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  • Satire: Veep Says Tea Party “Worse than Republicans”

    10/01/2014 1:13:01 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Vice-President Joe Biden castigated the Tea Party as “worse than Republicans. Democrats have their differences with the GOP, but we all agree on the need for the strong hand of government to control things. The Tea Party, though, is just anti-government. They don’t just want to take turns in the driver’s seat. They want to dismantle the machine and turn individuals loose to fend for themselves.” To help illustrate his point, Biden pointed out that “House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) was recently quoted saying that he is Obama’s best friend. You’ll never hear something like that from a Tea Party...
  • Coming to America

    10/01/2014 5:59:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-1-2014 | MOTUS
    Yes, it’s true. Now arriving in the U.S. on a daily basis: polio,tuberculosis, Chikungunga, (There is no specific cure for the disease, but supportive care can help treat some symptoms.)enterovirus (There is no specific cure for the disease, but supportive care can help treat some symptoms.)and coming soon to a home theatre near you – EBOLA! (There is no specific cure for the disease, but supportive care can help treat some symptoms.)Our failure is complete. *sigh* We can’t keep Mexicans out, can’t keep Guatemalans, Salvadorans, Hondurans or Nicaraguans out, can’t keep Africans out, can’t keep Middle Eastern terrorists out. And...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    10/01/2014 3:47:31 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 01 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • “The categories are Hope and Cynicism” - “I’ll take Cynicism Alec, for the win”

    09/30/2014 6:27:11 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-30-2014 | MOTUS
    Oh dear! We really wished to keep this one “in the family” butt some blabbermouth had to go and spill the beans about what really went down the night the White House’s first, second and third lines of defense were breached. What next? Is somebody going to claim that “the Intelligence Community” didn’t really “miss the ISIS threat,” somebody else did that?“What do you see Mr. President?” “Uh, uh,uh - it looks like a cat…in a hat. Right?”I sure hope it wasn’t Molsterman who broke rank and let the cat out of the bag, so to speak. “I see no...
  • US Forrest Service to Charge for Taking Pictures of Trees [satire]

    09/29/2014 1:19:54 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 28 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Hungry for a means to supplement is budget, the US Forrest Service is proposing new regulations that would allow it to charge visitors $1500 if they want to take pictures in wilderness areas. Liz Close, the Forest Service’s acting wilderness director, called the new fees “essential to our mission. These wilderness areas belong to the government. Why shouldn’t we get revenue from what is our property?” Close warned against thinking that “these areas are too vast for us to enforce collection. We are watching from both the ground and the air. Rangers randomly patrol with orders to seize any cameras...
  • Pray for Obama

    09/29/2014 10:53:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 12 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 29 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Ink Visitor
  • People Shouldn’t Want to Live Past Age 75 [satire]

    09/29/2014 9:26:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 27 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, one of the chief architects of the Affordable Care Act, says people should want to die at age 75. “Let’s face it, the vast majority of those over age 75 have nothing positive to contribute to society,” Emanuel wrote in an essay for Atlantic. “In both physical and mental terms they’re pretty accurately described as ‘decepit.’ Their bodies and minds are just rotting in their shells.” “It would be best if they could be persuaded to exit peacefully at their own hand—perhaps with the aid of a physician-prescribed suicide drug,” Emanuel suggested. “Heaven knows this would be...
  • Monday: We Try To Get To The Root Of The Problem

    09/29/2014 8:15:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-29-2014 | MOTUS
    Boy, go away for a few days and all hell breaks loose: Black Muslims start whacking heads off – in Oklaloma!?! Riots breakout when people demand a return of justice and democracy – no not in Ferguson; in Hong Kong! While Major League Baseball lined up this year’s playoffs, CBS is still playing minor league with it’s sixth consecutive softball interview of Big Guy, and Big Guy himself is playing bush (with a little b – is that racist?) league ball by blaming everyone butt the dog walker for the mess in the Middle East with ISIS and the mess...
  • The “Weak” In Review: All The News That Was or Might Have Been

