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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Com’on! It’s summer. Stop hatin’ all the time!

    07/31/2014 6:41:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-31-2014 | MOTUS
    In the interest of simplifyin’  stuff, we’ve reformulated the job responsibilities of the President of the United States to just “helpin’ people.” And sure enough, the hateful Republicans object to that too: “They have announced that they are going to sue me for taking executive actions to help people. They’re mad because I’m doing my job. Stop being mad all the time. Stop just hatin’ all the time. Let’s get some work done.” Apparently we haven’t been able to goad the do-nothing GOP into impeachment procedures yet, butt at least they sued Big Guy. No problemo - we can work...
  • Three Weird Tricks...that Really, Really Work!

    07/30/2014 6:12:43 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-30-2014 | MOTUS
    "Today is a reminder that the United States means what it says," Obama said during a press conference from the South Lawn of the White House. Right before Obama spoke, the Treasury Department unveiled the new sanctions. They target Russia's energy, arms, and finance sectors. – Business Insider Interesting: Barry has targeted the same 3 sectors in America. Since he’s crippled our economy, maybe he thought this would reestablish equilibrium in the world. And if you disagree, you’re probably a racist.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/30/2014 3:56:25 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 30 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Little girl is devastated that her baby brother must grow up.

    07/30/2014 3:50:51 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 7 replies
    wimp.com ^ | 7-30-2014 | Alex Miller
    Alex Miller's five-year-old daughter Sadie hears the devastating news that her baby brother won't stay a baby forever, and she's not taking it well. Sadie's reason for keeping her brother a baby is adorable, and you just know she'll be a great big sister.
  • What If Google Was A Guy (In 3 videos)

    07/29/2014 11:28:14 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 1 replies
    YouTube.com | 7-29-2014 | CollegeHumor
    (language warning) If Google was a Guy Everything you ask Google sounds a lot more stupid when you actually ask Google. If Google was a Guy (Part 2) You asked for it, you got it! Google is back to answer more of your sort-of questions. What If Google was a Guy (Part 3) Google is back again for round 3! Scouring the deepest holes of the internet to answer your searches... mostly about porn.
  • The Bizarre Truth About Purebred Dogs (and Why Mutts Are Better)(video only)

    07/29/2014 10:55:07 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 19 replies
    YouTube.com ^ | 7-29-2014 | CollegeHumor
    (language warning)Adam breaks down the awful truth about purebred dogs in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything. For more information, watch the BBC documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, or check out the following sources: * Wikipedia: Purebred (Dogs) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purebred_(dog)* 100 Years of Breed “Improvement” - http://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/* Wikipedia: Kennel Club - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennel_club* Wikipedia: Pedigree Dogs Exposed - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree_Dogs_Exposed
  • Taliban plants IED and steps on it by accident! (2012 - video only)

    07/29/2014 6:11:37 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 14 replies
    YouTube.com ^ | 10-27-2012 | killjoysmakesome
    (Language warning) A Taliban fighter caught by U.S troops planting an IED in Afghanistan. Shortly after planting it, he accidentally steps on it.
  • Got impeachment? Red Squirrel Alert

    07/29/2014 4:36:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-29-2014 | MOTUS
    I suppose you’ve heard the impeachment rumors: In an almost farcical twist on the recent political debate, the Obama White House has joined the Democratic fundraising apparatus in what appears to be a campaign to encourage Republicans to impeach the president. Don’t worry, they’re just that, rumors. I cannot confirm that they were started and perpetrated right here, at home, butt the record speaks for itself.So I’m just warning everyone: don’t get caught not doing your fair share: “According to our records, you haven’t chipped in to fight back,” the email continued. “Can we count on you at this critical...
  • Currently Trending on Twitter: #HamasTVshows

