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  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/24/2015 3:30:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Gavin McInnes Goes Off On Feminists || Louder With Crowder

    05/23/2015 5:55:59 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 6 replies
    Louder With Crowder ^ | 5-23-15 | Steven Crowder
    Gavin McInness makes no apologies for going off on neo-feminists.
  • Bush Defends Warrantless Government Surveillance [semi-satire]

    05/23/2015 1:09:18 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    While one GOP presidential candidate filibustered legislation extending the National Security Agency’s (NSA) authority to spy on Americans, another alleges that “there’s not a shred of evidence that this surveillance has violated anyone’s civil liberties.” GOP presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ken) spoke for 10 hours on the floor of the Senate contending that NSA’s warrantless violations of privacy are unconstitutional. “The Fourth Amendment was intended to protect us from unreasonable searches,” Rand argued. “It calls for government to obtain a warrant from a judge based on ‘probable cause.’ The gathering of massive amounts of private information without such warrants...
  • Desperate for attention, female children go topless at U of C San Diego

    05/23/2015 10:21:21 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 15 replies
    Coach is Right ^ | 5/23/15 | Kevin "Coach" Collins
    After another long school year at the University of California San Diego, students are exhausted from their “Peruvian Folk Dance” finals and the watermelon toss contest. Most of the gang has gone home to Mom’s basement. But a few females who have nowhere to go have succumbed to the boredom of their “arduous” life and found a novel way to spice things up. “What to do?” they ask themselves. Then one of the less attractive females pipes up and says, “Hey let’s take off our tops and run around demanding something!” “Great idea, I’ve been wanting to catch the eye...
  • Hold the Popcorn: Hillary’s Best Emails Are Still In The Can

    05/23/2015 9:27:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Oh sure, there will still be barbecues,there will still be parades, complete with marching bands and cheerleaders:The very best cheerleaders are made, not bornButt there won’t be a marathon Memorial Day weekend of Hill-mail to entertain ourselves with, so hold the popcorn for now. Turns out there were only 300 emails set loose, not the 80,000 I was anticipating. Three hundred measly emails? That’s barely enough to get a bird through breakfast.And mind you, they’ve all been hand-screened, redacted and authorized for public consumption. As Charles Krauthammer said, there will be no smoking gun: “There isn’t a shred of evidence,”...
  • Failure to Disclose $26 Million in Bribes an "Oversight" Says CEO [semi-satire]

    05/23/2015 9:26:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Recent revelations that the Clinton Foundation neglected to report over $26 million in payments from major corporations, universities, foreign sources and other groups was characterized as "a mere oversight" by Foundation Chief Executive Officer Donna Shalala. "The Foundation has raised more than $2 billion dollars over the years its been in existence," Shalala pointed out. "The $26 million everyone is hyperventilating over is relative pocket change amounting to barely 1% of the total. It's on a par with a Congressman failing to report a free vacation from a lobbyist or a waiter forgetting to report all his tip income to...
  • Coldplay's Game of Thrones: The Musical (Full 12-minute version)

    05/22/2015 9:00:53 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 8 replies
    Youtube ^ | May 21, 2015 | Coldplay Official
    Game of Thrones: The Musical. For Red Nose Day on NBC, Coldplay and the cast of Game of Thrones join forces for the band's most important project yet: a musical for HBO’s Game of Thrones.
  • This Week’s Top Mis-spoke, Mis-misunderstanding and Lie

    05/22/2015 8:39:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-22-2015 | MOTUS
    This week’s top Mis-spoke award goes to Mosel Marie:-Goodness, what a big face you have!Following in the lip prints of Baghdad Bob the ever affable Marie advises us that the Iraqi army is still “holding the line” just outside the city of Ramadi:“Hold that line! Hold that line!” Boy, that high school cheerleading experience sure comes in handy now that Marie is the deputy spokesmouth at the State Department. Marie Harf: Varsity Cheerleader for the Grandville High Blue Aces, 1999And did you know that when Marie was an actual high school cheerleader she nearly died from toxic shock syndrome? True...
  • TGIF 'Toons

    05/22/2015 3:08:33 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • American Capitalism: Chopped, Rolled and Smoked

