Crow Wipes Out With Toilet Paper Ban

The Stiletto ^ | April 25, 2007 | The Stiletto

[theothercheek]

Sheryl Crow is funkier than The Stiletto thought – if she limits herself to a single square of toilet paper "in any one sitting," as she advocates in a blog post published by The Huffington Post last week (an April 24 post on Crow’s own Web site claims the "the toilet paper thing was a JOKE!!")

Was it? Or did her cheeks flush after she realized that not one sane person thinks her eco-friendly ideas "in the earliest stages of development are ... worth investigating."

Number One: Even Rosie ridiculed her on "The View" (video link). Number Two: She did not back off her planned clothing line with a detachable "dining sleeve" that you can use to wipe your mouth instead of a paper napkin (works great for snot too, she advises).

Just a joke? Doesn’t pass the smell test.

NOTE: If I did not put all the links in correctly, please refer to the original source.

[pikachu]

Any truth to the rumor that Ms. Crow is doing a cover song of ‘Wipe Out’?

[theothercheek]

If she does, she’ll probably sing it like crap.

[Allegra]

This one's going to haunt Sheryl for the rest of her career....sort of like the gerbil thing has stayed with Richard Gere.

Eeeewwwwww......

[proud American in Canada]

She’s now the toilet paper lady, forever.

She must be regretting her “botched joke”, LOL.

[theothercheek]

If this was indeed a joke - and it’s hard to tell with these holier than thou lib types - then she should have left the joke telling to the pros and stuck with warbling. But I don’t think it was a joke, since this is a woman who is so ernest (read: humorless) that she harrangues Karl Rove in the middle of a social funcion. She is also so clueless that she is unable to do the global warming math that one year of travel with her entourage of buses, trucks, etc. is worse for the envrionment (if that’s what you believe) than a lifetime of generous toilet paper use.

[theothercheek]

Yup. Now tell me: how many squares of toilet paper does it take to clean off a gerbil once Richard Gere is done playing with it?

[GoldCountryRedneck]

"the toilet paper thing was a JOKE!!"

As are you, my dear.

And known hereafter as 'ol Sheryl "one sheet" Crow...

[Kellis91789]

Maybe she just owns stock in a bidet toilet seat company.

Pamper yourself with a gentle aerated warm aerated stream. With convenient remote control, BB-100 allows you to personalized functions including water temperature, pressure and even gentle cycling massage feature.

Follow cleansing with a touch of button for an adjustable warm air dry. All the while you are able on an inviting heated seat that can also be adjustable to the warmth you desire.

BB-1000 is equipped with state-of-art "smart power saving function that calculates the most frequently used hours of day by itself for the maximum savings with powerful deodorizer that elemi mates upto 90% of embarrassing odor.

Its patented 1 pocket 3 nozzles allow maximum hygiene with soothing pulsating massage. Equipped with the most advance "Capacitance" seat sensor and "Self Diagnosis", BB-1000 is truly the most advance and complete bidet seat in industry.

[theothercheek]

Pulsating massage? Up the butt? One Dem presidential candidate might already have this installed in all the bathrooms of his huge home. Not that there’s anything wrong with that ...

[Fitzy_888]

This wasn't about saving toilet paper, it was about probing your/our liberties. We all focus on the toilet paper and laugh, when this is about the audacity and hypocrisy. It was suppose to be cute. Now it’s was a joke. Notice her reference to “...law abiding citizen...” She talking about your very basic rights!!! Again, audacity and hypocrisy aka big liberalism.

[Petronski]

The only way Rosie can wipe with just one sheet is if it’s a bed sheet.

[Right Wing Assault]

A joke? What a kidder.

So, does that mean you are joking about all this ‘save the planet’ stuff?