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  • It’s Howdy Doody Time!

    06/25/2016 4:02:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-25-2016 | MOTUS
    From Richard Fernandez, Forget the Lifeboat, It's the Iceberg that Counts: The rebellion is real and therefore the causes of the rebellion are also real. Yet even on the day after Brexit, the establishment still found ways to deny the vote was anything more than bigotry and xenophobia run wild. Perhaps the most damning example of its attitude comes from a Tweet by Sharyl Attkisson:Faced with the threat of an EU breakup, the foreign policy crisis of a lifetime, Obama sent a spin-doctor and gave a speech — Howdy Messina, spin-doctor extraordinaire and it didn’t work. . . . Don’t...
  • I Think My Dog's a Democrat

    06/24/2016 6:04:50 PM PDT · by Sgt_Schultze · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | 5 May 2016 | Brian Lewis
    No thread. This is a YouTube video so folks can smile, just a little. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ
  • Ideas for today.

    06/24/2016 7:51:08 AM PDT · by WhirlwindAttack · 9 replies
    Vanity | Today | Me!
    There comes a time in everyone's life when you just have to do chores. My most onerous burden is washing dishes. I admit I have been lax in this lately so I've come up with a game plan. Step 1: Throw away all plastic containers recycled from former food items. In one fell swoop I eliminate 50% of cleanup today. Step 2: Get a dog and name it Prewash. Set dirty pans on the floor after they cool and Prewash does the rest. Ingenious! Step 3: After grocery shopping for the month, prepare bulk meals. Oven fry that 10 lb....
  • The Good News: There Will Always Be An England

    06/24/2016 5:14:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-24-2016 | MOTUS
    “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” – Winston Churchill  Well go figure…apparently a good share of the people were really pissed off. Looks like they chose blessings. And freedom.So the good news is there will always be an England.The bad news is there will always be an EU too.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Man tries to steal AK-47 by stuffing it in his pants

    06/23/2016 8:54:07 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 18 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/23/2016 | C Bailey
    A man named Marlon Paul Alarez goes into a Florida pawn shop in broad daylight and attempts to steal an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants. Not exactly smart by any standards. This was captured by the store CCTV camera. In the video, you can hear the judge run through his dumb plan and question the young man’s efforts. This is a prime of example of how far criminals and murderers will go to get their hands on weapons. Taking guns away from responsible citizens to protect themselves will only cause more harm to our society and the people...
  • Capital Hill Gun Control for Dummies

    06/23/2016 5:04:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-23-2016 | MOTUS
    Republicans could learn a thing or two from their Democrat colleagues – now they know how to not lose! Just say NO! Refuse to leave until you get your way.As is often the case with politicians, cats can best illustrate the basic differences.Republican cat faces its political enemy:Democrat cat, dealing with his political enemy:Butt now the conundrum: the 4th of July is coming up and many of these elected officials have parade commitments back in their districts. So don’t expect many of them to remain in the Capital Hill sandbox throughout the 4th of July break, I doubt that any...
  • Trump vs. Hillary - The Championship Fight Round by Round

    06/22/2016 8:32:32 AM PDT · by Jim 0216 · 5 replies
    We're about to start Round Seven. Here is a replay of the first six rounds... We’re at ringside folks and this should be a good one. Hillary’s backers assumed she’d take the crown without much of a fight, but Trump has other ideas. The Clinton Team is used to delivering hits without their opponents laying a glove on them. But they have never seen the likes of Donald Trump and his “Bum of the Month Club” where he beat sixteen rivals in nine months. He looks fresh. He looks ready. Against Hillary, he says he will “Float like a butterfly...
  • “Death To America!” - Domestic Version

    06/22/2016 4:45:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Loretta Lynch was dispatched last Sunday to tell us that we couldn’t presume to determine Omar Mateen’s motive for shooting up a gay club. And to advise all of us good little girls, boys, zes, etc. that we would be allowed to read the cleaned up version of Omar’s onsite brag. She reversed herself when even the Left was outraged by such blatant censuring of the 911 tape.Then Loretta went to Orlando to find out why Omar did what he did: Someday the U.S. attorney general hopes to establish a motive, but this is not the day: After meeting with...
  • Tough day of Fishing?

