[dighton]

Tofu ice cream, Mandrake.

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, yeah. For some reason I get pinged to all the "small penis" threads. It's almost as if there were a...database...on the Internet...

Dang it! So that's why I get all that spam!

Where's that "unsubscribe" button?

[MozarkDawg]

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.

I made this devil's food cake for you without any soy, using only real whole cow's milk and real eggs. I promise it will not do anything but increase masculinity, why, it might even be called the *Wonder Bread* of chocolate cakes in that it will "build strong bodies 12 ways."