    09/28/2014 7:04:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-28-2014 | MOTUS
    In National News: The future 2nd historic female President gave birth Friday to the future 3rd historic female President, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky. Seen here celebrating the event, the former future, 1st historic female President and the 1st historic black President.International News: Saturday, eco-hypocrite progressive libtard movie hunk George Clooney 53, married British human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin, 36, in a twilight ceremony in Venice.The post-ceremony boat parade was marred by rare canal odors and turbulence caused by anthropogenic global warming.“People die from smells every day.” Adrian MonkThe Amal nearly cancelled at the last minute when paparazzi released this photo and...
  • Molsterman Report #7: Inside Baseball - GOP 2016

    09/27/2014 4:22:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-27-2014 | MOTUS
    NOTE: This is part of a continuing series of exclusive, clandestine, interviews with my mole known only as “Deep Quote” or “Molsterman,”  (who may or may not also be known as “Little Mo” to the MOTUS community) Molsterman is currently serving under deep cover at NSA. (Presented, as always, with apologies to the Ulsterman Report) Little Mo recently sat down with Molsterman (because MOTUS is away on a girlie weekend) to get his take on potential GOP candidates for President in 2016.Molsterman: Where’s your girlfriend?Little Mo: She’s not here.Molsterman: I asked you where she is.Little Mo: If you were...
  • Why Bill Clinton won't ever be referred to by his initials by the left

    09/26/2014 7:23:20 PM PDT · by logic101.net · 22 replies
    I was thinking about how the Dims like to refer to some of their past presidents by their initials rather than names, such as LBJ, JFK and FDR. Suddenly I realized why they won't do this with Clinton. His initials would be BJC! I wish I'd have thought of this 20 yrs ago, but it is not too late. We can start referring to Hillery as MRS. BJC!
  • American Mustache Institute bemoans Holder's retirement

    09/26/2014 10:12:03 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 5 replies
    The Hill ^ | 9-25-2014 | Judy Kurtz
    September 25, 2014 American Mustache Institute bemoans Holder's retirement Judy Kurtz An organization that celebrates facial hair is “deeply saddened” by Attorney General Eric Holder’s resignation.A spokesman for the American Mustache Institute — which, per its website, protects “the rights of” and “fights discrimination against mustached Americans” — tells ITK exclusively, “As the first Mustached American US Atty. Gen. since Francis Biddle in 1948, we are deeply saddened to see Mr. Holder step down.”Holder, 63, announced his resignation on Thursday, saying in a press conference at the White House, “In the months ahead, I will leave the Department of Justice,...
  • Rooting Around the Lady M’s Organic Garden of Good and Evil

    09/26/2014 6:58:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-26-2014 | MOTUS
    I guess you all saw the guest posting notice yesterday, so you know that MOTUS is away on a “girlie weekend” and I will be guest posting in her absence. I’m not sure what a “girlie weekend” is, butt I do know it involves an afternoon at a spa with Lady M for manicure,pedicureand Glass Wax-ing.She called me yesterday, during her pedicure, to tell me she was having fun and reminded me not to post turnip porn.I won’t.Carrot PornButt it is harvest time, and with so many schools dumping Lady M’s taste-free, school lunch programs, root vegetable prices are dropping...
  • TGIF Toons

    09/26/2014 6:09:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Satire: Become and Islamist and save the Earth. Or else.

    09/25/2014 11:29:19 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 5 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | September 25, 2014 | Dan Miller
    This is a guest post by Imam Mohamed al-Jihadi, a friend of (my also imaginary) friend Senator Ima Librul (L., Utopia, the Unicorn State). Imam Al-Jihadi is a renowned Islamic scholar and author of "The Real Dreams of My Real Father," soon to be published by the Religion of Peace Publishing Company. After explaining the truth about Islam, Imam al-Jihadi tells us how to please Allah by combating climate change. Imam Mohamed Al-Jihadi A message of true peace through submission to the Most Holy will of Allah the all merciful:In the name of Allah the all merciful, may the peace of submission be upon...
  • Our Reluctant Warrior: Obama Discovers the Guns of Autumn. Reluctantly.