    06/21/2016 8:23:57 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 10 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/21/2016 | J Hoffman
    Not compared to this girl Yes, this girl isn't dress down for a little shore fishing. Clad in a black dress and heels, she displays a fine form as she sits at the edge of a pond in a deck chair. But then it all quickly unravels. All anglers have experienced this once – dropping things in the lake, breaking rods, and even falling in. But can this girl’s luck get any worse? Her reaction to it all does certainly take the cake. Real or fake, you have to admit that clip is hilarious. If anything, she walked away with...
  • “Now the Circle is Complete.”

    06/21/2016 4:41:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-21-2016 | MOTUS
    I totally forgot to congratulate Hillary on the arrival of her second grandchild! So congrats: now your legacy is complete.However, I was alarmed when I saw her arriving to meet the new grandson at Lenox hospital in New York:I kept wondering: precisely what type of “Senior Care Emergency Medical Services” were required here?And, as RobinH asked the other day, who walks like that?And who swaddles themselves like that, in head-to-toe black during the summer solstice?Well, other than Muslims…And Big Foot? “Michelle is known for her clean and classic style and she loves to wear lesser known labels. On this ocassion...
  • Cultural Relativity and the Power of Critical Thinking

    06/20/2016 4:59:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-20-2016 | MOTUS
    Cultural relativity, it will be the death of us, literally:Because, you know, Islam is the religion of peace and is therefore as valid as Christianity. How did cultural relativism come to replace critical thinking in America? Maybe it started when the curriculum was dumbed down to the point of replacing math courses with “diversity studies.”  “What,” you say? “That would never happen? Certainly not at the 4th largest public university in the state of Michigan.” A faculty committee has proposed adding a three credit hours requirement in diversity to the general education curriculum at Wayne State University. It also recommended...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-19-16 (Brock-Paid Hillary Trolls Gloating Over Bernie Ban Day)

    06/19/2016 12:05:43 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 19, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Tomorrow is SUPPOSEDLY Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland. I say "supposedly" because Skinner chickened out at the last moment and delayed Bernie Ban Day last Thursday with the new target day being tomorrow. In any event, the Brock-paid Hillary trolls are already gloating over this shut down of any criticism of Hillary or any other elected Democrat politician. In effect, this bans Bernie supporters since their rights of free speech will be ABOLISHED in DUmmieland. The problem for Skinner is that he will be left with mostly Brock-paid Hillary trolls who are currently posting in DUmmieland strictly for the...
  • Still Grazin’ In The Grass

    06/19/2016 4:36:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-19-2016 | MOTUS
    I see we’re wrapping up our 8 year tour of duty exactly the same way we launched it: with a taxpayer funded tour of several national parks out west. This time Barry warned that unless we do something about global warming, there will be no more National Parks! Recalling the first time he saw a moose in Yosemite,he said it changed him forever. Good argument against moose on the loose if you ask me.Anyway, I thought it might be fun to “reflect” back over the years and see how much we’ve all “changed” since that first “short” trip to the...
  • Happy Father's Day! Here's lots of fatherly advice from Homer Simpson.

    06/19/2016 3:39:08 AM PDT · by harpygoddess · 8 replies
    VA Viper ^ | 06/19/2016 | HarpyGoddess
    “No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.” “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” “Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.” “Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
  • GO AHEAD: MAKE MY DAY

    06/18/2016 4:49:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-18-2016 | MOTUS
    THE FOLLOWING RE-POST FROM LAST JANUARY IS IN HONOR OF YESTERDAY’S SENATE DEFEAT OF THE LATEST “NEVER LET A GOOD CRISIS GO TO WASTE” GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION: Obama’s Creative, Imaginary, Non-fiction Common Sense Gun Control CNN held a "Guns in America" town hall meeting yesterday to give el Presidente an arena to further discuss his common sense “gun safety” controls.. Things we learned: Barry has never actually been a gun owner (although he did play one on TV once): “I don’t have much experience with guns, butt that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to use one.”Big Guy, shooting...
  • Is Pro Bass Fishing really all cracked up to be?

