HOME/ABOUT  Prayer  SCOTUS  ProLife  BangList  Aliens  StatesRights  ConventionOfStates  WOT  HomosexualAgenda  GlobalWarming  Corruption  Taxes  Congress  Fraud  MediaBias  GovtAbuse  Tyranny  Obama  ObamaCare  Elections  Polls  Debates  Trump  Cruz  Kasich  OPSEC  Benghazi  InfoSec  BigBrother  IRS  Scandals  TalkRadio  TeaParty  FreeperBookClub  HTMLSandbox  FReeperEd  FReepathon  CopyrightList  Copyright/DMCA Notice 

Please keep those donations coming in, folks. Our 2nd quarter FReepathon is off to a great start and we have a chance of getting 'er done early! Thank you all very much!!

Or by mail to: Free Republic, LLC - PO Box 9771 - Fresno, CA 93794
Free Republic 2nd Quarter Fundraising Target: $88,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $37,488
42%  
Woo hoo!! And the first 42% is in!! Thank you all very much!! God bless.

Keyword: willpitt

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-28-15 (Pitt Splits DUmmieland Again Over Hurt Feelings)

    07/28/2015 7:01:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 28, 2017 | Williams Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Let us throw a pity party for Pitt. William Rivers Pitt has splt from DUmmieland again over hurt feelings. Normally he can be expected to crawl back again with his tail between his legs but this time there might not be a DUmmieland to crawl back to and the reason for this has to do with why Pitt split. You see, in the past Pitt was a member of the DUmmieland protected class. Most posts slamming or mocking him were pulled. However, this time a mocking post, "24 business hours", was not only allowed to stay up, it wasn't...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-16-15 (Wiliam Rivers Pitt Performs Deep Navel Gaze)

    04/16/2015 7:23:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt is unemployed and doing nothing except jotting in the middle of the lily white New Hampshire woods in a cabin purchased by mommy so he can waste away the rest of his life in utter boredom with his family. As the nonproductive member of a family of wealthy lawyers his task is to merely collect trust fund payments and simply exist. And yet Pitt turns the utter nothingness of his sad life into a virtue by staring at his own navel as you can see in his ode to nothingness, A day in the life. So...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-15 (Pitt Defends Hillary; Owned by DUmmie)

    03/11/2015 11:16:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...
  • DU Fraudster Will Pitt Publicly Corrected by TurboTax for Posting False Hacking 'Scoop'

    02/06/2015 12:59:23 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | February 6, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    Notorious fraudster William Rivers Pitt has posted yet another false "scoop" at the Democratic Underground. No, nothing yet about Karl Rove being indicted. That was guaranteed in his May 2006 "scoop" and we are still waiting 24 business hours for this mythical event to materialize. This time around Pitt posted a "scoop" about TurboTax supposedly being hacked. One little problem; it wasn't true. And a TurboTax spokesperson even posted on Pitt's thread about the truth of the matter due to the misinformation spread on the Web by Pitt's veracity challenged "scoop." One fringe benefit is that Pitt has once again...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-15 (TurboTax Smacks Down Pitt for False "Scoop")

    02/06/2015 10:07:41 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    While you wait 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted and frogwalked across the White House lawn, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has another HOT HOT HOT scoop. This time it is that TurboTax was hacked. Of course we know this must be true because of Pitt's fantastic track record for veracity. Unfortunately, after Pitt delivered his big SCOOP came the big "OOPS" which you can discern in the thread title which not only has a regular UPDATE but also a NEWER UPDATE, "Scary stuff" UPDATE: the hack was TurboTax (NEWER UPDATE). After Pitt's FALSE "scoop" caused panicr among...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-15 (Pitt's Health Insurance Hacked)

    02/05/2015 8:07:11 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 5, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    This was probably the EASIEST prediction I ever made. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT's health insurance company, Anthem, has been HACKED. Gee! Who else could have seen that coming? How about a whole bunch of web security experts who for over the year predicted exactly this due to the almost non-existent security of the HealthCare.Gov website. So how do I know that Pitt's insurance company is Anthem? Because he told us so with his April Fools Apology last year after he dared to slam ObamaCare: For the record, and one last time: I went to the exchange. They delivered me to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-14 Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

