My First Sargent used to tell me that if the Army wanted me to have kids the Army would have issued them. I told him that the kids were GI, God issued. He got a kick out of that.
....oh....and my typing sucks.
They didn't tell us that...some were still saying that if the Army wanted us to have SPOUSES, they would have issued us one. Well, my (then-)husband and I joined on the buddy-plan after several years of marriage...so...
:-)