DUmmie FUnnies 03-15-07 (DUmmies Speculate About What Happened To Chuck Hagel)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 15, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

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[rockrr]

This Hagel I see on these clips looks like he's had a lost weekend.

Somehow I think Hagel must have fallen off a different planet...

[Suzy Quzy]

I have always called him Sad Sack Hagel. He looks like he'd been CRYING after he saw his pathetic poll numbers!!

[E Rocc]

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[Dutch Boy]

I wonder if HAgel just got a wakeup call on how popular he really is and it made him crap his pants. He is only popular in the MSM when he comes out against Bush. Not a good way to secure the base that likes Bush.

[rockrr]

"These guys don't fool around. Hagel is gaining firsthand knowledge of what it means to be an enemy of a crime family."

Good evening. And have you met Mrs. Clinton? ;'}

[Incorrigible]

Did I make it?

[gate2wire]

...death threat from bushCo?

Yawn.

[homemom]

Maybe he got enough e-mails from angry Nebraskans (including yours truly) saying he'd never get their votes even if he DID run for Pres., and he decided just hating Bush isn't enough to get him to the White House.

Personally, I think he looks too slimy, weasel-like, and dishonest to ever get elected to Pres.

[TomGuy]

I recall when Kerry was on the campaign trail, he made a big tado about an upcoming 'midnight' speech.

Well, the speech took place, but Kerry's speech was so slow and slurred and incoherent and rambling [more they his usual aimless incoherence and rambling] that he didn't even make much sense.

I suspected that he had been nipping the sherry, imbibing a bit of the joy-juice.

Ironically, hardly any of the MSM reporters made mention of Kerry's strange performance. Those who did simply wrote it off to his being tired from campaigning so much.

[CT-Freeper]

Awww...I posted on that thread but my comment didn't make your DUFU commentary. Oh well. It was pretty innocuous and bland, I guess.

[COBOL2Java]

It isn't really a question of if they got to Hagel but how....Roughing up courtesy of their goons? Envelope containing compromising photos or other embarrassing information? Threats to family members? These guys don't fool around. Hagel is gaining firsthand knowledge of what it means to be an enemy of a crime family.

Chuck pissed off the Clintons?

[COBOL2Java]

Hagel looked like he had been water-boarded...

And you know how to recognize someone who's been water-boarded how, DUmmie? I'm sorry, but coughing up last night's kung pao chicken does not make you an expert.

[mnehring]

For all the DUmbasses that think Chuck Hagel always looks so 'perfect and poised' I present a Google Image search:

http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGIC,GGIC:2006-45,GGIC:en&q=%22Chuck%20Hagel%22&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

As you can see, unlike what they claim to remember, Chuck, for the most part, always looks disheveled and depressed.

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[Right Cal Gal]

Perhaps Chuckie should have done his polling as a Democratic nominee instead of a Republican. Just goes to show that the idiot RINOs have misinterpreted last November's results as badly as the Democrats have. (Everytime someone says "it was all about Iraq" I ask them to explain why Blue State Connecticut voted in Lieberman as an independent, then, when he has stated without equivocation that he supports the War.)

[Right Cal Gal]

Perhaps Chuckie should have done his polling as a Democratic nominee instead of a Republican. Just goes to show that the idiot RINOs have misinterpreted last November's results as badly as the Democrats have. (Everytime someone says "it was all about Iraq" I ask them to explain why Blue State Connecticut voted in Lieberman as an independent, then, when he has stated without equivocation that he supports the War.)