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  • Sgt. Schultz and Hillary: "I Know Nothing"

    07/25/2016 5:24:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-25-2016 | MOTUS
    You remember the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:”Behold, the 21st century version:  “the Hillary Standard.” "I often feel like there's the Hillary standard and then there's the standard for everybody else," she told CBS. And, strangely, many of her opponents agree with her assessment. @60Minutes @HillaryClinton FBI Dir. Comey agrees pic.twitter.com/StIG0ShmGL— Antonio (@Antonio9847) July 25, 2016 Here are some excerpts (outtakes, as the questions about the DNC emails didn’t make it to the final cut) from the 60 Minutes interview with Hillary yesterday: "No, I didn't know anything about it, and I haven't read any of those," Clinton responded."Again, I don't...
  • I Think My Dog's a Democrat Bryan Lewis Official Video .

    07/24/2016 9:46:03 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 14 replies
    uuuuu't-uuuuubbeh ^ | May 5, 2016 | Bryan Lewis
    Published on May 5, 2016 I Think My Dog's a Democrat Music Video Bryan Lewis Hilarious or should we say "Hillaryous" Buy single on iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/album/id11114... Category Entertainment License Standard YouTube License
  • Back To Our Roots (I hope that’s not considered a microaggresion)

    07/24/2016 5:32:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-24-2016 | MOTUS
    I know: there are some Dems calling for Debbie Wasserman Schultz to be dumped as head of the DNC. Her offense? Leaked emails. Boy those Dems are tough on leakers! Now do you understand why Hillary went to such lengths to ensure nobody would ever be able to see her official emails?Butt enough of that, I have bigger fish to fry. Today I’m going back to my roots – reflecting the fashion iconery of our FLOTUS. For all of you doubters out there who’ve questioned – sometimes not so graciously – Lady M’s status as a fashion forward icon, I...
  • Bon Appétit!

    07/23/2016 5:49:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-23-2016 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you butt I’m sick of the sick world and need a day off. Let’s go to the farmers market!In my neck of the woods it’s peak season…for lots of things. Tomatoes – heirloom or otherwise:Corn:Blueberries:Peppers, mild and HOT!Etc.Etc.Etc. If you can’t find something here to make you happy, you’re doing something wrong. So let’s get those summer recipes rolling – even if it’s just luscious ripe tomatoes,luxurious buratta (Bel Gioioso brand now available at Costco if you can eat 8 balls within a week – and who can’t?),fresh basil, olive oil and grilled bread.Toss in some...
  • The Triple Double Shotgun

    07/22/2016 10:45:36 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 17 replies
    AShooting Journal ^ | 7/22/2016 | C Bailey
    You read right, this beast of a shotgun has 6 barrels and holds 48 rounds at a time. The ultimate zombie apocalypse weapon. Triple double is usually a term thrown around in basketball. Not so much in shotgun lingo. Double barrel shotguns are awesome. But you know what they are not as awesome as? A triple double shotgun. The guys from Demolition Ranch brings us one of the coolest and craziest guns you will ever see. Sure it is super heavy and quite uncomfortable and to be honest, not practical whats so ever. But that doesn’t matter because it is...
  • Prouder, Stronger, Better

    07/22/2016 5:51:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Take heart, it may well be morning in America again.And I can assure you of one thing, with words like this: Together, we will lead our party back to the White House, and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity, and peace. We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a country of law and order. The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents, is that our plan will put America First. Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.We are going to build a great border wall to...
  • FBI Director James Comey Recommends Indictment of Melania Trump And Ivanka Trump [Satire]

    07/21/2016 7:22:24 PM PDT · by kiryandil · 10 replies
    July 21, 2016 | moi
    FBI Director James Comey today recommended that Melania Trump be indicted for a felony violation of an obscure Federal law involving "plagiarism". Comey would not name the Federal law, because 1) it's an active investigation and 2) Attorney General Loretta Lynch has not yet met privately with former president "Bent" Bill Clinton and presidential hopeful "Crooked" Hillary Clinton on a plane somewhere in order to craft the wording of the Federal law. Comey also recommended that both Melania and Ivanka Trump be prosecuted for the new Federal crime of "Being Hotter Than Michelle "The Wookie" & "Crooked" Hillary", a felony...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast

    07/21/2016 5:19:26 PM PDT · by PROCON · 11 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | July 21, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Squirrel Escapes Death from Hawk by Ejecting

    07/21/2016 6:52:18 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 19 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 7/21/2016 | C Bailey
    Blast off! Watch as this squirrel leaps from tree and escapes from being this hawk’s lunch. Many scenarios in life require the fight or flight instinct. It is pretty clear which one this squirrel chose in his near death experience. This brown squirrel went from being dead meat to a flying squirrel in a matter of seconds. Like something out of a movie, it looks as if the squirrel hit Inspector Gadget’s ejector button as he launches from the greenery and into the blue sky. The squirrel lives to see another day and is telling all his squirrel buddies what...
  • RNC Day 3: That’s Mighty Red, White and Blue of You

    07/21/2016 5:27:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-21-2016 | MOTUS
    RNC, day 3. Here’s my rundown.Laura Ingraham – I like to call her “Dr. Laura” butt will restrain from doing so for fear of driving more  potential new readers away due to “having my head up my butt” – was great. Loved the way she went after the the skinny jeans, man-bun wearing pajama boys.I’m still a bit cheezed about her cheezing in on my gig, butt I’m going to be classy and set that aside for the good of the party. Besides, I think she’d make an awesome replacement for Megyn.Ted Cruz disappointed. I better leave it at that....
  • This Bear is all Business

    07/20/2016 7:19:28 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 4 replies
    AK Sportsman ^ | 7/20/2016 | E Nestor
    Check out this bear cub fight a cop. Luckily for this guy, this bear is just a cub. Bears when fully grown is best not to mess with one. Well that is unless it is a pet bear cub. This little bear has plenty of fight in it even though it is still pint sized. Give it a few months and this police officer would have no chance in hand to hand combat with a determined bear. While we do not know any specifics on this video, we do know this little bear is not to be messed with. Who...
  • Boris Johnson Sidesteps Apology For Insulting Obama, Clinton

    07/20/2016 4:59:42 AM PDT · by sinsofsolarempirefan · 11 replies
    Reuters ^ | 07/19/16 | Reuters
    Newly appointed Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson and the US Secretary of State, John Kerry, meet in London to discuss the relationship between the UK and US. In an occasionally awkward press conference, the Foreign Secretary was challenged by US journalists about "outright lies" he had told and articles he had written about the current president and his potential successor
  • John Kerry does Chevy Chase doing Jerry Ford

    07/20/2016 4:42:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2016 | MOTUS
    RNC day 2: Christie was great, Donald Jr. killed it, Dr. Carson appeared to have found his inner-Disney. Had he been even half as animated during the campaign we’d all be sporting Carson ‘16 bumper stickers right now.Butt the real reason the Republicans will win in November? This - the door is closing in the face of America:Let’s hope that the rest of the world will follow Britain’s lead and continue to close the door in the face of globalism. If not, we will still make America great again by closing our door to illegal immigrants, terrorism and unbalanced trade...
  • Love-In-The-Mist

    07/19/2016 5:15:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-19-2016 | MOTUS
    The RNC, day 1. A little drama as Trump’s team beat down a rebellion on the floor led by the Hillary-by-Proxy arm of the Republican Party. The Donald seems to have learned  quickly how to use the  “rigged system” to his benefit. Good.Many speakers: Marcus Lutrell, Sheriff David Clark, Patricia Smith, Rudy Giuliani, Melania…  I didn’t love the water-wings dress butt she could wear a potato sack and look good. And of course there was Tiger’s sister, our honorary MOTI, speaking of her son, Mesa Police Sergeant Brandon Mendoza, killed by a drunk illegal immigrant in a car crash. That’s...
  • America’s Insurance Policy