    12/09/2014 4:28:36 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-14 (Serial Fabulist Pitt Condemns Serial Plagiarist Chris Hedges)

    06/13/2014 7:46:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In case you haven't heard the news, erstwhile left-wing hero Chris Hedges has been exposed as a serial plagiarizer. You can read the details at the NEW REPUBLIC and/or read about it over at NEWSBUSTERS written by someone whose name I can't quite recall. So who in this world has the LEAST standing to condemn serial plagiarist Chris Hedges? How about serial fabulist WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who allowed his mind to be conveniently massaged by another serial plagiarist, JASON LEOPOLD, into reporting that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So now we have the laughable...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-14 (Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology)

    04/02/2014 7:54:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    How sincere is an apology when it is delivered on April Fools Day? That is what WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did yesterday. I knew he would come crawling back and beg forgiveness for daring to slam Obamacare in this THREAD. And now we have his April Fools "apology in which he portrays himself as the poor widdle victim as you can see in An Apology to DU. My big question for Wee Willie is, have you CANCELLED your ObamaCare insurance which still claim to hate? Actually I am wondering how many people who got sucked into buying into ObamaCare have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (ObamaCare Alert!!! Pitt's Bank Account Compromised)

    03/28/2014 3:31:09 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    This isn't going to be the usual full DUFU edition. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT does attempt to spread his disdained scent in DUmmieland again with this THREAD, "So, let's see now..." However it was one of his replies that I am going to focus on only as a WARNING to all of you DUmb enough to reveal your personal financial information on the ObamaCare website. Like Pitt, you will learn the hard way that your bank account can be compromised as happened to Pitt. I warned him about this back in December when Pitt was still enthusiastically registering like...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (Pitt: "The used car salesman strikes again")

    03/28/2014 3:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is baaaack and he is doubling down on his Obama slamming as you can see in the title of his THREAD, "The used car salesman strikes again." Of course, he is getting quite a bit less than the red carpet treatment in DUmmieland. Even Skinner now has disdain for the Pittster. So let us now watch Pitt continuing digging himself into a DUmmie hole in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as Pitt edges ever closer to a permanent tombstoning, is in the [brackets]: "Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-14 (William Rivers Pitt Saved by Big Pharma)

    03/20/2014 5:27:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    When last we saw WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yesterday he was WITHOUT HOPE. Utterly betrayed by his blessed ObamaCare, he cursed both it and Dear Leader for depriving his wife of much needed meds. And yet, much less than 24 business hours ago, back in March 2010 when ObamaCare passed Congress, Pitt had such HIGH HOPES: My wife has MS. I'm celebrating the passage of this bill.All of you who are determined to shit all over the passage of this legislation...welll...try not to land on each other when you jump out the window. I'm celebrating today. Well he was celebrating...
  • Notorious DUer Will Pitt Turns Angrily Against Obamacare

    03/19/2014 11:35:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 85 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | March 19, 2014 | P.J. Gladnick
    Harry Reid is going to have a hard time portraying Will as a Koch brothers shill... William Rivers Pitt, a leftwing editor at TruthOut,  whose foibles have been chronicled in NewsBusters and is probably best known for his journalism "scoop" of predicting the indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006, is back in the spotlight again. While waiting 24 business hours to elapse for the Rove indictment to finally take place, Pitt shocked many at the Democratic Underground by posting an extremely angry attack, What I've learned about the Affordable Care Act, upon Obamacare due to a bad personal...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-14 (Freudenschade! Will Pitt Angrily Turns Against ObamaCare)

    03/19/2014 9:26:09 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    So where have I been for the past couple of months? Well, I decided to take a week's break which turned into two weeks until I wanted to come back in a big way with a HUGE story. Unfortunately no DUmmie thread was big enough for me so I continued procrastinating.....until now. And now I have a story that is HUUUUUGE. Like earthquake huge. In fact, it might even make the news services. So what is it? It is that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, the perpetrator of the Karl Rove Indictment Fraud and many other foibles, has now turned violently...
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024685964
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-13 (Pitt Delivers Personal Information to Russian Mafia Via ObamaCare)

