DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-07 ("Gore Leaves Door Ajar for 2008")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2007 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

and needs a person of remarkable intelligence

He flunked out of bible college, for Petes sake!

[decal]

"The door is a jar. No, no! The door is a can."

No, no, PJ-Watson - the game is a foot.

[Charles Henrickson]

I just sent in another entry to Bill Bennett's Sandy Berger contest. I think I might like this one even better than the "Sandy Man" parody, simply because 1) I like the original of this song better and 2) "Sandy Man" was pretty obvious to do. I'm guessing no one else will be doing a parody based on this song.

(SITTIN' WHERE) THE DOCUMENTS LAY
Tune: "(Sittin' on) The Dock of the Bay"

Sittin' in an archive room
I see written who did what about whom
Watchin' for Clinton's role
Got to keep my boss's legacy whole

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

I'm liftin' just a portion
Just the ones that would give Clinton grief
If I do a few more contortions
It looks like some will even fit in my briefs

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

Looks like nothing seems too strange
Everything still appears the same
But I still got these ten papers here left to do
So I hope my suit stands the strain

Sittin' here looking around
And these documents must weigh fifty pounds
These two thousand files I found
Tend to make my socks fall down

I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Tend to make my socks fall down"

Priceless.

You've got my vote.

[doug from upland]

No, I didn't do one based on that song. Did he attempt to sing the Sandy Man song on his show? I went to the website and he had a clip trying to sing Monster Mash, Sandy Man, and a few others.

[epow]

The toons were by far, without a doubt, no contest, the worst white trash to ever set foot in the WH.

I think it's safe to say that the Clintoons are the only white trash to ever stink up the White House. We have had some awful presidents, Carter for a prime example, but none of them actually fit the description of white trash except for Bill and Hill. And I was born and raised in the deep south, I know white trash when I see it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Did he attempt to sing the Sandy Man song on his show?

He did sing a "Sandy Man" parody, but it was not mine, since I had not sent mine in yet at that point. I heard the audio clip right after I sent mine in.

[Watery Tart]

Oh, this is great in so many ways. Otis's plane going down (RIP, Otis) in the lake, and X42 having so much experience going to funerals of people that went before their time in planes...

(Even though algore was the Funeral Guy in Chief for a while)

[Mr. Silverback]

All hail Chimpus Khan!

[Mr. Silverback]

The look that The Commitments guy gave me was incredible. It was a mixture of anger and sorrow combined in one. Yeah, I know it was cruel to do that but, like I said, I just couldn't help myself after that TV interview came to mind.

Dang PJ, that was cruel. Instead of a mean drunk, you're a mean sober.

[Mr. Silverback]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/algore2.jpg
"We got trouble...right here in River city!..."

[Mr. Silverback]

"We got trouble...right here in River city!...An' that starts with 'T' an' that rhymes with 'B' and that stands for burning us all up in the eventual holocaust of global warming."

[dirtbiker]

What can we do to convince Al Gore to run?

Show him a full length mirror?

He said "Run", not "Scream"....

Big AL does enough of that already....

[dirtbiker]

Gore is the quintessential Boy Scout. . . .

An Inconvenient Troop.

That was before Al ate them....

[dirtbiker]

[The door is a jar. No, no! The door is a can.]

Apparently Gore is sticking his can in the door.

More like Algore's can is getting STUCK in the door!

[PJ-Comix]

Good one. If it wins, I think I can get it recorded since I now have access to a sound studio and engineer down here. Of course, I would do that if Bill Bennett wants the sound version for play on his show. I think these song parodies are much better if SUNG to music.

[PJ-Comix]

I saw a History Channel show where they were able to read Hitler's lips in his home movies with no sound. Some interesting revelations like the fact he thought Goering was a pig. However, I would like them to apply the same technology to read Clinton's lips outside of Ron Brown's funeral so we can hear what joke he was telling until he spotted the cameras and pretended to be grieving.

[doug from upland]

I won't get up to listen at 3am to Bill's show on the local feed. Actually, a couple times when I couldn't sleep, I called the show. If he tries to sing any more songs, please let me know.

[Watery Tart]

I'd like to have a lipreader concentrate on the Senate during the SOTU speech, instead of on King Kneepads.

We already know what Hitlery thinks about things (the eyerolling and the facial expressions tell us that) and she's learned not to get any more FJB outbursts on tape.

What I want to know is why all the DUmmie types try and get face time with President Bush!

[OMalley]

aww, what an insult to foghorn leghorn, son;)