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1 posted on 08/31/2006 4:52:44 PM PDT by James Hartline
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"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one--big hitter, the Lama--long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga.' So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

--Carl Spackler, "Caddyshack"


2 posted on 08/31/2006 4:55:03 PM PDT by RichInOC ("...bark like a dog for me...bark like a dog...I will show you the meaning of the word 'respect'.")
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To: James Hartline

With everything that is going on in the world, to write an article railing against the Dalai Lama only gives a bad name to Christians.

The Christian religion does not advocate, nor condones the hate you are trying to spread.


4 posted on 08/31/2006 5:00:46 PM PDT by FairOpinion (Dem Foreign Policy: SURRENDER to our enemies. Real conservatives don't help Dems get elected.)
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Do Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden have another racist comment to make about our esteemed visitor? Is the Drive-By Media putting that question on their front pages?!?...


5 posted on 08/31/2006 5:05:15 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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It is time for the Christians of California to say to Team Shriver-Kennedy-Schwarzenegger and their surrogates: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Christians are not for sell! Take your propaganda, your Dalai Lama, and your Big Tent for a hike to Tibet!

You've got a 'special' version I see.
6 posted on 08/31/2006 5:06:39 PM PDT by kinoxi
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To: James Hartline

Shriver is the real Governator. Arnold is just the First Gentleman.


11 posted on 08/31/2006 5:11:39 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (404 Page Error Found)
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Maria Shriver Hosts Dalai Lama At Government Women's Conference In California

I'd have loved to have heard him. :~)

19 posted on 08/31/2006 7:00:38 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
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On top of it created the super-authority of the "Dalai Lama", a god- on-earth, heading a hierarchy of priests, destroying the "religion without authority" that Gautama the Buddha proposed...

The guy that wrote this is ignorant. The Dalai Lama has no real authority over any Buddhist.

22 posted on 09/14/2006 11:01:44 PM PDT by TigersEye (Ego chatters on endlessly. Mind speaks in great silence.)
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