DUmmie FUnnies 03-16-07 ("10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 16, 2007 | Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Hello everybody. I gotta split soon but I'm here to tell you that this "prof" is starting to feel the heat because he is worried about getting tenure. Apparently he is already backtracking and is now claiming that the wilder parts of his 10-point program were really just satire in order to make the other parts of his dopey program sound more moderate. Huh? What a LAME excuse. Basically Rectenwald is just worried about not earning any more EVIL capitalist money during this Bush regime and is desperate to stay on the tenure track. I'll have more on this later (maybe a separate DUFU) but, like I said, I gotta split.

But before I split, I want to leave you with this thought. If a conservative prof (they are few but they are out there) had said he wanted to jail most Democrats and outlaw the Democrat party, this would have made front page news in most of the MSM. So far, this prof is getting a pass from the MSM.

[dirtbiker]

The universities out there are full of Rectenwalds.

I was wondering what the correct pronunciation of his name was....

The best I can figure is "Rectumwad"....

Obviously, his "clogged plumbing" has created a backup that has altered his thinking and clouded his senses, creating a condition where excrement flows from his oral cavity instead of the usual one....

Like a lot of liberals, he is too stupid to realize just how stupid he really is....

[dirtbiker]

Dummies are ceasing to amuse me..This is lunacy!! Their hatred is making them crazy.

Their hatred isn't make them crazy....

They already are....

To drive a DUmmie crazy is a very short trip....

[dirtbiker]

My 5 year old niece has a more realistic view of government than this idiot.

Your 5 year old niece has a higher IQ than this idiot!

[dirtbiker]

Remind me again who wrote NCLB?

I believe it was Teddy the Drunk....

The bill has Scotch stains all over it....

[MEG33]

LOL.. BUMP!

[E Rocc]

Well it is CMU, so who knows.......

-Eric (CWRU alumni)

[Watery Tart]

10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.

[DesScorp]

" 5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming."

The Left = Stalinism. These people aren't just wrong, they're a force for evil.

[conservative in nyc]

Heads up, PJ- He's back - and more wacky than ever:

The Delusions of the Last Rightwing Remnant: Freerepublic.com

[PJ-Comix]

Check THIS out! It turns out that the NUttie professor wrote an opinion editorial for Al Jazeera 4 years ago.

[PJ-Comix]

Bumping this previous DUFU edition because the author of this lunacy, Michael Rectenwald, went BERSERK on Tucker Carlson yesterday.