    09/25/2014 5:28:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-25-2014 | MOTUS
      “He found himself wondering at times, especially in the autumn, about the wild lands, and strange visions of mountains that he had never seen came into his dreams.” - ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring Those “wild lands?” Iraq, Syria, Libya, Egypt…Those strange visions? It’s called “war,” sir. It’s what the military does when necessary.Oddly enough, at times it looks a lot like George W. Bush’s war against the evil doers. In order to justify dropping bombs, BHO felt obliged to apologize for America once again, while deftly employing the always popular moral equivalency slight of hand: “America’s...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-24-14 ("If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?")

    09/24/2014 2:18:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'm baaaaaack! As I told you on Monday I now have a lot more time on my hands because the couponing has gotten so lousy. So in addition to posting a lot more DUFUs in the future I also have time to work as a writer for a new comedy show, THE FLIPSIDE, which appears on over 200 stations and online. Here is a CLIP from the most recent show. Okay, back to the DUmmies...they have now put on their version of a war face in this THREAD, "If you were president how would you respond to the threat...
  • Retiring Senator Endorses Hillary for President [Another one of my fake stories]

    09/24/2014 1:21:18 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 16 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Retiring Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) gave a ringing endorsement to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s presidential ambitions. “Most people think that she is a moderate, kind of middle-of-the-road type of politician,” Harkin said. “This is way off the mark. She is much farther to the left and a lot more progressive in her thoughts and her inclination than most people may think. That’s why she has my unconditional support should she choose to run for president in 2016.” if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at... http://azconservative.org/2014/09/19/dem-operative-says-obama-planning-october-surprise/
  • School Confiscates American Flags from Students

    09/14/2014 9:38:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 36 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Woodruff High School in Spartanburg, South Carolina confiscated American flags from the vehicles of four students this past week. The school’s principal, Aaron Fulmer, explained that “professions of patriotism do not write a ‘blank check’ for egregious behavior. Many of our undocumented students may feel intimidated by such flagrant demonstrations. And as President Obama has pointed out, the American flag, like the Confederate flag, is seen as a symbol of oppression in many parts of the world.” “Flaunting so-called American exceptionalism also contradicts the lesson of humility our school is trying to inculcate,” Fulmer said. “The United States is just...
  • IRS Poised to Start Taxing Employer Provided Lunches

    09/15/2014 9:20:50 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 33 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Some employers provide employees with company-paid free lunches. The idea is to keep workers at their desks and improve productivity. The expense has normally been lumped in with other expenses as a cost of doing business. The IRS now wants to tax these lunches as income to the employees. IRS spokesperson Jason Coveter explained that “most employees have to furnish their own lunches. Whether they go out and buy it or bring it from home, they are bearing this cost themselves. It is unfair for other employees to get a lunch paid for by their employer. We’re just trying to...
  • IRS Chief Says “We Try to Follow the Law Whenever We Can”

    09/17/2014 8:55:37 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the House Ways and Means subcommittee that “as a general rule, we try to follow the law whenever we can.” Rep. Kevin Brady (R-Tex), who leads the subcommittee, expressed the idea that the IRS ought to always follow the law and asked for instances in which Koskinen thought breaking the law might be necessary. “Laws are such static things,” Koskinen observed. “They don’t necessarily provide for every possible contingency. If the President feels that there is a gap in the law we’re not going to allow ourselves to be stymied by the lack of legislative...
  • Female Democrat Heavyweights Assert “Congress Is out of Touch on Women’s Issues”

    09/22/2014 9:03:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    A roundtable discussion at the Center for American Progress agreed that “Congress is out of touch on women’s issues.” Contributors to this conclusion included former Secretary of State and aspiring Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton, Democratic Sens. Kirsten Gillibrand (NY) and Patty Murray (Wash), House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif), and Rep. Rosa DeLauro (Conn). “Women bear nearly 100% of the physical burden of procreation, yet do not exercise 100% of the power to determine how these children shall be raised and cared for,” Clinton observed. “Women who are married have to share authority with their children’s fathers. This cultivates...
  • Americans Fighting for ISIS Shouldn’t Lose Passports, Congressional Candidate Says [Another one of

