Posted on 04/24/2024 10:38:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Biden Administration's efforts to bring peace to Gaza by supporting the Palestinian Authority (PA) went awry went the money the US provided was spent to reward the families of martyrs in the fight against the Jewish occupation of Palestine. Spokesman for the PA Jenin Adnan Abu Aisheh emphasized that "compensating the heros of Islam is, and always has been, our highest priority."
US Secretary of State Tony Blinken said "it is profoundly disappointing to see the aid we have given to the PA diverted to furthering the conflict. By taking the PA's side in their struggle for dominance against Hamas we had hoped to build good will and open up a path to peace."
Director of the Palestinian Commission of Prisoners' Qadura Fares said "the notion that we would change our objectives for mere money demonstrates a misunderstanding of our obligation as Muslims to convert or subjugate unbelievers. The only path to true peace is for the whole world to worship Allah."
Blinken urged the PA "to be patient. There's another $9 billion that will be on its way to them now that the foreign aid bill is passed by Congress. That's in addition to the port we are going to build for them. The President strongly believes that by giving everything and asking for nothing in return we will win the hearts and minds of our Muslim friends around the globe."
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Every Republican should have this statement placed on his desk in Congress:
Director of the Palestinian Commission of Prisoners’ Qadura Fares said “the notion that we would change our objectives for mere money demonstrates a misunderstanding of our obligation as Muslims to convert or subjugate unbelievers. The only path to true peace is for the whole world to worship Allah.”
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