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DUmmie FUnnies 06-05-06 ("Al Gore's scary statement on stolen elections")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 5, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/05/2006 5:34:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The sense of electoral victimhood among the Democrats is rapidly spreading from the kookie fringes like DUmmieland to the CENTER of the Democrat Party as evidenced by the recent Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. WHINE in Rolling Stoned Magazine about how the 2004 election was stolen (by recycling already discredited fantasies). Even though the "proof" offered by Kennedy and others of the kook fringe is laughable, the professional Democrats now realize they need to accept such "stolen election" fantasies" in order to keep their hard core support among the loonie left. We had a hint of it earlier when Mama T suggested that her Boy Toy had the 2004 election stolen from him. And now we have Al Gore REFUSING to answer a direct question put to him as to whether he thinks the 2000 election was stolen. Up until recently, Gore merely maintained that he really thought he won that election and was just trying to get a full count of the vote in Florida. However, Gore now implies by his NON-ANSWER that the 2000 election was STOLEN from him as you can see in this May 26 ISSUE of New York Magazine. Of course, the DUmmies have jubilantly lept upon Gore's refusal to answer that question as proof that Al Gore thinks the 2000 election was stolen as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Al Gore's scary statement on stolen elections." So let us now watch the DUmmies bask in the glow of Al Gore validating their electoral paranoia in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who won't be surprised if John Kerry soon hops aboard the "Election Was Stolen" bandwagon, is in the [brackets]:

Al Gore's scary statement on stolen elections

[Scary. Very scary the way is now pandering to the LOONY LEFT by implying his 2000 election was stolen from him.]

This is a little out of date, because it came out last week in New York Magazine's generally favorable portrait of Al Gore. It seems all the more relevant now that Bobby Kennedy's article has come out in Rolling Stone, and a mini-controversy has erupted over John Kerry's continuing refusal to agree that the election, at least in Ohio, was blatantly a violation of the Voting Rights Act, and probably stolen.

[Don't worry. We can soon expect John Kerry to begin pandering in the same way as Al Gore when he realizes that his 2008 Presidential campaign will get NOWHERE in the Democrat primaries unless he confirms the paranoid left in their electoral conspiracy theories.]

Al Gore has also been unwilling to make a definitive statement, but the response he gave the magazine was chilling, and at least explains how seriously he takes this issue, and why it might not be in the best interest of the country for a leader like himself to come out clearly in support of those who claim both elections were stolen.

[So instead Gore sends out the signal that he DOES believe the 2000 election by REFUSING to answer a question as to whether he thinks that election was stolen.]

I'd be very curious how DUers interpret this strange Gore quote:

“In spite of that,” Gore goes on, “we won the popular vote and came within one Supreme Court justice’s vote of winning the election. So if that final decision had gone the other way, the question might well be, how did you guys pull it off?”

Does he, like many Democrats, think the election was stolen?

Gore pauses a long time and stares into the middle distance. “There may come a time when I speak on that,” Gore says, “but it’s not now; I need more time to frame it carefully if I do.” Gore sighs. “In our system, there’s no intermediate step between a definitive Supreme Court decision and violent revolution.”

Later, I put the question of Gore’s views on the matter to David Boies, his lawyer in the Florida-recount battle. “He thought the court’s ruling was wrong and obviously political,” Boies says. So he considers the election stolen? “I think he does—and he’s right.”

[Folks, this might surprise you but I have to THANK DUmmie HamdenRice for finding and highlighting this Gore refusal to answer a question as to whether he thinks the 2000 election was stolen as well as the information that his recount lawyer agrees that it was stolen as well as his belief that Gore shares the same fantasy. Somehow this information sort of slipped through the cracks and yet it SHOULD be BIG NEWS. So thanx to the DUmmies for putting this issue under the magnifying glass.]

"V" for Vendetta!!

["P" for Paranoia!]

I like Gore's statement.

[Actually non-statement. He DECLINED to answer a DIRECT question as to whether he thought the 2000 election was stolen which implies that he DOES think it was stolen.]

Of course it was stolen, who's got the balls to take it home?!!

[And thanx in large part to RFK, Jr's "Stolen Election" article in Rolling Stoned, any Democrat now who wishes to get nominated for President is going to have to publicly buy into your electoral delusion.]

