Brooks 1, Kos 0: Markos, Speak Up! (Leftie turns on Kos)

Huffington Post ^ | 6/25/06 | Jesse Kornbluth

[SuzyQue]

Wow! Talk about through the looking-glass. Warped and bizarre.

[stylin19a]

can anybody decipher\translate loony tunes ?

[abclily]

They even have their own language.

[lowbridge]

bump

[OSHA]

Here's one paragraph translated to Swedish Chef. Hope it helps....

Only oone-a puster --- ooddly nemed "Bubu," zee neeckneme-a fur Bruuks oon muny prugresseefe-a blugs --- gut her pueent. He-a/she-a vrute-a: "Bruuks leys oooot a nerreteefe-a. Unless Kus leys oooot a nerreteefe-a, Bruuks' stury stunds" Und, leter, "I sympetheeze-a veet Merkus' desure-a nut tu becume-a zee stury. Boot in thees cese-a he-a IS, und fur zee seke-a ooff hees credeebility, he-a needs tu deel veet it cuherently, in oone-a plece-a, in oone-a erteecle-a...Thees is tuu impurtunt tu scroo up. Zee cherge-a is sereeuoos. Zee credeebility ooff thees blug is et steke-a. IF MERKOS DOESN'T ENSVER BROOKS, BROOKS VINS! Et leest he-a veens thees ruoond...It's tuoocheeng tu see-a zee luyelty here-a, thuoogh it cumes et zee ixpense-a ooff a deeerist veet a sereeuoos qooesshun hefeeng zee sheet keecked oooot ooff her. Duesn't chunge-a zee fect thet Merkus needs tu present a nerreteefe-a."

[HardStarboard]

I couldn't read the drivel....but if the headline is correct that the author gets the idea that Brooks speaks a bit more truth than Kos, he may actually be smarter that he thought he was!

[Texas Eagle]

The piece --- ironically unavailable on the Web, except to New York Times subscribers ---

LOL!!! Ironically unavailable on the Web except to NYT subscribers!!!!

If that doesn't say it all.

[Texas Eagle]

Classic. Perhaps you could translate it to Beaker as well for the benefit of any DUmmie lurkers.

[RedRover]

Ping!

[Enchante]

Reading this chaotic harangue makes me realize that if THIS is a progressive trying to sound 'reasonable' (and getting hammered by the even more pyscho-leftists) then there really is no hope that the Kos-sacks will ever come back to planet earth. The guy's wife posts a couple of reasonable questions about the fraud artist that the Chief Kos-sack has been protecting and the Kos-twits go into total meltdown.

[LibertarianInExile]

Perhaps you could translate it to Beaker as well for the benefit of any DUmmie lurkers.

Okey-doke.
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[Texas Eagle]

Heh, heh. Thanks for the assist.

[MNnice]

Markos, on his worst day, is a zillion times the man and thinker that Brooks is on his best.

lol.  These people are really delusional, aren't they?

 

[Fatuncle]

You misspelled that. It's "MEeEeememe".

[StAnDeliver]

The first and only time I've laughed all day. Just funny.

[stands2reason]

ping

[hsalaw]

the Kos idea: a community of fact-checkers and truth-seekers committed to the proposition that, despite the intransigence of the Democratic National Committee, we can identify progressive candidates and help them get elected

I think the "Kos idea" is a failure - I heard that every candidate Kos ever backed, lost. Some record!

[LibertarianInExile]

"You misspelled that. It's 'MEeEeememe.'"

Dang it, you're right. I always lecture people on using the spellcheck and here I went and skipped it.

[LibertarianInExile]

Ping to 19 for another laugh. 8)