DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-07 (" Why the HELL is John Kerry Dead Last at 8%?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Dooderbutt]

That is sad - I just wonder why in the h*ll she stays with that 'man'. Must be a liberal thing?

Oh, and here are a few more of that manly man for your viewing enjoyment.

Heck, I even play football more like a man that he does (and I'm a teeny little Irish girl!!)

[MarineBrat]

[beckysueb]

He is a victim of sociopathic character assassination.

Kind of like President Bush? Hmmmmm?

[beckysueb]

Nice pants.

[beckysueb]

Kerry shot and killed an enemy soldier as he was running away.

I don't think it was an enemy soldier. It was a young boy.

[Charles Henrickson]

He's a one-man team!

[Dooderbutt]

A one-man "short-bus" team - no offense to those 'challenged' people out there.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Barset]

Ugh! Poor woman.

[007girl]

Highwaters are so kool! I can't tell if he's building a plane or sniffin' the glue! hehee

[bcsco]

Thanks, Dooderbutt. I knew someone somewhere would have one. I don't know the situation behind this particular photo, or why she's hanging her head, but this photo shown alongside the one at the party could tell volumes.

Somehow I don't see Teresa Heinz Kerry as being too smitten with a tour of the Grand Canyon, or especially a helicopter ride over it (regardless of the situation with her first husband).

[Hi Heels]

Isn't this the guy who windsurfed to Korea with Nixon and a swift boat of ketsup...?

[decal]

"She blew it in so many ways, that I still shudder whenshe appears on some MSM Cable gnus program."

Ah, well, no gnus is good gnus - was the WHildebeest on, too?

But, seriesly, folks - how does one misuse "gnus" for "news"?

[Paul Heinzman]

I swiped it from Austin Powers.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He simply doesnt have a warm manner .... nobody can be blamed for that,

Uh actually what he lacks is the ability to laugh at himself. That is the kind of thing that comes from humility and that is something the kerry could learn easily.

After all, he has so much to be humble about!

[Watery Tart]

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[dirtbiker]

I think alot of democrats were disappointed by his '08 run (in the general election) especially his inability to refute the swift boaters in a timely way...

...Huh, '08?? Some moonbat must have a time machine :-)

Nope, they are just delusional...

(I suppose it could be the drugs as well...)

[dirtbiker]

Like it or not, the public's image of Kerry is already ingrained in people's heads.

"That image is seared, SEARED, I tell you, into our memories..."

Along with this one:

Rich gigolo boy toy or goofy a$$clown, one thing John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam) is NOT is presidential...