    07/28/2014 8:24:49 PM PDT · by Nachum · 30 replies
    Twitter ^ | 7/28/14 | Nachum
    The latest hashtag craze to hit Twitter is "#hamastvshows". Some very creative writing is finding its way onto Twitter and here is some of what is posted: #HamasTVShows Gaza Makeover Behead of the Class Almost Civilized The Goat & Mrs Muhammed Saturday Night Dead The Allahu Akbar Factor Freaks and Sheikhs Meet the Jew Press How I Bought Your Mother My Three Wives Funniest Home Suicide Bomber Videos Real HouseGoats of Gaza Sharia Law and Disorder Hate Is Enough Third Rocket From The Sunni Married and hiding behind Children The Love Goat Booby trapped homes of the stars The shady...
  • So Everything Oprah Winfrey Touches And Supports Turns To Gold.Like A World In Crisis?

    07/28/2014 5:07:02 PM PDT · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 7 replies
    Especially this year!Didn't Oprah throw all of her support to Barry in 2008?Well where is she now?Oprah sure has been quiet over the last two or three years as our nation has been gradually sinking six feet under.So everything Oprah touches turns to gold,ha?Nice going Oprah,and women thought you were the smartest lady on television?And even to this day we have yet to hear Oprah apologize for telling the world that Barry will be the next Jesus,a new Messiah,the next Bozo The Clown,etc.So how are her ratings lately on Cable TV?
  • Hamas Defends Investment in Tunnels

    07/27/2014 12:09:12 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Recent criticism from Israel that the $1.25 billion Hamas has spent constructing tunnels from Gaza into Israel has cheated Palestinians out of investments in schools or hospitals was rejected by Hamas's political leader, Khaled Meshal. "The notion that schools or medical care should be a higher priority is a Jewish conceit," Meshal asserted. "It presumes that Western values should supersede Islamic values. We do not contest that schools or health are important matters, but they pale in contrast to the overwhelmingly more important goal of exterminating the Jewish presence in Palestine." "The tunnels," Meshal argued "are a major weapon in...
  • President Says We’re Better off “on Practically Every Economic Measure”

    07/28/2014 6:24:35 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 24 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 July 2014 | John Semmens
    In an interview on CNBC this past week President Barack Obama boasted that his programs “have made America better off on practically every economic measure.” He contended that “the seemingly negative outcomes cited by my critics stem from false consciousness.” “From a broad perspective let’s consider the declining participation in the workforce that many in the GOP harp on,” Obama suggested. “Work, as any economist will tell you, is a disutility. People don’t work because they want to. They work because they have to. The fact that a growing number of Americans can live their lives without having to work...
  • Rare Historical Photos

    07/28/2014 3:36:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 28 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    The first human x-ray taken by Wilhelm Roentgen in 1896: his wife's hand More at Reaganite Republican...
  • The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, Barry plays through.

    07/27/2014 6:01:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-27-2014 | MOTUS
    In case you thought it was just your imagination, it’s not:In the Age of Obama, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer; no matter how hard Big Guy works for the American people:Meanwhile, the U.S. embassy in Libya was abandoned on Saturday due, I guess, to all that “tranquility” that we’ve generated in the Middle East; it must be irritating the local Islamic terrorists. Reports are that our embassy staff was evacuated to Tunisia via motorcade as the U.S. Department of State 747 was unavailable for takeoff because the Tripoli airport was, uh, closed due to...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/27/2014 4:25:49 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 27 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Satire: President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu

    07/26/2014 1:14:59 PM PDT · by DanMiller
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 26, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Kerry went to Martha's Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama's excommunication edict won't work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama's issuance of a fatwa wouldn't work either. We need to help Islam in its glorious quest for peace. The way is out there somewhere andaboard my yacht I'll find it for sure!On July 25th, the infamous Israeli Security Cabinet rejected the Secretary's new  Humanitarian Missiles, Tunnels and Resupply for Peace plan. Later in the day, Israel and Hamas agreed to an humanitarian cease fire lasting only twelve hours. It has...
  • White House Claims President’s Appointees “Absolutely Immune”

