And you got that RIGHT!
What can John Kerry do to get people super-stoked on him? Ride his bike? Go surfing? Maybe go snow skiing? Stand on the front of his new yacht? Play girly-man football for the cameras? Tell us he was in Vietnam? Well, I heard Kerry's people have really thought about how to get Kerry back in the limelight and they have decided to "really really really trim his eyebrows".
" When I was in viet-rong.... oops... nam, viet nam."