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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • How To Really Destroy Russia's Economy

    08/21/2014 11:49:52 AM PDT · by gaggs · 9 replies
    If Obama really wanted to destroy Russia's economy and strike the fear of God in Putin in the process this is what he would do.
  • Somebody’s Jumped the Shark.

    08/21/2014 5:57:19 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-21-2014 | MOTUS
    Uh oh! Somebody’s jumped the shark, I’m just not sure who.Was it the New York Times, leading with this headline, raw and uncut:h/t Faustaoutraged…on course.Naturally that version was quickly taken down and replaced with the new editor’s new version: “Yeah, yeah, I’ve got it…Appalled…and continuing Air Strikes.” “Ok, air strikes. I’ve got it: E=Co2. Cue the carbon credits.”So can we just stop all this GOP carping about Big Guy’s vacation? He’s working all the time. His schedule is the same whether on the Vineyards or back in Washington: golf, showboating (aka “photo ops”), golf, 5 hour gourmet dinners, concerts, parties -...
  • The right has Rush Limbaugh, the left has....

    08/20/2014 11:00:33 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 13 replies
    8-20-2014
    The right has Rush Limbaugh...The left has Lush Lehmberg...
  • The End of Pax Romana: Can I Get a Big Portabella with that?

    08/20/2014 5:49:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-20-2014 | MOTUS
    Before I continue, I would just like to point out an important and widely recognized (unless you are a “Truther”) historical note: It was Bin Laden and his band of merry Islamic Fascists who started the “War on Terror” not George W. Bush.The IFs have been fighting non-Muslims since the eleventh century and show no signs of abating of their own volition. The barbaric genocides, ethno-religious cleansings, wholesale massacres and gruesome video execution of journalists may not be sufficient to get Big Guy to go all-in, butt it does seem to be sufficient to end the Pax Romana. While Pope...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/20/2014 3:20:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Ronnie to the Rescue!!! More at Reaganite Republican...
  • And now, a message from our Queen.

    08/19/2014 5:10:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-19-2014 | MOTUS
    Have you seen the news about QE II? No, not the Fed’s Quantum Easing I, II, and III; I’m talking about Queen Elizabeth II…our new Queen.The latest version of her edict comes to us via Michael Yon: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English...
  • Hillary and Barack Hug Away Kerfuffle

    08/18/2014 7:04:40 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    This week former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stirred up a kerfuffle in an interview published in The Atlantic magazine by implying that the Obama Administration’s foreign policy was “a directionless mess.” President Obama angrily rebuffed Clinton’s remarks as “horse shit.” However, the soothing ambiance of a gathering at a posh Martha’s Vineyard resort has dampened down combative tempers on both sides. As a spokesman for Hillary explained, “it was a case of public perception vs. core reality. Given the President’s abysmal voter approval ratings it is imperative that any Democrat who hopes to win an upcoming distance herself from...
  • Trading Places

    08/18/2014 6:57:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-18-2014 | MOTUS
    Everyone has been speculating for weeks about the reason for Big Guy’s planned mid-vaction return trip to Washington. Speculation ran rampant: to declare amnesty via executive order? To make a recess appointment of Reverend Sharpton to a newly expanded Supreme Court? The Reverend “Protest We Much”To announce martial law across the land as police everywhere continue to act stupidly?The reality however, as usual, is far more mundane:He’s simply trading Wee Won One in for Wee Won Two. You know how teenagers are: one week with Mom and Dad is about as much as they can tolerate. Who can blame them.In order...
  • Dems Push for Federal Funding of Abortions

    08/17/2014 9:47:20 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Representatives Mike Honda (D-Calif), Barbara Lee (D-Calif), Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill), Louise Slaughter (D-NY), and Jackie Speier (D-Calif) are going on a 10,000 mile bus tour to drum up support for repealing the current ban on federation money being spent for abortions. "The issue is one of simple justice," Lee argued. "Why should the option of escaping an unwanted pregnancy be denied to women who can't afford to pay for it? Human rights shouldn't come with a price tag. Criminals who can't afford a lawyer get one at taxpayer expense. Why shouldn't innocent women be treated as well?" "We should fund...
  • Hey Man, You Can’t Just Throw Things on the Fire and Walk Away!

