DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-06 ("Glad Zarqawi's Gone? Yes or No")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[freedumb2003]

Top 20?

[Chuck54]

You just wait PJ. FOX news was talking with some officer in Iraq just a few minutes ago and he announced that The Zarq was NOT dead when US forces arrived and he tried to roll off the gurney and escape.

Just imagine the Senate hearings that will come from this and how the loonies will howl at the moon wanting to know how he really died.

I personally hope it was a lack of oxygen because someone had their hands tightly wrapped around his windpipe, while they poking his eyes with sharp objects and pulling on his fingernails with pliars.

/rant off

[The_Victor]

No would be my answer since morbidity is not my game. I never even knew the guy.

You should consider yourself lucky that you didn't know him. If you had, by chance, met him, you would have been soon parting company with your head.

[areafiftyone]

We should have taken him into Custody

What idiots the DUmmies are! Do they really think that Zarqawi was going to let himself be taken alive? He would have blown himself up and take and few of our guys with him if he could in the process as soon as they got near him. They seem to think that these people are going to surrender easily and are afraid to die.

[JamesP81]

...VICTIMS could have a chance to face him and scream bloody murder at him.

Have you ever noticed how these people operate on emotion entirely? I just don't get it. If I had a choice between screaming at him, or giving him the Death of a Million Pieces that only a 500 pound bomb can deliver, I'd think the better choice is kind of obvious.

You don't bring your enemy before a court during a time of war. You blow the hell out of him and repeat as necessary.

[freedumb2003]

LOL -- great cartoon.

YOu need to share it with pookie!

[PJ-Comix]

Hope Laura does see this edition of DUFU. Thanks for this early edition.

If anybody forwards this Blog edition to Laura, PLEASE send her my BlogSpot LINK because I can analyze the hits there with my Site Meter.

[PJ-Comix]

Pookie??????????

[freedumb2003]

FWIIW -- I counted the straightforward "Yes" responses.

36 (including an "Aye" and the "1K yes") out of 126 posts.

Res Ipsa Loquitur, baby.

[freedumb2003]

Pookie18 posts the daily cartoons.

Us early risers read both DUFU and the Toons.

[CzarNicky]

We get important visitors to our site and it would be a shame if they got the idea that a large percent of DUers somehow supported the Iraq insurgency. Freepers would love to create that idea.

It wasn't us who created it.

[nina0113]

The results of this poll cannot be twisted by lurkers into supposed support for Zarqawi.

They don't HAVE to be twisted into "supposed support" - they're REAL support.

[PJ-Comix]

It would be great if Laura Ingraham came out with a line of But Monkey Kewpie Dolls.

[PJ-Comix]

The whole purpose of this DUmmie thread was a wasted PR effort on the part of Dummie oasis to "prove" to the outside world that the DUmmies aren't wackos. Sorry that it didn't work, oasis.

[nina0113]

Every time they do a thread like this, a few more liberal-but-decent people find out just what kind of nutburgers they've been hanging out with and leave, and the collective intelligence of DU drops another 10 points.

[luvie]

We need to be veeerrry specific at what monkeys are being called "But Monkeys"
....signed: THE GLORIOUS EMPORER CHIMPUS KHAN

[NRA1995]

Glad??? HELL NO!!! Bushler&Co. royally f*cked up again, just for good PR. We should have CAPTURED him to get INFORMATION then publicly TRIED him for all of his crimes so the VICTIMS could have a chance to face him and scream bloody murder at him.

Ahhhhhh, silly DUmmie.....in case you're unaware, his victims are D-E-A-D and cannot scream at him except perhaps in the afterlife (I know, I know, you don't believe in the hereafter, either)! Too bad your skull is too thick to absorb facts....

[N. Theknow]

My Dear Senator Biden,

Greetings from the desk of Barrister Perristan Al-Mason,

I trust that this missive finds you well and rested. Alas, not all persons are so fortunate.

Recently a client of mine, a certain Middle Eastern figure, was accidently killed in a terrible aircraft accident when two of the aircraft's bombs fell on his humble abode.

Your name was given to me by a mutual friend who advised me of your ability to maintain the utmost secrecy in delicate financial matters.

Upon the death of my esteemed client, the sum of $25 Million Dollars US has come into my possession and I wish to invest it in your (Please choose at least one option: company, country, bank, backyard, mattress).

Additionally, my client's loyal jackass was also a victim of the tragic incident. Thus this letter is two-fold in purpose. First to seek your assistance and secondly to notify you of the loss of the jackass as you are undoubtedly its next of kin.

[luvie]

LOL!

[DeFault User]

36 out of 126, huh?

What we have there is a failure to read and follow the simple directions of the DUMMIE who posted the thread.