    12/15/2013 6:13:17 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    The ObamaCare website is a Russian Mafia dream come true. Think about it. A completely UNSECURE website with the personal and financial information of thousands of highly gullible people. Gullible because the website is known to be UNSECURE and yet they STILL entered their personal info. Think the Russian Mafia won't take advantage of this HUGE payday for them? Of course not. And WHO are the gullible people to so readily hand over their info to the Russian Mafia? Mostly liberals or idiots and since they are not mutually exclusive, make that liberal idiots. One of those liberal idiots...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-10-13 (Pitt Calls Obama Syria Speech Incoherent)

    09/10/2013 8:27:06 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 10, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    DUmmieland's expert on incoherence has declared Obama's Syria speech to be incoherent. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has weighed in and declared Barack Obama's speech on Syria to be incoherent as you can see in his thread, That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly. For once, Mama Raven, can relax because I won't be slamming Sonny Boy this time around since he is correct in his analysis. You know what they say about a broken clock being right twice a day. Anyway, Pitt was quite disappointed in Obama's speech as you can see. So let us now watch Pitt slam Obama's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-13 (Pitt FINALLY Mentions the Name of Scott Ritter)

    06/18/2013 9:41:56 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    An historic event. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT after years of completely IGNORING the co-author of his unread book, Scott Ritter, ever since he was busted and incarcerated for criminal perversion, FINALLY mentions him. In fact he dedicated an entire THREAD, "Edward Snowden, my book with Scott Ritter, and the art of exploiting the messenger vs. the message" to the imprisoned Ritter. So why the sudden attention given to his co-author who was up to this moment completely IGNORED by Pitt? Simple. Pitt hopes to use the attention now being paid to Edward Snowden and compare him to Ritter in a...
  • Glenn Beck Reads Threat of OWS Violence Posted by Notorious Web Laughingstock (Will Pitt)

    05/31/2013 6:21:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | May 30, 2013 | P.J. Gladnick
    On his Wednesday radio show, Glenn Beck read a threat of Occupy Wall Street violence that appeared on the Web. Although no author was mentioned, it was written by DU fraudster William Rivers Pitt  who has a history of involuntarily turning himself into a Web laughingstock on numerous occasions. Remember the Karl Rove indictment hoax back in May 2006? Pitt was one of the perpetrators of that non-event. Since David Shuster of MSNBC at that time practically assured that Rove would be indicted, Pitt and his cohorts decided to deliver a "scoop" that Rove had already been indicted on May...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-13 (Not Much Pitt Love At TruthOut)

    05/05/2013 4:25:57 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2013 | Truthies and PJ-Comix
    24 business hours ago, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, committed the unpardonable thought crime in the eyes of the DUmmies and the TruthOut Truthies, of defending the law enforcement authorities in their hunt for the ISLAMIC TERRORIST Boston Bombers. According to the Leftwing ideology out there, this closing down Boston streets in this dragnet was a much worse crime than the bombing itself. Therefore, Pitt was raked over the coals for his heretical deviation from this ideology. However, rather than defend himself, Pitt came back with an incredible pander column praising Muslims for all to hear as you can see in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-13 ("Kennedy Catholic" Pitt Delivers Sermon)

    03/20/2013 10:06:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Every once in awhile WILLIAM RIVERS PITT publicly puts on a very showy display of supposed faith for either political and/or showboating purposes. We already saw Pitt showboating himself as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC upon the death of Teddy Kennedy in which he recited Latin prayers in DUmmieland which he never utters in real life except, perhaps, when on a huge Bukowski's bender. And now that a new Pope has been chosen, the expected Catholic bashing went full force in DUmmieland which led the Pittster into full blown showboating in which he pretends to be indignant about attacks on his...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-13 (Pitt Demands To Find Joy In His Miserable Life)

    02/06/2013 1:27:43 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In his latest incarnation, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT does what he enjoys the most, namely analyze his own navel in public. In this case his navel gazing takes the form of demanding to find joy in his miserable life as you can see in his incredibly self-absorbed THREAD, "A DU Lament..." Bottom line it is the leftwing version of "Don't Worry, Be Happy." In fact, it might make for the basis of a great parody song written by a certain Lutheran pastor. I probably won't be able to post any more DUFUs for another week due my what will possibly...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-13 (WILLIAM RIVERS PITT Wants to Know What's Happening at Free Republic)