    06/17/2016 11:33:23 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 26 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/17/2016 | R Bonner
    If you’re into bass fishing or follow pro fishing, there are some derogatory comments about the sport from the "haters". Enter pro angler Fat Cat Newton rattling off in this video in response to the subject. Excerpt script from the video: To these people that think professional fishin' is not a professional sport, bless your heart. Apparently you've never been across the water runnin' about seventy-sixty miles an hour makin' that long run, when the weatherman says 'ah the wind’s gonna blow about five to ten miles an hour’ you get out there there’s thirty-four mile-an-hour gusts, you got three...
  • Do You Need Key Limes to Identify as a Key Lime Pie?

    06/17/2016 4:28:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-17-2016 | MOTUS
    It’s that time of year again – graduation. And you all know what that means:  Costco is once again stocking their key lime pie.It’s Yuge!Now, if you don’t live near a Costco or just want to make your own you can follow the instructions of Judge Alex Ferrer who showed Fox and Friends hosts yesterday how to make your own key lime pie…without any key limes. Or any kind of limes for that matter. How does that work? Watch for yourself. Spoiler alert: even though it has no key limes, it self identifies as a key lime pie. Good enough...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-16 (Skinner CHICKENS OUT On Bernie Ban Day!!!)

    06/16/2016 6:15:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2016 | Skinner, DUmmies, Jackals, & PJ-Comix
    Well, today is Bernie Ban Day and guess what? At the last moment, Skinner has CHICKENED OUT. Yes, when staring straight into the face of site suicide, Skinner just couldn't pull the trigger. Instead he is "delaying" Bernie Ban Day until June 20...or so he says. Here is Skinner's incredibly lame excuse about why he couldn't kill off DUmmieland today as you can see in his thread, DU's General Election Season postponed until Monday June 20. The Brexit vote will happen in exactly a week but the Berexit (Bernie Exit) on DUmmieland has been delayed because of Skinner's lack...
  • None So Blind…

    06/16/2016 4:53:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-16-2016 | MOTUS
    Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not… Jeremiah 5:21  H/T BlondeGatorNo, Jug-Eared O-man, you can’t buy a vowel, you can’t even buy a clue.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Phrases about Islamist Terrorism that won't Offend Anyone Important | Humor

    06/15/2016 1:55:57 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 1 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | June 15, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Obama, His Department of Homeland Security, CAIR and His many other collaborators colleagues have tried really hard not to offend Islamists when talking about Islamist terror. Ditto the lamebrain mainstream media. They need more variety, so here are just a few politically correct suggestions for appropriate phrases guaranteed not to offend anyone important.Church violence -- for use when Islamists burn or otherwise attack a church. Synagogue violence -- as above, but when they burn or otherwise attack a synagogue. Christian violence - broader than church violence, but otherwise about the same. Jewish violence -- Broader than synagogue violence, but otherwise about the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-16 (D Minus 1 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/15/2016 10:03:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | June 15, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Tomorrow is Bernie Ban Day.This is not what Skinner wanted. He was hoping that Bernie would come together with Hillary and pledge his support for her as all get together, Socialists and Corrupt Crony Capitalists, for a giant kumbaya. Although Skinner was most likely praying fervently yesterday to Goddess Gaia for this outcome, the news has come out that Bernie is TAKING IT TO THE CONVENTION!!! This means Bernie Ban Day tomorrow will drive out most of the Sandernistas who comprise about 90% of the DUmmies, leaving only a few Brock-paid Hillary trolls. Should you doubt the Great Schism...
  • WORDS, JUST WORDS?