    09/24/2014 11:05:33 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 26 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    The suggestion that Americans leaving the country to join ISIS ought to forfeit their passports was rejected by Iowa Democratic Congressional candidate Staci Appel during her televised debate with her GOP opponent David Young. “The right to travel is fundamental to what it means to be an American,” Appel maintained. “A person shouldn’t have to worry that someone else will judge the reasons for his travel as illegitimate. What if the American tries to join ISIS but is rejected for some reason? Shouldn’t he still have a home country to return to? What if he fights for ISIS for a...
  • Look at that crease! YOU Have Potential…

    09/24/2014 6:39:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-24-2014 | MOTUS
    How are those crisp trouser creases working out for you?Not so well, apparently: As the midterm campaigns heat up, Democratic candidates are turning to the White House for help and an injection of star power. But it is the first lady, not President Barack Obama, —who in some places is emerging as the more sought-after campaigner. – WSJ And why not?  Is she not the complete package?  She has the enthusiastic political greeting wave down pat:She can stay on message:And she’s very good at faking enthusiasm,…and sincerity:She can also be very persuasive:“I said, eat your damn peas.”And she knows just...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    09/24/2014 3:23:31 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)

    09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson
    The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies. PJ kicked things off...
  • IRS Commissioner Taunts Congress

    09/23/2014 8:07:16 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Internal Revenue Service (IRS) commissioner John Koskinen made light of Congressional efforts to probe his agency for evidence of wrongdoing. At a House Oversight and Government Reform subcommittee hearing Koskinen mocked committee members, saying that “hard drive crashes continue as we speak. We can erase files and destroy incriminating evidence faster than you can imagine where to look.” Charges that IRS employees broke the law and broke file retention protocols elicited only a chuckle from the Commissioner. “Congress is not my boss,” Koskinen pointed out. “I answer to the President. Last I heard, he thinks we’re doing fine.” Koskinen belittled...
  • New HOPE for Sufferers of Post-Obama Syndrome: POS Barry Therapy®

    09/23/2014 5:29:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-23-2014 | MOTUS
    All that historic Transformation created by HOPE & CHANGE® has certainly taken it’s toll. In fact, after an auspicious start, this legacy presidency is beginning to look more like a long, painful, death spiral.In the beginning though, it was awesome: the audacity of HOPE marked the moment the oceans began to recede and the earth begin to heal. From there our lofty rhetoric launched the first World Apology Tour; reaching out to Muslims and calling for an end to nuclear armaments while simultaneously apologizing for America’s dismissive derisiveness. Next, the Nobel Peace Prize acceptance oration, Barry’s stock was skyrocketing.Soon, however,...
  • GOOD NEWS: Your Odds of Being Killed in a Freak Vending Machine Accident are Only 112M-to-One

    09/23/2014 5:23:24 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    This according to the Book of Odds- below are more amusing stats, which might be better called 'frequencies', since as 'chances' they can't possibly apply to all people (not everybody uses vending machines, for instance): Odds of any child being born with at least one extra finger or toe? 1-in-500 The odds of any American boy born in 1950 being named 'Robert' are just 21.8-to-1 You're not paranoid if you're Honduran, they really are after you (and odds are pretty good they'll getcha, too): 1 of every 1100 citizens of that Central American country will be murdered there over the course of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-14 (DUmmie FUnnies 10th Anniversary!!!)

    09/22/2014 1:20:56 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Yesterday, my DUFU co-conspirator, Charles Henrickson, reminded me that today is the 10th anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies which originated in the wake of the "fake but accurate" documents revelation of the 60 Minutes "revelation" about George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard. It was the start of many hilarious reactions of the DUmmies to events in the news, the next big one being John F. Kerry's loss in the election. And who can forget Fitzmas where WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is still waiting 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted. So many of you might...
  • Attorney General Calls for More Racial Balance in People Police Shoot

    09/22/2014 11:03:35 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Referencing the events in Ferguson, Missouri, US Attorney General Eric Holder called for more racial balance in the people police shoot. “What we had in Ferguson was a white officer shooting a Black teenager,” Holder recounted. “When we look at over all statistics, white officers shooting African-Americans is disproportional to their representation in the population. This establishes a prima facie case that racism is playing a role in the use of deadly force.” “We need to ask some hard questions,” Holder contended. “Why isn’t there a more proportionately balanced representation of America’s population when it comes to police shootings? Why...
  • The Unwisdom of Barack Obama as Told by the Unwise Peggy Noonan

