Ivan,
I'll have to take contention with that.
Unlike what the DUmbasses think, I've always believed that Cartman is a Closet DUmbass. They say Cartman is 'Conservative' because he is fascist, but they should look in the mirror if they want to see the Jew Hating, Fascist, paranoid nutjobs they accuse others of being... Cartman, the member of NAMBLA, who worships Hollywood actors, whose mom is a crack whore, who keeps an Antonio Bandares love doll under his bed.. sounds like a typical DUmbass to me...
Cartman's only real redeeming quality is his hatred for hippies (and his one liners of course..)
Also consider Cartman's desire for money.
Regards, Ivan
My brother loves to quote the Cartman line that "Hippies say they want to change the world, but all they do is smoke dope and smell bad." And he's not even a conservative.