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  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-28-15 (Pitt Splits DUmmieland Again Over Hurt Feelings)

    07/28/2015 7:01:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 28, 2017 | Williams Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Let us throw a pity party for Pitt. William Rivers Pitt has splt from DUmmieland again over hurt feelings. Normally he can be expected to crawl back again with his tail between his legs but this time there might not be a DUmmieland to crawl back to and the reason for this has to do with why Pitt split. You see, in the past Pitt was a member of the DUmmieland protected class. Most posts slamming or mocking him were pulled. However, this time a mocking post, "24 business hours", was not only allowed to stay up, it wasn't...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-16-15 (Wiliam Rivers Pitt Performs Deep Navel Gaze)

    04/16/2015 7:23:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt is unemployed and doing nothing except jotting in the middle of the lily white New Hampshire woods in a cabin purchased by mommy so he can waste away the rest of his life in utter boredom with his family. As the nonproductive member of a family of wealthy lawyers his task is to merely collect trust fund payments and simply exist. And yet Pitt turns the utter nothingness of his sad life into a virtue by staring at his own navel as you can see in his ode to nothingness, A day in the life. So...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-15 (Pitt Defends Hillary; Owned by DUmmie)

    03/11/2015 11:16:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...
  • DU Fraudster Will Pitt Publicly Corrected by TurboTax for Posting False Hacking 'Scoop'

    02/06/2015 12:59:23 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | February 6, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    Notorious fraudster William Rivers Pitt has posted yet another false "scoop" at the Democratic Underground. No, nothing yet about Karl Rove being indicted. That was guaranteed in his May 2006 "scoop" and we are still waiting 24 business hours for this mythical event to materialize. This time around Pitt posted a "scoop" about TurboTax supposedly being hacked. One little problem; it wasn't true. And a TurboTax spokesperson even posted on Pitt's thread about the truth of the matter due to the misinformation spread on the Web by Pitt's veracity challenged "scoop." One fringe benefit is that Pitt has once again...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-15 (TurboTax Smacks Down Pitt for False "Scoop")

    02/06/2015 10:07:41 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    While you wait 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted and frogwalked across the White House lawn, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has another HOT HOT HOT scoop. This time it is that TurboTax was hacked. Of course we know this must be true because of Pitt's fantastic track record for veracity. Unfortunately, after Pitt delivered his big SCOOP came the big "OOPS" which you can discern in the thread title which not only has a regular UPDATE but also a NEWER UPDATE, "Scary stuff" UPDATE: the hack was TurboTax (NEWER UPDATE). After Pitt's FALSE "scoop" caused panicr among...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-15 (Pitt's Health Insurance Hacked)

    02/05/2015 8:07:11 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 5, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    This was probably the EASIEST prediction I ever made. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT's health insurance company, Anthem, has been HACKED. Gee! Who else could have seen that coming? How about a whole bunch of web security experts who for over the year predicted exactly this due to the almost non-existent security of the HealthCare.Gov website. So how do I know that Pitt's insurance company is Anthem? Because he told us so with his April Fools Apology last year after he dared to slam ObamaCare: For the record, and one last time: I went to the exchange. They delivered me to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-14 Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

    12/09/2014 4:28:36 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-14 (Serial Fabulist Pitt Condemns Serial Plagiarist Chris Hedges)

    06/13/2014 7:46:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In case you haven't heard the news, erstwhile left-wing hero Chris Hedges has been exposed as a serial plagiarizer. You can read the details at the NEW REPUBLIC and/or read about it over at NEWSBUSTERS written by someone whose name I can't quite recall. So who in this world has the LEAST standing to condemn serial plagiarist Chris Hedges? How about serial fabulist WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who allowed his mind to be conveniently massaged by another serial plagiarist, JASON LEOPOLD, into reporting that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So now we have the laughable...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-14 (Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology)

    04/02/2014 7:54:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    How sincere is an apology when it is delivered on April Fools Day? That is what WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did yesterday. I knew he would come crawling back and beg forgiveness for daring to slam Obamacare in this THREAD. And now we have his April Fools "apology in which he portrays himself as the poor widdle victim as you can see in An Apology to DU. My big question for Wee Willie is, have you CANCELLED your ObamaCare insurance which still claim to hate? Actually I am wondering how many people who got sucked into buying into ObamaCare have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (ObamaCare Alert!!! Pitt's Bank Account Compromised)

    03/28/2014 3:31:09 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    This isn't going to be the usual full DUFU edition. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT does attempt to spread his disdained scent in DUmmieland again with this THREAD, "So, let's see now..." However it was one of his replies that I am going to focus on only as a WARNING to all of you DUmb enough to reveal your personal financial information on the ObamaCare website. Like Pitt, you will learn the hard way that your bank account can be compromised as happened to Pitt. I warned him about this back in December when Pitt was still enthusiastically registering like...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (Pitt: "The used car salesman strikes again")

    03/28/2014 3:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is baaaack and he is doubling down on his Obama slamming as you can see in the title of his THREAD, "The used car salesman strikes again." Of course, he is getting quite a bit less than the red carpet treatment in DUmmieland. Even Skinner now has disdain for the Pittster. So let us now watch Pitt continuing digging himself into a DUmmie hole in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as Pitt edges ever closer to a permanent tombstoning, is in the [brackets]: "Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-14 (William Rivers Pitt Saved by Big Pharma)