    07/18/2016 6:13:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-18-2016 | MOTUS
    Because it was in the middle of the afternoon and because it was Shep Smith I wondered if anyone else had seen this exchange in which Shep chastised Governor Jindal for using an offensive term:The answer was a resounding yes. The offensive term? “All Lives Matter.” It takes a special kind of stupid to berate a former governor for using an innocuous term that some people have decided is objectionable. “Very, very divisive phrase – I don’t understand…so unhelpful.” “Why would you…I don’t understand why you’d say that?” Said by Shep with that tone of superiority made up of equal parts...
  • Obama may have confused ISIS with Isis

    07/17/2016 1:19:49 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 13 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 17, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Obama constantly tells us that ISIS (The Islamic State) has nothing to do with Islam, even though Islam is its foundation. However Isis, the Egyptian goddess of health, marriage, and wisdom, plainly had nothing to do with Islam. If Obama's references are actually to Isis, then His characterization is true. After the silly stuff, there are some pertinent videos about the ongoing Islamist conquest of America under Obama. First, a not-very-funny attempt at humor on a very unfunny topic. Not  Islamist terrorist Not Isis' followers   Not Egyptian goddesses The Cultural Appropriation Is our Right (CAIR) organization praised Obama for His appropriation...
  • Damned If I Know

    07/17/2016 5:12:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-17-2016 | MOTUS
    Lady M welcomed this year’s winners of the fifth annual Healthy Lunchtime Challenge and Kids’ State Dinner contest to the White House last week. Ever the Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ she sported an on trend “white floral number with black piping and dainty bows at the sleeves” - and caterpillar eyebrows: Here’s one of the winning recipes, served at the luncheon, from Lily Radtke, Age 11. She calls it Asian in Arkansas:“Ewww! Brown Rice Wrappers!?!  And Naked Soybeans? I wouldn’t feed that to the dog!”For the Spring Rolls4 ounces vermicelli rice noodles 1 tablespoon olive oil ˝ pound shrimp, peeled,...
  • Turkey Drop**

    07/16/2016 4:54:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-16-2016 | MOTUS
    Unfortunately it appears that Turkey’s military coup – which had admiral objectives -   “Turkish Armed Forces have completely taken over the administration of the country to reinstate constitutional order, human rights and freedoms, the rule of law and the general security.” failed. So constitutional order remains wobbly, human rights and freedoms remain subjugated to Islam, the rule of law continues to be subjugated to sharia and general security threatened. Obama is pleased the Islamic autocrat has triumphed. Birds of a feather, so to speak, although apparently not water proof.President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and President Barack Hussein Obama in the Rose Garden,...
  • Hillary to Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky and Pennsylvania Coal Miners: “McDonald’s is Hiring!

    07/15/2016 6:12:13 PM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 32 replies
    Canada Free Pressa ^ | 07/15/16 | William Kevin Stoos
    "I misspoke when I said I misspoke: I really will put you out of business." —Satire When Hillary Clinton spoke at an Ohio town hall meeting during her primary campaign earlier this year, her flippant remark that she would “put a lot of coal miners outta work,” if she is elected President, was as welcome to coal miners as a skunk at a picnic. In an effort to un-ding the bell and reverse the political damage caused by her remarks (undoubtedly one of the reasons that 30,000 Democrats in Pennsylvania switched to the GOP in recent months) she quickly reversed...
  • Let's see what happens when you punch a bear trap

    07/15/2016 9:43:55 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 34 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 7/15/2016 | E Nestor
    This radio personality gets more than he bargained for when he decided to punch a set bear trap. We don’t really know who pitched this idea, but these radio personalities at Rover’s Morning Glory in Cleveland decide that Dieter should put his arm in a bear trap. Bear traps are mostly in disuse now, and the bear trap itself was made as a huge hulking trap to hold a half-ton-bear or more. A 200-pound man is definitely no match against the raw power of the double long springs that power this beast of a bear trap from the past. See...
  • Choose Life