    07/22/2014 10:47:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 19 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Despite audio evidence of prohibited political activity by Obama Administration officials, White House Counsel Neil Eggleston rejected House Oversight and Government Reform Committee requests for testimony from David Simas, director of the White House Office of Political Strategy and Outreach. “Mr Simas and, in fact, everyone working for the President is absolutely immune from any demands Congress or the Judicial branch might seek to impose,” Eggleston contended. “To hold otherwise would undermine the President’s authority to rule this country.” “It would also be unfair to those attempting to carry out the President’s wishes if they were to be held answerable...
  • Court Ruling on Obamacare Exchanges Assailed

    07/25/2014 5:43:06 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 July 2014 | John Semmens
    This past week’s D.C. Court of Appeals panel ruling that customers in the 36 states that didn’t establish their own exchange and use HealthCare.gov instead cannot be given premium tax credits was assailed by the program’s backers as “flagrant judicial activism.” Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest promised that “this insupportable ruling will be ignored. For the Court to insist upon a literal reading of the statute at this late date would unduly hamper the President’s scope of action. He cannot and will not abide having his hands tied by this judicial interference.” At issue is explicit statutory language in the...
  • “Despicable” Anti-Clinton Books Should Be Banned

    07/26/2014 9:23:05 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Outraged by the surging popularity of anti-Clinton books overtaking sales of Hillary Clinton’s State Department memoir, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill offered his opinion that “in a just world such despicable nonsense would neither be allowed nor enabled.” The “despicable nonsense” books Merrill is saying ought to be censored include The First Family Detail by Ronald Kessler, Clinton, Inc. by Daniel Halper and Blood Feud by Ed Klein. “It is a travesty that books like these are outselling a historically important work by a major player in contemporary American history,” Merrill complained. “Their authors are comparative nobodies trying to get rich...
  • Except, You Know, I Can’t Sing and You Can’t Dance

    07/26/2014 7:42:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-26-2014 | MOTUS
    Mark Levin takes note of the only time since BO’s Occupation that borders seem to matter:Specifically: when companies want to relocate their headquarters to countries that are slightly less socialistic then the USSA.Meanwhile, as our borders are being stampeded in both directions -  “refugees” coming and corporations, who “are not people” so I don’t know why it matters, going, we carry on as best we can. Here are MO and the girls taking a break from the pressures of being the First Family by enjoying the beauty and grace of JayZ and Beyonce at their concert in Chicago. Daddy couldn’t...
  • Right-Wing Extremists!

    07/26/2014 5:43:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of new-media reporting/opinion from the right side of the spectrum this week,  links at Reaganite Republican...
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/25/2014 3:39:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Marine Veterans Launch Kickstarter Project to Retake Fallujah

    07/23/2014 10:27:09 AM PDT · by Noamie · 18 replies
    DuffelBlog.com ^ | Jan. 7, 2014 | G-Had
    CAMP PENDLETON, CA – A pair of former Marines have launched a Kickstarter project to raise enough money for them to travel back to Iraq and retake the city of Fallujah in time for the ten-year anniversary of the battle. “Hi, I’m Austin Jenkins and this is Joe Wood. We’re Marines, and this is our Kickstarter fund to send us back to Iraq to go f$%@ some s@$% up,” begins the now-famous video pitch featuring the two Iraq War veterans. They are seeking $1300 to fly them one-way from the U.S. to Jordan, where they intend to cross the Iraqi...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/23/2014 6:43:44 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • News Site Claims Georgia Residents Can Buy and Carry “Pulse Rifles” Under New Law

    07/23/2014 5:46:43 AM PDT · by HammerT · 22 replies
    Guns Save Lives ^ | July 21 2014 | Dan Cannon
    Trust me, I triple checked that I wasn’t reading The Onion when I saw this article come across my Facebook timeline. First off, besides the content of the article (which we’ll get to), I can almost write an entire article on the image that was included with the post. The image is of a bunch of toy model guns, including a “Pulse Rifle”, you know a completely science fiction based firearm that doesn’t exist, even a little bit. The image is accompanied by a caption that reads “These guns can be purchased anywhere in Georgia and carried into a church,...
  • Everything I know, I learned on television