    01/17/2013 3:54:35 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants to know what is happening at the Free Republic as you can see in his THREAD, "Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?" Since all editions of the DUmmie FUnnies are quickly posted at the Free Republic, Pitt might find out way more than he would like. For example, he might find out about the heinous deeds of a certain Temporary SockPuppet. Or would he prefer to wait 24 business hours for a PARTIAL BIRTH NONAPOLOGY that attempted to explain away one of the biggest journalistic frauds ever perpetrated? A visitor to the Free Republic who...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-12 (William Rivers Pitt Announces Opposition to Rape)

    12/02/2012 6:02:30 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Scream it from the rooftops so the whole world can hear and believe: William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape!!! Got that? Not only is he is against rape as you can see in this THREAD, "Y'know..." but he is against rape in multiple recent threads including, "I need feminism because...". Yes, we get it, Will. The former Newton schoolteacher is AGAINST rape! And if you don't quite believe him, he will scream into your ear to convince you from now unto the end of time. So let us watch Pitt put forth his case over and over and over...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-12 (Pied Piper Pitt Posts Presidential Poll Panic)

    10/09/2012 10:02:35 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    As recently as yesterday the DUmmies were high-fiving each other over outdated poll results. Today, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT broke that jubilant "Freudenschade" mood by posting the "awful" truth from the latest polling: The latest battleground state and national polls are in. Yes, Will, the latest poll results are in and now the DUmmies are in a state of hilarious panic. Of course, Will himself comes in for a lot of abuse for even daring to post the poll results. So let us now watch the DUmmies drop their Freudenschade victory champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-12 (Pitt Admits That Romney Won)

    10/04/2012 6:28:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Yes, even the DUmmies are conceding that Mitt Romney won the debate last night with Barry in Denver. And one DUmmie we haven't heard from in awhile, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, is sadly conceding this uncomfortable fact in this THREAD, "I am not a troll." Correct, Will, and you are also not a bouncer. Or a professional writer. Or anything really except a couch potato who urged his fellow DUmmies to attend OWS protests while lying in his comfy sofa watching sports on the tube. So let us now watch Willie Boy conceded debate defeat in Bolshevik Red while the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-27-11 (No-Show Pitt Pepper-Spray 'Outrage' Boomerangs)

    11/27/2011 6:51:05 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 27, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Oops! Yet another bit of outrage from WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has boomeranged. You might remember earlier this year when Pitt worked himself into a froth of feigned anger over supposed "rightwing" violence in the wake of the Congresswoman Gabby Giffords shooting by a deranged NUtcase. Well, guess who was guilty of making deranged violent threats on the Web, including threatening harm on the dearest darling homeless woman, Bobolink? It was Pitt himself as was EXPOSED in NewsBusters who threatened deranged violence to the extent that he was BANNED from DUmmieland for several months. Now Pitt is on an outrage...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10/09/11 (Trust Fund Pitt Wears Massive OWS Chip On Shoulder)

    10/10/2011 6:11:53 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, who still has NOT even bothered to attended an OWS protest himself, has gone Drama Queen Ballistic about an American Spectator writer by the name of Patrick Howley who supposedly incited a riot by leftwing loons at the Air and Space Museum. Pitt took this incident and has built it in his imagination into the greatest OUTRAGE ever perpetrated. The moment I read about Pitt's phoney outrage I pretty much had an idea of what happened...namely that the writer was caught in the middle of the loons which according to David Weigel of Slate, hardly a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-05-11 (Trust Fund Pitt Pledges to Divest All Corporate Income)

    10/05/2011 11:48:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 5, 2011 | PJ-Comix
    Okay, I lied. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT never made any pledge to divest his Trust Fund of any income derived from corporate sources. However, like a lot of other leftwing Trust Fund Kids, Pitt continues to slam the EVIL corporations from the comfort of his computer chair. The big difference between Pitt and the protesting Trust Fund Kids is that Pitt TALKS a good tale but as to actually attending these protests...Eh! He can't be bothered. Here is the latest momentous event recorded by Pitt on his Facebook Page: Humongous red-tailed hawk is roosting in a tree right outside my...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)

