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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • A little more than a bird against the window

    10/21/2016 1:00:01 PM PDT · by w1n1 · 6 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 10/21/2016 | S Morstan
    Just our friendly neighborhood vandal choosing to smash through an 8 inch wide window for some after hours repairs. When you’ve got nice clear windows and a flower on the sill, you don’t get too terribly surprised if a bird or a bug bats against the glass. You get a little more surprised when it’s an 80-110 lb deer charging through an 8-inch-wide pane of glass. When this critter gets in the house, he has a really hard time figuring out how to get back out again, shuffling around and even bopping its head against the other window, trying to...
  • The Crook Versus the Monster

    10/21/2016 11:11:00 AM PDT · by Reeses · 18 replies
    Scott Adams Blog ^ | October 21, 2016 | Scott Adams
    Thanks to timely assists from Wikileaks, Trump has successfully framed Hillary Clinton as a crooked politician. Meanwhile, Clinton has successfully framed Trump as a dangerous monster. If the mainstream polls are accurate, voters prefer the crook to the monster. That makes sense because a crook might steal your wallet but the monster could kill you. As of today, Clinton has the superior persuasion strategy. Crook beats monster. Reality isn’t a factor in this election, as per usual. If the truth mattered, voters might care that the Democratic primaries were rigged against Sanders. They might care that the Clinton Foundation looks...
  • We’ve Got The Death Star Plans. What Do You Want To Do With Them?

    10/21/2016 6:06:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-21-2016 | MOTUS
    The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner is normally a genteel gathering of the New York elite; political adversaries roast each other in good humor to raise money for a Catholic children’s charity. This year however they got Trumped. There was a time when I would have been appalled by the boorish behavior of both presidential candidates on display last night. Butt that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. In other words, BO: Before Obama.Being a real glutton for punishment I followed the Wednesday night Rumble in the Jungle – can I say that now...
  • Airline Pilot Tries To Punish A U.S. Air Force Soldier. He Didn't Expect THIS To Happen

    10/20/2016 4:55:57 PM PDT · by · 60 replies
    Emailed around the web Jokes ^ | October 27, 2009 | Posted by GEOKARJO on October 27, 2009
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    10/20/2016 5:11:21 PM PDT · by PROCON · 2 replies ^ | Oct. 20, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • De-bait Night

    10/20/2016 6:04:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-20-2016 | MOTUS
    It’s late and I know many of you get up early. So this isn’t a post-debait wrap up (srdem65 promised to do that for us, if her head didn’t explode while watching) just an early morning open thread with a few random observations: Wrap up from the Fox team: All Britt Hume and Juan Williams wanted to talk about was Trump’s reluctance to give carte blanche to the election results. And why should he when we have Project Veritas evidence that there is planned voter fraud occurring as we speak? Of course I’ve got my papers.Besides, if questioning the result...
  • Trump in the Shark Tank, Hosted by Kim Jong Hill

    10/19/2016 3:51:19 PM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 5 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 10/16/2016 | Justin Washington
    Trump’s new reality television show is “Survivor: Trump in the Shark Tank”; the concept is simple: the RNC ties Trump’s hands as tightly as possible before the DNC pushes him into a tank full of media sharks while the audience munches popcorn, eyes transfixed to the ensuing maelstrom. Kim Jong Hill is the master of ceremonies and gleefully monitors the activity from a gurney overlooking the tank, narrating the action in between breaths of oxygen from a mask administered by Huma Abedin. When Trump appears too close to escaping, Hillary speaks fluent Parseltongue to the sharks, whose eyes widen in...
  • I Interrupt Your Presidential Debate Prep to Bring You This Special Report

    10/19/2016 6:29:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-19-2016 | MOTUS
    I must interrupt the presidential election process to bring you this important reflection on the Obama’s last, historic State Dinner; this one for the Italian prime minister Matteo Renzi and his wife, Agnese Landini. So naturally we wore Italian (Versace) For the final state dinner hosted by President Obama, this one in honor of Italy’s prime minister, first lady Michelle Obama wore a custom rose-gold chain-mail gown from Atelier Versace. It was a slinky gown with an asymmetrical neckline that slithered like liquid metal down her torso and around her hips. It was pure Hollywood glamour. – WaPo And we...
  • Tactical trash collector

