:34:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Disappearing emails from Hillarys IT expert?Well, who would know better how to make emails disappear than an IT expert?Facebook censoring conservative newsfeed stories?Well, it is part of their corporate charter.Reappearing Hillary email - in the hands of the Russians? The report notes that shortly after Russia obtained Clintons emails, they released a limited amount to RT TV which were published in an article in March 2013, titled Hillary Clintons hacked Benghazi emails: FULL RELEASE. 2013? Apparently nobody in the American media was interested at the time so it took awhile (2 1/2 years) before anyone in the press bothered to...
  • Swimming With Sharks and Other Fun Monday Games

    05/09/2016 8:07:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Let the games begin! Lady M and Prince Harry kicked off the Invictus games - an International sporting event for wounded, injured and sick servicemen and women on ESPN last night in Orlando.Harry can relate to the injured warriors as he fought beside them in Afghanistan. And Lady M can relate because, um, shes black. In America.And now, because Mondays are tough enough, Im just going to shut up.And keep swimming. Cuz thats what sharks do.And then Im going for a relaxing massage:And then Im going to bake one of Lilis little chocolate cakes and eat the whole...
  • If You Dont Want a Bad Trip, Dont Get On the Bus

    05/08/2016 9:15:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-8-2016 | MOTUS
    “Dear Mother, I meant to write you before this and I hope you haven't been worried.... I have met some Beautiful People and...” ― Tom Wolfe, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test Many mothers across America got some version of this letter during the 1960’s-70’s as their sons and daughters were tuning in, turning on and dropping out. The drug of choice at the time, along with the perennial favorite, marijuana, was LSD. And while Timothy Leary’s name is most often cited as it’s leading proponent the de facto leader of the of mind-expanding, transcendental LSD cult was Ken Kesey,...
  • The Story of O: As Written By a Failed Novelist

    05/07/2016 8:34:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-7-2016 | MOTUS
    My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” ― Percy Bysshe Shelley, OzymandiasRemember this feel-good moment from 2009? On September 9, 2009, as President Obama addressed a joint session of Congress to outline his proposal for reforming health care he said: "There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false – the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here...
  • #HillaryByProxy

    05/06/2016 8:32:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-6-2016 | MOTUS
    We have a new arm of the Republican party, the #NeverTrump camp. Membership requires only that you are unhappy with the apparent presidential nominee and wish to send a message, although at this juncture its unclear exactly who youre sending it to.Membership thus far includes George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Gov. Bruce Rauner, and John McCain. Still on the fence: Speaker Ryan. He says hes not ready to endorse Trump yet.You know who I bet is ready to endorse Trump? Pauls primary opponent, Paul Nehlen:Hes running his own Dump campaign:The #NeverTrump camp expresses a wide range of...
  • Songs to Play in Honor of the 58 Felons Pardoned by Obama...

    05/05/2016 3:01:10 PM PDT · by Nachum · 22 replies
    Me, Myself, and Irene ^ | 5/5/16 | Nachum
    Well well well... Preezy Obamatron set free his favorite 58 drug dealers from prison today. Time to celebrate! After locking your door and valuables, loading your shotgun, time to fire up the record player.. ooops, CD player, ooops, your Ipod and turning the volume up on the speakers it is definitely time to play some tasty tunes. Tunes DRUGS and thems that sell 'em. So my fellow FReepers, here is a small list of some of the classic druggy songs that come to mind. It's is just exactly what that stoner of a presidente' needs after a hard day...
  • Can Captain America's Shield do Damage?

    05/05/2016 9:00:45 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 20 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 5/5/2016 | C Buckner
    Last week the full titanium model of Captain Americas shield stood up to the test against 8 rounds .45 ACP caliber. This week we get to find out if it can be successfully used as an offensive weapon to go for the kill. The titanium model that Jerry Miculek is using is a 12-pound shield that matches exactly that of Captain America. Take a look at the video as Miculek tries his hand at throwing the shield as a weapon at a ballistics dummy to see what the damage may look like. See the result here.
  • Chick-fil-A and The Great Chicken Controversy

    05/05/2016 8:19:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-5-2016 | MOTUS
    Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A. Does it really matter if you believe believe in gay marriage? The outpost of left wing totalitarianism raised its [trigger warning] ugly little head again in NYC. Mayor de Blasio joined Councilman Danny Dromm from Queens in calling for a boycott of Chick-fil-A restaurants in the city. As a rationale Domm issued the following statement: Chick-fil-A is anti-LGBT. This group imparts a strong anti-LGBT message by forcing their employees and volunteers to adhere to a policy that prohibits same-sex love, he said. It is outrageous that Chick-fil-A is quietly...
  • A Bad Goodbye