    09/22/2014 6:13:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-22-2014 | MOTUS
    There’s much to be said about Ms. Noonan’s column “The Unwisdom of Barack Obama” in Saturday’s Wall Street Journal. For starters, she writes it as the all-wise observer from afar who’s known all along that Big Guy was in waaaaay over his head; knew that he actually Peter Principled out somewhere between Harvard Law and Chicago community organizer.To read Saturday’s column, you might think that Peggy has seen through Barack Hussein Obama’s veneer from the start. You might assunme that she, unlike other so-called conservative columnists, was not  sucked in by those sharply creased pant legs,…mistaking them for a sign...
  • Armed American Radio (9-21-14)

    09/21/2014 5:06:38 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 12 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 9-21-14 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Student Punished for Sharing His Lunch

    09/21/2014 9:54:15 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Weaverville Elementary School (Calif) eighth grader Kyle Bradford was sent to detention for sharing his burrito with another student. Tom Barnett, the Superintendent of the Trinity Alps Unified School District explained that “there is a district wide policy that prohibits students from exchanging the meals that the school provides. In this particular instance Mr. Bradford’s apparent act of kindness was undermining the school’s food allocation decisions.” The student Bradford gave half of his burrito to had been “allocated” a cheese sandwich that was not to his liking. Bradford was unimpressed by the school’s rationale and undeterred regarding potential future food...
  • Border Fence: Our Number Won Priority

    09/21/2014 6:18:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-21-2014 | MOTUS
    You’re on your own today kids. Another breach of security yesterday and we’ve been on lockdown since Friday night. I haven’t had any sleep and my circuits are nearly drained.I see the media reports that, like the first Big White breach, “nobody” was home: excuse me! What am I, chopped liver? Raj, Little Mo, Sunny and Little Bo were all here with me. Lady M’s traveling incognito this weekend (don’t ask- I’m not at liberty to discuss, butt I can tell you that after her very busy week, she was excited).Since she doesn’t need my services this was supposed to...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    09/21/2014 4:07:48 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • The muddled strategy of Jubilation T. Obama

    09/20/2014 10:52:32 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 4 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | September 20, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Obama continues to insist on leading from behind; that's the most He can do. Who in his right mind would follow Him were He to try to lead from the front?"Moderate" IslamistsCommander in Chief Juilation T. Cornpone Obama, Nobel Peace Prize recipient and Hero of the Obama Nation, has His own ideas about the "non-Islamic" Islamic State (IS) with which He is or isn't at war (or going to war) with the help of "moderate" Islamists. It is not out of ignorance that President Obama and Secretary Kerry are denying the Islamic roots of the Islamic State jihadists. As I argued...
  • How To Survive A Beheading Attempt

    09/20/2014 9:58:05 AM PDT · by IChing · 48 replies
    ClashDaily.com ^ | 9/19/14 | Donald Joy
    The good news first: Australian authorities have fortunately discovered and broken up a in-progress plot by Muslims to stalk, attack, and behead random innocent people on the streets of that country. Meanwhile, here in America this week our own law enforcement nabbed an accused ISIS supporter from Yemen, living in Rochester, New York, who is charged with actively recruiting for ISIS and providing weapons and material support for said recruits to attack U.S. military personnel. Now the bad news: There are still countless numbers of jihadists (Muslims) here among us, and ISIS operatives have repeatedly Tweeted their plans and commands...
  • The Battle of Victims: Pumping-Up to WIN Because #It’sOnUs

    09/20/2014 7:50:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-20-2014 | MOTUS
    In yet another case of cops acting stupidly, White House police arrested an unarmed man of color who was just out for an evening walk: “The location of the arrest — the White House — is not acceptable to the Secret Service and the response will be reviewed.” Ya think? Maybe this will make Big Guy reconsider the value of a really big fence and a secure border.In other racist news, the NFL dustup is shaping up to be a tough battle of all the usual victims: young black men vs. women and children.Here is the lineup of the alleged...
  • Barry Needs His Fix