    10/19/2016 6:04:19 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 20 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/19/2016 | S Morstan
    Brass may look cool as it clatters to the ground, but you it’s a bit bad for the environment. These guys figured out how to be cool -and- eco-friendly, catching the brass in their "Tactical trashbag". While one fires his handgun with his eyes on the prize downrange, his buddy keeps an eye on the much-less-predictable brass getting ejected from the gun. Not a bad catch rate, either! This seems a little cooler than buying a brass-catcher, if you’ve got a buddy with enough skill– or you are the buddy! See the full action here.
  • Seen on Twitter, Please Spread #DrainTheSwamp

    10/18/2016 5:52:27 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 7 replies
    Twitter ^ | Oct 18 2016 | TruthSpark
  • Data & Picard by Pogo (Song trekkies will enjoy)

    10/18/2016 3:07:17 PM PDT · by GraceG · 7 replies
    Awesome re-mix from Star Trek the next Generation done by Pogo. Pogo's music is also heard as bumper music for the "Louder with Crowder" webcast.

    10/18/2016 8:57:44 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony
    Canada Free Press ^ | 10/18/16 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
    New World Order Oath of Office for the President of FUSA (Former USA) “I do slovenly swear (or affirm) that I will never grab pu$$y, or otherwise notice, touch, caress, or express feelings toward pu$$y, unless it is Huma’s Woo Hoo, and that I shall faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States—-as in wipe it politically the fck out—- and will to the best of my ability, pre-swerve, object to, and offend the Constitution of the United States.”-New World Order Oath of Office for the President of FUSA (Former USA). “Wolf! Just listen to those marching drumbeats...
  • Avoid the gut shot, or you'll gag

    10/18/2016 6:05:49 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 7 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 10/18/2016 | S Morstan
    When it comes time to field dress your deer, I hope you handle it better than these folks. I don’t want to rag on these hunters. Trust me, that is not the purpose of this post. However, I am sure we all have friends that get a little queasy when it comes time to field dress a kill. Yes, those people are out there, and sometimes the camera is rolling when it happens! Watch these hunters do everything they can to not vomit while cutting into this deer. Their reactions are classic! See it here.
  • I’m With Her!

    10/18/2016 5:34:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-18-2016 | MOTUS
    I know this will come as a surprise: evidence emerges that journalists tend to put their money where there mouthpieces are:Irony is not dead after all, as displayed by infamous Washington Post correspondent Chris Cillizza:If IowaHawk hadn’t beaten me to it this would have been my first thought:I do love Chris’ heartfelt addition of the “period” flourish to his point – because when you add that it makes it seem so real. Like “If you like your health care plan you can keep your healthcare plan. Period.” Butt never mind all that, I’ve got some real news about a real journOlist:...
  • MILO Pumps Up Millennials For Trump at Georgia State Rally

    10/17/2016 7:36:34 AM PDT · by poconopundit · 29 replies
    Breitbart & YouTube Video ^ | 10/17/2016 | PoconoPundit
    Breitbart Senior Editor MILO spoke at the Georgia Millennials For Trump rally to a packed (600+) room of young (80%) Republicans and conservatives.  Local Georgia pols and activists were there to get the crowd fired up at this well organized event. MILO gave his usual brilliant, funny-but-deadly-serious, no-holds-barred attack on Hillary, feminists, social justice warriors, and the Left.  He even took a pot shot at Paul Ryan.  Great! For a couple weeks, I've been captivated watching MILO's videos of his Dangerous Faggot Tour visits to colleges/universities across the country.  When I finally saw the artist in person yesterday, he...
  • Collusion, Corruption; the (new) American Way

    10/17/2016 5:53:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-17-2016 | MOTUS
    We all knew there was collusion between Hillary’s campaign and the media. Wikileaks confirmed it and now Sharyl Atkinson has documented it.  And how could you be sentient and not think there was collusion between Hillary’s campaign and the DOJ?And the Clinton corruption? Where do you even start? Where does it end?I’ve been listening to Rush Limbaugh for years and he’s always said he’ll tell us when it’s time to panic; just last week he said it isn’t time yet. Butt what if he’s wrong? What if he’s wrong and Sheriff David Clarke is right?I’ll give Rush through the election...
  • Because, You Know…

    10/16/2016 6:55:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-16-2016 | MOTUS
    In 2013 Hillary Clinton was paid $675,000 for three speeches she gave to Goldman Sachs. I’ve scanned through then as much as I could without poking my eyes out. Never mind the “pulbic/private” positions – which I know are disturbing in themselves butt not exactly news – what really bothered me was her actual speech. Can that woman not string more than 2 sentences together without inserting “you know” a dozen times? While technically not a non-fluency, “you know” is still the most annoying verbal tic in the modern lexicon of annoying speech patterns. And seriously, at $225,000  – assuming...
  • RAF Has "Green Light" to Fire on Russian Jets [semi-news]