Gave me chills when he said that. Do we need any more proof that the man gets it?

[It is proof that Gore wants to get your primary support.]

You are right -- he clearly gets it, and the quote from Bois suggests that he has privately told people he thinks the election was stolen. Is he afraid that if he comes out strongly, mobs with pitchforks will beseige DC?

[More like white coated guys with butterfly nets besieging his non-campaign HQ.]

Wow. Seems like Al smells the same putrid stench of fascism that most of us do.

[Wow! Seems like Al smells the same putrid stench of leftist paranoia that most of us are wallowing in.]

So I think I can even take a wild guess as to what he is holding back from saying: That what we experienced in 2000 was, properly speaking, a violent revolution from which we have not yet recovered.

[I would like to a wild guess as to what is Al Gore's DUmmie screen name.]

You must admit Kerry's nonplussed reaction to 2004, specifically that there was no substantive evidence of fraud in Ohio that would have changed the outcome of the election, has resurfaced again and again like a bad meal of tainted clams.

[The DUmmies are now TURNING on Kerry for not proclaiming that the 2004 election was stolen from him.]

Kerry is making cautious statements about election reform, but has publicly rebuked Mark Crispin Miller about Miller's contention that Kerry knew the election was stolen. Gore is basically saying that the election may have been stolen but for national security reasons, he has to craft a careful statement about it. And in the politics of leaks and spokespersons, Gore has freed his attorney to say, yes the election was stolen while even through his spokesmen, Kerry's message is basically, we can't know what the outcome would have been.

[Uh-Oh! This doesn't look good for Kerry. Unless he soon hops aboard the "Election Was Stolen" bandwagon, he can kiss his 2008 nomination goodbye.]

Gore fought election fraud through the Florida and US Supreme Courts and lost. After that, there was no remedy other than "violent revolution". Kerry did not exhaust his remedies; he didn't even try them.

[It would have meant taking an unwelcome break from the ski slopes of Davos.]

2000 was a bitter pill that continues to leave a bad taste in my mouth. I would dearly love the election of Al Gore in 2008 to the job he rightfully won in 2000, only this time he moves in to the White House. My wellbeing requires a reckoning.

[I have to give Al Gore credit for conducting a Non-Campaign Campaign. See, he gets TONS of publicity with his travelling Environment Shtick without having to get down to the dirty details of conducting a political campaign but still ends up gaining Democrat support for that very campaign. Al Gore is RUNNING by NOT running. He wants the Democrat Left (and that's pretty much ALL the Democrats) to BEG him to run and one way is by confirming their "Stolen Election" delusion.]

He should come out and declare himself the winner in 2000and denounce the Supreme Court's political decision. What does he have to lose? And, it will bring more attention the our unfair election process.

[A "Make A Wish" request for Al Gore. And he just might grant it.]


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KEYWORDS: algore; dummies; floridarecount; johnkerry
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To: Democratshavenobrains
"Some guy told me some Republican handed out flyers telling Dems to vote on Wednesday"=DUmmie iron-tight proof of election fraud

These people are morons.

No kidding. That goes around the Internet just before every election, as a joke. These goofballs actually fell for it? And then told someone about it??

41 posted on 06/05/2006 8:48:21 AM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"He HAS to in order to keep support among the loonie left base which is now a MAJOR component of the Democrat Party."

The big problem is that part of the Democratic party never leaves their mommies basements. They wont vote, and, if they did vote, given the state of their drug saturated brains, they will probably vote wrong, give the Republicans another victory, and claim voter fraud. These people get beaten like rented mules in the polls and I see no reason for it to stop.

42 posted on 06/05/2006 8:49:21 AM PDT by skimask (People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How many more times are the DUmmies gonna dig this one up and run it around the ring?
DUmmies, "GET OVER IT!!
43 posted on 06/05/2006 9:05:11 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Darlin', you can put your boots in the oven seven days a week, but it don't mean they're biscuits.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gore is basically saying that the election may have been stolen but for national security reasons, he has to craft a careful statement about it.

And yet, Gore turns right around and says that he believes that David Boies thinks the 2000 election was stolen, and THAT HE WAS RIGHT! So he's negating himself right there. So much for the "carefully crafted" statement.