    07/15/2016 5:30:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Looks like somebody didn’t wait for the official “Day of Rage” to begin. Trigger warning - the attack vehicle was a WHITE truck.Ah France! Liberté, egalité, fraternité – Ou la Mort…Of all the choices embedded in their national motto, why on earth have the French chosen Mort? Oh, right; political correctness. And since all lives don’t matter to the New Caliphate that means death to the infidel.As of late Friday the venerable New York Times reported on the massacre, under the heading “What We Don’t Know:” Who was responsible and why. The newspaper Nice Matin reported early Friday that he...
  • Free the Delegates and Support Walker-Cruz 2016

    07/14/2016 8:15:15 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 94 replies
    TheRepugnant ^ | 7/14/2016 | By Erick (the delusional) Erickson
    Assuming there is enough support for the delegates to free themselves from the suicide pact that is a Trump nomination, they need a back up ticket. The chief concern I get from delegates is that if they free themselves, what do they do. I think the most obvious choice would be a Scott Walker – Ted Cruz ticket. Let me explain why. First, it goes without saying that many of the major players in the party already know that Donald Trump is heading the party to electoral defeat and a certain loss of the Senate. But these same people would...
  • I Am Altering the Deal

    07/14/2016 4:33:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Aren’t judges, especially Supreme Court Justices, supposed to be impartial? “(Trump) is a faker,” she told CNN in an interview from her chambers.“He has no consistency about him. He says whatever comes into his head at the moment. He really has an ego. … How has he gotten away with not turning over his tax returns? The press seems to be very gentle with him on that.” – NY Post "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." – Darth Vader The Donald’s response: (trigger – literally – warning) “Her mind is shot.”Posted from: Michelle Obama’s...
  • which animal best represents the Libertarian Party?

    07/13/2016 5:49:48 PM PDT · by Peter ODonnell · 57 replies
    original to FR | July 13, 2016 | Peter O'Donnell
    The Republicans have their elephant and the Democrats are represented by a donkey, burro or ass. By the way, in Cleveland, the logo for the RNC looks rather like an elephant about to deal harshly with an armadillo (I think it's half a guitar, presumably a nod to Cleveland's role as host of the Rock n'Roll Hall of Fame.) But I was wondering, what animal best represents the Libertarian Party? Do they already have one? A soaring eagle? A large bull? How about an ostrich? But an ostrich with a stash buried underground.
  • Reality: Black and White

    07/13/2016 5:53:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2016 | MOTUS
    We take a time-out in America’s new race war to reflect on how one’s view of the world is determined by the lens one peers through.H/T NVR; trans-imaging compliments of MOTUSLet’s analyze: Not even Jackie Onassis had the poise, intelligence Oh wow! Look - three candies that match! Again!and elegance of this woman, and no other First Lady had a degree from even one, let alone two, ivy league colleges. "To describe [her thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be 'read' at all, in the strict sense of the verb.  This is because it...
  • How Did You Celebrate 7/11?

    07/12/2016 4:54:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2016 | MOTUS
    You did know that yesterday was 7/11 didn’t you? So how did you celebrate? Did you go for a free Slurpee? Knock-off your local 7-Eleven?Or did you do like our ruling class and honor the day by honoring the people who work at 7 Elevens?1st, JoeyB:That wins him the Big Gulp Award.And then there’s Hiliary:Big Gulp and Super Big Gulp:Butt remember - we’re the racists around here.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • BOOM! Don't Blame The Whites, Africa Ain't My Home - MUST SHARE!

    07/11/2016 9:23:36 PM PDT · by WayneDupreeShow · 50 replies
    Newsninja2012 ^ | 7-12-16 | Wayne Dupree
    All I have to say is this young man is hilarious but he gives some truth. Some of you might be angry at his delivery but he actually means well. Terrance Williams is his name and this video is going viral on Facebook. I said this and I'll say it again. I am not from Africa. I was born here in America and I won't be going there anytime soon. It's nice to know my ancestors were from there and I am sorry about what they went through as they were brought over here but that has nothing to do...
  • How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? (Humor)

    07/10/2016 2:03:04 PM PDT · by granite · 10 replies
    7/10/2016
    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course! After the first round of votes was counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,...
  • Banana Republics and the Nuts Who Run Them

    07/10/2016 6:08:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember back in the 70’s when Woody Allen was funny? What a great portfolio:Sleeper - So how would you feel if your name was Miles Monroe and you ran the Happy Carrot Health Food Store in Greenwich Village and you went into St. Vincent's Hospital for a minor operation one morning and woke up two hundred years in the future? And America had become a police state? Ha Ha! As if that could ever happen! And like anyone would ever admit that butter, steak and chocolate were good for you! Play it Again Sam - He's your average, ordinary movie...
  • Dear God, Please Don’t Put America in the Compost Bin of History. Amen.