    03/20/2014 5:27:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    When last we saw WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yesterday he was WITHOUT HOPE. Utterly betrayed by his blessed ObamaCare, he cursed both it and Dear Leader for depriving his wife of much needed meds. And yet, much less than 24 business hours ago, back in March 2010 when ObamaCare passed Congress, Pitt had such HIGH HOPES: My wife has MS. I'm celebrating the passage of this bill.All of you who are determined to shit all over the passage of this legislation...welll...try not to land on each other when you jump out the window. I'm celebrating today. Well he was celebrating...
  • Notorious DUer Will Pitt Turns Angrily Against Obamacare

    03/19/2014 11:35:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 85 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | March 19, 2014 | P.J. Gladnick
    Harry Reid is going to have a hard time portraying Will as a Koch brothers shill... William Rivers Pitt, a leftwing editor at TruthOut,  whose foibles have been chronicled in NewsBusters and is probably best known for his journalism "scoop" of predicting the indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006, is back in the spotlight again. While waiting 24 business hours to elapse for the Rove indictment to finally take place, Pitt shocked many at the Democratic Underground by posting an extremely angry attack, What I've learned about the Affordable Care Act, upon Obamacare due to a bad personal...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-14 (Freudenschade! Will Pitt Angrily Turns Against ObamaCare)

    03/19/2014 9:26:09 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    So where have I been for the past couple of months? Well, I decided to take a week's break which turned into two weeks until I wanted to come back in a big way with a HUGE story. Unfortunately no DUmmie thread was big enough for me so I continued procrastinating.....until now. And now I have a story that is HUUUUUGE. Like earthquake huge. In fact, it might even make the news services. So what is it? It is that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, the perpetrator of the Karl Rove Indictment Fraud and many other foibles, has now turned violently...
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024685964
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-13 (Pitt Delivers Personal Information to Russian Mafia Via ObamaCare)

    12/15/2013 6:13:17 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    The ObamaCare website is a Russian Mafia dream come true. Think about it. A completely UNSECURE website with the personal and financial information of thousands of highly gullible people. Gullible because the website is known to be UNSECURE and yet they STILL entered their personal info. Think the Russian Mafia won't take advantage of this HUGE payday for them? Of course not. And WHO are the gullible people to so readily hand over their info to the Russian Mafia? Mostly liberals or idiots and since they are not mutually exclusive, make that liberal idiots. One of those liberal idiots...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-10-13 (Pitt Calls Obama Syria Speech Incoherent)

    09/10/2013 8:27:06 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 10, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    DUmmieland's expert on incoherence has declared Obama's Syria speech to be incoherent. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has weighed in and declared Barack Obama's speech on Syria to be incoherent as you can see in his thread, That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly. For once, Mama Raven, can relax because I won't be slamming Sonny Boy this time around since he is correct in his analysis. You know what they say about a broken clock being right twice a day. Anyway, Pitt was quite disappointed in Obama's speech as you can see. So let us now watch Pitt slam Obama's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-13 (Pitt FINALLY Mentions the Name of Scott Ritter)

    06/18/2013 9:41:56 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    An historic event. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT after years of completely IGNORING the co-author of his unread book, Scott Ritter, ever since he was busted and incarcerated for criminal perversion, FINALLY mentions him. In fact he dedicated an entire THREAD, "Edward Snowden, my book with Scott Ritter, and the art of exploiting the messenger vs. the message" to the imprisoned Ritter. So why the sudden attention given to his co-author who was up to this moment completely IGNORED by Pitt? Simple. Pitt hopes to use the attention now being paid to Edward Snowden and compare him to Ritter in a...
  • Glenn Beck Reads Threat of OWS Violence Posted by Notorious Web Laughingstock (Will Pitt)

    05/31/2013 6:21:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | May 30, 2013 | P.J. Gladnick
    On his Wednesday radio show, Glenn Beck read a threat of Occupy Wall Street violence that appeared on the Web. Although no author was mentioned, it was written by DU fraudster William Rivers Pitt  who has a history of involuntarily turning himself into a Web laughingstock on numerous occasions. Remember the Karl Rove indictment hoax back in May 2006? Pitt was one of the perpetrators of that non-event. Since David Shuster of MSNBC at that time practically assured that Rove would be indicted, Pitt and his cohorts decided to deliver a "scoop" that Rove had already been indicted on May...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-13 (Not Much Pitt Love At TruthOut)

    05/05/2013 4:25:57 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2013 | Truthies and PJ-Comix
    24 business hours ago, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, committed the unpardonable thought crime in the eyes of the DUmmies and the TruthOut Truthies, of defending the law enforcement authorities in their hunt for the ISLAMIC TERRORIST Boston Bombers. According to the Leftwing ideology out there, this closing down Boston streets in this dragnet was a much worse crime than the bombing itself. Therefore, Pitt was raked over the coals for his heretical deviation from this ideology. However, rather than defend himself, Pitt came back with an incredible pander column praising Muslims for all to hear as you can see in...