    06/15/2016 4:54:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember back in 2008 when Hillary accused Barry of being all talk, nothing but a bunch of words? The community organizer responded strongly to her criticism: Don’t tell me words don’t matter. I have a dream – Just words? We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal – Just words? We have nothing to fear but fear itself – Just words?  Just speeches? It’s true that speeches don’t solve all problems. But what is also true is that if we can’t inspire our country to believe again, then it doesn’t matter how many policies...
  • I Hear America Singing Too: STFU!!!

    06/14/2016 5:15:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-14-2016 | MOTUS
    TO THE STATES. TO the States or any one of them, or any city of the States, Resist      much, obey little, Once unquestioning obedience, once fully enslaved, Once fully enslaved, no nation, state, city of this earth, ever after-     ward resumes its liberty. - Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass  Do you hear America singing? Have you noticed that increasingly everyone’s singing their own song, and invariably off key? It’s like a million Roseanne Barrs screaming the American Anthem at us, before grabbing her crotch.It’s really beginning to annoy me, and throw me off my normally good mood. As...
  • Trump vs. Hillary - The Championship Fight: Through Round Six

    06/13/2016 2:01:55 PM PDT · by Jim 0216 · 8 replies
    We’re at ringside folks and this should be a good one. Hillary’s backers assumed she’d take the crown without much of a fight, but Trump has other ideas. The Clinton Team is used to delivering hits without their opponents laying a glove on them. But they have never seen the likes of Donald Trump and his “Bum of the Month Club” where he beat sixteen rivals in nine months. He looks fresh. He looks ready. Against Hillary, he says he will “Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Her hands can’t hit what her eyes can’t see.” The...
  • “Weapons of war have no place on our streets.”

    06/13/2016 4:59:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 26 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-13-2016 | MOTUS
    So let’s be perfectly clear: the massacre at the Pulse club was an act of “terrorism” and “hate” - which is redundant. Butt we still don’t want to use either of those icky and oh-so-definitive adjectives: “Islamic” and “radical.” So, while we’re all in agreement that we must Make America Great Again, as usual we disagree on how to go about it. The Donald thinks we should begin by calling “it” what “it” is and closing our borders to the people most likely to practice “it”. Crooked Hillary thinks we need to throw more gun control at it: Clinton, meanwhile,...
  • Outline of O'Bama's First Draft of Post-Orlando Speech /SARC

    06/12/2016 4:25:18 PM PDT · by Oscar in Batangas · 9 replies
    Unpubliushed | Self
    Snagged from the White House dumpster.... Happy Bomb-a-don, guys. How do you like my 'fundamental transformation' of America now? Betcha don't think you're in Kansas, anymore. (We're all in Bagdad now.) Really guys, y'all need to quit hating on my poor ISIL refugee buddies. That's just not who we are. Just to be on the safe side, EVERYBODY who owns a legally registered gun, proceed to the nearest law enforcement office and surrender it and all of its ammo. We'll get it all back to you when we think the time is right. May Allah bless (or whatever) the 57...
  • Government Bullies Demand Access to Man’s Land For Absurd Reason, His Reply Letter Is EPIC

    06/12/2016 9:57:15 AM PDT · by SandRat · 30 replies
    Conservative Tribune ^ | Matthew Johansen
    If you own something — a business, a home, a car, land, really anything — liberals don’t believe that’s really yours. You’re just allowed to have that because the government lets you! We saw this recently when the state of Oregon asked residents for access to their land to conduct a survey. One of the homeowners’ responses was so epic that it stopped them in their tracks, though — and will hopefully inspire others to do the same. “(Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife) staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs and other amphibians over the next few...
  • Reminder: Islam Does Not Approve of the Gay Lifestyle

    06/12/2016 5:43:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Here we are only 7 days into Ramadan 2016 and already we’ve had an Islamic terrorist attack on American soil? That’s certainly what it looks like. How do we know? Police officials did not tell us that terrorism was ruled out. I take that to mean it’s been ruled in; what do you think?Let’s see: December 2, 2015 San Bernardino Christmas party Inlamic terrorist attack by Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik. June 11, 2016, Orlando; gay nightclub attacker has apparent ties to Islamic terrorism. Nope, I don’t see any connection to Islamic terrorism either.So let’s all vote for Hillary and...
  • If Donald Trump had his own action figure (humor video)