    10/03/2011 7:11:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-11 (Trust Fund Pitt Slams Wealthy People)

    09/25/2011 5:05:48 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    You want to know the REAL reason why WILLIAM RIVERS PITT went completely over the edge and threatened to beat up the homeless woman known as Bobo the Hobo? It was because she publicly dared to allude to the family wealth of Pitt in DUmmieland. Yes, Pitt comes from a family of incredibly wealthy lawyers whose wealth is primarily derived from CORPORATE law. Of course, Pitt wants you to think of him as some sort of proletarian who is forced to do blue collar bouncer jobs in Boston. The ONLY reason why he patrols a small square of pavement...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-06-11 (Hoffa: Pitt Claims to Lose Mind if Obama Apologizes)

    09/06/2011 5:09:43 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 6, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Can there possibly be any bigger HYPOCRITE than WILLIAM RIVERS PITT? Last January he climbed on his moral high horse and LECTURED conservatives on the subject of using violent rhetoric in the wake of the Rep. Giffords shooting. At the time he had conveniently forgotten his own extensive history of violence including threatening to beat up a homeless woman---Bobo the Hobo. And now Pitt has forgotten his own lecture since he is claiming that he will lose his mind if Obama apologizes for Jimmy Hoffa, Jr's hateful rhetoric as you can see in his THREAD, "Obama backs down in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-10-11 (Wisconsin Dems JINXED by Eddie Mush Pitt)

    08/10/2011 6:27:26 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 10, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Hey DUmmies! You want to know the REAL reason why the Democrats failed in their attempt to overturn the Republican majority in the Wisconsin state senate yesterday? I give you the answer in three words: William Rivers Pitt.How can that be? Simple. William Rivers Pitt has become the Eddie Mush of the Left. And who is Eddie Mush? He is the REAL LIFE character in the movie "A Bronx Tale" who jinxes everything he comes into contact with. The reason why I describe Eddie Mush as a "real life" character is that when they tried to find an actor...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-26-11 (Pitt Again Despairs Over "Pan-Dimensional" Chess Genius)

    07/26/2011 3:06:32 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 26, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It has to be incredibly embarrassing to be WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Constantly making bold assertions only to have to eat crow and take back the words so recently written with such confidence. In the case of Pitt, in less than a month Pitt has gone from condemning Obama for a LOOMING BETRAYAL to shortly afterwords having to eat his words and suddenly see The One as a PAN DIMENSIONAL CHESS GENIUS working his pieces so brilliantly that we mortals are unable to appreciate his oh so subtle negotiating skills. Well, the latter Obama worship was a little over a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-11 ("Not using the 14th Amendment makes the Baby Jesus cry"---Pitt)

    07/25/2011 2:55:56 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 25, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM PITT the Theologian is back in action again. Remember those prayers he normally never uses back when he was temporarily a devout KENNEDY CATHOLIC? Well, now he is suddenly an expert on how Baby Jesus would feel in the current deficit debate. Yeah, Baby Jesus is a policy wonk according to Pitt. Not only that Baby Jesus wants Obama to violate the Constitution by fraudulently invoking the 14th Amendment to unilaterally raise the debt limit. Gee? What ever happened to the "Pan-Dimensional" chess genius that Pitt was recently PRAISING? Apparently Pitt has lost faith in that master chess...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-15-11 (Pitt Changes Mind About Obama Yet Again)

    07/15/2011 7:42:46 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 15, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    If you want WILLIAM RIVERS PITT to change his mind...just wait a minute. On July 9 Pitt accused Barack Obama of betrayal as you can see in his THREAD, "A Looming Betrayal." However, in much less than 24 business hours, 4 days later, Pitt did a complete U-turn as you can see in his THREAD, "Unless I'm missing something, it seems I owe the president an apology." But wait, there's more! Oh, there is so hilarious much MORE! The very next day, July 14, Pitt demonstrates to one and all that he has got his "mind right" by praising...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-24-11 (Perpetrator of Rove Indictment Hoax Lectures Clarence Thomas on Ethics)