    05/04/2016 6:45:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-4-2016 | MOTUS
    As I presciently reflected last February, Trump was inevitable: Henry II: The day those stout hearts band together is the day that pigs get wings. Eleanor: There'll be pork in the treetops come morning. A Lion in Winter And well, thats that. Yes, Im disappointed. Cruz was my guy from the gate. Butt that ship has sailed. And honestly, like others before him,Ted also disappointed along the way. I believe Ive mentioned that all politicians will eventually break your heart. Theyre just people after all, burdened with all the human faults and foibles we all have - only more...
  • Ted Cruz won the Presidency

    05/03/2016 7:32:31 PM PDT · by Trump20162020 · 27 replies
    RedState ^ | April 20, 2016 | Michael Harrington
    The current real numbers are just fine, Trump was expected to win New York, optimistic news I had received not with standing. Yes Trump got 90 delegates. Yes he did well. Yes Kasich got 5 delegates, his first in how long? Yes yes and yes. And No I am not even bothered. Real Numbers: Cruz 696 Delegates to Trumps 815 Delegates Trump needs to get 422 delegates, out of that list. He loses Montana in full, the 54 in Pennsylvania are gone, Oregon is a wipe for him (he gets 3-6), Washington is already soured to him (maybe 4-6 there),...
  • (Vanity) What The Hell Just Happened This Election Cycle?

    05/03/2016 7:28:26 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 46 replies
    Free Republic, adapted from Zero Wing ^ | 05-03-2016 | grey_whiskers
    In A.D. 2015 Election was beginning. Captain: What happen? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the TRUMP. Operator: We get Twitter. Captain: What ! Operator: Fox News turn on. Captain: It's you !! DONALD: How are you gentlemen !! DONALD: All your base are belong to us. DONALD: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say !! DONALD: You have no chance to elect make your time. DONALD: It's YUGE. Ha ha ha ha ... Operator: Captain !! Captain: Take off every 'Cruz'!! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'Cruz'. Captain: (...)For great Conservatism.
  • Big Boom with 425 Pounds of Tannernite

    05/03/2016 11:33:39 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 39 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 5/3/2016 | R Chastain
    The guys from Demolition Ranch are at it again. After starting small with their Tannerite experiments, Demolition Ranch went big, with a 60-foot PVC pipe filled with Tannerite binary explosive. Problem: It stubbornly refused to explode all at once. Apparently, the pipe was too small. Fail. When they tackled it again, they went with 4? PVC and buried 50 feet of it. On one end, an elbow was added and the pipe turned up out of the ground and thats what they shot to detonate it. It didn't fail. See the video here.
  • Forget it boys, Ive got a vagina and you dont.

    05/03/2016 8:05:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-3-2016 | MOTUS
    For a minute there I thought this was breaking news - 100 year-old woman breaks record for 100 yard dash was about Hillary clinching the Democrat nomination. Butt It wasnt even about the Democrats 100 year old woman: It was about a real 100 year-old runner, Ida Keeling, in Philadelphia. The 122nd Penn Relays at Franklin Field in West Philadelphia brought together athletes from all corners of track and field, but the record-breaking performance by 100-year-old Ida Keeling was perhaps the biggest highlight.On Saturday, Keeling broke the world record for the 100-yard dash for her age group (80 years...
  • Predictions on Sen. Ted Cruz's Final Delegate Total Count --- 6 6 6

    05/02/2016 4:08:13 PM PDT · by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies · 51 replies
    May 2, 2016 | Selfie
    As it stands now Sen. Cruz has 550 hard delegates and 15 soft delegates. He will pick up 20 here, and 27 there, and maybe even 100+ delegates. It is highly foreseeable that Ted reaches 666 delegates. Sadly, many are fearful that Ted may be 'locked in' or cursed at 666- the "Mark of the Beast." This can not be Ted's fate for 2016. Republican delegates must be in agreement to raise him above 666. An uncommitted delegate must be persuaded to vote for Ted and carry him beyond 'the mark' to 667. R-A-F-A-E-L = 6 F-I-L-I-T-O =6 E-D-W-A-R-D =...
  • Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