    10/15/2016 10:41:56 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 Oct 2016 | John Semmens
    The risky nature of the United States' entanglement in the Syrian civil war ratcheted up a notch when pilots of our NATO ally, the United Kingdom, were given the okay to shoot down Russian fighter aircraft if they feel threatened by them. Current Secretary of State John Kerry and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have both spoken of the "need to confront Russia" in Syria. At last Sunday's presidential debate Clinton contrasted her strong stance in support of a "no fly zone" in Syria with presidential rival Donald Trump's "cowardly preference for avoiding the steps necessary to counter this...
  • I Do Not Recall; and Neither Do You, Right?

    10/15/2016 6:20:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Hillary Clinton used variations of 'I don't recall' 21 times when asked 25 questions under oath about how she deleted 33,000 State Department emails.Sworn written testimony obtained by Judicial Watch show the Democratic presidential candidate dodged virtually all of the questions about the correspondences she removed from her private server while she was Secretary of State. - DM Since he’s already lost his media bona fides, let’s have Matt Lauer pursue this series of brain freezes with Hillary Rodham, the smartest woman in the world:“I do not recall” and Vinny wants you to have his watch to forget as well. Now,...
  • Deplorables Gear Up

    10/14/2016 6:25:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Drip, drip, drip. Everyday more Wikileaks leaking out, demonstrating the degree of Clinton corruption that the MSM choses to ignore in favor of their own trumped up charges of sexual harassment against The Donald. Anything to fire up their base with outrage over the War on Women that worked so effectively last time.After all, if you can make Romney look like a misogynistTrump should be a slam dunk. Except he fights back. He’s a bully that way.Anyway, everyday presents new reasons to be Deplorable. “. . . And I have to tell you that I can’t stop thinking about this....
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    10/13/2016 5:07:39 PM PDT · by PROCON · 9 replies ^ | Oct. 13, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Playing NOW - The GREATEST Fraud Ever Perpetrated on America!

    10/13/2016 10:57:17 AM PDT · by · 10 replies
    GOP Mike's Blog ^ | 10-13-16 | GOP Mike
    Your Phony Candidate & her Business Partner in Crime To my Conservative Friends: Imagine this - You are a liberal democrat (I know - humor me!) & work in politics.  You have worked for many democratic candidates in the past and you just landed your dream Job! You are now the Campaign Manager for a Presidential candidate! You sit in your nice $400 leather spinning chair at campaign headquarters as you ponder your strategy for winning the Presidency of the United States. Your candidate is not an attractive candidate.  She is robotic, cold, rarely smiles, has a screeching voice...
  • May You Live in Interesting Times

    10/13/2016 6:12:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Time interval is a strange and contradictory matter in the mind. It would be reasonable to suppose that a routine time or an eventless time would seem interminable. It should be so, but it is not. It is the dull eventless times that have no duration whatever. A time splashed with interest, wounded with tragedy, crevassed with joy--that's the time that seems long in memory. – John Steinbeck Democrats are committed to making the Chinese curse come true.  And when it starts getting a bit too “interesting” for their own interests - e.g. WIKILEAKS! – they will double down...
  • BonerGate: Will the Oboner insert itself into the campaign or will media reaction be flaccid?

    10/12/2016 7:00:23 PM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 12 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 10/12/16 | Canada Free Press
    CFPN Liberty Media: CNN sat on Obama video since 2008 BonerGate: Will the Oboner insert itself into the campaign or will media reaction be flaccid? Our latest video...
  • You Freepers Have Hillary ALL WRONG - This Video Will Change Your Mind

    10/12/2016 12:55:08 PM PDT · by kiryandil · 20 replies
    Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC ^ | October 11, 2016 | Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC
    Why we must ALL vote for Hillary: click on the pic to have your mind changed about Her Thighness. :)
  • Buck goes Skyrocket

    10/12/2016 7:07:03 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 3 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 10/12/2016 | S Morstan
    Popular outdoor television and Youtube hunting videos highlights many whitetail while expiring. Generally, when you shoot a deer, you expect them to jump, maybe flop, some drop where they stand, some run off and leave a trail of blood you have to track (it happens). Generally, you don't expect something like this. When a friend of Garrett Sing took down -his- buck over the weekend, the deer didn’t flop, but it certainly had a spectacular jump! With his last breath, the buck sky rockets up like a spaceship and flips directly on his back. You couldn’t have placed it better...
  • The Basket People