    07/09/2016 5:51:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 32 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Burning question of the day: If America’s first half-black President knowingly but unintentionally turns the United States into a banana republic, would that be wrong? Illegal? Extremely careless? Does it depend on whether he actually intended to turn the world’s most “robust” economy into a banana republic? Would any reasonable prosecutor bring such a case? Or is it racist of me to even bring this up?Tomorrow we’ll explore this concept further butt for today just hold this happy thought: banana republics are highly susceptible to organic coups d'état, often lead by the military. Have mercy upon us, O LORD, have...
  • There’s a Cloud Over America

    07/08/2016 4:56:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-8-2016 | MOTUS
    A cloud hangs over America: do you see protection or control?Yes Barry, you’re right; this is “an American issue.” And it’s not just a gun issue it’s a racial issue. To be clear: if a black man is killed in America, it’s a racial issue. If anyone else gets killed in America it’s a gun issue.And while it’s hard to precisely pinpoint when this became absolute truth I think we can all agree that it started in 2009, when the President of the United States - in the absence of any facts - declared that the arrest of his friend,...
  • Hillary's America - the movie!

    07/07/2016 12:06:34 PM PDT · by 2harddrive · 13 replies
    Here is the trailer for the blockbuster movie “Hillary’s America”, to be in theaters later this month! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ&feature=youtu.be
  • ABC News Liz Kreutz screenshot of Hillary’s Instagram will infuriate Clinton

    07/07/2016 1:05:50 PM PDT · by Jookos · 59 replies
    Jookos News ^ | 7/7/2016 | Jookos News
    ABC news journalist Liz Kreutz who has been covering the Clinton campaign noted that Barack Obama had taken over Hillary Clinton’s Instagram account. Liz even took a screenshot showing Barack Obama’s description alongside the picture. However look a little bit closer, there’s a comment also included in the picture that is sure to send Hillary running towards the phones to have the image removed.
  • Elk on a Trampoline

    07/07/2016 7:43:00 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 25 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 7/7/2016 | M Alpert
    Just when you thought you had seen it all, Greg Chase a resident of Evergreen, CO observed these elks in his backyard, particular the one in the trampoline. Here's what he had to say about the whole thing. A young elk was stumbling around on his family's trampoline, while other elk were grazing the ground nearby. The young elk quickly realized that getting off the trampoline was much harder than getting on. The Elk's friend on the outside actually looks like he wants to get in and join the fun while the Mom looks on. See the video here.
  • Coincidence? Okay, I’ll Play Along.

    07/07/2016 5:30:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-7-2016 | MOTUS
    If you don’t believe in coincidences, global warming or common sense gun confiscation controls, butt you  DO believe that we really DID put a man on the moon, you might find the following coincidental events suspect: COINCIDENCE #1, Monday, 6/27: Both Bubba and Lynchin’ Loretta find themselves on the tarmac at Phoenix airport with time to kill. Bubba, yearning to chat about his new grandkid and golf, saunters on over and spends a half hour with the AG - who has no grandkids and doesn’t play golf, so he did most of the talking. The subject of the FBI investigation...
  • Things I Trust More Than Hillary

    Monica Lewinski A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby Winning the Nigerian lottery The government when it says a tax will be temporary Duggar birth control plan A drunk bomb disposal technician ISIS tour guide for Christians Donald Trumps toupee A police officer selling weed Brownies at a frat party ... and 200+ more things.
  • Criminal Intent Matters Naught When You’re Above the Law

    07/06/2016 3:39:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 32 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-6-2016 | MOTUS
    It depends on what the meaning of “law” is; and “criminal” …and “intent.”They make a cute couple don’t they? Dysfunctional, butt cute.And again, I feel it necessary to ask: Evil?or Incompetent?Butt you know the drill: What difference, at this point, does it make? Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • OMG! We’re Turning Into the French!!