    07/23/2014 4:31:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-23-2014 | MOTUS
    …except for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, NSA abuses, EPA abuses, IRS abuses,VA abuses, Bergdahl-Taliban exchange, and the invasion of our former southern border. I guess phony scandals are not included in the “things I usually know about” category.So I wonder: does he, or does he not, know about the DOJ’s suppression of the Shirley Sherrod emails? Apparently the public doesn’t have ‘any need for access to those documents,’ which seems a low standard  for any administration, even this Won, the most transparent ever.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • The Red Flag of Yellow Journalism: Cows Need Food Stamps

    07/22/2014 6:19:39 PM PDT · by xuberalles · 6 replies
    Self | 7/22/14 | Me
    Define the lunacy of the liberal Reich? Politico, the flaming slingshot of Democrats across this nation, claimed in a double fit of Espresso rage that Rick Perry was sending troops to the border to kill children? That's right, not to stop thousands of undocumented illegals streaming into a sovereign state, dare I say country, without immunizations or permission, but to kill their innocent children in hopes no one would notice? After all, that's what modern day Republican Governors do in the information age…kill children to increase the value of Snapchat. Hmm, I'm confused, are we living beneath the propaganda banner...
  • Jerry Brown for President? LOLOL!!!

    07/22/2014 10:55:34 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 29 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Advice to a Young Liberal Journalist (vanity)

    07/22/2014 10:45:38 AM PDT · by A_perfect_lady · 6 replies
    My seething mind | 22Jul14 | Moi
    So you want to write about poverty, joblessness, homelessness, and general misery in America. Let me give you some advice, and I'll cut right to the chase and be as blunt as possible. First, consider your audience. It’s white people. If you are trying to tell a sob story that ends in “we need more social services” most minorities are already on your side and the ones that aren’t have their own sources of information. You’re talking to mainstream white America, so you need to tailor your story to them. Start with a young white couple who has fallen on...
  • Arizona Anti-Abortion Law Racist Says ACLU, NAACP

    07/21/2014 6:31:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    The ACLU has filed suit alleging that an Arizona law that bars sex-selective and race-based abortions is racist. The suit was filed on behalf of the NAACP and the National Asian-Pacific American Women’s Forum. Alexa Kolbi-Molinas of the ACLU insisted that “this law has a racially disparate effect as its intent. African-Americans are nearly four times as likely to opt for abortion as the end point of a pregnancy compared to whites. Consequently, the Arizona law has a chilling impact on what should be a freely taken choice.” “The barrier to sex-selective abortions introduces a culturally insensitive affront to persons...
  • Roberts Says Wolf “too Inexperienced for Debate”

    07/21/2014 9:00:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kan) continued his refusal to debate challenger Dr. Milton Wolf prior to the upcoming August 5 primary election date on the grounds that “Wolf is not qualified to hold such a high office.” “I’ve been in this political racket for nearly 50 years,” the 78 year-old Roberts pointed out. “I didn’t just leap into the national arena as my first venture into joining the governing elite. I served on the staff of Senator Frank Carlson and Representative Keith Sebelius for over 12 years before I ran for Congress in 1980. Then I put in 16 years in...
  • Bill to Curb “Operation Choke Point” Introduced

    07/22/2014 9:11:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-Mo) is sponsoring H.R. 4986, the End Operation Choke Point Act of 2014. The bill aims to stem Department of Justice abuse of legitimate businesses. Under Operation Choke Point the DOJ working in concert with the FTC, FDIC, OCC, CFPB, and FBI has been intimidating banks in order to deny these financial resources to targeted commercial operations. While DOJ claims it is merely combating criminal activity, legal, but pariah businesses like firearms vending, marijuana dispensaries and check cashing firms have frequently been shut off from the banking system. The Administration opposes the bill. “Even though some businesses...
  • “Go ahead, punk, make my day.”