    06/11/2016 1:42:27 PM PDT · by Albion Wilde · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 7, 2016 | Max Goodrich
    The ALL NEW DONALD TRUMP ACTION FIGURE! Make America great again and battle the evil Heartless Hilary and ROBOBAMA!
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-11-16 (D Minus 5 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/11/2016 1:33:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 11, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Today is D Minus 5 and counting until Bernie Ban Day on June 16. So guess who else is doing the SAME countdown? Brock-paid Hillary trolls in DUmmieland who are counting down the days until NO CRITICISM of Her Thighness will be permitted, effectively banning all the Bernie folks. You can see their countdown in this thread, New Hillary Scandal Checks All the Boxes on the Clinton Controversy Bingo Card. Such "heresy" as indicated by the title will no longer be permitted in DUmmieland starting June 16 as you can see in the joyous but ominous countdown following the...
  • All Your Technology Are Belong To Us

    06/11/2016 5:10:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Nancy Pelosi joins the ranks of Al Gore, who invented the Internet, Elizabeth “'there-is-nobody-in-this-country-who-got-rich-on-their-own” Warren and Barry “you-didn’t-build-that-yourself” Obama. She is now officially one of the illuminati who knows for sure that only the Government invents stuff (thanks to your individual involuntary contributions to the Federal Treasury).See this iPhone? “Federal research invented it.” Not to denigrate Steve Jobs role she noted that he “did a good idea designing it and putting it together.”  So, got that, Steve Jobs? You “did a good idea” butt  “all your technology are belong to us.”Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-10-16 (D Minus 6 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/10/2016 3:09:59 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    Today is D Minus 6 and counting to Bernie Ban Day. And today an abbreviated but SIGNIFICANT DUFU editon. Why? Because the Skinner's wife, SHELLY MOSKWA, is IN THE NEWS!!! And of course it involves the Clinton Cash she and her husband have been receiving in order to BETRAY the DUmmies. The news comes from The Intercept and is headlined, Hillary Clinton Used Leadership PAC as “Slush Fund” in 2008-09. Gee! What a surprise...NOT! Is there ever ANY instance of Hillary being around money where she doesn't break the rules in order to skim off an illegal portion? However...
  • Seriously dangerous training for these Sharpshooters

    06/10/2016 10:56:15 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 13 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/10/2016 | E Nestor
    Have a look at this insane video that shows a foreign military unit shooting at the range. What's humorous and very dangerous is that they have their compadres downrange holding a plate (target) while these sharpshooters take the shot. Again, do not try this at home, See the video here.
  • Stand By Me: Presidential Candidate Version

    06/10/2016 6:18:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-10-2016 | MOTUS
    So, The Won endorsed The Ton. Ho-Hum. Oh and  BTW, yes, The Ton is apparently under “criminal investigation” despite previous denials to the contrary. It’s no big deal, lots of Presidential Nominees have been under criminal investigation while running for…oh wait, no; they haven’t. Still no big deal, Barry is going to stand by her.In other news - if you are suffering from Muhammad Ali fatigue, it will all be over soon: The Greatest is being laid to rest today. Here, I think, is the best way to remember him - as Cassius Clay. In case you forgot or never...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-16 (D Minus 7 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/09/2016 4:59:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2016 | Jackals and PJ-Comix
    It is now exactly one week until Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland. It is the day that Skinner's greed for Clinton Cash funneled to him via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, has been leading him all these years. Yes, many years of pretending to be "Underground" when in reality he was secretly just a shill for the establishment. Bernie Ban Day will mark the END of DUmmieland as we have known it. Gone will be the Sandernistas leaving Skinner with mostly Brock-paid Hillary shills who will soon be splitting the moment there are no more paychecks for them. Okay, so...
  • Would you pull a prank on your buddy?