    07/05/2016 5:35:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-5-2016 | MOTUS
    “Occam's razor” - the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for an event occurring, it is most likely that the simplest one is the correct one. With our military beginning to look more like a social experiment every day than a mighty fighting force Sorry Klinger, section 8 no longer appliesit is time to raise the perennial question once again: is Obama evil or incompetent?  Before you answer, consider the following: In January of this year the Iranians captured one of our Navy ships; the sailors immediately confessed to wrongdoing, apologized to their...
  • It Took 240 Years But Now Even the Brits Understand Independence Day

    07/04/2016 6:07:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Like all of your favorite radio/teevee hosts I’m doing a “best of” today. I hope you enjoy my 2016 4th of July retrospective: Happy Birthday America!From 2010: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? These founding documents were designed and declared with full knowledge of human nature and complete understanding of the soul’s tendencies. The result was the formation of a more perfect union which has stood the test of time in no small part due to the wisdom of these founders who crafted a near sacred separation of powers within the government they created.  Let us honor their courage, their genius...
  • It’s Just One Frocky Horror Picture Show© After Another

    07/03/2016 5:30:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-3-2016 | MOTUS
    I was working on a post, butt decided it wasn’t appropriate for Independence Day weekend, so I give you this instead, inspired by somebody’s suggestion the other day that we do a review of some of Lady M’s, umm, “classic fashions.”  Below are the results of the last review I conducted, on May 5, 2013, with a h/t to Lady Biki who I believe in an earlier life first introduced us to the term “Frocky Horror Picture Show.”   The “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” 2013 Battle Is Now….Over! The 2013 Edition of my historic “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” battle is...
  • The 4th of July in Neverland

    07/02/2016 4:36:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-2-2016 | MOTUS
    In case you were wondering if there was any impact of top ranked universities dropping the requirement that history majors study U.S. history:Apparently, yes. Sadly, non-history majors know even less.God bless America - we’re going to need it with this, the most expensively non-educated generation ever to emerge from the hallowed halls of America’s propagandist system.As long as you get them while they’re still young:The Peter Pan generation can’t be duct taped soon enoughWelcome to the 4th of July in Neverland, where the word “independence” no longer exists.The Millennial Anthem: “run, run, lost boy,they say to me; away from all...
  • Media reaction to speech by Independence Day’s President Whitmore is spot on

    07/01/2016 6:24:09 PM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 11 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 07/01/16 | Robert Laurie
    President Whitmore is a globalist, humanist, anti-alien, misogynist, who needs to be impeached immediately. Oh, and he's obviously part of the Illuminati You may have already seen the following clip, but it’s 4th of July weekend and I thought I’d share it for those who haven’t. It’s the Friday before a holiday, so let’s have a little fun. The question is this: What if Independence Day’s President Whitmore gave his rousing rally-the-troops speech today? How would the media react? The answer is hilarious, terrifyingly accurate, an astute indictment of the way the modern media machine works.
  • What Bubba and Loretta were really discussing on the tarmac at Phoenix Sky Harbor

    07/01/2016 12:06:18 PM PDT · by Zakeet · 41 replies
    July 1, 2016
    About the only thing that makes sense if you reject the grandchildren and golf line ... and the idea that they were cutting a deal for the Witch, the Clinton Foundation, Obozo, and/or Bubba himself ...Remember, Billy Boy always had the hots for a well-turned ankle ... or anything on either end of a female's leg, for that matter ...And always remember ... if the plane's a rockin' - don't come knockin'!
  • Buttons and Bows – redux

