DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-07 ("We 100% Condemn the Attempted Assassination on Cheney")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 28, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[ilovew]

**I wouldn't put it past Cheney to stage an attempt on his own life to gin up sympathy for himself.**

**I bet Bush ordered the damned hit to A make the fat git look brave, or kill the fat git to make him a Matyr. Or They are spinning it to make it look like he was the target.**

Yes, and then they had the Taliban claim credit. What a brilliant plan.

[gardencatz]

He needs to be tried for war crimes. Not Matyred. I bet Bush ordered the damned hit to A make the fat git look brave, or kill the fat git to make him a Matyr. Or They are spinning it to make it look like he was the target.

Wait...I thought it was Al Qaeda or the Taliban (I still can't tell the 2 apart) who were trying to spin the assassination angle. I thought our boots on the ground weren't convinced that it just wasn't dumb luck that Cheney was there?

Cindie

[MichiganConservative]

I think I'm speaking for almost everybody here when I say that I unequivocally condemn the attempted assassination of Vice President Cheney in Afghanistan and that any person responsible for this cowardly act should be jailed for life at a minimum.

I thought this was a suicide attack. I thought the bomber is now "enjoying" his "72 virgins" in paradise.

Recently, a guy I work with was looking into buying some server services. He found that voxel, or voxrox, is the server provider for daily KOS. I'm not sure where he got this, but he found that Daily KOS clears about $85,000 in revenue per month with about $7000 in overhead. Not bad for a bunch of socialists. I wonder if the whack-job leftists who frequent Daily KOS know what kind of money Marcos the Flamboyant gets. I believe this is mostly from advertisements, such as Google ads. I'm not sure how much he makes from blog entries that endorse the highest bidder.

[MichiganConservative]

Has anyone noticed that these people lack basic spelling skills? How am I supposed to take your psychotic rant seriously when you can't spell better than a grade-schooler?

[Dooderbutt]

Hey - check this out - It's full of contenders:

Man Denies Raping Woman While In Town For GOP Convention (OH)

I particularly LOVE this one:

15. That still doesn't mean shit to him though Women are property to republicans, when a republican think women he thinks of them like a farmer would think of "Livestock": A commodity.

[ilovew]

I wonder what they think that means for women who are Republicans.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, if you have a bad internet connection reboot your computer and router to get a new connection. I've found that sometimes I need to unplug my router for about 5 minutes and let it cool off. That always seems to fix things for me.

I'm sure it was a problem with the cable from the outside. Whenever I had trouble getting on the Web, I also noticed trouble with several of my cable pay channels. Right now everything seems to be okay.

[Purrcival]

He's the one who deserves to bare the burden of what he's wrought, even with his own life.a

What does a "bare" burden look like?

[dirtbiker]

He's the one who deserves to bare the burden of what he's wrought, even with his own life.

What does a "bare" burden look like?

It must be terrible to bear ones terrible vocabulary skills on this widely-read forum....

I can't bare to look....

Being a liberal with BDS/CDS must be simply unbareable at times....

[Dooderbutt]

We're a bunch of snaggletooth, barefoot, pregnant wimmen with a brain cell to share between us who should just be happy to have a man look at us.

And you know do that's why a Republican man has to rape a girl to get some from a good lookin' female (that and the men are a lot of knuckle dragging, redneck, hillbilly dumb*sses).

[Watery Tart]

[RatsDawg]

"But once dead I would probably piss on his grave like I would Reagan and countless other Republican Americans who have trashed not only their country but the world as well."

I have read a lot comments on FR about pissing on Democrat politicians graves, and other out spoken people like Cindy Sheehan, but I don't think I have ever read about us talking about just pissing on Democrat "Americans" graves just for being Democrat. To me thats just cruel, and the Democrats say they are the party of understanding and will except anyones beliefs. I mean I have a lot of friends and family who are Democrats or Liberal, but I would never want to piss on their graves.