    05/21/2015 8:16:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-21-2015 | MOTUS
    Can you blame Hillary for believing America has already embraced European-style socialism and plans her campaign strategy accordingly?Welcome to America: the new cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Her approach — outlined in interviews with aides and advisers — is a bet that social and demographic shifts mean that no left-leaning position Clinton takes now would be likely to hurt her in making her case to moderate and independent voters in the general election next year. Our federal food stamp (SNAP) program tops out at $74 billion/year and “according to GAO, there are at least 18 different nutrition assistance programs, and together they spend...
  • Kim Jong Un Reviews New Secret Weapon!! breaking breaking

    05/21/2015 6:55:21 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 22 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 21, 2015 | meshugemikey
  • Norks -Deeply Offended by Accusation of Faked Submarine Missile Launch- Make Brazen New Claims...

    05/21/2015 3:45:14 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    (1 week prior to capitalist mission forever trumpeted in shallow propaganda of American running-dogs) More at Reaganite Republican
  • Bush Would Use Obama Immigration Order to Extort Legislation from Congress [semi-satire]

    05/20/2015 10:21:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Potential candidate for president and former Governor of Florida JEB Bush told FOX News’ Megyn Kelly that “unlike some other GOP presidential contenders, I would not move to immediately undo President Obama’s executive action granting special privileges to illegal immigrants. Instead, I would refuse to revoke it until Congress passed appropriate enabling legislation. In any case, the American voter can count on me to see that legalizing those in this country illegally will go forward with or without legislation.” Bush acknowledged the shaky legality of Obama’s executive action, but averred that “doing the right thing is more important than confining...
  • Hypothetically, Would You Still Have Voted For the Duck?

    05/20/2015 7:39:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-20-2015 | MOTUS
    Has there ever been a hypothetical question asked without malice aforethought? Bradford is overwhelmed with the gravitas of the hypothetical question posed to him.If the question comes from a lawyer or journalist the answer is no. Just ask Michael Dukakis or Mitt Romney if you don’t believe me.So as Big Guy’s foreign affairs strategery continues to implode experience some setbacks, the journo-class has been having a field day asking Republican candidates, and presumed candidates, the hypothetical question of the week:  "Knowing what you know now, would you have authorized the invasion (of Iraq)?" No matter how many times you try...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    05/20/2015 2:23:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • First Look.... At The Clinton Slush Fund

    05/19/2015 3:46:45 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 35 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 19, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Senator Says NFL Priorities “Screwed Up” [semi-satire]

    05/19/2015 10:36:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    The announcement that the New England Patriots and Quarterback Tom Brady would be penalized for cheating drove Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) into a frenzy. “I find it stunning that the NFL cares more about how much air is in a football than it cares about a racist franchise name,” Reid raved. “No one need have known about the under-inflated balls. Covertly tipping the scales is simply business-as-usual. By going public with this scandal the NFL has ‘shot itself in the foot,’ and to what end?” “The much more serious offense is the refusal of the Washington team to...
  • The Softer Side of Ears

    05/19/2015 8:27:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Hell-ooo Camden! I’m listening! (h/t Frazier Crane)Having successfully demilitarized the military in order to hand over the surplus equipment to local police forces in order to help them keep the peace in our cities… Unfortunately this well-intended action resulted in accusations of police aggression against young black men Big Guy’s well integrated administration has now decided  that they need to demilitarize the police as well by introducing “softer” uniforms: A large part of rebuilding that trust between police and the community comes through “demilitarizing” law enforcement agencies. The task force, for example, suggests that police departments: …minimize confrontation by using...
  • Obama Calls for Change in How the Media Reports [semi-satire]

    05/18/2015 9:36:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Citing the “especially grievous slant that FOX gives to the news,” President Obama called for “better policing of the public airways to prevent this intellectual pollution.” “When I see how FOX is constantly undermining what I am trying to do for America by pointing out every flaw and defect of my policies I feel sorry for America,” the President said. “How can our people be joyful if their TVs are parading so-called failures in front of them in their own living rooms?” “The abuse of freedom of the press and freedom of speech for the purpose of destroying faith in...
  • Reprise: The People of OWS: Like the People of Wal-Mart, Only Not As Smart

