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DUmmie FUnnies 10-13-06 (DUmmies Celebrate November Election Victory...In October)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 13, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/13/2006 3:46:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

**The question in their minds has to be is "by what percentage do we set the machines to flip the vote?".**

Percentage? I thought we were just gonna make em all change to Republican. Bush for Emperor 2008! :P


41 posted on 10/13/2006 6:20:07 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Trust Diebold.

There's the gloomy bad side!

42 posted on 10/13/2006 6:21:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (In Diebold we trust.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm severely burned by election fraud

Someone with a bad case of Rove burns.

43 posted on 10/13/2006 6:23:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DON'T BELIEVE THESE POLLS!

I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44 posted on 10/13/2006 6:26:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (In Polls we trust.)
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To: Kerretarded

Live free or Die Bold

LOL


45 posted on 10/13/2006 6:27:54 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (living in interesting times)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ok folks, time to stop working and caring, and go home!!

No more need for those tiring LTTEs and DUmmieland strategy sessions! Activism can be so exhausting! Now you can go lie on the sofa-bed with a bucket of caramel corn and pop in "V For Vendetta"!

46 posted on 10/13/2006 6:38:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie slacktivism.)
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I am absolutely scared shitless. . . .

The ol' DUmmieland "Language of Fear" kicks in. . . .

47 posted on 10/13/2006 6:41:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fear and hatred, the two constants in DUmmieland moods.)
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Even if we lose due to Diebold, We have the people with us. Our movement is growing.

This is a looming revolution.

48 posted on 10/13/2006 6:43:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are revolting!)
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Good Lord, I can't wait for Nov 8th...

ELECTION DAY! Get out there and VOTE on November 8!

The Day When Everything Finally Changed!

49 posted on 10/13/2006 6:48:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies, be sure to get out there and VOTE on November 8! Tell your friends!)
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To: PJ-Comix
any bets there is a last minute republican landslide courtesy of Diebold

This is a dooming landslide.

50 posted on 10/13/2006 6:51:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (In Diebold we trust.)
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To: ilovew

...and that people were legally registered to vote.

(I live in a state where voter reg laws are still pretty lax...)


51 posted on 10/13/2006 6:54:08 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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If we "storm the Bastille" with votes, know we did, and they blithely nullify them and declare victory... will we... MUST we... storm the Bastille for real?

Either way, you will run into . . .

A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!

Rove, you magnificent Bastille! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

52 posted on 10/13/2006 6:55:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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Good Lord, I can't wait for Nov 8th...

Don't forget to arrange large carpools to your polling place on Nov 8th.

53 posted on 10/13/2006 6:59:45 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Chicks dig me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
pre-election polls three weeks before Election Day are not "tangible results"

They're about as valuable as your "TANG-ible" results back in the fall of '04.

54 posted on 10/13/2006 7:00:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Just ask Ben Barnes, Lucy Ramirez, Mary Mapes, and Dan Rather.)
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If we "storm the Bastille" with votes, know we did, and they blithely nullify them and declare victory... will we... MUST we... storm the Bastille for real?

All your Bastille are belong to us...

55 posted on 10/13/2006 7:01:09 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Everyone knows the polls can't be trusted ever since 2004. Trust Diebold.

CRY (If you see polls)
By Johnnie Ray-of-Sunshine
Tune: "Cry" (If your sweetheart)

If you see polls that turn out to be too high
It's just Diebold, you'll feel better if you cry
When voting on a touchscreen
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only fall elections that they steal

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
November storm clouds can be found
Behind the sunny skies
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
Well now, November storm clouds can be found
Behind a sunny sky
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

56 posted on 10/13/2006 7:07:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's a tit bit nipply over here in New Awleens. Was hot and humid yesterday... this coldness came straight out of nowhere.


57 posted on 10/13/2006 7:15:28 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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For Democrats to win 19 seats, all the Republicans would have to be pedophiles.


58 posted on 10/13/2006 7:16:20 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: rzeznikj at stout

The last time I went to vote, all they asked was for my name and then they highlighted it on the paper. I think that was it...


59 posted on 10/13/2006 7:21:43 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Another funny one PJ! from some of the "25%ers" who are retarded, great SP episode!
60 posted on 10/13/2006 8:04:12 AM PDT by gidget7 (Political Correctness is Marxism with a nose job)
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