    06/24/2011 6:43:15 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 24, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Who is the person LEAST QUALIFIED to lecture Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas on the subject of ethics? It would have to be that DUmmie fraudster best known for perpetrating the Karl Rove indictment hoax "scoop," known as WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. However, Pitt conveniently forgets his ethically challenged past as a fraudster as well as his history of posting violent fantasies to claim that Thomas is lacking in ethics as you can see in the Fraudster's THREAD, "Clarence Thomas Must Go - my argument." Yeah, and before you start lecturing Justice Thomas, how about if you MAN UP and...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-22-11 (William Rivers Pitt Mocks Apocalypse Prediction)

    05/22/2011 8:10:19 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 22, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Who should be the LAST person in DUmmieland to mock the apocalypse prediction? Try the perpetrator of the Karl Rove indictment hoax aka WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Perhaps the guy who made the apocalypse prediction should claim that it will happen within the next 24 business hours because that is how the Pitt prediction still stands. Supposedly the indictment is still in an sealed envelope and merely needs to be opened and revealed to the public. Remember, Pitt has NEVER owned up to confessing to the error of his prediction so the irony of his mocking of the apocalypse prediction...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-11 (Pied Piper Pitt Day Fifth Anniversary)

    05/12/2011 4:55:07 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 12, 2012 | PJ-Comix
    WOO! HOO! I’ve gone 6 months without smoking! My sacred lungs have been untarnished by toxic nicotine fumes that whole time. Not once did I ever relapse and suck down hard on a cigarette. Okay. Who am I kidding here? Of course I relapsed. I mean why do you think no more triumphalist postings from me on this topic since I BRAGGED about hitting the 50 day no smoking mark? So why this confession? Because it is sooooo much better for you to rag on me for having absolutely no willpower than for you to remember this date. What...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-14-11 (Wee Willie Co-Author On Trial For Heinous Sex Crime)

    04/14/2011 4:50:53 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies · 1+ views
    This is one THREAD that you will never see WILLIAM RIVERS PITT post on. Why? Just look at the title: "Sex-sting trial beings for ex-UN weapons inspector." Come to think of it, you also won't see the Temporary Sockpuppet posting on that thread. However, one piece of good news. Because of the new found notoriety of Pitt's co-author, Scott Ritter, their joint book venture, WAR ON IRAQ, has rocketed to #988,703 on Amazon. Meanwhile the trial of Wee Willie's friend who abused his Wee Willie goes to the jury today. So let us now watch the DUmmie's take a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-11 (Pied Piper Pitt Smoking Relapse)

    03/26/2011 2:10:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    WOO! HOO! Let's all celebrate! WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has gone 100 days without smoking. I just knew you had the fortitude to pull it off, Will! Oops! Has anyone noticed that with all the early hoopla by Pitt about quitting cigarettes that there hasn't been a self-promoting post by him on this topic since his Day 50 THREAD, "Fifty days. No smokes." So what does that tell us? It tells us that Pitt is back to sucking down the cancerous fumes again. Let us do some math to prove my point. Pitt's "Fifty Days, No Smokes" thread was posted...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-11 (Boston Straggler Rage Victim Bobbolink Falls Ill)

    02/17/2011 5:38:25 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Somewhere in a lonely car on a freezing Ft. Collins, CO street sits an ill rage victim of the Boston Straggler aka WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Yes, our dear Bobbolink aka Bobo the Hobo has fallen sick inside her home which is an old car as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please..." Yeah, the DUmmies are sending her a lot of thoughts and prayers her way but NO food or shelter. Notable by his absence is the Boston Straggler who is probably filled with thoughts of extremely violent fantasies at...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-11 (Trust Fund Kid Slams Ronald Reagan)

    02/07/2011 5:28:07 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Someone at the Conservative Cave recently described the writing style of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT as "contrived edge." A perfect description. And why does Pitt have a contrived edge? Because, lacking a REAL life, he has no edge. Just as a farm raised shrimp has no fear of predators or experiences the normal hazardous problems of living in the open sea, Pitt has gone through life without really knowing what the hell is going on in the real world. And this results in the farm raised shrimp slamming our greatest President in over a hundred years, Ronald Reagan. Note the...
  • DU Fraudster Blames Conservatives for AZ Shooting, Has History of Posting Violent Fantasies

