Kerry Humbled to Be Named Time’s ‘Person of the Year’

ScrappleFace ^ | 12/17/2006 | Scott Ott

[hershey]

In view of his rushing off to Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever 'to see how the troops are faring and give his support', (is your skin crawling yet?), Time's coverboy is the stuff Kerry's dreams are made of.

[aruanan]

Kerry Humbled to Be Named Time’s ‘Person of the Year’

Shouldn't that read, "Kerry Humbled to Be Named Time’s ‘Persona of the Year’

[60Gunner]

That would be Mac Davis.

[Dick Bachert]

And the REST of us would love to see his face on a MILK CARTON.

[pke]

I thought it was the new liberal messiah on the cover?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/itshardt.htm

ARTIST: Mac Davis
TITLE: It's Hard to Be Humble
Lyrics and Chords

[hnj_00]

this jsut shows what a piece of shi-ite time magazine is putting this piece of shi-ite on the cover and choosing him as man of the year!!!

what did kerry do anyway??

oh yeah...didn't he win purple hearts or something wearing a magic hat in cambodia on chirstmas eve????

[Qwinn]

It's SCRAPPLEFACE. It's SATIRE. The actual Man of the Year was "You" - a homage to the "Army of Davids" concept. The joke is that Kerry would read it and think it literally applied to just him.

Qwinn

[Smokin' Joe]

OHBATBOY! LOLOL!

[CBart95]

Hush! Don't nobody let on.

This is just another variant of the "Pig Date" at the frat house and Lurch is the "winner".

He'll be the only one that "doesnt get it"...as usual.

[cll]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1754621/posts

[RetiredArmy]

He'd look better with Mr. Spock ears.

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! That should scare the snakes out of the outhouse.

[Enterprise]

Hey now, he's sensitive about being teased about his ears.

[OESY]

(off mic): "Maureen, you talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice.
I’m very sensitive about my ears. I was teased relentlessly when I was little, ...
so I want to know what you are going to do about it.... I'm waiting.... I'm all ears."

[nascarnation]

Ti-i-i-iiiiime
Is not on our side


or something like that

[Froufrou]

It's a shame, really, the way media has gone to the dogs. The only thing worse is that so many people simply don't notice.

[Froufrou]

I thought it was Mac and decided I was wrong. I remember him and Glenn Campbell in their heydays...

Also,"Countin' Flowers on the Wall, that don't bother me at all, smoking cigarettes and watching Capt. Kangaroo, now don't tell me I've nothing to do..."