    10/12/2016 5:10:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Wiki-who?Media collusion? Not a story unless the GOP is doing it. Collusion with DOJ on email? Depends on what your meaning of “collusion” is.Conflating email scandal with Benghazi in order to diffuse both? That’s just clever.Mockery of Catholics? Doesn’t everyone? And hey, First Amendment right to do so! Unless we’re talking about the Religion of Peace, in which case it would be hate speech.Besides, they weren’t talking about all Catholics, just a certain ultra-conservative subsect of Catholics who have “hijacked the faith.” Those who are “severely backwards,” who “bastardize the faith” and try to appear “sophisticated” by talking about “subsidiarity”...
  • This is how the election is playing out in the alternate universe

    10/11/2016 3:01:43 PM PDT · by Peter ODonnell · 8 replies
    original to Free Republic | October 11, 2016 | Peter O'Donnell
    Good news, I have established contact with the alternate universe, and Donald Trump is sure to win there. Here's a brief summary. Two days ago, a damaging tape emerged of Hillary Clinton discussing her foundation on a bus. "You take the suckers' money, you know, like you're going to help folks in Haiti, or wherever those dumb n**s live, and you give what you don't want to your friends, and guess what, you get a Nobel prize." And there were vast cackles of witch-like laughter. This of course has been all over TNN (some call it the Trump News Network)....
  • Raging Bullcrap in the Age of US Political Cage Fighting: The Feline Edition

    10/11/2016 12:10:20 PM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 4 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 10/09/2016 | Justin Washington
    The second installment of the Trump – Clinton political cage fight ended yesterday with the Clinton News Network (CNN) miserably depressed that instead of polishing Trump off decisively, Hillary, freshly sealed and waxed, allowed the brash New Yorker to live and fight another day . After the previous Friday’s convenient release of an 11-year secret recording of then registered Democrat Donald Trump’s conversation with Billy Bush, host of “Hollywood Access,” in which he made a reference to felines, Trump apologized twice: once for his crude language and the second time for once being a Democrat. The entire episode reminded Trump...
  • Sure Doesn’t Seem Like 41 Years

    10/11/2016 6:46:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Happy Anniversary Bill and Hillary Clinton! 41 glorious years together, that’s quite an achievement. I’ll drink to that.They have one child, Chelsea, Love you too, “dad”who has now joined them in the family business, The Clinton Global Initiative, and two grandchildren, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky, who will no-doubt carry on the family enterprise when they come of age.Let’s take a brief look at a few of the Clinton’s accomplishments in their years together.First, they ran the state of Arkansas together,where Chelsea was born.There they first learned how to use government funding for private benefit by hiring a nanny...
  • Moose Road Rage

    10/11/2016 6:23:11 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 8 replies
    AK Sportsman ^ | 10/11/2016 | S Morstan
    Maybe don't tailgate a moose the next time you see one. When these two snow mobilers ran into one, the moose had a little something to say about their tailing too close. These two managed to get out with minimal damage, but it was a good thing at least one of them was carrying a gun to warn the creature off. Nobody got seriously hurt this time, but it certainly says something about packing heat in the wilderness. See the video here.
  • "Charlie Rose interviews robot"

    10/10/2016 9:40:17 AM PDT · by SMARTY · 20 replies
    CBS News ^ | 10-10-16 Uh.. oh! Isn't that like incest or something?
  • Lord, and Lady, of the Flies: Four More Years?

    10/10/2016 4:58:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-10-2016 | MOTUS
    “The evil spirit lies like a fly at the door of the human heart.”  - TalmudWhat is it about Democrats and flies? Some of them can’t keep them zipped.And then others just seem to attract them, no matter where they are. And who, I ask you, doesn’t automatically shoo a fly away when it lands on your face? I’ll tell you who, evil people, that’s who. FOUR MORE YEARS!? OF THIS S**T?!!"It is enough for the disciple that he become like his teacher, and the slave like his master. If they have called the head of the house Beelzebub, how...
  • It’s a War. “If We Don’t, We Lose.”