44 posted on 06/05/2006 9:21:15 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: synbad600
Boy, these Dims waste more time over a moot point. OK, even if they admit it was stolen, what difference does it make now? Chriminy, most folks are talking about '08. Get over it already.
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They're hoping for payback. They hope to be in a position to steal and election and if they can, they will justify it by the "Repukes did it first!" excuse.
I fear this will end badly for the country. But if 49% of the country insists on acting (or supporting those acting) like children, what are we do do?
45 posted on 06/05/2006 9:48:54 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
who's got the balls to take it home?!!

Is that you, benburch?

46 posted on 06/05/2006 9:52:54 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow. Seems like Al smells the same putrid stench of fascism that most of us do.

No, that stench is caused by the recent return of Will Pitt.

47 posted on 06/05/2006 9:53:59 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Jotmo
Does top 40 get me anything?
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The worshipful admiration of those not in the top 40.
Except for the ones like me who don't care either way.
48 posted on 06/05/2006 9:55:05 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gore fought FOR election fraud through the Florida and US Supreme Courts and lost.

Corrected.

49 posted on 06/05/2006 9:55:23 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Purrcival
“In our system, there’s no intermediate step between a definitive Supreme Court decision and violent revolution.”

What the.....?!!?

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He's saying that after you appeal to the Supreme Court and lose, your remaining options are limited.
Note that a major Democratic politician has broached the idea of violent revolution for the first time in my lifetime. Consider the implications.
50 posted on 06/05/2006 10:02:09 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Always Right; PJ-Comix

Yes, I'm always amazed that when the Left starts in with their "selected, not elected" crap, they conveeeeeeeeeeniently forget that there were TWO decisions -- the 7-2 on the equal protection question (in which their guys, Souter and Breyer, defected to the majority), and then the 5-4 decision that returned the problem to the Florida Supremes. The problem was NOT that the Supremes "selected" Bush. The problem was that the GORE camp had eaten up all of their recount time with litigation. The Supreme Court was allowing the recount to continue, but by the time that decision was handed down, it had bumped up against the STATE-MANDATED deadline. And NORC tried the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-recount. Bush won. Again.

Morons.


51 posted on 06/05/2006 10:05:07 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: Cheburashka

My reaction exactly. WHAT is he advocating????


52 posted on 06/05/2006 10:06:52 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: chesley

Ooooooooh...unlucky 13! Thanks for playing, try again.


53 posted on 06/05/2006 10:08:06 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: Ditter; PJ-Comix

"Where were these DUmmies when LBJ stole elections?"

Or Kennedy's daddy?


54 posted on 06/05/2006 10:09:07 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: skimask

HAH! I was going to post the picture of the fire-breathing Gore, but you beat me to it!


55 posted on 06/05/2006 10:09:50 AM PDT by Purrcival (Again, with the "stolen election" crap. Oy vey!)
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To: Bacon Man

Get on this list stat ping!


56 posted on 06/05/2006 10:12:12 AM PDT by Xenalyte (There are some things money can't buy, like a dinosaur.)
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To: imskylark; PJ-Comix

And yet, the Lefties are claiming that the recounts showed that GORE won. Revisionist history at its finest.


57 posted on 06/05/2006 10:13:27 AM PDT by Purrcival (Charles Henrickson is FRee, franksolich is back, we're happy again.)
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To: Purrcival
My reaction exactly. WHAT is he advocating????
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I don't know. I doubt he knows. An attempt by the Lefties to stage a real revolution will be nasty, brutish and short.
Mass civil disobedience? "We don't care what the election results are, we refuse to accept them!" If say 25% of the population refuses to work and refuses to let the other 75% work (all nonviolently, of course), how do you manage that?
We're may be getting to a place we haven't been in this country for over 140 years And it's all uncharted territory.
And I hope I'm being unduly alarmist.
58 posted on 06/05/2006 10:24:22 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Purrcival
"Where were these DUmmies when LBJ stole elections?"

Or Kennedy's daddy?

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Those don't count as stolen elections. The good guys won.
59 posted on 06/05/2006 10:26:32 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Purrcival
Thanks for playing, try again

You can bet that I will.

60 posted on 06/05/2006 10:35:15 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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