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An historic event. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT after years of completely IGNORING the co-author of his unread book, Scott Ritter, ever since he was busted and incarcerated for criminal perversion, FINALLY mentions him. In fact he dedicated an entire THREAD, "Edward Snowden, my book with Scott Ritter, and the art of exploiting the messenger vs. the message" to the imprisoned Ritter. So why the sudden attention given to his co-author who was up to this moment completely IGNORED by Pitt? Simple. Pitt hopes to use the attention now being paid to Edward Snowden and compare him to Ritter in a...

On his Wednesday radio show, Glenn Beck read a threat of Occupy Wall Street violence that appeared on the Web. Although no author was mentioned, it was written by DU fraudster William Rivers Pitt  who has a history of involuntarily turning himself into a Web laughingstock on numerous occasions. Remember the Karl Rove indictment hoax back in May 2006? Pitt was one of the perpetrators of that non-event. Since David Shuster of MSNBC at that time practically assured that Rove would be indicted, Pitt and his cohorts decided to deliver a "scoop" that Rove had already been indicted on May...

24 business hours ago, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, committed the unpardonable thought crime in the eyes of the DUmmies and the TruthOut Truthies, of defending the law enforcement authorities in their hunt for the ISLAMIC TERRORIST Boston Bombers. According to the Leftwing ideology out there, this closing down Boston streets in this dragnet was a much worse crime than the bombing itself. Therefore, Pitt was raked over the coals for his heretical deviation from this ideology. However, rather than defend himself, Pitt came back with an incredible pander column praising Muslims for all to hear as you can see in...

Every once in awhile WILLIAM RIVERS PITT publicly puts on a very showy display of supposed faith for either political and/or showboating purposes. We already saw Pitt showboating himself as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC upon the death of Teddy Kennedy in which he recited Latin prayers in DUmmieland which he never utters in real life except, perhaps, when on a huge Bukowski's bender. And now that a new Pope has been chosen, the expected Catholic bashing went full force in DUmmieland which led the Pittster into full blown showboating in which he pretends to be indignant about attacks on his...

In his latest incarnation, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT does what he enjoys the most, namely analyze his own navel in public. In this case his navel gazing takes the form of demanding to find joy in his miserable life as you can see in his incredibly self-absorbed THREAD, "A DU Lament..." Bottom line it is the leftwing version of "Don't Worry, Be Happy." In fact, it might make for the basis of a great parody song written by a certain Lutheran pastor. I probably won't be able to post any more DUFUs for another week due my what will possibly...

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants to know what is happening at the Free Republic as you can see in his THREAD, "Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?" Since all editions of the DUmmie FUnnies are quickly posted at the Free Republic, Pitt might find out way more than he would like. For example, he might find out about the heinous deeds of a certain Temporary SockPuppet. Or would he prefer to wait 24 business hours for a PARTIAL BIRTH NONAPOLOGY that attempted to explain away one of the biggest journalistic frauds ever perpetrated? A visitor to the Free Republic who...

Scream it from the rooftops so the whole world can hear and believe: William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape!!! Got that? Not only is he is against rape as you can see in this THREAD, "Y'know..." but he is against rape in multiple recent threads including, "I need feminism because...". Yes, we get it, Will. The former Newton schoolteacher is AGAINST rape! And if you don't quite believe him, he will scream into your ear to convince you from now unto the end of time. So let us watch Pitt put forth his case over and over and over...

As recently as yesterday the DUmmies were high-fiving each other over outdated poll results. Today, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT broke that jubilant "Freudenschade" mood by posting the "awful" truth from the latest polling: The latest battleground state and national polls are in. Yes, Will, the latest poll results are in and now the DUmmies are in a state of hilarious panic. Of course, Will himself comes in for a lot of abuse for even daring to post the poll results. So let us now watch the DUmmies drop their Freudenschade victory champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of...

Yes, even the DUmmies are conceding that Mitt Romney won the debate last night with Barry in Denver. And one DUmmie we haven't heard from in awhile, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, is sadly conceding this uncomfortable fact in this THREAD, "I am not a troll." Correct, Will, and you are also not a bouncer. Or a professional writer. Or anything really except a couch potato who urged his fellow DUmmies to attend OWS protests while lying in his comfy sofa watching sports on the tube. So let us now watch Willie Boy conceded debate defeat in Bolshevik Red while the...

Oops! Yet another bit of outrage from WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has boomeranged. You might remember earlier this year when Pitt worked himself into a froth of feigned anger over supposed "rightwing" violence in the wake of the Congresswoman Gabby Giffords shooting by a deranged NUtcase. Well, guess who was guilty of making deranged violent threats on the Web, including threatening harm on the dearest darling homeless woman, Bobolink? It was Pitt himself as was EXPOSED in NewsBusters who threatened deranged violence to the extent that he was BANNED from DUmmieland for several months. Now Pitt is on an outrage...

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, who still has NOT even bothered to attended an OWS protest himself, has gone Drama Queen Ballistic about an American Spectator writer by the name of Patrick Howley who supposedly incited a riot by leftwing loons at the Air and Space Museum. Pitt took this incident and has built it in his imagination into the greatest OUTRAGE ever perpetrated. The moment I read about Pitt's phoney outrage I pretty much had an idea of what happened...namely that the writer was caught in the middle of the loons which according to David Weigel of Slate, hardly a...

Okay, I lied. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT never made any pledge to divest his Trust Fund of any income derived from corporate sources. However, like a lot of other leftwing Trust Fund Kids, Pitt continues to slam the EVIL corporations from the comfort of his computer chair. The big difference between Pitt and the protesting Trust Fund Kids is that Pitt TALKS a good tale but as to actually attending these protests...Eh! He can't be bothered. Here is the latest momentous event recorded by Pitt on his Facebook Page: Humongous red-tailed hawk is roosting in a tree right outside my...

The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic...

You want to know the REAL reason why WILLIAM RIVERS PITT went completely over the edge and threatened to beat up the homeless woman known as Bobo the Hobo? It was because she publicly dared to allude to the family wealth of Pitt in DUmmieland. Yes, Pitt comes from a family of incredibly wealthy lawyers whose wealth is primarily derived from CORPORATE law. Of course, Pitt wants you to think of him as some sort of proletarian who is forced to do blue collar bouncer jobs in Boston. The ONLY reason why he patrols a small square of pavement...

Can there possibly be any bigger HYPOCRITE than WILLIAM RIVERS PITT? Last January he climbed on his moral high horse and LECTURED conservatives on the subject of using violent rhetoric in the wake of the Rep. Giffords shooting. At the time he had conveniently forgotten his own extensive history of violence including threatening to beat up a homeless woman---Bobo the Hobo. And now Pitt has forgotten his own lecture since he is claiming that he will lose his mind if Obama apologizes for Jimmy Hoffa, Jr's hateful rhetoric as you can see in his THREAD, "Obama backs down in...

Hey DUmmies! You want to know the REAL reason why the Democrats failed in their attempt to overturn the Republican majority in the Wisconsin state senate yesterday? I give you the answer in three words: William Rivers Pitt.How can that be? Simple. William Rivers Pitt has become the Eddie Mush of the Left. And who is Eddie Mush? He is the REAL LIFE character in the movie "A Bronx Tale" who jinxes everything he comes into contact with. The reason why I describe Eddie Mush as a "real life" character is that when they tried to find an actor...

It has to be incredibly embarrassing to be WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Constantly making bold assertions only to have to eat crow and take back the words so recently written with such confidence. In the case of Pitt, in less than a month Pitt has gone from condemning Obama for a LOOMING BETRAYAL to shortly afterwords having to eat his words and suddenly see The One as a PAN DIMENSIONAL CHESS GENIUS working his pieces so brilliantly that we mortals are unable to appreciate his oh so subtle negotiating skills. Well, the latter Obama worship was a little over a...

WILLIAM PITT the Theologian is back in action again. Remember those prayers he normally never uses back when he was temporarily a devout KENNEDY CATHOLIC? Well, now he is suddenly an expert on how Baby Jesus would feel in the current deficit debate. Yeah, Baby Jesus is a policy wonk according to Pitt. Not only that Baby Jesus wants Obama to violate the Constitution by fraudulently invoking the 14th Amendment to unilaterally raise the debt limit. Gee? What ever happened to the "Pan-Dimensional" chess genius that Pitt was recently PRAISING? Apparently Pitt has lost faith in that master chess...

If you want WILLIAM RIVERS PITT to change his mind...just wait a minute. On July 9 Pitt accused Barack Obama of betrayal as you can see in his THREAD, "A Looming Betrayal." However, in much less than 24 business hours, 4 days later, Pitt did a complete U-turn as you can see in his THREAD, "Unless I'm missing something, it seems I owe the president an apology." But wait, there's more! Oh, there is so hilarious much MORE! The very next day, July 14, Pitt demonstrates to one and all that he has got his "mind right" by praising...

Who is the person LEAST QUALIFIED to lecture Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas on the subject of ethics? It would have to be that DUmmie fraudster best known for perpetrating the Karl Rove indictment hoax "scoop," known as WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. However, Pitt conveniently forgets his ethically challenged past as a fraudster as well as his history of posting violent fantasies to claim that Thomas is lacking in ethics as you can see in the Fraudster's THREAD, "Clarence Thomas Must Go - my argument." Yeah, and before you start lecturing Justice Thomas, how about if you MAN UP and...