    07/01/2016 5:47:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-1-2-16 | MOTUS
    Apropos of nothing, other than a comment yesterday regarding Lady M’s proclivity for large bows, I’m doing a holiday weekend re-run of this Buttons and Bows post from 2011. It seems a long time ago doesn’t it? Who’d of thunk at the time that this was as good as it was going to get?Any-hoo, if nothing else I think you’ll enjoy the Wons’ do-si-do dance steps. Welcome to the not-yet-way-back-enough machine.ORIGINALLY POSTED SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 It is amazing isn’t it, Lady M”s special gift? She can lighten the mood of any event. Take yesterday for example. What would have been...
  • The Michelle Marrakech Express Mashup

    06/30/2016 5:05:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-30-2016 | MOTUS
    Looking at the world through the sunset in your eyes Traveling the train through clear Moroccan skies Ducks and pigs and chickens call Animal carpet wall to wall American ladies five-foot tall in blue I feel pretty!Oh, so pretty!I feel pretty and witty and bright!  Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express They're taking me to Marrakesh All aboard the train, all aboard the train All the boys think she's a spy She's got Bette Davis eyes! She got Marilyn Monroe thighs! Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh...
  • Humor ? | Lets give all immigrants and Muslim "terror" groups what they want and need.

    06/28/2016 1:51:00 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 7 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | June 28, 2016 | Dan Miller
    This is a guest post by Loretta Lynchmob, Supreme Attorney of Imam Obama's Loving America. Her younger sister is among the singers in the following inspirational video, as is Hillary Clinton. Here are her, er, inspiring words.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msbfN81Gm0 I also participated in this dazzling performance on my way to support an abortion clinic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfqND7qROQQ Unfortunately, I did not have enough time to sing What the World Needs Now is Love before or after making my remarks following the White supremacist hate-group's attack in Orlando, Florida during which almost two hundred innocent  homosexuals and lesbians were killed or wounded. That sad incident, of course,...
  • Our 21st Century Smurf-ragettes

    06/28/2016 5:48:28 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-28-2016 | MOTUS
    The suffragettes of the early 20th century demanded a woman’s right to vote.The Smufragettes, the 21st century heirs of that proud legacy, demand a woman’s right to have an abortion  anywhere, anytime and now apparently by anyone.I wish the Supreme Court would be half as vigilant with respect to our Second Amendment Rights – which are specifically spelled out in the Constitution - as they are abortion rights – which are derived from an “interesting,”  and unprecedented “privacy” interpretation of the 14th amendment’s equal protection clause that guarantees your right to not have your house searched without a warrant. (Aside: a “fetus”...
  • “The Peasants Are Revolting” W Guest Dr. Bill Warner

    06/27/2016 11:26:56 PM PDT · by Califreak · 10 replies
    Intellectual Froglegs ^ | 6/27/16 | Joe Dan Gorman
    Joe Dan Gorman talks about Brexit, Donald Trump and discusses islamic history with Dr Bill Warner in this humorous and informative video.
  • No Comment Required

    06/27/2016 4:54:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-27-2016 | MOTUS
    Did you ever - and I mean ever - think the San Francisco Gay Pride parade would be boycotted for not being queer enough? Because it was too corporate, too straight and too white…to “feel like an appropriate setting to show LGBT solidarity?” Yeah, me either. And not only that butt it’s apparently too racist as well: The Bay Area’s chapter of Black Lives Matter (BLM) has officially pulled out of San Francisco’s gay pride parade because the city is providing an increased police presence for security. –Breitbart Don’t you hate it when your identity groups fight amongst themselves?Meanwhile, in international...
  • CARTOON: Senator Bernie Sanders and OG Crackpipe rap food stamp shuffle

    06/26/2016 12:48:25 PM PDT · by mainestategop · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Mainestategop
    GIVE IT UP FOR SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS AND OCCUPY WALLSTREET'S FINEST, OG CRACKPIPE! We gonna drink we gonna buy WE gonna smoke and get high Smoke and get high Smoke and get high Smoke and get high Smoke and get high King foe a week welfare SSI gonna use my EBT Gonna hustle and buy Gonna smoke and get high smoke and get high Smoke and get high Smoke and get high Yeah, I livin in the projects and living of yo back you work two jobs while I get to lay back you workin foe the man and...