    07/22/2014 4:28:43 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-22-2014 | MOTUS
    I’ve heard from tons of people regarding yesterday’s  “What’s Your Superpower” post. Some who previously hadn’t realized they possessed superpowers, like HHS. Until they read my blog, HHS had contended they had “no legal authority to exclude the U.S. territories from ObamaCare.” Then (ahem) upon “reflection” HHS: discovered new (super) powers after "a careful review of this situation and the relevant statutory language," that enabled them to 'selectively exempt' American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, Northern Mariana Islands, and Virgin Islands from Obamacare. Most impressive, as up till now only Barry and DOJ were allowed to circumvent the law of the...
  • What’s Your Superpower? Besides Your Awesomeness.

    07/21/2014 6:57:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-21-2014 | MOTUS
    Don’t blame me, Blonde Gator started this last week with her pig poster:But that got me wondering: Do we all have super powers? Clearly BO does; sometimes he deploys them with nothing more than his phone. Other times, it’s just his pen. It’s awesome. Still, I remember not so long ago when he lamented being burdened with his super power: "It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled...
  • Signs of Pending Societal Collapse

    07/21/2014 6:34:11 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Intellectual Froglegs

    07/20/2014 9:23:20 PM PDT · by Mmogamer · 3 replies
    Intelluctual Froglegs ^ | 07.13.14 | JoeDanMedia
    This guy's hilarious..
  • A look inside “progressive comedy” at Netroots Nation 2014

    07/20/2014 7:08:57 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 14 replies
    Hot Air ^ | July 20, 2014 | Jazz Shaw
    This year’s edition of Netroots Nation (the supposed liberal answer to CPAC) kicked off this week, in case you hadn’t heard. (And judging by the massive lack of media coverage, you might not have.) To be honest, I have not idea what was going on at the various panels and speeches, aside from the apparently well received socialist stemwinder from Elizabeth Warren. But there was, it seems, one get together which was a real hoot, whether intentionally or not. It was a seminar called (wait for it) … Only the Jester Speaks the Truth and it was all about the...
  • Cost to House Influx of Illegals Stuns Senators

    07/20/2014 1:00:04 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 36 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    In testimony before the Senate Budget Committee, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson shocked senators of both parties when he disclosed that it costs between $250 and $1,000 per day per person to house the illegal immigrants that have been surging across our border with Mexico. "There was an audible gasp, a bipartisan gasp," Senator Marco Rubio (R., Fla.) recounted. "I could take a luxurious Caribbean cruise every day of the year for a lower total cost. I cannot fathom why the spartan accommodations we are providing for these people should cost so much." Senate Budget Committee chairwoman Patty...
  • Progressive’s Law of “Millionaire Denialism” as explained by Kemosabe.

    07/20/2014 6:44:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2014 | MOTUS
    "Those with power fight to make sure every rule tilts in their favor. That's what democracy is up against." —Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren headlines the 2014 NetRoots Conference in Detroit:Right on! Right on! Right on! The most progressive wing (NetRoots) of the most progressive party convened last week in Detroit (where else?) to demand human rights for the victims of the city’s racist and inhumane water shutoffs and to unofficially acknowledge that Elizabeth Warren is Barry’s heir apparent.Lizzie took the opportunity to outline the 11 tenets of progressivism, because 11 is a nice round number: "We believe that Wall...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/20/2014 3:17:21 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Kopechne- The Movie

    07/19/2014 9:13:31 AM PDT · by A'elian' nation · 35 replies
    Twitchy ^ | July 19, 2114 | Brian Cates
    Lest we forget, it was 55 years ago ( July 18, 1969 ) that Ted Kennedy crawled and slimed his way to land and Armstrong landed on the moon ( July 20th). Progressives should not be allowed to forget the anniversary of the death of Mary Jo Kopechne and the real war on women. A blogger named Brian Cates on Twitchy has given a riveting accounting of the hour by hour actions of the infamous and duplicitous Ted Kennedy. At the end of the blog a poster calling himself the DivingPetrel imagined how an Oliver Stone Hollywood would re-enact the...
  • OMG, Devo Were Right!!!