    06/09/2016 12:20:51 PM PDT · by w1n1 · 10 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/9/2016 | KJ Gonzales
    Okay, seriously, who doesn't love a good prank every now and then? Even better yet, this one involves deer hunting. In this video, we are introduced to an unsuspecting, rifle-toting, story-telling, novice hunter who is clearly looking to make what appears to be his first ever shot on a massive buck. Yes, that's right its all captured on video. Obviously, his friend did a fine job of setting him up. See the video here.
  • Ramadan, Two Ways

    06/09/2016 7:52:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-9-2016 | MOTUS
    The most holy season of Ramadan, during which Muslims fast from sunup to sundown, is met with varying levels of tolerance around the world.In China, home of the Uighur (pronounced wee-gur) Muslim sect, fasting has been banned: “Party members, cadres, civil servants, students and minors must not fast for Ramadan and must not take part in religious activities,” AFP quoted a notice posted on Thursday on the government website of central Xinjiang’s Korla city as saying. Meanwhile in France, once considered the European base of freedom, a waitress is assaulted on the Riviera for serving alcohol during the most holy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-08-16 (D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/08/2016 4:07:45 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2016 | DUmmies, Jackals, and PJ-Comix
    I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!!!That was the Presumptive Indictee last night proclaiming victory last night and declaring that because her Bill done her wrong and she had to endure years of humiliation by ruining the lives of the women he boffed, it was at last HER TURN. Tears must have come to the eyes of Skinner and his Clinton Cash wife, Shelly Moskwa, while watching that claim of nomination despite the actual nomination being weeks and a big indictment away. Yes, at last DUmmieland would all join hands in a show of unity while singing kumbayla and all...
  • Long May You Run

    06/08/2016 4:47:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-8-2016 | MOTUS
    Although AP beat her to the punch, Hillary declared victory last night and made history – er, herstory? Zestory?Yep, Chipmunk Cheeks is in it to win it:Long May You Run, Hill:Which, in case you don’t remember, was a song written in tribute to Neil Young’s beloved butt deceased hearse, Mort.Courtesy Owen Clark: Bandmates Ken Koblun (from left), Young and Bob Clark with Young’s hearse.Watch your ample backside Hill – The Bern ain’t gonna go down easy.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-09 (D Minus 9 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/07/2016 10:39:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    CALL IT SKINNER! CALL IT!!! Such are the cries today, nine days before the official Bernie Ban Day set for June 16. So why the urgent demand from the Brock-paid Hillary trolls? Because last night the Associated Press declared Hillary the "presumptive nominee" despite the fact that the Superdelegates don't vote until after the convention opens in late July. The Hillary celebrations by her Brock-paid trolls reminds me of a football player on the 10 yard line spiking the football and doing a touchdown victory dance yards short of the goal line. Meanwhile the Great Migration, soon to be...
  • #NeverHillary: Because Experience Matters

    06/07/2016 4:40:03 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-7-2016 | MOTUS
    I just heard this actual exchange between a reporter and a millennial-on-the-street somewhere in California, explaining his primary vote: Q “Who are you planning to vote for?”A “Hillary Clinton (b. 1947). I just feel she’s the most experienced…I like Bernie (b.1941), but I just feel he’s too old. But I like Trump (b.1946) personally I just don’t think he’s qualified to be President of America.”So there you have it, from the mouth of a millennial: Hillary – because she’s not too old and she’s got the most experience.” – Fox News So there it is: vote for the youngest candidate...
  • As much as a father as I will ever be

    06/06/2016 9:25:02 PM PDT · by dsrtsage · 40 replies
    Well, here we go, these magically appeared in my pool today...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-16 (Countdown Until Bernie Ban Day)

    06/06/2016 11:17:41 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    It is D Minus 10 and counting. Yes, just 10 more days until Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland on June 16. That is the day that Skinner has decreed that no more criticism of Hillary shall be allowed which effectively bans the Sandernistas. The problem for Skinner is that the Sandernistas, who at one time composed at least 90% of DUmmieland, are leaving. Right now it is estimated they are leaving DUmmieland at the rate of one every 7 minutes or just over 200 per day. However, the closer we get to Bernie Ban Day, that rate is expected...
  • Shake, Stutter & Bark