    10/09/2016 6:35:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-9-2016 | MOTUS
    JanicetheElder posted this yesterday, it bears repeating:Unfortunately rather than following Breitbart’s recommendations, RINOs have instead adopted one of the most annoying tactics of the Progressive Left: virtue signaling. Except in RINO-World it’s used to discredit one of their own rather than the enemy – a unique play that generally allows the other team to score while you are still posturing and preening.In case you don’t remember exactly how virtue signaling works here’s a good explanation from Acculturated: it is the popular modern habit of indicating that one has virtue merely by expressing disgust or favor for certain political ideas, cultural...
  • Drinking like a fish

    10/08/2016 11:03:31 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 3 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 10/8/2016 | C Cocoles
    Found on facebook, this fish appears to be guzzling a can of beer with his fisherman buddies– but is it? Of course not. As many commenters on facebook point out, the fish is trying to breathe as it’s stuck on the side of the boat, and these fisherman thought they'd give it a drink. If they caught the fish and ate it later it might be considered a very odd way of pre-seasoning your meal, but at the end of the video, the fish gets away. Fishermen, if you’re going to treat your fish to a beer, make sure it’s...
  • The Shortcomings of the Political Class

    10/08/2016 6:28:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-8-2016 | MOTUS
    There were a lot of rare sightings yesterday that’s for sure. The Donald’s lewd, crude comments weren’t among them. Unfortunately that sort of thing is distressingly, uh…not rare amongst the warrior class.So let’s focus on the rarities, first a Bigfoot sighting in Michigan:Now I will caution you that this could easily be some racist jerk in a gorilla suit trying to punk you or culturally appropriate the Scary Clown craze. Or it could be the real thing – there are just so many trees in the frame that it’s hard to see the forest.Second rare sighting, Hillary speaks the truth...
  • Amazon pulls ‘sexy burka’ party outfit after massive backlash

    10/07/2016 1:28:20 PM PDT · by ncfool · 31 replies ^ | 7 Oct, 2016 05:48 | RT writers
    Online retail giant Amazon was forced to remove a skimpy low-cut black dress, complete with veil, advertised on its website as a “ladies sexy Saudi burka Islamic costume,” after scores of infuriated users labeled it “racist” and “disgusting.” .comCustomers outraged by Walmart’s Israeli soldier Halloween costume Online shoppers surfing Amazon’s UK website for new ideas for upcoming Halloween dress-up parties stumbled upon the garment on Thursday. The mini-dress priced at £18.99 ($23) is apparently a take on the conservative Arab women’s swimwear, except that it barely covers anything but the face, with a niqab leaving only the eyes visible. Upon...
  • Why Does the Sun Set in the West? It’s Science.

    10/07/2016 6:30:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 37 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-7-2016 | MOTUS
    Washington’s ‘governing elite’ think Americans are morons. How is this news? Recently, Johns Hopkins University political scientists Jennifer Bachner and Benjamin Ginsberg conducted a study of the unglamorous D.C. bureaucrat. These are the people who keep the federal government humming — the Hill staffers, the project managers and all those desk workers who vaguely describe themselves as “analysts.”As Bachner and Ginsberg argue, civil servants exercise real power over how the government operates. They write and enforce rules and regulations. They might not decide what becomes law, but they have a hand in how laws are drawn up and how laws...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Juanita Broaddrick Interview)

    10/06/2016 5:12:32 PM PDT · by PROCON · 3 replies ^ | Oct. 6, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Church Hill home takes political insults to new heights

    10/06/2016 10:45:25 AM PDT · by AzNASCARfan · 17 replies
    NBC 12 Richmond ^ | Oct 5 2016 | Mike Valerio
    RICHMOND, VA (WWBT) - It's a canvass of contempt that spares few. Democratic voters may want to take a detour around the corner of 25th and Cedar Streets, after a man covered much of his century-old home in scornful spray paint. The two-story tableau takes on left-leaning politicians, including Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine and Terry McAuliffe. Dozens of demeaning phrases are painted from the ground to the roof, with Bill Clinton compared to Satan, D.C. described as Hades, and the Trump-Pence ticket, praised.
  • REAL Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade & Rope Launcher

    10/06/2016 9:25:02 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 6 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/6/2016 | J Hines
    Have you seen the Xbox game called Assassin Creed? The main character uses a fully functional arm mounted grapple hook. We all think these gadgets and hidden blade is something as fiction but Youtuber ColinFurze have managed to bring them to life and its awesome.Here's how it works? Insert CO2 cannister, point to destination, and fire! Once the grapple-hook is secure, attach the harness tether to the rope launcher. This has also got the switch on it that controls the motor. Now winch yourself up. See the action here.
  • What Other Conclusion Could I Draw?