    01/11/2011 6:28:18 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | January 11, 2011 | P.J. Gladnick
    Of all the utter hypocrisy currently being displayed by many of those on the left over the tragic Arizona shooting, it would be hard to exceed that of the notorious fraudster of the Democratic Underground best known to the outside world as the perpetrator of the 2006 Karl Rove indictment hoax.. William Rivers Pitt of TruthOut, with enormous chip on his shoulder, has climbed up on his DU soap box and self-righteously pointed his finger of blame directly at conservatives. Ironically, although Pitt blames conservatives for supposed political violence that led to the tragedy in Arizona, it is that same...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-11 (Pitt Lectures Conservatives On Violence After Tombstoned For Violence)

    01/10/2011 4:36:43 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 58 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It seems hard to think of a person less qualified to hop on his moral high horse with a gigantic chip on his shoulder and lecture conservatives on the subject of violence than WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Remember, it was only months ago, last May, when Pitt was tombstoned from DUmmieland for threatening physical violence on a homeless woman...bobolink. Why did he do that? Because Pitt has absolutely no control over himself. This hasn't been his first time making violent threats yet here is is lecturing conservatives about violence in his THREAD, "THE WRATH OF FOOLS: An Open Letter To...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)

    01/04/2011 5:36:27 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It's been at least 20 years since your humble correspondent paid a traffic ticket. Oh, I've gotten my share of tickets but I have gotten out of all of them one way or another. The best way to get out of a traffic ticket is NOT to get into the police officer's face am remain calm and POLITE. You just know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is exactly the kind of complete shmuck that gets into cops faces for a mere traffic infraction by the very exultant title of his THREAD, "Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in...
  • Michael Moore Christmas Message Cites Quote Plagiarized by Perpetrator of Karl Rove Indictment Hoax

    12/27/2010 6:39:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies · 1+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | December 27, 2010 | P.J. Gladnick
    Michael Moore, in his Christmas Message to his readers, cited a quote by William Rivers Pitt who is best known to the world as one of the perpetrators, along with Jason Leopold and Marc Ash of TruthOut, of the journalistic hoax that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006. Here is Moore quoting Pitt who is quoting without attribution Douglas Adams in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": Hey Everyone, I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas (or a Merry Everything) and hope you are all well today.Here's a good thought from the writer William Rivers Pitt: "Before...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-10 (William Rivers Pitt BRIEFLY Quits Smoking)

    11/29/2010 3:26:07 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 29, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt has vowed to quit smoking. Since he made this pledge yesterday in this THREAD, "I. Am. Trying. To. Quit. Smoking." it means he has probably already relapsed and is sucking up the cancer fumes like a hungry vacuum. Pitt's unhealthy smoking habits have already been the subject of a DUFU EDITION last year when it was noticed that his vocal chords are being eaten away by nicotine which will most likely lead to a hole in the throat operation. You can HEAR just how deteriorated Pitt's throat was which was so raspy back then that I...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-19-10 (Perpetrator of Rove Indictment Hoax Sermonizes About Morality)

    11/19/2010 6:45:20 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 19, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Who should be the LAST person in the world to sermonize about political morality? If you had answered WILLIAM RIVERS PITT you would be correct. However, that is exactly what Pitt did in his SERMON titled, "Hateful Days." Pitt just loves to point his finger castigating tons of folks (conservatives) but the ONE opportunity he had to APOLOGIZE for the fraud he committed with partner-in-crime, Jason Leopold, ended up as one overlong self-pitying WHINE best described as a partial birth non-apology. For those still unfamiliar with this particular piece of Pitt fraud, Will declared on March 13, 2006 that...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-10 (Pitt Recants Democrat Victory Prediction)

    09/19/2010 6:42:29 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, Truthies, and PJ-Comix
    If you want WILLIAM RIVERS PITT to recant a prediction, you only have to wait for much less than 24 business hours to expire. In this case, I am surprised that it took a whole month for the Pied Piper to recant his PREDICTION that the Democrats would retain control of both the House and Senate. Back then he exhibited snappy confidence in his prediction...and now it is gloom and doom as you can see in his TruthOut STORY, "The Ultimate Political No-Brainer." Yes, it turns out that Pitt was too embarrassed to post his prediction retraction in DUmmieland...