    09/20/2014 3:06:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Boehner and Yellen are the dealers, I reckon... A friend sent this, not sure who's work it is, and can't quite make out what that is on the bottom-right corner there
  • Dem Operative Says Obama Planning "October Surprise"

    09/19/2014 3:20:17 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 22 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Long time Democratic Party operative Bob Beckel says GOP hopes of taking control of both Houses of Congress will be thwarted by an "October surprise." "Republicans who are counting on the President's unpopularity to spark a vote against Congressional Democrats are in for a rude awakening," Beckel predicted. "On Sunday, November 2nd President Obama will go on national TV and announce his resignation. Relieved of this albatross, embattled Democrats should be able to cruise to the finish line on top on November 4th." "Then on the third day, November 5th, President Obama will rise like Jesus did, and resume his...
  • A 98 year-old prophecy is fulfilled

    09/19/2014 10:39:43 AM PDT · by oldbrowser · 18 replies
    email ^ | unknown | unknown
    A 98 year-old prophecy is fulfilled. H.L. Mencken (born 1880 - died 1956) was a journalist, satirist, critic and registered Democrat. Mencken wrote the editorial below while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26,1920 edition. "As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron." - H.L. Mencken, the Baltimore Evening...
  • In the Name of Fairness/Balance, Some Benefits of Converting to Islam...

    09/19/2014 9:04:11 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Never a dull moment! More (toons/memes) at Reaganite Republican...
  • TGIF Toons

    09/19/2014 3:32:00 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • #IWasForItBeforeItWasn’tMyIdea

    09/18/2014 5:34:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-18-2014 | MOTUS
    For those who think Big Guy exhibits tendencies towards malignant narcissistic personality disorder (characterized by superficial glibness and charm, a grandiose sense of self worth, pathological lying, cunning manipulative practices, lack of remorse or guilt for problems created, a callous lack of empathy, and a failure to accept responsibility for their own actions) – and who doesn’t? – this historic montage is for you: (be sure to watch to the end)Odd, isn’t it? Here we are two years later, we still don’t know what “war” means and we’re still equivocating over the definition of “boots on the ground.” Butt at least...
  • “My orders are Boots/No Boots in the War/No War…and if you don’t like it KMA”

    09/17/2014 6:08:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-17-2014 | MOTUS
    I note we are still immersed in the “boots/no boots” controversy in the “war/no war” kinetic military action we are efforting against ISIS. The General said “boots” “To be clear, if we reach the point where I believe our advisers should accompany Iraqi troops on attacks against specific ISIL targets, I will recommend that to the president,” While the Commander in Chief clearly said “no boots”Depends on what the meaning of “boots” is; and “on the ground.” Press secretary Josh Earnest said the president has been “very specific and precise” about not using ground troops in Iraq or Syria, and...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    09/17/2014 3:29:40 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 September 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Senator Udall Says Debates “Not Part of My Strategy”

    09/16/2014 12:33:04 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens
    Sitting Senator Mark Udall (D-Colo) refuses to debate his GOP opponent Cory Gardner, saying that a proposed televised debate is “not part of my strategy for reelection.” “These live debates are such a crap shoot,” Udall groused. “You can’t carefully craft your message. You only have a few seconds to compose answers to off-the-wall questions. The risk of a misstatement is high.” Rather than endanger the major investment his campaign has made in focus group-vetted platitudes by debating, Udall expressed satisfaction with his plan to bombard voters with dinner-time robocalls. “The beauty of these is that a candidate has total...
  • Clean up on Aisle WON

    09/16/2014 5:36:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-16-2014 | MOTUS
    Prescient photo from 2010 h/t InstapunditFirst, Michael Goodwin’s NY Post article: He is sinking fast and could soon pass the point of no return. In fact, it may already be too late to save the SS Obama.The whole second term has been a string of disasters, with the toxic brew of his ObamaCare lies, middling economic growth and violent global breakdown casting doubt on the president’s stewardship. Six years into his tenure, nothing is going as promised. And then this heresy, from the NYTimes - which is practically our house organ! It was the time of unraveling. Long afterward, in...
  • Hillary and Obie...2017 Please Caption This

    09/15/2014 6:37:09 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 15 replies
    MeshugaMikey ^ | September 15, 2014 | Vanity