    07/19/2014 6:21:44 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    'God made man... but the monkey applied the glue' -Baloo- Rare genetic mutation prevents Turkish family of 19 from being able to walk upright-- it's DE-evolution, just like Akron's finest tried to warn you about!!! Pics/more from the New Media's stand-up-guys at Reaganite Republican...
  • Move Over Jimmy, America’s Worst President Now Available in Black

    07/19/2014 5:14:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-19-2014 | MOTUS
    If not for Thursday’s .38 second special speech on the downed Malaysian airline, BO’s address yesterday might have gone down as the worst international incident speech by an American President ever. For any number of reasons, here are just a few: “By far the country that lost the most people onboard the place was the Netherlands.” – thanks BO, butt there isn’t a prize. “Now, here is what we know so far. Evidence indicates that the plane was shot down by a surface-to-air missile that was launched from an area that is controlled by Russian-backed separatists inside of Ukraine.”...
  • Songs that King Obama needs

    07/18/2014 3:54:47 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 8 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 18, 2014 | Dan Miller
    RINOs should also consider them.This is about His problems, none of which are His fault (He claims): [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm68ga5yR4w] Video linkThis explains what He needs: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtjoRpmOjc] Video linkThis is a gentle reminder about whose country America is: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqoR3yWu2k] Video link 
  • Two Presidents Address The Downing of a Civilian Airliner: Compare and Contrast

    07/18/2014 6:26:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-18-2014 | MOTUS
    This is how a 20th century U.S. President addressed the downing of a civilian airliner: This is how a more enlightened 21st century U.S. President addressed the downing of a civilian airliner:“It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy.”Translation:“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”BO’s well crafted 38 second response was completely pragmatic: after all, the plane had already crashed and burned. So what difference, at this point, does it make?America evolving: Open all night . And by open, I mean “OPEN.”Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/18/2014 3:25:43 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes [criticizes people's improper use of grammar and bad spelling]

    07/16/2014 9:45:48 AM PDT · by grundle · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | "Weird Al" Yankovic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
  • ‘You’re a Dumbass, Aren’t You?’ MSNBC Gets Awkwardly Pranked On-Air

    07/17/2014 5:35:10 PM PDT · by markomalley · 24 replies
    Mediaite ^ | 7/17/2014 | Josh Feldman
    MSNBC’s The Cycle brought up Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd to talk with them exclusively about being an eyewitness to the crisis today involving the downed Malaysian Airlines plane reportedly shot down by a ground-to-air missile. There’s just one problem: it wasn’t Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd, it was someone pulling yet another classic cable news Howard Stern prank.Krystal Ball asked what he saw. “Boyd” said, “Well, I was looking out the window and I saw a projectile flying through the sky, and it would appear that the plane was shot down by a blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass.”RELATED: Prankster...
  • Eric Holder Investigates Excrementous Crimes Against the Monarch

    07/17/2014 5:48:00 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 18 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 07/17/14 | William Kevin Soos
    Just when you thought it was safe to tow an outhouse float in a small town Nebraska parade which poked fun of President Obama by labeling it the PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY [sic] you find yourself the object of a federal investigation by Attorney General Eric Holder who, like his boss, has no apparent sense of humor.
  • “Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again”

    07/17/2014 5:14:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-17-2014 | MOTUS
    “Everyone jump upon the peace train” (h/t: Yusuf Islam)Everybody is speculating about why every “child” in Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras is sneaking across our former southern border. Ann Coulter believes she knows: The precise reason our borders are besieged is that the 11 million to 20 million "undocumented migrants" currently living here seem just a few more bad Marco Rubio speeches away from being legalized. And the reason they entered the country undocumentedly is that Reagan granted amnesty to 3 million illegal aliens in 1986. I’ve been noodling on this for a while and still can’t zero in on...