    05/18/2015 6:25:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-18-2015 | MOTUS
    I would like to thank Turd Burgelstein for pointing out that all the whiners offended by micro-aggressions, BMI’s, white privilege and harsh stares are really just this year’s crop of POWS – People of Occupy Wall Street. I will do an update on the whiners and their professorial enablers when time permits, butt in the meantime, I thought it might be fun to repost this golden oldie: it was my most popular post ever and was picked up by the Daily Mail and linked by the Instapundit. I do find it a bit odd however that after 4 years...
  • PIDGE'S RULES

    05/18/2015 6:04:53 AM PDT · by OK Sun · 7 replies
    Spillers of Soup ^ | Thursday, May 14, 2015 | SPIELEN NICHT … NUR TÖTEN
    I'm not sure where I got this, probably one of the firearms forums.PIDGE’S RULES Lt. T.C.“Pidge” Robinson, Texas Ranger 15) Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 14) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive. 13) If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or...
  • Armed American Radio (5-17-15)

    05/17/2015 1:40:08 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 5-17-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • The Opposite of Diversity: UNIVERSITY*… So Shut Up!

    05/17/2015 8:50:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-17-2015 | MOTUS
    What’s the opposite of diversity? UNIVERSITY! (h/t *Kate at Small Dead Animals; she’s a genius.)With The Closing of the Collegiate Mind, their victory is completeRemember when universities were bastions of freedom of thought and speech? Yeah, those were the good old days. They’ve now morphed into finishing schools for political correctness which certainly qualifies graduates for a job in education or journalism but isn’t as helpful in fields such as medicine, accounting, engineering and information technology. Butt as they say, “it is what it is.” And besides, what do you expect for an average investment of $80-100,000?However I would think university...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/17/2015 3:32:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Inconvenient Facts: Chlorine, It’s not just for toilets anymore.

    05/16/2015 8:53:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I need to power down for a bit this weekend, so I leave you with this to discuss amongst yourselves: From the Washington Free Beacon – some reporter had the audacity to press BHO on his waffling on the red line in Syria. So Big Guy schooled him on the fact that chlorine is just a toilet bowl cleanser: During a press conference at Camp David, President Obama said that chlorine isn’t ‘historically’ a chemical weapon.“We have seen reports about the use of chlorine in bombs that had the effect of chemical weapons. Chlorine, chlorine, itself, historically has not been...
  • Pakistan Piledriver (brief YouTube video)

    Here's a construction technique that would be handy to know. Read the calculations below then click on the link at the bottom of the article to see this technique in action. Here's something to cheer up any engineer. Just to put you in the picture and keep you up-to-date with the latest developments. Below is a link to a short video of a Pakistani pile driving construction technique. Notice that the pile driving becomes effective when the extra man jumps on. Very finely tuned! The chant is also catchy. Now, let's analyze the Engineering here: 6 men x 180 lbs....
  • NBC and ABC swap contracts of troubled anchors Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos

    05/15/2015 8:41:38 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 10 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Given that sports metaphors are an everyday part of life, it's no surprise that NBC and ABC have taken a page from major leagues sports, and traded their two troubled and tainted stars, Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos. Sources tell us that while the deal has been agreed to in principal, it hasn't been yet finalized. Williams' contract has several more years to run, so, in consideration for taking on the bigger financial commitment.....
  • A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest

    05/15/2015 8:33:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Diogenes, in search of an honest manAn honest journOlist? They’re incredibly hard to find you know.Take George Stephanopoulos for example. He made an “honest” mistake by “forgetting” to declare his $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 contribution to the Clinton Foundation while maintaining his façade of “neutral” television talking head. It’s okay though because a) he apologized on air and b) he said he wouldn’t moderate ABC's GOP debate. Why the GOP would have a debate moderated by anyone at ABC, NBC, CBS…etc. is a matter to take up with psychiatrists, butt seriously shouldn’t George recuse himself from any and all public presidential...
  • JoeBidenCare.gov

    05/15/2015 8:12:22 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 6 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 15, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Pope Francis explains Global Warming to Kids

    05/15/2015 7:41:47 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 25 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 15, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • TGIF Toons

    05/15/2015 2:57:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • “You Didn’t Earn That on Your Own; Somebody Else Did That For You” (take 5)

    05/14/2015 7:40:11 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-14-2015 | MOTUS
    Speaking to a panel on poverty at Georgetown University, President Barack Obama dismissed wealthy Americans as “society’s lottery winners” and called on them to made a “modest investment” to the poor in the form of tax increases. – Daily Caller If you Google “Life’s Biggest Lottery Winner” I’m pretty sure this will be the first image entry: The luckiest man in the world “There’s a fairness issue involved here. And by the way, if we were able to close that loophole, I could now invest in early childhood education to make a difference. [Prove it] That’s where the rubber...
  • More Democrat 2o16 Hopefuls Step Forward

    05/14/2015 6:58:47 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 10 replies
    meshugamikey ^ | May 14, 2015 | Self
  • “Why Is That Girl In the Senate Opposing My Plans?”