    06/06/2016 4:42:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-6-2016 | MOTUS
    And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself awayWith Or Without You, U2 (Rattle and Hum) Remember, only YOU can prevent Stutter & Bark from building on the “progress that they started.” I’m talking to you, Kristol, Romney, Erickson, O’Rourke, French and the rest of your #NeoProgressive  #HillaryByProxy #NeverTrump cabal.And we WILL stop them: With Or Without You. “With Or Without You” U2 (Rattle and Hum)My hands are tied My body bruised, she's got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to losePosted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • “I Don’t Stop When I’m Tired, I Stop When I’m Done.”

    06/05/2016 6:05:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-5-2010 | MOTUS
     “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound sand. I beat people up.” – Muhammad AliThe braggadocios young Muhammad Ali, nee Cassius Clay, mellowed with age and illness butt he will nevertheless always be known for his swagger.I, however, am partial to the equally great boxer butt less bodacious Joe Louis - Joe Louis and Alithe first black Heavyweight World Champion. He was always described as a gentleman. (full disclosure: my uncle was the “Brown Bomber’s” commanding officer in WWII and his promoter for awhile afterwards) The Brown Bomber with Uncle Lou, 1946Boxing is a lot like politics,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-04-16 (DUmmie Awakening: Rise of the Jackals)

    06/04/2016 8:56:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 4, 2016 | Jackals and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies have AWAKENED to Skinner's Clinton Cash Corruption. There is NO DENYING the ugly truth since it is documented in a myriad of FEC reports showing that Skinner's wife, Shelly Moskwa, has been pocketing hundreds of thousands of dollars of Clinton Cash. And this isn't even counting the money they have earned from renting out mailing lists. One wonders if Skinner's corruption has extended to the point where he has used personal information provided to him by the DUmmies in compiling those mailing lists. In any event, many of the Sandernistas in DUmmieland have become aware of Skinner's...
  • The Graduation of Michelle Obama

    06/04/2016 6:23:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-4-2016 | MOTUS
    If you think Lady M has been on extended vacation for these past 7 years, 4 months and 15 days, think again.I know, I know; you don’t want to hear any thing else from her or her husband.Butt if you do you’ll see that the woman who’s “had the privilege of traveling around the world” (several times) hasn’t just been setting around putting notches in her travel log. No sir, she’s been enrolled in an intensive total emersion self-promotion program. Using the same speech and empathy coaches who turned her community organizing husband into The Prince she has emerged as The...
  • UK: Weapons Cache, Table Knives, Tweezers and Hammer?

    06/04/2016 6:00:33 AM PDT · by marktwain · 38 replies
    Gun Watch ^ | 28 May, 2016 | Dean Weingarten
    Here is the headline from the standard.co.uk: A haul of weapons and more than Ł30,000 in cash were seized by police in a major drugs bust this morning. I thought the U.S. was being converted to a bunch of wimps.  This is pathetic.  Any normal 15 year old could come up with better weapons than this collection from the kitchen drawer and utility closet.  A golf club or Cricket bat would be more formidable.  A tip of the hat to Just an Earth-Bound Misfit, I. The Metropolitan Police must be hard pressed to justify their jobs.  No wonder the...
  • Trumpy Cat’s Trained Rats

    06/03/2016 5:35:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Oh great. Finding the water too deep, the rats are jumping back aboard: Ryan Endorses TrumpDon’t worry, Trumpy Cat will train his rats to do his bidding.Trumpy Cat’s Trained RatsPosted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Writing Our Own Rules Since 2009

    06/02/2016 5:16:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-2-2016 | MOTUS
    What do you do when the facts don’t fit the narrative written by your “failed fiction writer?” That’s simple, do what Facebook and Hilllary do: delete the evidence.Only thing though, try not to get caught. There might have consequences, dependent on your skin color…and/or your hair color.Because if you’re a Black head of state or a blond or redheaded Woman of State, what difference, at this point, does it make?Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror