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"Some guy told me some Republican handed out flyers telling Dems to vote on Wednesday"=DUmmie iron-tight proof of election fraud
These people are morons.
Top 50! Boogity boogity boogity! Let's go racin', boooyyyyyyz! (and girls)
""If you allow someone like Saddam Hussein to get nuclear weapons, ballistic missiles, chemical weapons, biological weapons, how many people is he going to kill with such weapons? He's already demonstrated a willingness to use these weapons. He poison-gassed his own people. He used poison gas and other weapons of mass destruction against his neighbors. This man has no compunction about killing lots and lots of people...."
-- Al Gore, Dec. 16, 1998
What the.....?!!?
And yet, Gore turns right around and says that he believes that David Boies thinks the 2000 election was stolen, and THAT HE WAS RIGHT! So he's negating himself right there. So much for the "carefully crafted" statement.
Is that you, benburch?
No, that stench is caused by the recent return of Will Pitt.
Corrected.
Get on this list stat ping!
AlGore can't say he think's the election was stolen, because that would spark a violent revolution.
But everyone else on the delusional left can and does say it, and nothing happens.
Let me ponder that while I search for more tinfoil.
Rather ironic considering JFK's own shady win.
BTW, PJ-What ever happened to allosaurs_r_us?
DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Performs Endless "Penitence" At DUmmie Canossa)
Now that I got THAT done, I can take a look at THIS DUFU, off and on the rest of the day. . . .
That November 2000 hubbub is what inspired me to write this little parody that took off around the country on the Internet and on the radio. When a friend told me that it was being mentioned a lot on a place called "Free Republic," well, that's what brought me here to this website.
THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: "The Hokey Pokey"
You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!
Which one? Personally, I like the statement he made in his concession speech, which I now excerpt and which you DUmmies would do well to heed:
DECEMBER 13, 2000
SPEAKER: ALBERT GORE JR., VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DEMOCRATIC PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
Good evening. Just moments ago, I spoke with George W. Bush and congratulated him on becoming the 43rd president of the United States, and I promised him that I wouldn't call him back this time. I offered to meet with him as soon as possible so that we can start to heal the divisions of the campaign and the contest through which we just passed.
Almost a century and a half ago, Senator Stephen Douglas told Abraham Lincoln, who had just defeated him for the presidency, "Partisan feeling must yield to patriotism. I'm with you, Mr. President, and God bless you." Well, in that same spirit, I say to President-elect Bush that what remains of partisan rancor must now be put aside, and may God bless his stewardship of this country.
Neither he nor I anticipated this long and difficult road. Certainly neither of us wanted it to happen. Yet it came, and now it has ended, resolved, as it must be resolved, through the honored institutions of our democracy. . . . Now the U.S. Supreme Court has spoken. Let there be no doubt, while I strongly disagree with the court's decision, I accept it. I accept the finality of this outcome which will be ratified next Monday in the Electoral College. And tonight, for the sake of our unity of the people and the strength of our democracy, I offer my concession. I also accept my responsibility, which I will discharge unconditionally, to honor the new president elect and do everything possible to help him bring Americans together. . . .
Other disputes have dragged on for weeks before reaching resolution. And each time, both the victor and the vanquished have accepted the result peacefully and in the spirit of reconciliation. So let it be with us. I know that many of my supporters are disappointed. I am too. But our disappointment must be overcome by our love of country. . . .
Some have expressed concern that the unusual nature of this election might hamper the next president in the conduct of his office. I do not believe it need be so. President-elect Bush inherits a nation whose citizens will be ready to assist him in the conduct of his large responsibilities. I personally will be at his disposal, and I call on all Americans -- I particularly urge all who stood with us to unite behind our next president. . . . This is America and we put country before party. We will stand together behind our new president.
Thank you and good night, and God bless America.
ALGORE CAUSES GLOBAL CHILLING
See?