    05/13/2015 8:08:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-13-2015 | MOTUS
    I think it may be a good idea for Big Guy to lay low for awhile. It seems every time he opens his mouth lately somebody sticks his foot in it.Take yesterday for example, when he was whining about people in general and Cherokee Princess Senator Elizabeth Warren in particular for not supporting his Trade Bill:  NOW president: Obama’s Warren critique sexist. National Organization for Women (NOW) president Terry O’Neill on Wednesday called President Obama’s critique of Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) sexist.O’Neill told The Hill she took issue with Obama calling Warren by her first name during an interview with...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    05/13/2015 2:14:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Isis Takes Credit for Quakes In Nepal and Japan!!

    05/12/2015 5:21:52 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 8 replies
    self ^ | May 12. 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    having failed to produce any of yesterdays forecast frightening cyber attacks...isis has unveiled another ploy
  • ACLU Calls Surveillance of Baltimore Riots an “Invasion of Privacy” [semi-satire]

    05/12/2015 10:20:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Srmi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 May 2015 | John Semmens
    The American Civil Liberties Union demanded an end to the use of government drone aircraft to “spy” on those looting and burning buildings in Baltimore. “Persons walking the streets should not be faced with such an intrusive violation of their privacy,” declared ACLU spokesman Bertram Petty. “Officials need to present a ‘probable cause’ case to observe a specific individual suspected of a specific crime. They have no authority for a general surveillance of an entire city.” Petty also questioned whether the looting and burning would even qualify as crimes, per se. “The title to the property being removed from the...
  • What If You Won An Election…

    05/12/2015 8:37:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-12-2015 | MOTUS
    What if you won an election butt the incumbent refused to leave?I know, silly isn’t it? However that’s exactly what happened in Alabama. Employees of an Alabama plant will be voting for the fifth time on whether it will oust the United Auto Workers union. The union has lost three of the four previous votes at NTN-Bower Corporation, but has filed appeals with the National Labor Relations Board alleging management interference.The one vote won by the union was nullified for voting irregularities. In that January vote, only 139 of the plant's 140 workers voted, but a total of 148 ballots...
  • White House Against GOP Attempts to Restrict How Iran Spends Released Funds [semi-satire]

    05/11/2015 2:56:44 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-New/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 May 2015 | John Semmens
    A component of the forthcoming agreement between the US and Iran on nuclear weapons development is the US release of Iranian funds that have been frozen in US banks. GOP critics of the agreement fear that these funds will be used to aid terrorist attacks in the Middle East and elsewhere. Press Secretary Josh Earnest mocked these fears as “paranoid delusions. It would make no sense for the Iranians to besmirch the rapport our two countries have worked so hard to achieve by ‘stabbing us in the back’ with such a duplicitous response to our generosity.” Earnest cited “the historic...
  • All Our Balls Are Deflated Around Here

    05/11/2015 8:04:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-11-2015 | MOTUS
    What if you threw a Super Bowl party and the guest of honor refused to come? Possibly because word got out ahead of time that you planned to insult him when he arrived.How the Coach reacted to BO’s “deflategate” joke; how he really feltSo I think that’s what happened with Saudi King Salman. I hear he will not be attending Big Guy’s big Camp David summit of Gulf leaders this week; he too cites a “previous engagement.” Just as well; when BO announces that he’s actually giving Iran nuclear weapons to play with in their sandbox, it might have been perceived...
  • Republic of Molossia Unveils New Visitor Center!

    05/11/2015 5:23:36 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 12 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    North America's answer to The Principality of Sealand -the self-declared micronation of Molossia (a few acres near Reno + colony in California)-  is proud to announce the opening of a glistening new visitor's center for international tourists... Surrounded on all sides by US/Nevada territory, landlocked Molossia was founded and has been run (with an iron fist!) by one Kevin Baugh since 1999.  A 2012 petition on WhiteHouse.gov meant to produce US recognition of Molossia's sovereignty failed to gain the required number of signatures, yet His Excellency continues to make improvements, 'serve the people' (27 members of the Baugh family), and expand territory. Baugh's...
  • 10 More Questions Mark Halperin Might Ask 2016 Presidential Contenders

    05/10/2015 9:09:43 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 6 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | May 10, 2015 | Jamie Weinstein, senior editor
    Bloomberg’s Mark Halperin may not be the world’s best interviewer — but he might be the world’s most condescending. In a week-old interview that has only recently garnered buzz thanks to a column in the San Jose Mercury News, Halperin essentially demands Texas Sen. Ted Cruz prove he is connected to his Hispanic heritage. WATCH: (VIDEO-AT-LINK)During the interview, Halperin says he wants to ask a series of questions to determine whether Cruz has “an affinity for or a connection to” his “Cuban past.” He asks Cruz if he has a favorite Cuban food. When the senator starts to answer that...
  • Armed American Radio (5-10-15)

    05/10/2015 4:12:55 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 5-10-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Global Warming and the Catholic Church

    05/10/2015 2:33:40 PM PDT · by OK Sun · 6 replies
    rhymeafterrhyme ^ | Thursday, 7 May 2015 | Will Scribe
    “Man Made” has always been faith based. The Catholic Church Now enters the fray, The UN dictating What the Pope has to say; God pushed aside, Left in the wings, As the UN puppet masters Pull the Pope’s strings.
  • In Desperation, Afghan Women Turn To PETA

    05/10/2015 8:08:24 AM PDT · by rey · 9 replies
    Duffleblog ^ | 10 May 2015 | Duffleblog
    KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Afghanistan’s leading government organization for women has announced plans to abandon their struggle for women’s equality in Afghanistan and said they merely hope to be treated with the same basic dignity given to animals. Dr. Husn Banu Ghazanfar, Afghanistan’s Minister of Women’s Affairs since 2006, has announced that her ministry will formally disband next month and turn over all women’s issues in the country to the Afghan chapter of the group the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “In a bow to reality, we have given up all hope of gender equality and merely wish to...
  • Because Some Black Lives Matter More Than Others

    05/10/2015 8:21:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-10-2015 | MOTUS
    Lady M gave the commencement address yesterday at Tuskegee University and it included all her usual grace, personal insight, and patriotism. What the heck!? Did NO ONE realize that this is symbolic of placing a yoke around Lady M’s neck? Or worse? After opening with her usual obsequiousness: Now, on this day before Mother’s Day, I’ve got to give a special shout-out to all the moms here.  (Applause.)  Yay, moms! And I want you to consider this as a public service announcement for anyone who hasn’t bought the flowers or the cards or the gifts yet — all right?  I’m...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/09/2015 11:19:58 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 11 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Wish Hillary a Happy Mothers Day!....

    05/09/2015 8:09:39 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 47 replies
    self | May 8, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • State Department Declines to Pursue Influence Peddling Allegations [semi-satire]

    05/09/2015 11:06:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Suspicion that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton may have been involved in questionable financial transactions between foreign governments and the Clinton Foundation was brushed aside as a "matter of no interest" by Department spokesman Jeff Rathke. "Secretary Clinton has assured us that there were no improprieties," Rathke said. "We 'd have to have some concrete proof before we 'd undertake any moves that could impugn her integrity. Now that her private server has been erased it doesn't look like there could ever be any concrete proof." "Personally, I find it hard to believe that a woman who has dedicated...
  • Channeling Breitbart, Again I Ask, Apologize For What?

    05/09/2015 7:31:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-9-2015 | MOTUS
    Today, in honor of the 70th anniversary of Victory Day in Russia (the country that imprisoned members of the Pussy Riot band for insulting Herr Putin) we focus on the unique American bedrock principle of free speech.Members of Pussy Riot awaiting the guilty verdictButt “free” doesn’t mean what you think it means…anymore. It’s more like what “free” means in Russia now, as we are being advised not to provoke while exercising our free speech. Bill O’Reilly said so, Donald Trump said so, Laura Ingraham said so and Chris Cuomo (brilliant law school graduate, son of Andrew and CNN legal correspondent)...