    08/17/2014 6:41:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-17-2014 | MOTUS
    I got an email from the DNC yesterday and I totally misread the subject line: I thought it said “BBQ Barack.” BBQ with Barack Honestly, MOTUS, Labor Day weekend is always a lot of fun, but I can’t think of a better way to close out the summer than at a barbecue with Barack. He’s even been known to man the grill on occasion. And while he and I may not always agree on the best way to build a burger, we both know how critical these next few weeks are going to be for Democrats across the country. Now...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/17/2014 3:41:22 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    (VoxEurop.eu) More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Hamas Extends "Gift of Martyrdom" to Tunnel Diggers

    08/16/2014 9:40:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Concerned that dozens of low-wage workers who built the maze of tunnels from the Gaza strip into Israel might reveal the locations to enemy forces, the Hamas leadership ordered their execution. Hamas spokesman Khaled Mashal justified this seemingly ungrateful reward as "a necessary precaution. There are those who would say that the measures we took to prevent these diggers' knowledge of the tunnels' locations ought to be sufficient. Yes, the workers were blindfolded before being led to and from where they were told to dig making it exceedingly improbable that any of them could lead an Israeli to a tunnel...
  • Ride on, Ride on, Ride on! Be careful though, this is unsafe at any speed.

    08/16/2014 6:38:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-16-2014 | MOTUS
    I’m assuming that, like me, you’re already kinda’ bored with the Wons bike ridin’. And have seen all you want of our DIC (Dweeb-In-Chief): Are those white anklets!?! What a dweeb! So I say we move on to an entirely different kind of Ride. Now I know, we just did this a week or so ago, butt seriously: can you ever have too many posts about classic cars? And while there are thousands of “classic car cruise nights” all across America, the biggest and the bestest takes place on the third Saturday of August in metropolitan Detroit, home of the...
  • Angry Clingers UNITE!

    08/16/2014 4:49:17 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Kerry Makes Case for Global Warming as Mankind's Greatest Threat

    08/15/2014 8:11:52 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 38 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    US Secretary of State John Kerry continues to baffle observers by insisting that "global warming is, by far, the greatest threat mankind faces in the 21st century." "The reason should be obvious from the term 'global' warming," Kerry said. "This means that it affects everyone. This has to put it ahead of dangers that afflict necessarily narrower categories of victims. The beheading of innocent children by ISIS in Iraq, for example, only affects thousands of people." "The threat to wipe Israel off the map and exterminate the Jews, at worst, would entail the deaths of only a few million," Kerry...
  • Improvise! Adapt! Overcome!

    08/15/2014 9:34:32 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Dancing Queens: Mama Mia!

    08/15/2014 8:31:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Today’s Traveling Music:Dancing Queen: ABBAWho would have predicted that in the 6th Year of Obama there would be race-fueled rioting and looting going on in America’s heartland while the American President danced and golfed on Martha’s Vineyard? You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen And speaking of Dancing Queens, I suppose you’ve heard that David Gregory is officially leaving Meet the Press in order to spend more time dancing with his family? You're a teaser, you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're...
  • TGIF Toonz

    08/15/2014 3:26:15 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • The "Get Out Of Jail Free" Gay Card: Don't Cross The Brain Barrier Without It!

    08/14/2014 9:02:32 PM PDT · by xuberalles
    Self | 8/14/14 | Me
    ***Drum Roll*** There’s a brand new entry into the Liberal Hall of Stupidity and it’s perhaps the most profound piece of logic ever uttered by liberal-kind! (Yes, I know there’s one every, damn day!) Apparently, if you’re gay, a student of Sappho, Barney Frank's gardner or fornicating with clones, you’re now immune to the jurisdiction and penalties of federal and state laws! Still breathing? Progressive activists, as well as some actual Congressional members, want to make it illegal to punish and/or deport gay illegal immigrants. So the same geniuses who claim “illegal” immigration isn’t illegal – it depends what the...
  • Evita's campaign bumper sticker!!

    08/14/2014 11:46:35 AM PDT · by SMARTY · 15 replies
    8-14-14 | Me
  • Alert: “The Bear is Loose” - Big Hugs To Follow

    08/14/2014 6:46:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-14-2014 | MOTUS
    You’re probably wondering how the Great Hug-Out over at Vern’s house went last night. While it started out a bit awkwardly: “I’ll never let you down again.”By all accounts Hillary apologized profusely to Big Guy, “I’m sorry I threatened to eat you, little dog. I completely forgot you were black for a minute there.”And now everything is the way it used to be:“You can stop chewing on my ear now.”And now Hilz and Beary are best friends forever again.And remember kids: Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you: Obama, we have been told, is frustrated, “restless,”...
  • Robin Williams’ Hardest Performance To Watch Now (World's Greatest Dad)

    08/13/2014 11:55:51 PM PDT · by Mount Athos · 17 replies
    Buzzfeed ^ | Alison Willmore
    He plays a father in World’s Greatest Dad, a 2009 indie written and directed by fellow comedian Bobcat Goldthwait that may be the Williams role that I love best of all. It’s also one that is, for many reasons, almost unbearably sad to revisit now, not the least because it deals with themes of suicide, but also because its emotional epiphany is so hard-fought and so uncompromised, directly dealing with how people mourn and how we sanctify the dead. Williams could go big (take Mrs. Doubtfire) and he could do weird (see his turn in Robert Altman’s live-action Popeye), but...
  • Capital One QuickSilver.Are You Receiving Pre-Approvals After Receiving The Card?

    08/13/2014 7:33:45 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 20 replies
    I can't be the only one who has been pre-approved for the Quick-Silver Card,then I get in in the mail,a week later I am Pre-Approved for another one.So I applied for the second one,I was approved!,then today,I got my approval for another Quick-Silver Card!,I guess Capital One has so many millions of customers that they just cannot maintain their records to the extent where they finally stop sending pre-approvals for the same cards we already received.
  • Amerika’s Son-Of-A-Beach: Sub-Par

    08/13/2014 5:25:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-13-2013 | MOTUS
    Boy, it’s not just Ferguson, Missouri; racism is breaking out all over the place. For example, have you seen what Dana Milbank wrote? President Obama must really be teed off.Hillary Rodham Clinton, his once-loyal secretary of state and his likeliest successor, has gone rogue, criticizing his foreign policy as too timid.Obama responded with not one but two rounds of golf. And even Jimmy Fallon is writing racist jokes now: “After spending yesterday at the beach, Obama said, “This has been fun, but I should really get back...to the golf course.” What is it with the obsession with Big Guy’s vacation?...
  • Jonathan Winters at EG 2007

    08/13/2014 5:20:46 AM PDT · by expat1000 · 6 replies
    You tube ^ | 2007 | Johnathan Winters.
    Bittersweet reminiscences at age 82 by one of my all-time favorite comedians. Some funny skits; some recounting of unpleasant memories of his family and early years before joining the marines at age 17, and his struggles with bipolar-ism. Obviously this is not for everyone. But if you enjoyed his comedy and every wondered what made him tick, I think you will find watching worthwhile (about 30 mins)
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/13/2014 3:58:00 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Braley’s “Chickens Out” Demand Mars Senate Bid

    08/12/2014 9:20:12 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Iowa’s Democratic nominee for the US Senate Bruce Braley’s hissy fit over a neighbor’s chickens may derail his electoral chances in this farm state. The trouble started when Braley espied a few of neighbor Pauline Hampton’s pet chickens strutting around the yard of his vacation home in the town of Brooklyn and filed a complaint with the home owners association. In an attempt to be neighborly, Hampton proffered a gift of a dozen freshly laid eggs, but Bruce Braley would have none of it. “I can’t be bought off so cheaply,” Braley angrily asserted. “I’m a candidate for the United...
  • Resource Acquisition [Spontaneous Marxism in the St. Louis riots]

    08/12/2014 6:31:45 AM PDT · by HammerT · 10 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 8/11/2014 | Krasnodar
    Is it not a pleasant sight ? Our young people of the urban Midwest are adopting the same methods that our beloved Administration uses in managing the country's material wealth! “What's mine is mine.... what's yours is mine.” And that folks, is pure, unfiltered socialism on display. Red Square:From our People's Glossary: Spontaneous Marxism Intent or act of liberating public property from morally wrong private possession. Considered illegal under capitalist law and stigmatized by such non-words as shoplifting, looting, thievery, piracy, larceny, robbery, and vandalism. Spontaneous Marxism does not require a proficient knowledge of the works of Karl Marx...
  • The Death of Mork and Mearth

    08/12/2014 5:33:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-12-2014 | MOTUS
     The world has lost the Father of MearthLike many of us, Mork, father of Mearth,  yearned for a return to a simpler time; for the Happy Days:In the end however, the current world proved too much for Mork from Ork. And although his job was that of a comic, he wasn’t really like that; he was actually more of a nerdy student when he was young. Was he the class clown? Au contraire: "No, no, I was PRESIDENT OF THE CLASS, " pronounces Williams, giving the honor the deep-ringing reverence it deserves. "I loved school, maybe too much really. I...
  • 911 Protocols Explained

    08/11/2014 10:11:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    When she heard someone breaking into her home, 80-year-old N.J. Logan grabbed a pistol and called 911. The Holmes Beach, Florida 911 operator repeatedly insisted that Logan “put down the gun.” This seemingly counter intuitive advice was labeled “standard protocol” by Holmes Beach Police Captain Abbie Safer. “Our first priority must be to insure the safety of our officers. Ideally, only the police would have guns. Failing that it is our presumption that anyone else with a gun is a perp deadly force will be deployed.” “If Ms. Logan is armed when the police arrive she could get shot,” Safer...
  • 'Success' as Measured by Ruinous Liberals...

    08/11/2014 5:58:11 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican | 11 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    = an ever-worsening disaster for all the rest of us Libs/MSM lie- but the numbers don't... Charts @ Reaganite Republican
  • “Cold hearted Orb that rules the night…butt we decide which is “right” and which is illusion.”

    08/11/2014 5:09:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Good Morning. Did everyone enjoy the SuperMoon last night? If not, Big Fur Hat at iOTW has recreated it for you here. Apologies in advance.And not to toot my own horn - well, okay, I am tootin’ – butt I first covered this cheeky move way back in 2012: “Visas, Volts, and Cheeky Ads.”And speaking of big butts,I see that Hillary is trying to haul hers out of deep crevice by distancing herself from Barry’s failed Peace Policies in the Middle East: Clinton attributed the rise of jihadists affiliated with Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS or ISIL)...
  • Open Letter to the Pres..ent Obama

    08/10/2014 6:43:45 PM PDT · by hondact200
    August 10 ,2014 | self
    Dear Pres..ent Obama, I am writing a letter in truly wondering where I can attain to have a federal position of employment whereby I can receive the similar perks that you do. Never ending endeavours in Golf Outings. Never ending vacations. Never ending campaigning for whatever suits the fancy of the liberal - progressive agenda. Yet receive a three figure salary and never do anything that signifies work. I am truly concerned that you Mr. President are not concerned about America, But only concerned about a hedonistic lifestyle. By the way get to work and achieve something of substance once...
  • Armed American Radio Live (8/10/14

    08/10/2014 3:29:15 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 8 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 8/10/14 | RandallFlagg
    Armed American Radio with Mark Walters (Live Thread) 5-15-14 The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen Live Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Video: What would a real Israel Boycott look like?

    08/10/2014 12:42:16 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 2 replies
    Video at link
  • Are Islamists becoming Nigerian spam artists?

    08/10/2014 9:15:13 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 3 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 10, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Here is a great opportunity to support a spam artist help spread the word of Allah. I had to rescue it from my apostate spam filter. What a great chance to win $12,000,000! Allah, Imam Obama and Orgasms for Obama Organizing for Action should be very proud. They all need help. AssalaamualaikumAttention:I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Late herina bana of blessed memory who worked with Kuwait embassy in Sudan for nine years before he died in the year 2008. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted...
  • Reid Says He Will Make No Apologies for Defending President’s Credibility

    08/10/2014 8:48:19 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    A big part of President Obama’s political message has been the travails he’s suffered because of a “do nothing” Congress. The fact that there are over 300 bills passed by the House that are currently being blocked by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) would seem to rebut the President’s contention. Of these House passed bills, 50% passed unanimously, 70% passed with a 2/3rds majority, and 55 were introduced by Democrat members of the House. “The House has been active trying to craft legislation to address an array of problems,” Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-Kan) pointed out. “The charge that we...
  • JournOlists Morph Into the "Gamechanger Salon"

    08/10/2014 7:08:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-10-2014 | MOTUS
    You’ve probably heard about the successor organization to Ezra Klein’s super-secret JournOlist. This one calls itself the “Gamechanger Salon.” A prominent CNN commentator, the top two political reporters for The Huffington Post, a Reuters reporter, the editor of The Nation magazine, a producer for Al Jazeera America television, a U.S. News & World Report columnist, and approximately two dozen Huffington Post contributors are among the more than 1,000 members of Gamechanger Salon.  Founded by leftwing activist Billy Wimsatt, the group is a secretive digital gathering of writers, opinion leaders, activists and political hands who share information, ideas and strategy via...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/10/2014 5:34:58 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Weiner to Open Wiener Restaurant

    08/09/2014 12:28:00 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 52 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Anthony Weiner, the former Democratic Congressman who gained wide notoriety by tweeting photos of his genitalia is ready to open a new chapter in his life. Spotting what he characterized as “an unfilled niche in the marketplace,” the ex-pol is set to embark upon a restaurant venture in the Queens borough of New York City. “The wiener, or hot dog, is an under appreciated delicacy,” Weiner maintains. “Too often it is relegated to street corner carts where it is hastily prepared, topped with pedestrian condiments, and carelessly scarfed down by the palate-challenged troglodytes who walk our streets.” “At Chez Weiner...
  • I had no idea an Island could tip over....huh! (old news)

    08/09/2014 11:50:11 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 5 replies
    Facebook ^ | 3/2/12 | Claudia Christian
    Video at link. Old news, but a reminder of just how many politicians are unfit to serve office. Another reason why regular mandatory drug tests are in order for elected officials.
  • Satire: Kerry heads to Iraq to start the peace process

    08/09/2014 11:41:57 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 5 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 9. 2014 | Dan Miller
    Basking in the glow of his anticipated success in arranging peace among Israel, the Palestinian Authority, Hamas and others, Secretary Kerry now plans to work his magic in Iraq.According to this racist rant by former Ambassador Bolton, the Obama Nation has no strategy: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxI1b8S1ZQ] Video linkThere is a clear strategy: send Secretary Kerry to bring peace and prosperity to Iraq. That is the only strategy that can bring a lasting peace. Here's part of another racist rant from Half Baked Breitbart: [W]ith Obama’s latest decision to launch airstrikes against the Islamic State in the Levant (ISIL or ISIS), the Obama Doctrine has now come into...
  • Obama Eyes Emancipation Proclamation as Model for Amnesty Executive Order

    08/09/2014 8:39:18 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 16 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Insiders say that President Obama will use President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation as the model for his anticipated Executive Order granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. In 1862 Lincoln declared that all slaves in territory held by the Rebels were "forever free." He justified it as a wartime necessity. Those close to Obama say he views the parallels as "striking." "As he sees it," says an off-the-record source, "the vast majority of the illegal immigrants reside in states that are hostile to the Administration?at war with his efforts to transform the nation. Thus, as Commander-in-Chief he believes it is his...
  • From Our COLD, DEAD HANDS!

    08/09/2014 6:10:31 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 09 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    A quick jaunt around the best of the right-wingtip of the blog-o-sphere  this week (while the world collapses around us) at Reaganite Republican...
  • #ISIS Hashtag Triggers #ObamaForeignPolicyInThreeWords Contest

    08/09/2014 5:46:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-9-2014 | MOTUS
    Uh oh. Looks like ISIS is taunting Big Guy: “I say to America, that the Islamic Caliphate has been established, and we will not stop,” Abu Mosa told Vice. “Don’t be cowards and attack us with drones. Instead send your soldiers, the ones we humiliated in Iraq.”“We will humiliate them everywhere, God willing, and we will raise the flag of Allah in the White House,” he continued. That’s not smart, I guess they don’t know how truly thin-skinned he is. And how much he hates it when his vacation is interrupted.So watch out ISIS, Big Guy is keeping his eye...
  • Judge Denies Plaintiff Access to IRS Emails

    08/08/2014 4:10:43 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    The quest of those victimized by the IRS’s discriminatory treatment of conservative groups hit a brick wall when U.S. District Court Judge Reggie Walton ruled that the plaintiffs failed to prove that denial of access to the emails would result in “irreparable” harm. “True the Vote,” a conservative organization dedicated to combating vote fraud, had requested that a forensic expert of the court’s choosing attempt to recover the “lost” emails of IRS official Lois Lerner. Lerner has refused to testify to Congress on the grounds that such testimony would be “self incriminating.” Nonetheless, Judge Walton characterized the plaintiff’s suspicions as...
  • If CNN says Hong Kong’s in Brazil, it must be so!

    08/08/2014 1:52:38 PM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 22 replies
    Media Equalizer ^ | 8-8-2014 | Brian Maloney
    Hey kids, don’t get your geography lessons from CNN! That is, unless you think it’s possible to convince your teacher that Hong Kong has been relocated to Brazil. Hey, with the state of our public skools these days, it might be possible. What was this about hornets? We were distracted. On the other hand, maybe Lost was real and the island can be moved! Thanks to Zero Hedge for the catch.
  • Short Books!

    08/08/2014 11:39:10 AM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 29 replies
    Short Books!! These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books. ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY...
  • TGIF Toonz

    08/08/2014 7:42:39 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 08 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Your Ethics Chip is Now Ready for Installation

    08/08/2014 6:01:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-8-2104 | MOTUS
    Just a few things to wrap up before packing for the Vineyards: President Barack Obama stepped in front of the cameras on Thursday to utter words he hoped he would never say as commander in chief."I've therefore authorized targeted airstrikes if necessary to help forces in Iraq," Mr. Obama said in a statement from the White House. "Today America is coming to help." That would be as opposed to the last time we came, under George W. Bush, to kill people and break things and…Halliburton!And don’t think for a minute that this decision was an easy one for Val Jar....