    10/06/2016 6:43:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-6-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday Barry, applying the new Obama Logic standards, established a strong link between Man Made Global Warming/Climate Change and unrest in the Middle East; and in the process gave himself and the First Female President-in-Waiting a complete pass for the mess in Egypt, Libya, Iran, Iraq, and Syria: “There’s already some really interesting work — not definitive, but powerful — showing that the droughts that happened in Syria contributed to the unrest and the Syrian civil war,” Obama said during the South By South Lawn event at the White House Monday. Obama made the remarks alongside actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who...
  • “Democrats Calling Cesar Millan! Stat!”

    10/05/2016 5:45:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-5-2016 | MOTUS
    Everyone says that Tim Kaine, despite his creepily uncanny resemblance to several dummies, is a really nice guy. And everyone concedes that Mike Pence is a genuinely nice guy; which is why this is the debate everybody was expecting:Butt OMG! what we got was more like this:The Dems sent Timmy/Triumph the insult dog instead of Timmy the Joker. Good grief Dems, a word of advice: stop beating your dogs. The only thing last night’s pet trick accomplished was to make Kaine – if this is even humanly possible –  less likeable than his running mate. Tim, channeling all of Hillary’s...
  • “She Lives To Be Elected” or: “I Run Therefore I Am”

    10/04/2016 5:38:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Well, if she’s going to lose she’ll have to do it on her own. Like every other narcissist it appears that Julian Assange doesn’t really have all that many arrows in his quiver. The Wikileaks “leak” was just another Kardashian Kaper.Don’t worry though - even with help from the MSM and the fake enthusiasm generated by the fake polls H/T Francinepinkand fake polls fakes, she could lose.Although the actual Monmouth Pollsters claim it’s a fake, I still have my doubts. Like Harry Reid’s unsubstantiated claim that Romney paid no taxes for 10 years, or the NYT claim that Trump paid none...
  • The Hydraulic Press Channel (Funny!)

    10/03/2016 11:16:45 AM PDT · by fision · 6 replies
  • Is America Still Lucky?

    10/03/2016 6:53:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Today’s reading assignment: Richard Fernandez’ Zone of Insanity. Two excerpts, the first an anecdote that Shimon Perez related to a reporter: I am very good friends with Putin. And I shall give you, in brief, the content of one of our recent discussions. I told him, “You’re 63 years old, I’m 93 years old. Tell me, what do you want to achieve in the coming 30 years? What are you fighting for? Are you hoping to piss off America?”He says, “No.”“America wants a piece of Russia? No. You have trouble discussing things with Obama?”He says, “Why do you ask?I said,...
  • Trumpular ( A re-mix by POGO )

    10/02/2016 11:46:43 AM PDT · by GraceG · 4 replies
    Pogo ^ | 10/02/2016 | Pogo
    Fromthe people who do awesome mixes of classic songs and movies! Pogo, also heard on Steven Crowder's bumper music.
  • HIIO: You Hack It, We’ll Flak it

    10/02/2016 6:09:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-2-2016 | MOTUS
    Well, it’s October, here come the surprises:Surprise #1.  Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two DecadesNote the use of the word “obtained” not modified by the adverb “illegally,” probably because that’s the only way they could have obtained them. So just as scientists begin to question the existence of “dark matter” (more on that at a later date) here we have definitive proof of its existence. At the same time we have evidence of what many of us non-scientists have long suspected: the IRS has been weaponized for use against...
  • Yes We Can Can!

    10/01/2016 5:58:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-1-2016 | MOTUS
    Where exactly do you fall on the political spectrum Secretary Clinton? Stalwart Progressive, as you told us last July? “I take a backseat to no one when you look at my record in standing up and fighting for progressive values.” A Centrist like your dear husband, as you told us last month: “You know, I get accused of being kind of moderate and center. I plead guilty.” Butt really, what difference, at this point, does it make? Especially since your opponent is a xenophobic, Islamophobic sexist pig.  *cough* *cough*I mean, Hillary could be a Marxist and apparently many former Republicans...
  • The Odd Man Ouch!

    09/30/2016 10:13:47 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 3 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 09/30/16 | Jimy Reed
    A coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money Although Dean and I were only in junior high school, we’ d already acquired hoodlum habits. Convinced that doing wrong was easier than doing right — and more fun — we devised a coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money. Operating on the five-flip, odd-man-wins-all principle, we two con boys lured suckers in and contrived to have our coins land on heads and tails, thus insuring we’d win the third guy’s money.