    05/02/2016 8:42:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-2-2016 | MOTUS
    I really didnt want to, butt in the end, curiosity got the better of me so I read the White Fragility article linked by dchrist81 yesterday.When you see an event titled Whiteness History Month at a college you cant expect it to be a celebration of White history. And it wasnt; rather it is a month long event at Portland (where else?) Community College geared more to eliminating than honoring the White race. (And if you think thats racist, this events definitely designed for you.) In a talk entitled Imagine A World Without Whiteness, Harrison declared confidently conflict can only...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-16 (DUmmies Demand That Skinner Come Clean on Clinton Cash Corruption)

    05/01/2016 2:26:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Call it, Skinner. That is the demand of the Hillary supporters, including PAID trolls, to Skinner in DUmmieland. That want him to "call it" for Hillary as the nominee so all debate can end and the Sandernistas will fall into line behind Hillary. However, there is now a louder call in DUmmieland from the Sandernistas: Tell it, Skinner. Yes, Tell it, Skinner about how you SOLD OUT and betrayed your fellow DUmmies for Clinton Cash. You might recall that a year ago, the DUmmie FUnnies REVEALED that Skinner has been getting big bucks from his paymasters at the Clinton...
  • Keeping It Classy Around Here Since 2009

    05/01/2016 8:25:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-1-2016 | MOTUS
    On display at last nights White House Correspondents Dinner were all the skills that landed Barry in office in the first place: a keen ability to deliver lines written by others in a convincing manner. Which just so happens to be the #1 requirement on top 10 qualities of a great actor: Is Captivating: A great actor is so convincing in a role that he can hold an audience captive and make them feel as if there is nothing but the story at hand. In fact, after a brief reading, I think he can check off all 10 on...
  • Ironic Photo of "Keep Hate Out of America" Sign

    04/30/2016 4:22:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    Self | April 30, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Leftwinger in photo below doesn't realize how ironically STUPID he appears while flipping double bird in front of the "Keep Hate Out of America" sign. This pic says it all about the HYPOCRISY of the Left.
  • Mic Drop: Droppin the Boom!

    04/30/2016 8:25:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-30-2016 | MOTUS
    Prince Harry and Lady M have a long standing relationship, which stretches way back to 2013 when she still had bangs.Getting together for tea in 2013 ahead of Harrys Vegas escapadesAnd last year they got together in Washington again to discuss plans and promote the 2016 Invictus Games a multi-country, multi-sport event for injured or wounded military active service and veterans.Last year Lady M took Harry to a veterans wheelchair basketball game; there were the usual tense moments, cheering, and man-spreading:Prince Harry, I meanThe first Invictus Games were held in London in 2014. Prince Harry has been the...
  • The Winds Appear to Have Shifted In Ted Cruzs Favor

    04/29/2016 4:32:28 AM PDT · by detective · 132 replies
    The Resurgent ^ | April 29, 2016 | Erick Erickson
    There were several events yesterday that suggest to me the winds have shifted in Ted Cruzs favor since he named Carly Fiorina his running mate. First, John Boehner had a complete and utter meltdown about Ted Cruz yesterday. He referred to Cruz as both an S.O.B. and Lucifer. Then Peter King, the noxious congressman from New York, came out and declared Cruz worse than the devil. He was followed up by former senator Judd Gregg who declared he would rather Trump than Cruz, even though he is a Kasich guy. The fact that . In fact, more polling out of...
  • A Retrospective On Obamas Economic Prowess

    04/28/2016 8:57:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Make no mistake: Barry is a just a little economic genius. New York Times Magazine Sunday May 1, 2016Well of course he has a theory. Barrys got a theory about everything, every one of which has been or will be proven absolutely positively wrong. Butt we wont let that stop a good story its the Old Gray Lady and you know what their motto is: We were moving so fast early on that we couldnt take victory laps. We couldnt explain everything we were doing. I mean, one day were saving the banks; the next day were saving the...
  • Steven Crowder Delivers Most Epic Smackdown of Leftist Protestors Ever

    04/27/2016 9:32:06 PM PDT · by Gene Eric · 29 replies
    Louder with Crowder ^ | April 26, 2016 | Courtney Kirchoff
    Our own Steven Crowder headed to the University of Massachusetts (UMass) yesterday to co-panel an event called The Triggering with Christina Hoff Sommers and Milo Yiannopoulos. Steven had hopes of telling a few jokes. You know, those words that form sentences with punchlines at the end? Well as bad luck would have it, a leftist protester, or social justice warrior (SJW) was having none of that. Crowder put him through the figurative meat grinder. Yeah, the bad luck wasnt for Crowder so much of the formerly standing SJW whos now vacuumed sealed. Buy him at your local deli. Language warning